Boy oh boy oh boy do I have the thread for you, /b/ Context:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>723246659
Wat

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>>723246659
2/26

what happened the first time?

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>>723246783
3/26

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>>723246784
Nothing, it was just a casual blowjob. That's what makes this so weird
4/26

how much money

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>>723246878
5/26

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>>723246882
You'll see
6/26

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>>723246969
No shit

7/26

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>>723247050
8/26

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>>723247078
9/26

tl;dr: just do it

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>>723247122
10/26

75 bucks? Are you like 14 and excited for pocket change?

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>>723247165
11/26

>>723247078
$75 to go gay? What kind of bargain basement faggotry is this?

>>723247165
What's the queer's deal? Blows you once and you're all he wants? You the first cock he's kissed or something?

Long time reader first time caller, no expert when it comes to this type of thing but I think this nigga has mental anguish that can only be cured by sucking your hog. Take the money and cum.

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>>723247189
I'm a college student [badum tss, laugh track]
12/26

tell him 300 so you can buy a Switch

>>723247268
are you at Ieast attractive?

You sound like such a whiny bitch even though he is doing the begging.

>>723247314
this

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>>723247248
All will be revealed my dear anon
13/26

>>723247211
75$ is a pretty decent amount of money to cum in someones mouth dude.

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>>723247298
I am, but he isn't. Trust me
14/26

>>723246659
mouth is a mouth OP. just get your dick sucked and get paid like a man.

>>723247392
I'd do it for free, right? Given the importance I think this dude would be Cumming in a test tube though

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>>723247314
I am indeed a massive faglord

15/26

>>723247050
>bruh
>tryna
Fuck off nigger

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>>723247504
16/26

>>723247419
I'm guessing that you look like someone in his life that he really fantasizes about.
*continues lurking*

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>>7232475224
I'm actually not a nigger, just a retard

17/26

>>723247504
you're coming across way worse than he is, you know that? my god dude, let him suck some dick or ignore him.

>>723246659
Join me on discord for suggestions!!!!!!

https://discord.gg/zxSjzr2

Enter the blowme room!

>>723247522
>05:23:42
I'm white and I do that shit ironically and it works out via SMS. That's me though fuck this fag though.

>be me
>OP
>just found out about the chan
>ask gay boyfriend to shitpost and suck my 2 incher
>on kik
>Boy oh boy oh boy do I have the thread for you, /b/

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>>723247584
You mean before or after his dope anime style exposition dump?

18/26

>>723247583
>faggot bares his soul
>op won't give up his essence

you monster

>>723247625
Aha this nigga roasting you so bad you Tryna sucked that dicks for 100 bones nigga eat that dicks

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>>723247625
No siree. This is the real deal

19/26

>>723247644
I want to be in this kik with you two so bad

>>723247676
>>723246659

OP don't be more of a fag than you already are. Torture that little gay bitch with suspense and ultimately say no.

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>>723247697
It gets better, anons

20/26

If he's paying then shouldn't you be the one blowing him??

>>723247772
Mutual suck sounds fair

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>>723247745
"I was only pretending to be autistic!"
21/26

>>723247772
gays get into paying for them doing it, trust me

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>>723247805
His dick is about 2.5 inches long fully erect

22/26

>>723247818
If I ever turn gay kill me dawg

>>723247857
That nigga hung

Do it anon let him suck you off.

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>>723247857
Friendly reminder that he waited all of 2 minutes to say pls respond

23/25

Just realized one was a dupe I think

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>>723247955
24/25

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>>723248003
25/25

And fin

Any followup questions?

>>723246878
Just a casual blow job? This dude seems fucked in the head. How did you not pick up on that the first time?

>>723247676
kek

>>723248059
he is gonna go to the bathroom during lunch then sneak under the table for a quick succ

>>7232480 ever think this is shutter Island and you're the faggot and have been all along?

>>723248059
Anticlimactic as fuck. Get your sick sucked by the faggot then get on with ignoring the queer

>>723248059
You honey dicked us thinking this would be a good story

what if he bites your dick off mid-action??

