Okay why did I fuck up and rate my steak. Considering everyone

>>723243753
The internet

>>723243753
why the fuck are you eating it together with a mini pizza?

>canned green beans
>vomit on top of bread
>shit cut of steak

cut that shit open let me see how much blood you left inside. If it aint bloody its overcooked

>>723243753
Wtf kind of vommit looking shit is this?
Why is your lighting shit, who the fuck has blue lights?
Are you also retarded OP or just a faggot?

>>723243874
First off they arent canned they are steamed and I dunno how you can mistake a portobello mushroom cap for bread. Its a stuffed mushroom cap with rice onions and peppers bread crumbs egg yolk and cheese baked in the oven.

>>723243799
That looks like a Portabello Mushroom,
and the steak seems that the juices didnt get fully in? but I cant fully tell without taste.

But so far is working/looking alright apart from being a bit overcooked, or as one would say "Well Done"

Medium Rare and Rare for Master Steak.

>>723243886
I think you might be retarded, its a blue plate moron reflecting the light making it look blue.

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Home made goulash

Also wtf is that shit on your plate, they call that food where you come from?!

>>723243977
That's why the entire background looks blue also. Kys

>>723243935
What do you mean by juices fully in? I just basted its pan seared in butter so thats what you see on top. I like my steaks medium.

>>723244060
So you like your steak ruined, congrats OP you fucked up, should probably just kill yourself now.

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>>723244055
Wow my light is so blue can't believe I never noticed before anon

>>723244113
What are you talking about, pan searing steak in butter thyme and garlic is amazing and a well known method of cooking steak.

>>723244171
>Medium

Pan or grill does some difference, smoking it in a grill can be good.

But question about juices, Did you marinate that steak for some good hours?

>>723244212
Sorry I like my steak cooked more than you by a minute or so mr dramatic

>>723244221
Nope, I just salt and pepper, sometimes I marinate them in worcertcedshire or whatever but I don't really find the need to marinate steak.

>>723244253
So you like it ruined? Congratulations you fucked up.

>>723244221
Also I like grill but I don't have one I only have an oven and a stove.

>>723244341
What's your FAVOOURITE form of potatoe? I'm a mashed kind of guy myself, I just like the message that Mashed Potatoes send you know?

Whenever I'm at a steakhouse and they ask what I'd like as my side I just give them the look and they nod in approval.

At that point the whole restaurant knows that Mashed Potatoes better be the next thing that comes out of that kitchen.

>>723243753
We can't tell a goddamn thing without a cross section you ass gaping faggot.

>>723244320
try to overnight steak marinating, something you like, you will taste gods schlong.

>>723244443
>>723244445
Pathetic quints plebs. How does it feel to fail so bad at getting quints?

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>>723244390
Boiled potatoes faggot. If you ain't eating boiled potatoes you're a fucking moron.

>>723243935
That's totally a "sope" a Mexican dish made with fried corn dough covered with lettuce, meat and salsa and by the look of the plate and the meat it looks like a mexican dish.
Source: I'm Mexican

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>>723243753
ur fucking retarded OP
1. steak oily as fuck
2. shit cut
3. overcooked
4. nice seasoning fucking faggot

and your sides are cancer
5. mushroom stuffed with aids and wet AF
6. fucking CANNED green beans, fuck off OP KYS

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>>723244526
Boiled potatoes are for the Irish/poor people. What the fuck is your problem

>>723244113
Medium isn't ruined you faggot.

>>723244536
Forget everything I just said, upon a closer look that's a mushroom. TY very much.

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>>723244571
Congratulations you're a fucking moron.

>>723244003
Are you seriously saying you know what goulash is but have never heard of steak, string beans, or stuffed portobello mushrooms? Where the fuck do you live?

>>723244552
This guy gets it.

>>723244571
Not the boiled potatoes guy, but mashed potatoes are for fucking fatasses who can't eat a properly seasoned potato, fucking faggot.

