>be me >having sex with ex >decide to put it in her

>>723231086
>shit tier fantasy about something you'll never ever do
>worse than beta
>kill yourself

>>723231086
Been there... you act like thats actualy alpha shit.. kek new friend

>>723231086
>be me
>see black person
>mumble nigger and speed walk away as fast as I can
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
>rapist as fuck

>>723231086
>be me
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
Bit too rapey to be alpha.

>>723231086
That's not alpha, that's asshole.

>>723231086
>be me
>walk casually through the city
>a wild terrorist goatfucker appears
>my face shows disgust and anger
>he looks away as if he did something wrong
>go on walking past him
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
>she says no
>i fuck

>>723231323
kekaroni n cheese

If it was alpha u wouldn't had to b rapey

>>723231086
>be me
>first of my kind
>come before beta, gamma or delta
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>having sex with gf
>ask her to put it in her ass
>she makes a weird sound so i take it as a yes
>furiously fuck her ass
>She barks
>realize im fucking my dog
>cum buckets in her and cry myself to sleep
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
>be me
>walking along the waterfront with friends drinking flasks
>walk past a drunk group of people
>one intercepts me and asks for a cigarette
>as I'm being generous he trips over nothing and falls against me
>I step left
>he stumbles left
>he's leaning on me now and I step right
>he says woah man, while stepping with me
>dipshit is trying to get me to push him off
>I turn 90 degrees and take a step back
>he face plants
>I say sorry,man as I walk away
>he stands up, angry as fuck as I ignore him
>I continue on my way, alpha as fuck

>>723231552
Literally.

>>723231086
Screams fucking virgin as shit. Either you did this and are a rapist weak ass faggot or you made it up because you know you are a failure.

>>723232485
okay in English this time

>>723231397
Good song title

Be me
Be opening bank account
Be all the tellers have their cleavage exposed
Be me trying not to look at their cleavage
Be them noticing I keep looking at their boobs
Be them pulling their collar up to cover boobs
Be me making no eye contact for rest of conversation
Alpha as fuck

>>723232602
That was in English. Learn how to read.

>>723231086
>be me, faggot OP
>post clearly made up, ludicrous scenario in a shit thread I started while sitting in my mom's basement eating tendies
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
I found a BBC to fuck my girlfriend real hard. He came over and she was amazed at how long and thick it was. She sucked it real good, got fucked real good and screamed so loud as I watched. It was fantastic. Alpha as fuck

>>723231086
I like this old may may op but you fugged it up on your first post.

>>723231873
Good song title

>be me
>be at bar with the frat
>wrap both my arms around two girls at the bar whenever i order drinks
>smoke half a cigarette and throw it on the ground in the bar
>keep trying to slip fingers in sluts when i dance with them. they love it i know they do
>go home alone because all the girls out tonight were sluts i didn't want any of those girls anyway

Autism porn

>be me
>ask coworker for nudes
>get nudes
>tell her to meet me at a romantic spot for sum sex
>stand her up to play vidya
>alpha as fuck

>>723233205
fucking kek

>>723233205
If that really happened, I bet she felt really fucking stupid seeing you at work after that lol

>>723231086
>be me
>mommy wont give milky
>take mom's milkies and don't leave any for 5 month brother.
>a 20 year old needs his milkies.
>get good boy points for drinking nice 'n slow.
>put peepee against mommy's thigh
>accidentally shit my pants.
>alpha.
>as.
>fuck.

>be me
>go the store
>see hot qt cashier
>pick up a pack of condoms
>check out
>wink at her
>throw the box away because my virgin ass aint getting the puss
>alpha as fuck

>>723232781

>>723231086

be me
18 senior year in high school
best singer in top choir that travels and competes
7/10 but fit and best looking in choir
literally walk around grabbing cute choir girls asses and making them giggle for 9 months
hook up with hot ones when we'd stay in hotels while traveling to compete
Still jerk off to the memories.
Once I came to the realization I had a severe porn addiction my confidence dropped to 0 and become a reclusive /b/tard
I'm a Chad turned Autist.