>>723248126
Sounds like he does have a honey dick though, right?

>>723248059
Why did you accept so little money in the first place
You lost your dignity for basically nothing

You're about to be raped, murdered, and then eaten for $74

>>723248059
Ah, had potential but you left us wanting more op, just like that dude. Bravo.

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I was waiting for something cool to happen. Can you post a picture of your pasta at least?

>>723248111
Ahahahahahaah THIS

>>723248080
I don't know. He was totally chill, didn't send off any weird vibes

>>723248119
I wasn't trying to force an ebin climax. Poor guy might have offed himself

>>723248126
There's a reason I never published my book

>>723248080
Well, if OP accepted then he would be in fact

***fucked in the head***

>>723248215
nigger wtf is that?

>>723248180
I never accepted any money, that's the thing. Our first encounter was just a chill hangout and succ sesh

>>723248193
I have that effect on people
The story of how I lost my virginity is even better

>>723248215
Already ate it. Ordered chicken alfredo from my local diner

>>723248249
You obviously have some sort of sex drug mind control semen. Bottle and sell that shit.

>>723246659
GET SUCKED OFF AGAIN FAGGOT WHY YOU DO THIS TO THE POOR FAG LORDE????

Who tryna get they dick sucked yeah me too attract mentally deranged faggots who offer 75 bucks to suck my dick on kik that how we do

>>723247165
Why dont u just take the fucking money you raging faggot

>>723248294

A traditional American dinner disguising itself as a hotdog.

>>723247583
that dude opens up his soul and you just shoot him down like that
l know he's crazy and you're not obliged to it but you could have been more polite about his feelings you asshole

>>723248059
why did it suddenly go to /25 instead of /26? Where is the last picture?

>>723247419
Hes paying you to suck YOUR dick and you're being a bitch about it wtf

>>723248403
Nigger did you not read the whole thing?

>>723248468
Keep reading

>>723248490
I think there was a duplicate in my folder, 2 of them were pretty much the same

>>723248511
I'll be honest, his head game is strong

You're already a faggot for getting a bj by a guy. You've got nothing to lose but money. Go for it.

>>723248059
OP, I'd just stop talking to him entirely.
He obviously has some kind of attachment to you, and you don't seem like you're looking for that kind of attachment.
If you did let him blow you, he'd expect more emotionally, or another blow, or both. So it's a good decision not to give in even once if you're not open to it to begin with.

If you don't stop talking to him entirely he will probably keep trying to talk to you because it seems as if he already has some emotional bond to you, which he briefly explained in a almost indirect way.
If you keep him around but keep acting not interested, it will go from pleading to being more upset at some point, more than likely.

>>723248553
Best part is the gf and I were totally on board with letting him give me the succ until he got all creepy on me.
We were gonna use the money to go on a fancy date

Hey full disclosure if anyone wants to suck my dick and willing to pay 75 just put it in gas come suck my dick it's honey dick ya'll

>>723246659
You are gay and retarded

>>723248620
Thank you

Anyone interested in a greentext about how I lost my virginity?

It's indirectly involved with /b/ history

OP why havent you posted your dick yet?

>>723248589
For some reason, I feel like women don't get jealous when men go gay

You know where to find me

>>723248589
Youre the creepy one getting your dick sucked by a stranger while ur dating someone already and you wont take the money out of dignity?? what fucking dignity do u have left my man? i am steaming boy

>>723248767
Agreed, but I needed an excuse to shoot him down

>>723248715
Yeah, she's a pretty great gf honestly

>>723248059
Fuck you. This thread was expecting 26 posts and you changed it to 25 at the 23rd. Fuck you op

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>>723248869
Sorry man, I done fucked up

Posting my virginity story to keep things interesting

>Meet hot MILF on meet app
>She's damn hot, like crazy hot and she's really cool and relaxed and funny
>Talk on the phone a lot, a lot of sexy texting, too
>Finally decide to go to her place to make the camel with two humps (or however the hilarious phrase goes)
>She's basically the hot milf I've been seeing all this time, but like someone took her and stretched her sideways like taffy so that she was shorter and wider than previously thought
>She's clammy, nervous, awkward, not funny, literally all the appeal that she had was completely gone
>mfw

