>be me, 18 senior in hs >live with gf cause fuq it >be

you know where the door is

it takes $300,000 to raise a child. better find a job.

Congrats anon! So happy for you <3

Ok, the first thing you need to do is confirm she is actually pregnant. Go to the store and get a fresh pregnancy test and watch her take it.

>>723237031
Either suck it up and raise the kid or an hero.

Is it too late for plan B? Also how is she pregnant if everyone on /b/ is a permavirgin

>>723237173
this absolutely this

then, op, you need to man up and get a fucking abortion b/c you're not a father you fucking moron

>>723237031
I know it might be a bit late, and I'm probably not the best person to be saying this but, bro, don't be silly. Wrap your willy.

good story wheres the part where you sucked the autism outta that kid

if its not too late, make her take plan B

>>723237031

Is that how it went down? No response from you?

Think this through OP. The next few hours I mean.

Be a man and give her a hug and tell her you love her.

It doesn't matter if you want her to abort or you're going to man up. What matters is if she ends up keeping the child and you as well, she's going to remind you of how you reacted . to her telling you this for the rest of your life. Fix that potential bullshit before it even starts.

With a future of avoiding this potential source of painful nagging avoided, then you can worry about what you actually do with the baby.

abort

update. did what anon said and got a pregnancy test from the store and im gonna have her take it when she wakes up

>>723237619
That's the worst idea
>723237490
Listen to this guy you idiot

>>723237300
>underage faggot detected

>>723237677

>>723237490

Ask for proof? Then take it from there.

>>723237031
Man up and be a dad. Have your son browsing /b/ as soon as he pops out your gf's vagina.

Kill her now
If u wait too long it's double murder

run

>>723237031
ask her what she wants to do..?

an hero, only good option

>>723237031
>im an 18yo betafag not ready to be daddy
Should of thought of that while you where raw doggin her. Fucking moron.

>>723237031
join the army
use their benefits to raise the child
ur always busy so ur wife basically raises the child
only shitty part is that you gotta put in 8 years to get free college

>>723237873
>where raw doggin her.
>where
>Fucking moron.

>MFW Upload broke

>>723237953
Its not even free college. They only pay for about 80%

>>723237490

This OP.

She probably took the test, maybe even multiple tests over several days before she told you. She probably debated in her head for days - maybe even conferred with friends on what and how to tell you. And you reacted with silence. Think about that dude.

Women are very sentimental about this stuff. Don't fuck this up or you'll regret it.

I suggest going to the store to buy her flowers. Don't even talk about what to "do" about the baby right now. She just needs love. If you love her, that's exactly what you should give her right now.

>>723237031
thank Mr skeltal

thats what u get for not using condoms, kids learn from this idiot

>>723238054
Wake up. Its 2017. Op needs to drag her down to the doctors office for 100% confirmed. And be the fuck there while they do it. And then hold onto her phone while shes in there. And look for the big black nigger that's been texting her.

How has this thread been up for half an hour with not a single mention of FALCON PUNCH?

>>723237301
"Man up and run from your responsibilities caused by your own mistakes and kill your baby."

manipulate her into getting an abortion

obviously

why is this a thread

>>723237031
Moar like this
http://www.ipanon.com

>>723237031
Go work construction. It pays well, and with any luck being around real men will take that beta right out of your system. Can't feel beta if you demolished an entire floor by yourself with a sledgehammer and a wheelbarrow. You'll also make $20 and hour after the first year if you aren't lazy/slow.

>>723238159
I don't know what kind of trashy women you sleep with but I don't think you feeling a need to do all that has anything to do with what year it is.

update. i thought about it alot anons and i think im gonna just be supportive. the tests can wait. i love her and i wanna be with her

There are only 2 correct reactions. Love, or distrust. If you demand a preg test then she knows what kind of shitbag you are. If you show her love then she knows what kind of man you are. After that, talk about the little bag o cells in her belly and see what she thinks. Tell her you don't think you're ready. Maybe you go for abortion or adoption. Maybe you decide to guck your life almost irreparably with a child and raise a degenerate who makes your same stupid mistakes because dad was always at work and mom was the kind of airhead who didn't make you wrap it.