>>723232752
nah that shit story didnt make any sense dipshit

>>723232663
be me
fuck green text
alpha as fuck

>>723231086

>be me
>who else would I be faggot
>get home from army at 22, meet buddy's girlfriend
>fuck her for the next few years
>meet another buddy's girlfriend
>eat her pussy
>meet a different buddy's wife
>have three way with her and my gf
>meet another buddy's wife
>fuck her in his house 2 or 3 nights a week
>gf finds out I was cheating, ditch her and fuck some of her friends
>fuck all of my female friends
>meet cute coworker, fuck her at work
>meet bosses niece
>fuck her at work
>get fired
>new boss is qt 3.14
>fuck her at work
>awkward.jpg
>quit job
>meet her sister
>fuck her
>neither wants to talk to me anymore
>buddy's all find out about their wives/girlfriends sleeping with me
>no more friends, no more pussy
>befriend some randoms at bar
>work my way into the group
>fuck their girlfriends, wives, friends, sisters
>eventually girl from past shows up
>told everyone what I did before, new buddy's ditch me "just in case"
>"sorry bro"
>"lol it's okay I already banged all your bitches"
>show pictures for proof, watch relationships crumble around me
>MyWorkIsDone.avi
>moves on to next group. do this from 22 - 30
>systematically infiltrate groups of friends, bang the girlfriends, wives, sisters, etc. and watch it all get destroyed
>I do this because I know that women are all whores, all sluts. None can be trusted. Every women in the world will cheat on you in a heartbeat given the right circumstance
>become disgusted with women in general
>give up the sexual conquests. was bored with it after 8 years anyway
>only friends I could ever keep were dudes that had fat wives and girlfriends; no chance I'd fuck them
>realize they were weak, pathetic people anyway
>drop them too, move out to the woods
>spend over a year living alone in the wilderness, become true woodsman
>property owner dies
>government seizes land, pushed off property
>homeless, find a job in town
cont if interested

>be me

>>723233521
I'm this guy v
>>723233430
For some reason it wouldn't let me post using greentext

>>723233311
trips and dubs
check 'em

>>723233647
please cont

>>723231334
This

>>723231086
>Be me
>have a girlfriend who actually wants my throbbing cock inside her
>it's up to me whether to give it to her or not
>don't have to be pussy or beta and commit rape to be satisfied
>alpha as fuck

>>723232471
joj

>>723231593
Dude what, your alpha because you scowled at some stranger and confused him? That just sounds asberger af... Not alpha af

>>723233906
chuck yourself before you cuck yourself lib

>>723232781
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>723233647
Continue you slut

>>723233647
Cont

>be me
>17
>5'9, 180ibs
>beard, long hair
>punk af, but don't dress like a retard
>see a bunch of pussies dressed in black painting an anarchy symbol on a wall
>mfw
>tell these retards vandalism is more than painting walls
>throw stone at nearby window
>kick some car's lights
>car's alarm triggers
>they said ohshit and begin to run away
>they see I'm lmao at them, they walk back
>2 cops get down their car and come towards us
>climb fence and get into the house of which I've just broke the glass
>say bye from behind the fence, run towards house and climb to the roof
>everyone is still there, confused
>wave
>get down on the other side of the house and run over the walls till the end of the block
>mfw I just got away with this

This was around 3 years. Dunno why the cops shot me down lmao

>be me
>be a pilot
>bang a girl in every country
>alpha as fuck

>>723233939
Lol I'm conservative but the scenario you are describing sounds like when I pass a homeless person on the street, they look at me all weird, I walk away trying not to be the focus of their attention. You are proud of something autists do every day, it's fucking pathetic.

>>723234107
Oh you're a conpervative?

Not necessarily Alpha yet BUT
Ok /b/ strap in for this fucking crazy story that is occurring in my life. So a few days ago i took this test called the bdsmtest with some friends and I was DOMINANT AS FUCK. flashforward to today. a few other girls took the test and found out my results. A few of them text me "please be our dom" and im like ohfuck.gif and was like oh ok but I am a bit concerned because they are not 18 yet and I dont want to get fucked if after a while they decide to say what happened.