>She introduces me to her neighbors, her fucking neighbors, on what was supposed to be a one night stand
>Finally go inside to fuck, because her kids went to bed (They were practically my age, mind you, I was 18 at the time)
>She spends literally an hour and a half (From about 9:30 to 11ish) putting together a sexy music playlist
>Literally feels like I'm just sitting next to my mom bored trying to help her with her college homework or something
>Bored completely out of my mind
>Eventually get to suck on her nipples while she does this, kind of nice
>Leads to us standing up and kissing, not bad
>I get all horny and ask for a blowjob, followed by her clamming up, stuttering, being nervous, etc. etc.
>Let out a sigh of exasperation and sit down on the couch, defeated

>>723248684
No don't! We don't want to be hypnotized by it like that guy was. OP's dick seems to have autism inducing powers.

>>723248977
If my dick induces autism, is it really all that dangerous here?

>>723248950
>She desperately tries to rekindle the mood by trying to kiss me again
>At this point I just sort of lazily kiss her back, showing that I'm obviously fed up with the weirdness of this situation
>She gets assertive and tells me to lay back on the couch, and she lifts up her nightgown to reveal a surprisingly small and well-kept vagina for someone with two kids
>Gets on my thighs, and starts kissing me as she undoes my pants
>This is kinda hot, I have a half-chub at this point
>This goes on until she finally whips out my cock, at which she seems a little shocked to see that it's pretty big
>This boosts my confidence a little, and I get even harder
>She raises herself up and down onto my dick
>Absolutely the most pain my dick has ever been in aside from the one time I had a zit on the tip right next to the hole
>It is steaming hot down there, her prickly pubes are stabbing my shaft all over (They were really short like tiny cactus needles)
>Not even wet, more like mildly damp, so tight I swear my dick is gonna get cut in half
>She starts riding me like this

>Eventually, and thankfully, I bust a nut inside her (she has her tubes tied thank god) and she pulls off of me
>Clearly not satisfied, and obviously with no indication of "there's a perfectly capable guy with a tongue and two hands right in front of you" she runs off to the bathroom and for the next 15-20 minutes all I hear is a quiet buzzing
>She comes out and pretty much demands that I cuddle her
>Now she won't shut the fuck up, like at all
>Eventually we both get tired (i.e. she gets tired and I'm praising Jesus that she finally is) and decide to hit the hay
>Instead of going to her bedroom to sleep, she sleeps on the floor next to the couch where I'm sleeping

Keep in mind that I wrote most of this the day after, years ago, and the remainder of it as things developed

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>>723249043
>Cue 6 hrs later, 6am
>She's sitting on the edge of the couch, lightly brushing my cheek and humming to me
>Try my hardest not to be visibly creeped out by this
>She leans down and whispers in my ear "You ready for round two?"
>I lazily turn over onto my back and pull her titties into my mouth
>Suck on them as she repositions herself onto my lap again
>I hadn't pulled my pants up properly from our last encounter so it was easy peasy for her to pull my dick out and start stroking me
>She goes to ride me again, and I brace myself for the pain
>She's a little wetter this time, so it's not as bad, but still pretty damn bad
>Cum inside her again, followed by her running off to the bathroom for about 15 minutes of bzzzzzzzzzzz
>Nod off to sleep before she comes back


>Wake up about 8, her oldest son is talking to her about some shit, I'm just fucking laying here on the couch having fucked his mom twice in the past night
>Get up and grab my stuff
>She goes all clingy and starts crying as I say goodbye to her at the door
>Holds me close and tells me she loves me
>That feel when you can taste her tears on her lips as you awkwardly kiss her goodbye out of a feeling of obligation
>That feel when I'm literally cringing right now thinking about it