>>723244575
Are you fucking retarded?

>>723244632
forgot to mention is steak is also overcooked as fuck, what's he serving it to a 10 year old? fucking OP

>>723244552
They are fresh green beans steamed, all mushrooms are wet when you cook them they are like 80 percent water leave yur moms house. There's literally salt pepper thyme and butter on the steak nothing else. The steak is not overdone at all.

>>723244658
Baked or fuckn Scalloped is the only acceptable form coming to mind

>>723243874
So alpha. Teach me your ways, faggot.

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If you faggots ever wanna try something delicious cook your steak like this you won't regret it. Baste it in butter

>>723244813
How about no cuz in not a fat piece of shit.

>>723244693
fresh as your dead mom's ass, faggot
yeah mushrooms are wet (inside) when properly cooked you fucking autistic fuck. I don't want that shit running down my face when I eat it, holy shit I've never seen someone fuck a mushroom up that bad, cunt.
Your steak is mad overdone, you sear the outside just until it colors or you're a massive faggot.

scalloped, lmao fatass fuck

>>723244862
You're an idiot.

>>723244884
It's a mushroom cap, it's literally a mushroom ripped in half upside down you're looking at the inside pleb.

>>723244906
Confirmed fat neckbeard, go suck down some more mountain dew and Cheetos you fat fuck.

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>>723244813
If you faggots ever wanna try something delicious cook your steak like this you won't regret it. Baste it in [spoiler] semen [/spoiler]

>>723244813
Not the guy that called you a fat piece of shit, but you're a fat piece of shit.
A fatty steak has enough fat to not need added oils through butter. and a lean steak is lean because you fucking bought a lean steak to eat it lane. You are the definition of cancer on this board (and you are fat as fuck).

>>723244884
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ur a giant sperglord

>>723244989
And burn it?

>>723244999
Nice trips.

>>723244999
Lol whatever you say idiot, it's a common method of cooking steak, I'm not American I'm Canadian, I eat steak once in awhile and I like to cook it different ways, basting is a common method of cooking strip steak, I am also not fat in the slightest.

>>723243753
first, you don't cook the cow's ass
second, how the fuck did you cut and cook this? You should have a thick cut, and broil or grill it.

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>>723245024
>He doesn't like his steak nice and crispy.

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>>723245003
you're not white or you're white trash
>>723244939
I know it's a mushroom cap, as I said it's a mushroom. What other part would it be, idiot? My mushrooms are juicy inside but not fucking drowning in water, fuck off.

learn to cook you fucking assholes.

Steak looks good, though I'd cut the stems off of the beans, but that's just me.

>>723244693
OP if it means anything to you I think it looks delicious and anybody giving you shit for it probably just has different tastes. I'm jealous

>>723245099
I didn't cut the steak I don't buy huge cuts of meat and cut steaks, I went and bought a bone in T bone steak what are you talking about.

>>723245128
can't fool us OP, your dish is shit. Sameposting

>>723245128
Naw it's not different tastes, half the idiots here would go to a fancy restaurant and order a steak basted in butter and think it's delicious. It's just /b/ where we argue and act as though everybody else is insanely retarded but ourselves.

>>723245176
Shit in my mouth daddy

>>723243753
You want one of the best steaks, buy a Sous-Vide. They has some cheaper models that you just stick in a large pot. Then you boil the steak to your desired pinkness. And after that you add the seer. Pan Fry, Torch, Grill, etc.

Even a shitty cut of steak ends up tasting much better, and a good cut... it's fucking heaven.

>>723244813
Only way I cook em. It's not rare for people drink the juice off the plate of one of my steaks. Butter, hot pan, and ROOM TEMPERATURE RIBEYE CUT. DONT COOK YOUR FUCKN STEAKS COLD!!! It's that fuckn simple

>>723245176
This.

>>723245124
>>723245095
basting is a common method, in fucking cheap diners. fuck off. Who the fuck cares what country you are from? I said you're fat you Bambino that doesn't equate to American. God damn it, Forrest.