>>723233647
cont
>sleep in parking lot at work
>boss finds out
>fires me for it
>whatever, made enough cash anyway
>wander around town on foot
>summer time, find car in parking lot for sale
>pay in cash, now I'm mobile again
>get new job
>live in car for a while
>end up in my own apartment in different part of the city
>spent most of my free time and money at the shooting range
>meet gorgeous girl there, who just got her CCW
>teach her to shoot
>we hit it off, start dating
>she's hot, athletic, a serious shooter, intelligent, good sense of humor, down to earth
>we end up engaged
>her friends become my friends, etc.
>we're out shopping together when someone from my past shows up
>it all comes out
>the groups of destroyed relationships, the countless women, etc.
>she breaks off engagement
>says that she couldn't imagine I had a "dark side" like that
>can't believe I was the kind of man that could so those things
>tell her I was angry, I was confused, idk what I was doing
>she says if I can hide that much about my past, what else could I be hiding, blah blah
>fine then.
>pack her shit for her
>now live alone
>and hang out on /b/

alpha as fuck right here bros

>>723233939
Also doing that to some rando who probably works at 7 eleven takes zero effort, confidence, anything. The fact that anyone would cling to it as a sign of being alpha is sad...

>>723234142

>conpservative

>>723231219
+1 my virgin friend!

>be me
>white male
>see wild gang of niggers walking towards me
>didn't cross the street
sup fags

>>723234246
Fuckin brave.

>>723234246
Again, if you live in the city this is like some everyday shit. Do any of you leave moms basement? How is this shit impressive???

>>723234246
>>be me
>>see op
>>fuck his ass
>>fuck my own ass
>>as im filling my man-cavity i feel something hot approaching
>>"RELEASE THE KKRAKEN!"
>>splurge a shrek's swamp essence up my poop shoot
>>alpha asfuck

>>723234239
>Cancervative

>>723234174
Yeesh sad faggot.

Also would be hilarious to know the read detailed truth... likely orders of magnitude less sexy and more cringe.

>>723233836
this

>>723234317
I have something a bit wilder...
>Be me walking down Street
>Some guy call me a faggot
>tel him i know you are but what am i?

>>723231086
>be me
>walk in on gf fucking Raquice
>tell her she can stay with a nigger for all I care
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>see someone disagree with a fellow alpha's claim that all women deserve and actually want to be raped, especially cindy from my math class
>expose that faggot as the sjw they clearly are
>they don't reply, obviously thwarted by my superior intellect
Alpha as fuck

>>723232957
Underrated

>>723231334
Top notch, quality post anon!! Thank you for sharing your opinion with us today ;)

>>723233836
>be you
>think it's alpha to not fill her pussy when she needs it
>cucks you
Alpha as fuck

>be me
>fapping while watching gay porn
>put ass up in the air
>cum in mouth
>swallow every drop
>alpha as fuck.

>>723234583
>Those protein gainz

>>723231086
cheked and keked

>be me
>met single mom online
>proposed to her within a month of having her and her kid stay with me
>rescued her from the cock carousel
>alpha as fuck

>>723234813
>not proposing to the kid
>not alpha as fuck

Be at a bar ask for cig get one instantly. Without asking hot girl in group pulls out lighter and lights for me. Walk away puffing pulling shades on.

>>723233647
cool story bro.

unabomber/10

>be me
>walkin down the street at night
>hear a scream
>see a woman raped in an alley by a nigger
>timeforahero.jpg
>meh not today
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Alpha as fuck

>be me
>New years eve 2016
>at work
>server at a restaurant semi fancy
>7/10 co worker complaining how she has no plans
>me lame lame as fuck don't have any either
>on the subject of cars
>"oh what kind of car do you drive anon"
>2013 camaro
>"oh my god that's so cool I love camaros
>"you ever been fucked in one?"
>mfw uh oh shouldn't have said that, she's gonna think I'm creepy
>mfw she says not yet
> end up fucking her in the shitty backseat
>pretty annoying because she's 5'11

following morning taking my brother to the airport, was just visiting for the holidays

>get in car
>he looks in the back seat
>she forgot her panties
>awkward
>"nice"
>mfw

>>723231086
Hahaha you make rape funny

>be me
>sitting around minding my own business
>hot girl comes up to me
>says "Hey Anon, do you want to go see a movie with me later?"
>Doing a league of legends tournament later
>saving myself for marriage because Jesus
>mumble something then look away because I'm too shy to look her in the eyes
>She walks away disappointed
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
Things that never happened: the thread

▲
▲▲

https://youtu.be/czcjU1w-c6k

https://youtu.be/czcjU1w-c6k

>be me last week
>last week having 2 friends over
>drink, smoke weed, drop mdma in my basement
>dance, chill, have fun
>get naked, continue dancing
>eventually girls start eating each other out, sucking me off at the same time
>dance more
>sleep and all cuddle
>wake up in morning and all shower together

>doing it again tomorrow
>had 4 3somes so far while most of you virgins have to make up stories about raping girls
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
Pics or it didn't happen, bruh...