>>723249178
>She texts me every day after this
>Uses the app's little GPS thing to stalk me, always knows when I'm in town and tries to get me to see her again
>This goes on for months, eventually she starts following me to my house, calling me at the wee hours of the night
>Starts threatening to kill herself, or offering me drugs and alcohol in exchange for more sex and affection
>Eventually she starts calling me, crying and screaming, demanding that I say I love her
>Get so creeped out and fed up with this I threaten to call the police
>This doesn't stop her
>Eventually she gets the point and stops
>Haven't heard from her since, she deleted her profile thing too

>Be on /b/ months later
>Some faglord murdered his gf and posted her dead nudes
>It was the girl this creepy cunt introduced me to
>The murderer was the guy
>Feel even weirder having that connection

The end

>>723249202

Wait? What girl and guy?
The neighbours?

None of this makes any sense.

>>723249308
Yeah, the neighbors

>>723249308
True that, this guy is all over the place at the end.

>>723249359
Yeah, sorry
Like I said, stuff was added as things happened so I didn't bother building on the narrative because I'm a garbage storyteller

>>723249469
Give us more greentext shit, had any more of these dates?

>>723249543
Yeah, I've had plenty of awkward encounters
What's everyone feeling like?

I've got
>Light wincest
>Awkward public sex x 3
>Almost banging a celebrity drag queen

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>>723248589
Nah I am feeling a little ripped off by this thread. You should have posted a time stamped dick pic by now.

>>723249626
All but the last one, drags are fucking disgusting lmao

>>723249626
Keep the stories coming

>>723249202
This part is confusing tho. So the MILF's neighbor murdered his gf and posted it on 4chan?

>>723248059
I think he's gonna try and rob you

>>723249710
>This part is confusing tho. So the MILF's neighbor murdered his gf and posted it on 4chan?


get the fuck out newfag

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>>723249676
Is it too late to post my mystical mind breaking dick?

(Warning you now it's extremely underwhelming)

>>723249710
Yes, it was all over the news, good shit
And yeah, I will

Gonna post random shit from my images folder to make the thread less bare
Light wincest here we go

>Be me
>20
>Living with dad while attending community college
>2 step-sisters, 16 and 14 at the time
>Older one pretty chill, smart and fun to be around
>Has weird habit of dropping her pants and/or letting her ass come out of them now and again
>Younger one likes to snuggle
>REALLY likes to snuggle

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>>723249865
Going with the wincest theme with the images now

>Younger one, when she's not right up on me will rest her feet in my lap
>"Accidentally" rubs my junk sometimes
>I'll shift around to escape her grasp
>She'll "accidentally" find my special place with her feet again
>Occasionally asks me odd sexual questions like do I fap, what's a blowjob, etc.

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>>723250004
Side-story before I forget: Apparently at a thanksgiving dinner years prior, my step-cousin jerked me off under the table. I don't remember it, but everyone else in my family does. She tried the same a few years later

Anyway, back to the main event

>One day snuggling on the couch because I'm a good big brother and I don't want to break her heart
>She's on top of me basically
>One arm wrapped around her
>One arm to the side because I have the remote
>She's shifting in a way that rubs my family jewels
>Start getting a boner because of course I do
>Shift a little to try and tuck it
>Jam it into her pelvis instead
>fuck.jpeg
>Wiggle more
>Accidentally rub ass while moving
>She gets noticeably excited

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>>723250136
>Panic mode engaged
>Get up, practically throwing her off me and head towards the kitchen to "get a drink of water"
>She follows inches behind me because of course she does
>I stop and ask why she's following me
>She sidles up to me like the sultry 13 year old seductress she was
>Immediately cups my bait & tackle through my jeans
>Pray to God, Shiva, and Dio Brando that I am struck down before this can get any worse

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>>723250257
>"I uhh...uh...I'm gonna go...jerk off now"
>Smooth, anon, smooth
>Luckily we were standing right outside my door
>Rush into room and shut door, lock it
>Pretty sure I heard her sigh
>Whip out cock and immediately begin fapping furiously
>Bust a nut with the force of a thousand suns
>Parents come home as I'm wiping my hands off on a dirty shirt

>>723250374
Anyone have any responses to this story or should I just continue dumping my entire sex life into this thread?