>>723237399
Virgin.
Plan B doesn't work when she's already pregnant.

>>723238180
Go to bed josh.

>>723237399
vitamin C her ass if it aint too late, or ask her to abort

Legit just try talking with her, You're 18 I think even the dumbest of women would understand that this is a bit of a fucking problem.

>asking /b/ for advice

>>723238186
pro-life logic is so fucking stupid

why would you rather have a fucking retard 18 year old who has no experience raise a child and fuck up the kids life, instead of killing the undeveloped mush of tissue and nerves which has no concious mind yet? preventing it from a life of suffering.

you ought to have been aborted yourself

>>723238255
Just talking out my ass here but I would guess most women who actually get abortions do so without their bf ever knowing they were pregnant. Then they break up with them or go into a nervous breakdown after watching something like the red wedding.

The fact that she told OP that she's pregnant probably means a few things:
1. She's known for a few days at least
2. She's taken multiple tests
3. She hasn't gotten an abortion yet (obviously)
4. She probably wants to keep the baby and in all likelihood - will.

The question for OP is how he moves next. I'll bet he's not ready to be a father just like almost every other 18 year old. Having a kid has a magical way of taking care of that problem and if he stays with her and the kid, he won't regret that decision a few years from now.

On the other hand, he could start "manipulating" her into getting an abortion , probably fail to do so, break up with her, she has the baby and sues for child support - he never sees her or his kid again. He might live the next few years in relative bliss but sooner or later, regret kicks in - major regret.

Smack her in the head with your cock and tell her its over.

>>723238588
Or op can warn here shes about to get constipated as fuck... And at the end. She shits herself infront of like at least 5 people including him and most likely gonna rip her vagina and is gonna be a lose goose. But hopefully they will get her the courtesy stitch.

>>723237031
Tyrone, the alpha chad nigger from next door, is the true daddy. You're just the beta bucks. In other worrds: CUCK

>>723238255
this

fuck kids and raising them

>>723238682
Pro abortion (beta) logic:

having a life with artificial flaws < dying before having a life

>>723237031
Get ready, bee-otch

>>723237031
Get a Fucking job and start balancing that shit with school, graduate, get a better job, go to a trade school, get an even better job. Take the fuck care of your kid

>>723237031
Can you say, "I am not the father" five times then jump into busy highway traffic?
yes, you can

>>723237092
if its that expensive, then how do poor niggers raise their 5-6 children?

>>723238836
Welfare and drugs.

Oh an wic. Fuck wic. Cancer on society.

>>723238427
you are an even dumber 18 year old than previously indicated by knocking up your gf.

make her do a test in front of you, if confirmed for pregnant, love and support her then, if she isnt pregnant you have some other shit to worry about.

doing anything else means you are fucking stupid and this thread is a waste of time and probably bait.

>>723238771
>fuck kids
That's illegal.
Make sure you don't get caught.

>>723238782
Terminating a pregnancy is not killing a person. A fetus is not a person.

>>723238682
>pro-life logic is so fucking stupid

i bet you're against the death penalty you fucking faggot

>pretend nothing is wrong and you're happy about it

>sneak some drugs into that bitch to kill it immediately

>>723238687
i can see what you're saying here. op could fuck up manipulating her and fuck up everything

the true answer is this op: you have to force her to miscarry (without her knowing of course). then just let her cry on your shoulder when she's all sad about it and you're home free

>>723237490
>>723238054
You... You guys are smart...

Take this advice, OP. Girls are always thinking about what you say and do, your actions. How forgiving is she?? When the going gets tough, if you do raise this kid, even if you choose to abort, if she sticks with you, this is going to be a big part of your relationship.