>>723231086
>be me
>dump fuck contractor makes same major fuckup 3 times on my 3rd day in this new job
>talk to contract company
>but so and so said they were going to keep him on for the final 4 months of contract
>yea, well I'm firing him tomorrow AM
>comes to work next morning
>fire him, say maybe he's not cut out for this type of job
>hire hot blonde intern
>get her some good training
>6 weeks later she's better at her job than dude I fired with 10years experience

>>723231086
i spent most of my young life in jail, prison. one time, I helped jump two mexicans and start a race war. they had a hit out on me but I armed myself and waited for it....it never came. later i found out one of the leaders took a shine to me and ordered it cancelled...go figure.

>Quit /b/

>>723231086
>leave her in bed crying while I go wash up
douche =/= alpha

>>723231086
Be me. Tell OP this is a shit thread.
Alpha as fuck.

>>723237574

Alphas don't rape.

OP is lowest tier.

>>723237606
It's in the fokken video FAT FADED FUCK FACE.

>be me
>see qt 3.14
>"Um... h-hi, how are you?"
>sweat profusely
>"Uh, hi, who are you?"
>"I-I'm anon, w-want to see my level 90 paladin?"
>"Uh... ok, leaving now freak"
>alpha as fuck

Be me
Cousin visiting for the summer
Hot neighbor girl walking by
Cousin gets the digits
Hot neighbor girls brother sicks dog on us
Cousin jumps on my new car and puts a dent in my roof

Alpha as fuck

>>723231086
>Be op
>Never touched a girl
>And why would I? Cock is so much better
>Go to gym
>Sit outside with nachos
>Offer super hot guys to shit on my chest
>I do this everyday
>Alpha as Fuck

Me
Greentext king
Alpha as fuck

>>723237531
▲
▲ ▲
do it right new fag

>>723231086
>Be me
>At a bar
>Girl at the bar counter has big tits
>Order a milk shake
>She serves me milkshake
>Slurp the milkshake as loud as possible
>Leave the bar
>realize I was at a diner with my mom
>Realize I'm only 12
>Pass by the kiddy corner
>Tell the other 12 year old kid that I fucked his mom
>Alpha as fuck

>>723231086
Moar like this
http://www.ipanon.com

Aa

>>723232601
how old is this fucking angry kid

>>723231086
>be me
>genuine alpha top Aussie bloke
>suck some guys cock
>get fucked in the ass
>kill the guy for being a faggot
>kick my own ass for being a faggot
>alpha as fuck

>>723234174
GG fag you thought you where winning bought all you did was fuck a bunch of whores. KEK

>>723231593
WOW WAT A FOOKIN MADLAD

translation
>try to intemidate msulim
>he's really cubin
>I pass him, looking at the ground
> I stare him in the eyes for a quick, half second
>"excuse me"
>four feet away from him
>He gives me a strange look
> I am alpha

>>723236913
Always glad seeing a dick get what they deserve.

>>723237770
how many levels of irony are you on bruv

>>723234516
>Be you
>subject to every physical need of the woman
>soon you look down, your pants are gone
>she's wearing the pants
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
>next week
>cops pull up
>"YOURE UNDER ARREST"
>"no pls don't hurt me I'll do anything
>alpha as fuck
>in prison
>butt raped time and time again
>alpha as fuck

>>723232602
>>723233443
you're dumb

>Be me
>hot fucking neighbor's daughter checking me out while I mow the lawn
>"hey anon"
>"oh, Great, you?"
>feel face get beet red
>turn off lawn mower halfway through lawn
>go inside
>jerk off to the memory of her voice
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
i've always been able to call women fucking annoying in video games and real life, it's more fun when it's them because the guys will just shrug it off, god i love bullying people it's so much fun i remember this one time i pushed this girl against a locker and she started crying asking me what i was gonna do, so i wiped away her tear and pet her head, I gave her a hug and we've been in a relationship ever since, and that's the way i got the most qt virgin girlfriend ever, by bullying her then in her moment of weakness treating her romantically.