>>723250517
Keep going.

>>723250517

I think you played it off as best you could and prevented a huge mistake that coulda made things awkward for both of you forever. The stories are good, keep goin.

+1

>>723250136
>Apparently at a thanksgiving dinner years prior, my step-cousin jerked me off under the table.

Moar on this?

>>723250686
he said
>I don't remember it

>>723250587
Thanks anon

>>723250686
Gladly, the girl's a massive slut because something something childhood abuse = hyper-sexualization
Strange thing is I don't even remember it all happening, which is weird because I have a pretty good memory for bitches that hop on my D

>>723250527
Public sex #1

>Be me
>Be 17
>It's summer, so horny because no bitches to mack on
>Meet 21 year old on ye olde Funny Jokes app
>Surprisingly good place to pick up chicks back then
>Meet up
>We walk around, have a good time
>Pass by my old elementary school
>Nobody's there except maybe maintenance staff and janitorial, and some people in the field playing baseball
>Head around the back, find a secluded corner that's also another corner, so it's like 2 corners, weird building design but perfect for getting the succ
>Little girl, maybe 7, rides tricycle right past us at just the right angle to see this girl on her knees worshiping my magic dong

how tf did this become a wincest thread. give us his kik

>>723250820
If I give you guys his kik, then he'll probably just give you mine and then what

>>723250812
>She continues with the succ, we don't give a fuck
>Deepthroating my cock like a master
>Approx. 9yo boy and his dad come around the corner as well and begin playing badminton a few yards away, somehow neither of them see us
>Sweating bullets, but the succ is too good to care

>>723250949
I should really just write longer posts, that was sad

>Getting close to nutting
>Little girl rides by again, this time pretty much staring right at us
>Clearly mesmerized by the masterful head this adult woman is giving me
>Hold her head down, know I'm about to nut
>CRACK!
>CRACK! WHACK! POP!
>We're being shot at
>A bunch of guys in paintball gear have rounded the corner and begun firing at us
>Flee around another corner
>Giggling to myself the whole time because fuck consequences
>Oldest of the paintballers comes by and gives us a long-winded lecture about how inappropriate getting the succ in public is

>>723250812

No prob. I feel ya on the awkward meter my friend. Just glad that nothing ever happened with my relatives.

>>723251116
>Mfw the succ

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>>723250257
>Pray to God, Shiva, and Dio Brando that I am struck down before this can get any worse

>>723251135
She's legal now, I'd so go back and fuck her raw dog if I could. She's a bitch in heat for sure

>>723251116
>Walk back to my place
>Mom isn't home
>Life is good
>Head down to basement lounge
>She returns to good old cock worship
>I'm laying against the wall and she's on her hands and knees
>She's kinda short, so I reach around and finger her in the ass for a while, because she's cleaned out like a good slut
>Getting closed to nutting
>I stand up
>She whips out her tits
>They're like D cups, pretty good shit, nice nips
>Bust all over her titties and she begins licking up every last drop
>Mom comes home
>Mom makes spaghetti for us because my mom fucking rocks

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>>723251369
>After dinner retire to my bedroom because we still have another hour or two before she has to gtfo
>She begins jerking me off while I fingerbang her in the clam
>Do that thing I saw on redtube where you use your ring and middle finger to rub the inside
>Drives her nuts
>My dog charges into the room (she's an escaped fighting dog and knows how to open doors even if they're locked because why the fuck not) and demands snuggles

Pic related, doggo

>>723251369

I dunno, the relationship would be fucked and the emotional baggage she could drop on you just feels not worth.

>>723251624
>She gets back with her ex and we never hook up again

Le fin

What next, faggots?

>>723251652
I honestly can't say I've ever even spoken to her. It's just like this silent agreement that she wants my cock

Link für redtube vid?

>>723251719

If you're confident you could both just fuck and leave it at that. Your call bro.