Also I'm guessing you're an ausfag???
Are you doing your HSC this year?

>>723237031
Punt the cunt down the nearest flight of stairs. Stat.

>>723237031
dont abort
> you will regret if you arent a straight nigger
what else are u doing, you just actually start life rather than delay by doing nothing and blowing all your cash

>>723238870
>wic
Weave investment company?

>>723239052
>You can start your life by throwing it away to become a parent.
>Don't blow all your cash actually doing things you want! Blow it on your out of wedlock kid you don't want.

>>723237873
>Should of thought

Hmm, I know what it means to HAVE thought.

"I have thought for a long time about this problem."

I don't know what it means to OF THOUGHT.

"I of thought for a long time about this problem."

>>723239182
It's an americunt thing. Chick I know from Idaho does the same thing and it drives me up a wall.

>>723238892
>a fetus is not a person

When does a fetus become a person then? At birth? 12 months after birth? Can I abort a day before that without consequences? Why?

This is now a pro-life/pro- baby murder thread.

>>723237031
Date rape and punch her a few times. Make sure she doesn't know it's you so support her when she comes home crying, she'll also be emotionally attached to you and you'll have a firmer grasp on the relationship

>>723238682
>instead of killing the undeveloped mush of tissue and nerves which has no concious mind yet?
But you're still alive

>you ought to have been aborted yourself
>murderfags want anyone who says stuff they don't like to be dead
WEW

>>723238892
>Terminating a pregnancy is not killing a person.
It's funny, because you see, people come from a pregnancy.

>>723239221
Do what you want to your body when you want. It's your body.

>>723238782
yes actually, living a shitty life is worse than death. my mother had me when she was 17 and my father 20, i honest to god wish i had been fucking aborted and saved the countless years of suffering i have had to endure. much of my life my father was not there, my parents relationship ended soon after my birh just like OP's will, and i grew up raised by my mother and her cuck husbands who physically abused me and never treated me like their own son, my family is poor as fuck, i hardly ever got anything good out of life besides what few things i enjoy on my own, but even material shit like that doesnt change the fact my life is fucking trash and it's because my parents were fucking retarded and had a child long before they were ready or stable enough to have one.

i learned nothing from my father, and hardly anything from my mother besides that fucking up is rewarded with physical punishment.

people like yourself who encourage this shit, especially at a time in the world where overpopulation is a serious problem, are fucking stupid.

take of the religion shades and realize the benefits of abortion completely outweigh the ONE con (preventing a life)

>>723239275
>but I'll also decide for the child's body LOL

>>723239108
Have you never been in a grocery store you NEET?

>>723239164
You ppl and this whole "life" thing. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say most "parents" would turn down the chance to go back in time and reverse it all. I don't know if that changes your theory on "having a life" or not.

>>723237953
Worst advice ever.

>>723239293
A fetus is not a child, children have their own bodies, fetuses rely on the bodies of their host. I can tell you're from the South.

>>723238870
so you'd rather render innocent children essentially homeless and starving because of their idiot parents? You think this is a fair solution instead of insane cruelty? People can't control who birth them and most of the time the people who have children fucking shouldn't, who the fuck are you to draw the line are your parents glorious examples of humanity? should someone have shot you as an infant to save money

Where are the parents in this ? Would they be supportive and help you guys raise a kid?

>>723239321
Most "parents" are fucking "retarded" you "queer".

>>723239321
Well no shit dumbass, when you raise a kid they tend to grow on you. Doesn't mean their life wouldn't be better if they had waited to have kids in the future.

>>723239280
Kill yourself then

>>723238682
Can I still abort myself right now

>>723238727
>alpha chad nigger
Kek black ppl arent named chad u fool

>>723238892
They're 3/5ths of a person

If she doesn't abort do a thread where trips names the baby.

>>723239221
When it has something at least resembling a central neural system capable of at leas some kind of reflex, movement, whatever.