>be me in high school
>walking through the hallway when I'm suddenly confronted by this hot girl and her friends
>she seems to be on some sort of peer-pressure induced confidence boost and decides to mess with me by blocking my way
>try to step past her but she keeps just moving in front of me. her friends start laughing.
>shes also like pressing against me and taunting me by saying shit like "hey where ya goin, ya goin to class?"
>thought it was kind of cute that she was trying to bully me, but i've never been the kind that gets upset over shit like that
>so i simply look into her eyes and teasingly lean in for a kiss
>figure she would move away and yell "gross" or something, giving me a chance to get by
>she just stands there and lets me kiss her
>during our kiss i grab her hips and turn us around so that i'm on the side that I was trying to get to
>break the kiss apart and just walk away
>her friends were completely silent for like 5 seconds until I hear one of them yell "OH MY GOD." behind me in the distance

>>723231086
> Be me
> raped by my uncle
> i have hiv
> alpha as fuck

>be me
>be 34
>first time in public without my diapie in a year
>naughty baby
>alpha as fuck

>>723231086
be me. record all my sex acts with random women and then show previous random women kek

>be me
>my parents fight a lot
>alpha as fuck

>Be skiing
>am really good skier, just never signed with sponsor cause I just ski for the love of skiing
>Jumping over stuff and doing sick airs
>Decide to take some acid cause I'm bored and alone and can handle it
>Doing some sick stuff over the cat tracks (Smooth easy groomers in the middle of steeper runs, give's you awesome air)
>360s for days
>Going so hard and feeling so fly. like a bird
>Crash into something on the cat track but keep skiing cause I just got spun around in the air like usual
>Next run have someone come up to me and start yelling in my face
>It's the Dad
>I hit his kid
>He says he wants my name and number
>Ask him if he wants to date me
>He tries to throw a punch
>I ski backwards a little to give myself some space
>He tries to ski towards me
>Immediately realize he is an absolute shit skier
>Contine to ski backwards taunting him the whole way
>Dad is furious, and even in my high state of mind I feel a little bad, but this is funnier
>Start laughing at him trying to catch me while I ski backwards
>Stop, watch him come towards me
>Stick my ski out and trip him
>He falls over and loses one ski as it tumbles down the mountain
>I turn forwards and pull out my ass as I ski away from him
>Go down to lift like normal, and go ski a different part of the mountain
>Only realize what really happened afterwards when I thought about it again sober
>Feel bad, but holy shit it's funny

>be me
>drive an Alfa fucking Romeo
>cla Mercedes fag next to me asks to race the green light
>lower my sunglasses and tell him,
"If you're not driving an Alfa, you're driving a beta."
>step on the peddle and see his salty tears in rear view mirror.

>ignore people who say stupid shit and do what I want
>talk shit rapid fire from 10,000 curses and disses I've pondered in my youth if they try shit
>masturbate in front of my window onto an american flag

>>723231086
One time, I littered, and a guy told me to pick it up, and I just stared at him real hard, and didn't.

AAF

>>723237585
It's all fun and games until the MDMA drains your happy juice. And it's all fun and games until you realize you should've been STUDYING to become a great human bean.

>>723232193
underrated, kek

>>723239652
kek

>>723231334
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723231086
>be me
>18
>tell my gf to make me a ham n cheese sandwich
>"do you want mayonnaise on that!"
>"BITCH DOBT TALK BACK"
>stab her in the chest
>fuck her dead body
>throw her away
>alpha as fuch

>>723231480
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723231086
Im going to interpret this as asshole stories thread, which is cool because im an asshole.
>Be at house party
>Be on the verge of a blackout
>Know hosts sister, she's sitting downstairs
>Her one request was that people dont fuck in her room, because its reserved for her
>Two couples fucking in her room
>She mad
>'Go do something about it then, it's your house'
>'Can you?'
>Could I ever
>Stomp up the stairs and stagger over to her room.
>Fling open the door, two couples going at it with vigor
>Flick the light on
>Point behind me and say 'out'
>'Aww cmon man you fucking serious? close the door!?!'
>Stare them down
>All four start getting dressed
>All four walk out past me
>Follow them downstairs and inform hosts sister her room is clear
>Get given a beer by one of the guys i cockblocked
>Have a great conversation with him and his girlfriend, we cool.
>Go back to the room
>Get fed goon while reading twilight to a bunch of teenage girls
And then i proceeded to pass out in that room and have a chick give two blokes handjobs while the host sister finger fucked herself in the corner. I missed all of this but the cummies didn't miss me, woke up sticky and mad as hell.