>>723251729
Haven't seen it in years, wouldn't even know where to begin to look. It was a dude giving a literal tutorial on how to give a woman an intense orgasm. She's laying on like a massage table in like a blue/green room, and there's a potted plant in the background iirc

>>723251767
Pssh, like I'll ever even see her again with how fucked up my step-family is

Public sex #2, anyone?

Just keep the greentext coming

>>723251876

I ment back when you would see her, and yeah any story would be cool.

>>723251941
Aye aye cap'n!

Public Sex #2

>Be me, still
>Be 20
>Still being sexually harassed by underage siblings
>Meet decent looking 34yo on Fetlife
>She comes over
>We take a walk in the woods
>Come to old Jehovah's Witness fairground where they play out the life of Jesus
>Head into building where Jesus is condemned to death instead of that other fag
>Whip out cock
>And so begins the succ

>>723252115
>Pretty decent at it
>Play with her big tiddies
>Finger that puss until her knees wobble
>Literally fucking her throat as a family of 3 walks by, mother and 2 children
>This park is fucking abandoned, half of the buildings are collapsed and the other half are in regular use by homeless people and junkies
>Pretty sure the mom saw my nuts slapping this lady's chin
>Lucky the kids didn't see

>>723252189
>Bust a nut on her face and chest right after they pass
>Help her clean up
>Finger her a little more just to make sure she's satisfied
>Walk back to her car and chit chat
>She leaves
>Never speak again

>>723252279
Public sex #3, most recent and most bizarre

>December of last year
>Winter break so couch surfing at mom's instead of freezing in my dorm in 0 degree (fahrenheit) weather
>Hit up long-time lesbian friend to go to the mall because I wanna buy D&D minis and a player's handbook because I just discovered Critical Role
>Get to the mall
>Park
>Just sort of sit there and chat
>She lifts up the divider and leans against me
>Kiss the top of her head instinctually
>She doesn't care, snuggles closer
>Rub her clavicle a little
>Then lower
>Grope them tiddies
>heavybreathing.wav
>Begin rubbing her puss through her leggings
>She's loving it

>>723252447
>Kissing
>Fingering
>She's rubbing my dick
>What is even happening how what why
>Eventually come to a non-orgasmic climax because not feeling like that yet and relax
>Go into mall and have a fucking blast, really just enjoy ourselves and have a great time
>Come back out
>Fuck around in the car a little more
>Go to Gamestop to get gifts
>Go to Red Robin
>That's when things got really spicy

>>723252562
>Intense making out
>Absolutely blasting her pussy with my hand
>Tasting her juices, fucking delicious, smells great too
>Girl knows how to take care of her gooch
>She's actively trying to tear my dick off with how much she's stroking me
>She cums, like, practically screams in the car in the parking lot of a Red Robin
>Continues stroking me
>I blow a fat wad into her hand
>We go in and eat, I down a huge beer and we shoot the shit for a while
>She takes me home

God I miss her. Lesbians are like the forbidden fruit of pussy. Sometimes you'll get a taste and then you're hooked.

> TL;DR OP is a fag

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>>723253184
I'm running out of good stories the rest just gets into generic meet girl fuck girl it was okay stuff

>>723253270
that sounds fine

>>723253545
>At community college
>Sitting outside in the sun before class eating trail mix
>Cute thin little thing from class comes up to me
>Begin chatting
>Notice bite marks all over her neck and shoulder
>Inquire
>She had a kinky three way the night before
>Express my jealousy
>Begin flirting
>Can see her erect nipples through her top

>>723253881
>Make plans to hook up
>Bring her back to my place
>She's lusting after my cock
>Never had a girl who wanted me as badly as she did
>So fucking hot
>Fuck her as hard as I could for as long as I could
>Blow my load
>Snuggle for a while, feels good man
>Quoth the woman "Nevermore"
>One time thing I guess

Why do these stories turn me on so much

>>723254217
It's my magnetic personality

>>723254334
How many girl have you cum in?

>>723255170
I've only actually ever nutted in 2 women because one was infertile and the other was fixed