I want to cut of my right hands ring finger. I need a quick and

If you want quick and efficient I recommend a large dose of DXM for cheap anesthesia and a circular saw. If you need a cover story say you tried to fight a circular saw on drugs and lost. The fuck are they gonna do after the fact?

safety scissors, you dont want to hurt yourself

If only there were an implement that we could use to cut things

OP, will u deliver tho

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If you want to be an edgelord and pretend you're from Assassin's Creed btw it's totally the left ring finger you need to remove

I'm only guessing but if you make your bone pop out of the socket it should be easier to cut off, get any drug that helps against pain (opiates is an alternative), then you can just go the hospital and say you got high and thought it'd be a good idea to cut off your finger

Get a cleaver. Swing hard on your finger. Finger is no longer attached to hand. Submerge in cold water. Done.

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> Tape fire crackers around your finger
> Fill them with staples
> Light
> ???
> Win

>>723243959
It's the middle finger you tard

>>723243959
Oh man I hadn't even thought of that. Nah I have a condition called Apotemnophilia. Read up on it.

>>723244167
It's what I'm aiming for. Just afraid of fucking it up n shit.

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ops a fuckin freak

>>723244433
Wiki explains it pretty good. I just have this fucking need to cut of that finger. Like I'm not supposed to have it.

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off

>tard

>>723244602
Not a native english speaker

>Retardo

go back to niggerville

>paki

>>723244433
>op wants to cut off finger
>people on here fap to pics of random girls on fb
Who's the real freak?

>>723244700
I was about to say that Belgium ain't a niggerville. But goddamn you're fuckin right. God damn immigrants.

>>723244728
everyones a freak in their own special way

Wear a ring while working on a car. Make sure to somehow touch both sides of the battery terminal. You will lose your finger and have a alibi

>>723243757
>>723243959
>>723244326
>>723244340
Just take your hand off to be sure

>>723243757
CUT OFF YOUR FINGER FUCKER

>>723244826
We're all freaks. We visit a shitty imageboard that's run by a gook and all we do is either argue or try to be more sarcastic than the last dude. Fuck my worthless and wasted life

>>723244376
>Just afraid of fucking it up n shit.

You're cutting off your finger, and you're worried about fucking it up?

Tie a bunch of tight rubber bans at the base of the finger, submerge in ice water for roughly 10 minutes, and just lob it off with a meat cleaver.
If you really wanted to make it a 'clean' scenario, then get a fine tooth hack saw, sterilize it, numb the finger like I said and just make a clean cut.

>>723244519
people are choppin of dicks left and right
I say go for it.
>This man is a hero!

everyones waiting

picture of hand and timestamp

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>>723244326
nope

>>723245429
Like I said. Keep your eyes on random. It'll be posted later tonight WITH a timestamp. I'll even take a before and after picture.

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>>723243757
Go to Russia and threaten to assassinate their Premier