>>723239785
>alpha as fuck
>never got his sandwich

Ok cuck

>be me
>you can tell by the way I walk, I'm a woman's man and keep very busy
>barely any time to talk
>I like loud music and the feel of a warm woman(s)
>Had a rough start, dad hated me but it built character
>Just tell people its alright, its okay and just look the other way
>Its just hard to wrap your mind around the terrible environment of new york for a select people such as myself and my family
>Stayin' alive
>When I'm depressed I just get high, that helps and when that fails, I sometimes resort to prostitution
>it's not all bad though, I can dance like no one's business
>There was that dark part of my life where I had to take up exotic dancing just to pay the bills, but hey, it worked.
>stayin' alive
>just need some help sometimes you know? but that's what women are for, Right fellas?
>I'm stayin' alive
>alpha as fuck

>>723239748
>already have a stable job
>able to let loose and party and still maintain normal life
>alpha as fuck

Seriously, do you believe everything you learned in high school? Like how they brainwash you that if you smoke pot or do cocaine once in a blue moon that your life will be ruined?? Get real.

>>723231480
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723239969
>He doesn't know that drugs are bad for the brain if overused
>He doesn't know that MDMA is well known to be harsh on the brain and should be used only once a month maximum
Where's your stable job you dummy, McDonald's?

>be OP
>as a baby
>get dropped on the floor
>obtained brain damage
>Alpha as fuck

>Be OP
>still breastfeed from my mother's dry and dusty teat.
>get brutally spanked if I ever use my teeth or complain about the flavor
>alpha as fuck

>>723239953
kek

>>be me
>>arguing with my ex
>>she starts crying
>>threaten her with breakup
>>as she cries she starts unzipping my pants
>>sucks my cock like crazy while crying just to make me stay for a night
>>fuck her afterwards
>>break up with her a month later

>be teacher
>alpha as fuck
>girl in my class makes a move
>tight ass
>fondle her ass
>she laughs
>put her hand on my cock
>dat kung fu grip
>diamonds
>class is almost over
>now or never
>take her to the back
>both naked
>she smiles
>I go balls deep
>she screeches
>"wtf? Shut up!"
>bitch is crying her lungs out
>cops called
>arrested
>ask cop the charge
>raping a toddler
>"I'm 24 dumb shit"
>cop says "the girl is 3"
>"during sex I was 2. I'm trans-age"
>cop uncuffs me
>want to press charges sir?
>yes
>bitch is arrested, thinking having a massive period will keep her from jail.

Best day ever.

>>723239309
Thats actually pretty alpha.
She must have had a crush on you though

>be me
>walk over red light on crosswalk
>punch all my plushies when i am mad
>drinks milk so much that i have a dope chest
>alpha as fuck

>>723239309
underrated post

>>723234159
Being this much of a child.

>middle school times
>cutie sits next to me in class
>was into different girl though
>class over
>she stands up
>out of nowhere yells through the whole classroom "i love you" to me
>everyone be like wtf
>i is like wtf
>everyones looking at me
>i get nervous and uncomfortable
>spurt out, "i don't"

>Fast forward 2 month or so
>girl i am into is not around
>other girls i was into ask me if i like her in that way
>me thinking this was about competition
>act all though and say naah she's stupid
>suddenly a girl starts crying
>fuck me
>she was 6 feet away from me

>dumb as fuck

>>723239585
alpha as fuck my man, did all that while tripping

>>723240085
Don't have to explain myself to jealous betas like you. Once you have a 3some then come back and talk.
LOL

>>723231480
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be me
>exist
>alpha as fuck

>>723240874
You don't have to explain, I understand, you need to do MDMA to get the girls horny. And it's fun so you do it every weekend. Enjoy the depression and lack of sensation that quickly hastens as you get older.

>>723241157
Cool story bruh, you just proved how jelly you are.

>>723232471
lost it

>>723240806
Damn bro she sounds like an autistic qt who would've loved you easily and you would have fallen in love with her quirky cute charm but you couldn't and you didn't...