>>723245271
>>723245176
Samepost, pathetic

>>723245229
What are you fucking gay?

>>723244813
1. Béarnaise master race
2. Drawn butter, or garlic butter on steak, is a thing in very expensive steak houses. The steak does not absorb much butter, less butter than you are probably slathering on the bread, fatasses

>>723245290
Someone else said amerifat and no it's not common in cheap diners around here, people don't order steaks at cheap diners.

>>723245095
A common method I'm guessing among fatties. I'm also Canadian and I've never even heard of people cooking a steak in butter.

As others have pointed out a steak has enough natural fats to not need extra.

>>723245316
can't even tell if samefag or not
fucking newfag
2/10 bait though, I did reply.

>>723244604
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron
>Congratulations you're a fucking moron

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>>723245316
Try again faggot.

>>723245384
*your

>>723245365
Go to Harbor 60 cause you're probably in the GTA if not go to any Ruths-Chris, it's the only way they serve their steak. You can look it up yourself.

>>723245337
the point is a good cut doesn't need added milkfat, you fucking fat autistic fuck.
And if you're eating a lean cut and adding butter you're literally braindead.
And no shit doesn't taste better slathered in butter.

>>723245381
Idiot samefag nice try though

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>>723245396
I can use paint too

newfag triggered

>>723243753
>tfw a e s t h e t i c steak
>2017

>>723245449
Waaah waaah waaah stop liking different things than me I don't like it waaaah waaah

>>723245106
"Well Done" Fag in here

>>723245265
>And after that you add the seer.
That's *sear*, Emeril

>>723243753
>2017
Not cooking your steak via a sousvide

>>723245546
Fuck off with your bullshit boiled everything trend.

No I mean Seer. Eating it that way allows you to predict the future.

>>723245535
>Triggered

>>723245505
But you didn't use paint so how do we know you can use it? I'm really confused

>>723245449
Go to any of the steak houses around here with the $60 filet mignons, and tell them that to their face.

>>723245612
>bananas

>>723245588
You do realize that's how most steak houses cook their streaks right?

It gives you a perfect cook every single time. You want medium rare, it's medium rare through the entire steak, want blue rare, it's blue rare through the entire steak. No under cooking, no over cooking, and it retains all the moisture.

>>723245647
Might as well eat a steak with a side of a cube of butter.

>>723245657
>Purple

>>723245588
Nah mate fuck you. Serious steak eater here and can confirm for non fuck around pieces sous vide is the supreme method. I am willing to argue on searing techniques though.

>>723245700
>Serious steak eater
Seriously autistic is more like it.

>>723245647
only 60 dollar mignons? What cheap steakhouse do you eat at faggot

>>723245700
>I am willing to argue on searing techniques though.

I usually get my BBQ up to 600-700 for the sear, have to admit I really like the grill lines.

>>723245661
I literally don't care how steakhouses cook their steak, I'm not a steakhouse I just wanted a steak I'm a regular joe. I'm not gonna buy special vacuume sealer or fuck around with a ziploc bag and boiling water just cause the new trend is sous viede. I eat steak maybe once a week max, I'm not a conouisseur of steak it doesn't need to be absolutely perfectly cooked every time I'm not running a restaurant. As long as it's around medium rare to medium whatever. I'm not picky.

>>723245758
That's USD, not your CAD or AUD toilet paper.

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>>723243753
My wife hasnt made me dinner yet, so heres a picture of a spider i took.

I may eat the spider if i get hungry enough

>>723243753
From the thumbnail i thought it was a slice of baloney

>>723245828
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>>723245813
It's only a new trend because Sous-Vide machines are finally fucking affordable. None of this $600 shit.

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>>723245813

>>723245828
It doesn't matter what currency that's expensive for a steak even though triggered anons pretend they always have amazing perfection dry aged 10 years and the cow got blowjobs and massages.

