>sister barges into the bathroom like this when you're

testing if fourchannel is still broken

>not peeing into your mouth every time
>sister doesnt catch on occasionaly

>>723243060
Get out of shower.
Position self in pee stream.
Sister leaves bathroom.
Get back in shower wash off pee

Walk out. My sister's fat and has a facial piercing.

Preening you retards. Not peeing. Checking for zits

>>723243208
Probably gagging for penis then m8

my sister is kind of hot
be very conflicted

>>723243060
Stand next to her and preen with her to make her laugh. She will brag to her friends how funny her bro is, they will come to like me and be non chalant around me when they eventally come over for slumber parties. Then i will offer to buy pizza when they do, careful to stay in my room while they have fun.
Then an hour later when the sleeping meds kicked in from the laced soda i can then remove every other tooth in their mouths and finally finish my life sized tooth fairy doll.

>>723243250
Aye. Her boyfriend is the rough faced future wife beater type as far as I can tell. Only thing that gives me hope about my sister is that she says she doesn't want to pump out children.

>>723243060
Wonder where the fuck the rest of her body is.

>>723243060
>"Can you hand me a towel sis?"