>>723232859
found the nigger

>>723241204
You're just proving how dumb you are. I'm laffin so hard RN. You fuckin dumb cunt haha you'll be a depressed old man very soon hahahahaha

>>723231086
Alpha stores on /b/.


>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be me
>nerd.jpg
>bullied in high school
>graduate valedictorian
>4.0 GPA
>2400 SAT score
>accepted to Stanford
>meet hot Stanford grill
>fuck her everytime I want
>she's into anal
>alpha as fuck

>early access game on steam
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>have severe depression
>think about suicide every day
>but don't kill myself
>alpha as fuck

>>723234159
Awww, he's so cute!

>>723231086
>be scrawny beta
>riding bus home at 2:30am drunk from a party in another town
>talking to random other person on bus who is like 80 years old and crazy/also drunk
>both laughing and having a good time
>big black thug looking guy also on bus
>hears me and crazy old guy laughing and talking
>"hey homeboy"
>i ignore it and pretend hes not talking to me
>says it like 4 more times
>i finally turn and say "what"
>he tells me to stop talking/laughing and stfu
>i say sorry and keep it down
>so now we're talking quietly and im still smiling about whatever we were laughing about
>says "hey homeboy" again
>tells me to stop smiling
>i tell him i cant and nervously smile even more
>i try to ignore him and talk to crazy old guy some more
>black dude keeps trying to start trouble
>eventually ive had enough
>he tells me to stop smiling again
>i turn to him and stand up
>"or what? you're not gonna do shit, you fucking pussy so shut the fuck up. "
>silence
>surprisingly, he doesn't stand up to come beat the shit out of me
>he says "whoa man get away from me"
>i sit back down and keep talking to crazy old guy
>that black guy thought i was alpha as fuck

>>723241879
This actually happens most of the time when you stand up for yourself.

Eventually of course someone will call your bluff and you'll get your teeth smashed in but it's worth it to live like a man instead of a coward.

>>723240245
>arguing with ex
>threaten her with breakup

what.jpg

>be me
>pizza delivery guy
>qt counter girl asks if i've broken up with my gf yet
>wtf how does she even know i have a gf
>tell her not yet, but i should
>she says she should break up with her bf too
>she asks me for a ride home after work
>she sucks my dick in the front of her house before leaving
>living room light turns on and she stops and leaves
alpha as fuck

>>723232859
Cuck as fuck

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>>723237924
>mfw you didn't do it right, either

>>723234421
Okay now that's just insane, man. Calm that shit down.

>Be me
>Ask friend for code on lock one day at his house
>Saying I forgot something
>Their gone on vacation or something
>Sneak in his younger sisters room and jizz in her panties and put them back in drawer
>Aplha as fuck

>>723241484
made me lol

>>723231086
> Cant get gf for anal
> Commits rape
> Claims to be alpha
Top kek

>>723243359
this

>be me
>be the brighter star in the whole constellation
>alpha as fuck

>Be me
>Be 22 yrs old, 5'9", scrawny college student
>Be nerdy boy scout type and have +10 yrs of martial arts experience
>Be lightly buzzed at packed far off campus bar watching best friend's band play decent rock covers
>argument starts at the bar between two men in their 30's or 40's... very drunk
>man crashes mug over other man's head
>miffed they are interrupting my friend
>youwouldntlikemewhenI'mangry.jpg
>stand up and yell "Hey" from across the crowded bar
>no response
>supersayianhulk.jpg
>Yell "Hey" so loud that over 200 people stop talking and turn to stare at me
>deafeningly loud music stops
>the two men stop their fight staring at me in slack jawed awe
>see their confusion at the loudness of my voice vs. my size
>use my thick eyebrows to my advantage
>mean mug them... hard
>see their confusion turn to a fear that they themselves don't understand
>say loudly in the most authoritative voice i have ever used one word, 'Outside.'
>watch as two grown ass men, heads down, shuffle away like children into the night
>bouncers give me the most confused head nod of respect as they follow the two men outside
>everyone still staring at me
>sit back down and drink beer and nod to my friend
>music and merriment resumes
>me at my most alpha as fuck

I don't expect anyone to believe this, i barely believe it myself.
first time posting.
I have a few more stories from when i was a young alpha if interested

>Be me
>Or not, only if you're okay with being me

>>723236498
>360 degrees
That's the same way, autist.