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>>723243874
>vomit on top of bread

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>>723245893

>>723243753
Wtf shitty butchering is that. You can't get caramelisation evenly on that. So it won't cook evenly. You prob got the best result in terms of colour but looks overcooked and leathery. Not hot enough pan, and cooked for too long

>>723245918
So every other method of cooking steak is suddenly void and unacceptable because sous viede machines are affordable and restaurants do it? Do you just go to bbqs and shake your head and lecture everyone on sous viede?

>>723246003
Read the thread it's basted in butter.

>>723245924
It is on the expensive end. And they put butter on it. At the cheaper places, not so much. But according to anon, only braindead fuckers without a clue put butter on a steak.

>>723245807
Hey no issues there, charcoal > gas if you have the time, I usually don't bother

>>723244003
Shitty canned tomato slop. Fucking dog food. Probably underseasoned because you're an idiot.

>>723246004
No. I throw the BBQ's and everyone basically sucks my cock over how delicious the steaks are.

>>723246125
Your mom doesn't count anon we both know there's no "everyone"

>>723244813
This is the way to cook steak. Baste once turned immediately, and with some skin-on garloc and bouquet you can deglas with stock and sauce for some real tasty meat

>>723245749
Fuck off dickhead, when it comes to shit thicker than some faggot ass american minute steak plain grilling doesn't get a good result. Lid down bbq or oven fine, sous vide better. fuck you.

>>723246175
lol whatever. Keep being a fucking pleb eating your pathetic steaks. Why not join the moron who cooks it in butter.

>>723246027
Idgaf if it's basted in butter that's got nothing to do with a fucking shitty cut of meat cooked to fucking leather

>>723246185
BLASPHEMY

You're about to get a lecturing from mr sous viede get ready.

>>723246125
So now you've peaked my curiosity. Will you never ever again in your life cook with any other method than sous viede? What if you're invited to a BBQ you just won't go? Do you ask every steakhouse beforehand if they are cooking sous viede and if not you leave? Also final question do you have many friends?

>>723246185
>This is the way to cook steak.
Nope. The best method has already been pointed out.

>>723246189
Kek
>Triggered serious steak eater.

Your steak better be rare. And why are there stems on your green beans. kys.

>>723246252
You can literally see that the steak is not dry and leathery. Some anons complain that it's too greasy and oily and you complain that it's leathery.

>>723246265
Sous vide is for cuck fucks who can't cook. Caramelisation is the cornerstone of flavour, and a fucking bath of water does not contribute to that. Only in very particular circumstances is sous vide a viable option

>>723244731
Baked Mediterranean (aka grecian)
Potato salad, if done correctly
And devils potato (local thai way, cook the inside of a potato with and egg and chilis, mix, add back inside the potato then bake)

>>723246265
Nah, I'd still go to BBQ's. I'm not going to bitch about how it's cooked. But that nigger said he cooks steak about once a week. At that point fucker should just get a Sous-Vide.

Define "many friends". I have a couple close friends, but the others are people I get together with now and again, but have sort-of lost touch with.

>>723246309
You're wrong and also gay.

>>723245700
>serious steak eater
>Actually referring to yourself as this

Thanks for the free cringe

>>723246399
Tell that to pretty much EVERY steak house, and every cook.

Clearly you're a fucking pleb. If you really wanted the Caramelisation, you could do it when you add the sear to a Sous-Vide steak.

The reason it's the best fucking method is because it's cooked to perfection EVERY. DAMN. TIME. No overcooking of some areas do to thickness variances, or under cooking, or so on.

If you faggots aren't eating your steaks bloody you're fucking underaged fags

>>723246461
I'm op idiot I'm the one asking you. Why on earth would someone who doesn't care about steak that much invest money into sous viede simply because the restaurants do it? You're a cringey pleb go eat your sous viede and scoff at everyone who isn't a "serious steak eater"

>>723245538
No, he literally means a seer to forsee how the steak will come out
>Spoiler
Its shit

>>723246587
just like your mom's vagina

>>723246631
The dude literally said he eats steak once a week.