>>723239345
>people shouldn't decide what others can do with their bodies
>except when it suits them

>I can tell you're from the South.
Nah you're just retarded. I don't even live your third world country.

Dued be happy you still have this girl and raise the child if she wants it, you can do it.

If you guys aren't ready for it and you both agree with abortion then go ahead and do it. Just be happy you're farther and (father) than most of us.

a

ITT: People who have never heard of putting a child up for adoption

>>723239221
it is well known there are abortion time limits, you stupid fuck, it's 24 weeks or before, after that the fetus is too developed for a safe abortion, so all of your arguments about aborting a day before or 12 months after are just mute points. pro-life logic yet again.. smh

>>723237490
THIS

>>723239524
>he doesn't know that being dumped in the adoption system is a fate worse than having never existed.

>>723239524
Emotionally way harder than an abortion

>>723239280
There's a solution to your wishing you were never born. It's at the end of a rope. Why have you not done this yet if you hate living so much? Just because I'm pro-life doesn't mean I'm against a decision to end one's own life. I'm pro-life because the only life a person has a right to take is their own. You've had a good run I suppose and now you have a decision to make.

>>723239306
he's making fun of black people and WIC you stupid nigger

>>723238954
nice spelelingks

>>723238836
They dont raise them

>>723239221
Personally, a fetus at any point is a person. It just doesn't fucking matter. If you are giving someone a blood transfusion and at any point say you don't want to, even if it will kill the other person it is your right to do so. Your organs can't even be transplanted after you are dead without consent. If a woman wants to have an abortion its her right, just like it should be a man's right to sign off of being a parent at any point during the pregnancy.

>>723237301
theres a lot of way you can trick an abortion onto her this early on, I leave that up to you. more importantly, you need to cut snipped.

>>723239224
Jesus fucking christ dude

>>723239568
Bitchea never want to put it up for adoption after they've held it in their dumb hands.

>>723237031
Sit with her and ask to discuss your options. Bring up the point that you're 18, not ready to give up your life to become a parent. But that you'll support whatever decision she makes, if you don't support her and she decides to keep it.. You'll have to decide whether to leave or stay, knowing you'd be abandoning your child and her. I'd get a job in the meantime while you two make a decision, remember it's a really hard decision for her emotionally. So you need to be her rock. Also Goodluck telling the parents if you decide to keep it.

>>723237031
>shes the best thing thats ever happened to me.
Nvm this op everyone he's not going to do anything remotely related to grabbing his balls. Welcome to mediocrity loser. Do urself a favor and DO NOT have a second one retard.

Get your parents to help you and get a job and start saving my guy

>>723239544
How about 23 weeks and 6 days. a day before that? a day before that? Why?

>>723239434
lmao!!! you would rather people kill themselves 25 years into life, having used up plenty of resources in that time, enduring much suffering along the way, hurting others in the process of suicide

when in reality my parents could have just aborted me before all of it, which would have absolutely no real effect on me besides taking away "what could have been" and probably improving their lives in the process too by allowing them to get their shit together and try at a later time to have a child when they were stable.

>>723239568
That was literally my first thought

>>723239645
? Your statement makes no sense, it should be: Why not a day later?

>>723239637
He should do all of tose things but also convince her to get an abortion, then dump her once it's done because there's no way the relationship survives that. Then he has a job and savings and hasn't thrown his life into the trash.

Don't let the rest of these asshole make you an asshole. Talk to her, be receptive and kind, don't jump to crazy solutions and then figure out where to go from there together. If she wants to keep it then fine, but if you are apprehensive that's totally fine too. Parenthood is a huge on taking, a wonderful one with a lot of joy but also basically the end of your extra curricular adult life. Think this shit through, and if you really love her, treat her like a human being and don't be a scum bag like the rest of these cock weasels. Good luck.

>>723239357
nigger please, any kid raised on wic has never amounted to shit.
garbage breeds garbage, so don't give me that
"we wuz gonna be geniuses" shit when you and I both know that has never fucking happened.

>>723239568
>murder is easier than letting someone have a life
LOL

>>723239568
Maybe in the short term. You can reunite with an adopted child though.

>>723239645
wtf are you even trying to argue?

yes, before or at 24 weeks of development, a day before, two days before, it doesnt fucking matter, any development passed 24 weeks is consider unsafe for an abortion.

>>723237031
This better be a good cuck story.

>>723237031
>we're not breaking up
agree to disagree

>>723239795
>/b/ros helping /b/ros

Y'know sometimes this board actually warms my heart a bit

>>723239669
You said you hate your life. What's wrong, I thought you wanted people to have control over their bodies? Control yours and end it as you desire to.

>and probably improving their lives in the process too by allowing them to get their shit together
They never would have since they would have learnt to run away from responsibility.

>>723239773
My point is the age of a fetus legally abortable is arbitrary. 21 weeks, 5 days is the record for a premature baby that has survived, btw. Would it have been legal to kill it a day after birth? Why or why not? What about a day before birth?

What's different about it?

>>723239806
pretty sure you're a white kid who was raised by a stable family right? you have shit garbage brains because of your upbringing what makes them any different

I once got a chick pregnant via a broken condom. Lucky for me she suggested an abortion before I had the chance to. I did pay for the procedure but look at the whole incident as a learning experience and a net positive. I buy more durable condoms now.

>>723237031
Abort the shut out of that pile of clumped up period blood

>>723239457
Chad is a country cuck

>>723240001
She either wasn't ready to have a kid (or wanting to) - or she saw you as a loser and didn't want you to be the father of her child faggot.

>>723240077
Who cares what she thought? I got what I wanted and dodged a bullet.

>>723240179
Just wondering if you've thought about being a dude a chick would actually want to have a kid with - assuming she actually wants a kid.

>>723240288
I might have considered it if we had been in a relationship. We were coworkers who started hooking up, I made it clear to her early on that I had no interest in her as a girlfriend or even a friend. I didn't even go with her for the procedure.

>>723239594
Too far?

>>723237031
I guess it's too late to get a vasectomy.

>>723239911
well which is it buddy? you support people choosing what to do with their bodies (guess what, the womb is part of someone's body! as is the egg, and the fetus) or you don't? maybe i will kill myself but it isnt any concern of yours just like someone getting an abortion isn't either.

and your other point is a non arguement, they are not running away fron responsibility but choosing instead to be responsible and not have a child because they cannot offer it a stable life. but really repsonsibility has nothing to do with abortion or no abortion, it isnt your duty or anyone else's duty to force people to become more responsible. if being responsible means having a child you can not really take care of then what the fuck? that sounds pretty irresponsible to me anon.

get your head out of your fucking ass, you give more a fuck about saving the life of a yet to be fully developed human than you do about the countless children whose parents have abandoned them after birth, who have been swept into human trafficking, poverty, malnutrition, etc etc. do you not entirely understand how one is objectively much less painful and much more responsible? (hint it's abortion)

>>723240372
Well that's good I guess. Too many beta cucks in here talking about falcon punch. Hard to believe any of them would do it, much less that they're nothing more than manlets.

>>723240489
There's a hierarchy of rights. Life is at the top. The ability to not be inconvenienced for 9 months is in there too - just not at the top. The right to not be emotionally distraught by giving up a child for adoption doesn't exist at all.

>>723240492
I'm not going to lie, if she had told me she wanted to keep it I would have likely reacted poorly. Probably not with a falcon punch but more likely of poisoning to induce a miscarriage.