>>723246577
If you aren't trolling just know that everyone around you very likely hates you and you are the definition of cringe.

>>723246644
how else would I? cunt

>>723245964
Feels

>>723246674
No I said that.

>>723246697
Like I said, you're a pleb. Or a poorfag who just can't afford the whole $100-150 to buy a cheap Sous-Vide.

>>723246529
Why? I put away 3kg a week, I'm a fucken addict.

>>723246577
I work in a 7 michelin star restaurant cuck boi. Sous vide is a running joke. It's for home shopping channel fake cucks who get their cooking skills from faggot hipster youtube channels. The time investment to sous vide a fucking steak, then caramelising on high sear is conpletely unnecessary. Lol! 1 portion sous vide you fucking clown ahahahahaahaah9

>>723246753
You don't care about steak much, yet you eat it once a fucking week? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>723246772
You spelt faggot wrong.

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>>723243753
>Butterflying a steak
It was ruined before it even hit the pan

>>723246399
first sous vide, then caramelise
sous vide method is for collagen breakdown, caramelise does the mallairds browning

feel free to not like sous vide but at least understand you sous vide, then you caramelise

>>723246758
You're right about that I am not in a position to waste 150 dollars just to be like the restaurants when I eat steak once in awhile. Sorry for not being rich and prestigious like you mr sous viede.

>>723246838
It's steaks thread. I love steaks.

>>723246804
Wut, it's not a mandatory once a week thing I dunno how fucking much I eat it not very often maybe once a week a guess maybe less I dunno what you're getting at.

>>723246899
I think you mean dicks.

>>723246788
You're lying because I work in a 7 star restaurant and this is how we cook them. It saves a lot of time.

It doesn't need to be monitored while cooking, after it's cooked it can even stay in the bag for up to 1/2 an hour and retain all the texture, flavor, etc.

>>723246937
I work in a 9 star Michelin restaurant and we literally never sous viede. Something tells me baby watched the brothers green eats on YouTube or something and now thinks he's a steak god.

>>723246404
As a Greek, I second this

>>723246964
What is your parameters for using the term once in awhile then anon? Sorry if my use of the phrase offended you. Find better things to complain about retard.

>>723246981
I'm guessing you're a poorfag. Keep eating your shit steaks.

>>723247051
Literally you're only comeback to everyone is
>waah waah sous viede
>you must be poor

There is NO WAY and I mean LITERALLY no way that you don't wear a fedora.

>>723246788
Thomas Keller?

>>723246919
Yeah well I'm up for most parts of em, dicks I wouldn't order but in a reality tv type scenario I'd smash em.

>>723247051
Is your name Sean and you live in the GTA?

>>723246856
>mr sous viede.
that's dr sous viede

>>723247200
Sorry Dr. My apologies sir please don't make me read your essay on sous viede. I really don't care.

Can confirm Saltgrass cooks steak in microwave if order well done. The sear is done before hand,and your steak waits on stand-by until you order it

>>723247014
Fuck you this is America it's freedom fries and steak or the terrorist win

>>723247690
Is well done a common order?

>>723243935
Med rare on the side of rare is best.

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>>723243753
Are you retarded or do you just like eating the stems off your green beans?

>>723243753
Green beans look overcooked or maybe even canned. Either way thats a huge misstep. All you needed to do was sautee them in the pan you cooked you steak in with a little onion and garlic. With a crack of some fresh ground black pepper and some kosher salt I'm sure everything would have been much nicer.

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Can everyone rate my rice balls or shit on me whatever

>>723248172
Yeah I definitely fucked up by not removing the stems, I cooked them by steaming them over boiling water next time I will sautéed maybe with some pecans. You are right about that they weren't canned though.

>>723248072
I'm retarded.

>>723247919
It's Saltgrass, so yes