>>723240390
Ehh, I mean, this is /b/ we're talking about, but yeah that's objectively pretty messed up

>>723240057
Thanks for the geography lesson sperg.
>bazinga

>>723238330
you're one naive nigger homie

>>723240594
there is no heirarchy of rights, sorry. it's just some shit you made up right now to justify your irrelevant argument that people should not be in control of their own bodies and what they create with it.

all there is, is free will.

but maybe next you'll tell me there is a chain of being as well, to go along with that heirarchy of rights

>>723237031
you fucking idiot. always pull the fuck out! it's not that fucking hard! for fuck sake, i fucked the same girl raw for 6 years and not ONCE had a pregnancy scare. control your fucking dick. you and all the other latino/black/trailortrash idiots

You got cucked OP, how much do anons wanna bet OPs gf will pop out a niglet ?

>>723237382
Shut the fuck up

>>723238782
Life is pointless anyway. In the grand scale of the universe that underdeveloped mush is just as insignificant as the entire human race from its conception to its inevitable end. Why bother living a shitty life because you made the decision to "spare" something that doesn't matter anyway.

>>723238896
Nothing wrong with the death penalty and I prefer it to the current justice system. However ideally we should have our criminal population work blue collar labor so they can build a portfolio, learn some skills, and maybe even earn a little scratch while actually paying back the debt they own to society instead of wasting money sitting in a box for decades at a time expecting to be magically rehabilitated.

>>723237031
i had classmates in college that had kids and a fulltime job and they still kept their grades up. you have 9 months, get a quick certificate like Phlebotomy or something similar that you can get in a few months and start making decent money to support the little one. obviously you should try to get a higher degree than just a shitty certification but too many young parents get in a rut stuck at a minimum wage job suffering. don't be that guy.

>>723241143
ever occur to you that you might just have a low sperm count? pulling out didn't work for Joe Rogan.

>>723237031
>im an 18yo betafag not ready to be daddy
You should have thought about that before you had unprotected sex you shithead

>>723239580
kek

>>723239806

troll/10 for making me reply

my family had to take welfare for several years when my father go laid off. att&t bought southern bell, and he god fire with every other communications engineer. he finally got a job to support us, but if it wasn't for welfare we would have been in dire straights.

I have a bs degree, make 60k a year and I own my house. i am glad for every penny i pay in taxes that supports the welfare system. shit saved my family's life tbh fam

>>723239558

this.

i never met a pro lifer who was raising adopted children.

>>723237031
How is she OP?

>>723240594

>2017
>rights

kek

>>723242518

this.

fucking entitled millennial trash

>>723237031
Listen up nigger just start applying pressure when she is asleep directly onto the area of her womb just above vagina but below stomach. Shit post at night until she's deeply asleep and then just hammer in that spot until she almost wakes up and then do it again. You should feel a strong pulsing and eventually it'll strangle the little bastard or what ever. Worked for me

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>>723242857

>>723237382
holy shit stop you attention whore

>>723240489
Abort yourself already

>running away from the consequences of your actions is responsible

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>>723237031
BLEACH COCKTAIL

for the grill not you of course.

>>723237031

OP please read this

>>723237490

>>723237953
This is horseshit.
>worst job ever
>pays less hourly than flipping burgers
>your gf/wife fucks some chad while the gubmint ships you off to literal hell on earth
>the kid resents you for never being there

>>723237031
Make her take an entire box of plan b.
Or you could give her a bunch of xanax and alcohol and kick her in the stomach after she passes out.

Steal her credit card and hop the nearest greyhound to Vegas.

>>723237092
Try 1.2 million you fucking Haitian

>>723242442
Too be fair I would adopt a kid, but im ab single middle class man so most places naturally assume I'm a pedo.

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>>723239357
Yeah pretty much. The weak have survived long enough.

>>723246446
Fuck you racist.

>>723237031
"Kiddo, when i heard your mummy was gonna have you, the first thing i did was hop online and ask a bunch of strangers from the internet what to do."

>>723238836
>They don't
>Also, welfare

>>723246915
>Dad, what the fuck in an "internet"?

>>723237031

Man up and take responsability for the child and get a job, work your ass off 24/7 or be a pussy (a smart one) and try to get an abortion