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>>723231086
>be me
>having sex with ex
>he decides to put it in my ass
>"is it in yet?"
>he fumbles around for a while
>finally in
>feel nothing
<"is it good for you, baby?"
>"yeah. sure. good."
>grab phone from nightstand and text my fuckbuddy
>tell him my ex his lousy as fuck, ask to come over
>he arrives in 15 minutes
>ex tries to prevent me from opening the door
>sees my fuckbuddy
>loses his mini boner instantly and starts to cry
>alpha in the house now

I fixed your fantasy, OP. No need to thank.

>>723243764
>being this new

>>723243871
>be me
>be in Navy
>be a skiddie, talk mad shit because I can use backtrack 5 really well
>get referred to OCS for crypto
>develop self replicating worm
>develop program that causes digital sensors to read numbers roughly 10% lower than normal
>mix together
>program is bought by DoD
>5 months later, most of Iran's nuclear centrifuges are broken
>alpha as fuck

>>723243764
found the newfag

>>723234174
Get a gun.

Do what you know ought to be done.

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>>723243764

>>723234174
post a pic of your face faggot

>be me
>shoot roobers in faceface
>alfa as fucc

>>723231086
Shit dick

>see children playing at the park
>sprint up to one and pick him up
>do the old 'child punt shuffle'
>he doesn't go far because he is a child, not a super light football
>sprint back to car
>alpha as heck

>>723231086
You know what uranium is right?

>>723233836
Fucking same

>>723244093
Allah who akbar

>>723239278
KEK

>>723239159
Shit dick karma

>>723239802
fucking faggot

>>723232663
Lurk more faggot

>>723237585
A whole 2 friendz??!1 holy SHIT b/ro

>>723233399
Check'em

>>723241316
Did you burn your dick in the hot grill

>>723241316
Grill fucker

>>723241316
Burnt sausage

>>723234174
How did you get so many to bang you.. were you that good of a talker.. were you tall and like 10 out of 10... both? Just blatant and trying every chance not worryimg what?

>>723241879
The best defence against niggers trying to be thugs is standing up for yourself and being confident

>Be me
>do the alpha
>Turd was money

I once had about ten niggers screaming at me and my friend, can post if anyone is interested

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>>723231086
>be 35 year-old virgin NEET
>wake up at 6pm
>glance at my GBP board
>*gasp*
>momsey raized my Tendies by 5GBP EACH!
>Fucking makin me a bitch boy
>Go online lookin for advice
>I heard Reddit is helpfull
>Crawl through forest of NeckBeards
>Fined haven of the Gods!
>/r/Redpill
>Turns out momsey is just a whore needing an Alpha
>Must sell Beta Bux for RedPills
>Check Momsey's drawers, normie bitch has packets of Control pillz !!!
>Controll pillz will suffice
>Tear open packs swallow every last fucking Control pill
>I AM ALPHA
>I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH
>I AM REDPILL
>Momsey walks in screaming at me, give her knowing smile, punch that bitch in her baby maker
>I AM ALPHA! I continue to shout while beating my chest like a Silverback Gorilla
>Pull out my peepee n slap momsey as she cries salty tears
>Belly is all Rumbly Tumbly, Control pills must be workin
>Start slapping Momsey showing my true dominance, I don't need no GBP I scream in her fucking normie face!!!!
>Black the Fuck out


>Wake up in hospital, stomach freshly pumped now Im hungry as fuck!
>Momsey crying in corner
>MFW nurse gives me pile of chicken tendies...
ALPHA AS FUCK!!

>>723231086
>took a hottie home
>she only wanted to blow me, shying away when I reach up her skirt
>she gives me a topless blowjob, I'm completely naked
>I cum in her mouth, she still stops me from reaching up her skirt
>Something is fishy, I pin her down and strip off her skirt and panties.
>she is a he. Damn, I was never tricked by one before
>he cringes while I open my night stand, expecting to be fag-beaten
>I pull out lube from night stand and flip him over
>grease up his ass and plow it, working on 2nd orgasm
>takes a while, ignore him saying "slow down", "ow", etc.
>I tell him "Shut up shemale, real women usually don't let me ass plow them and I know your kind does it."
>I eventually cum in his ass
>I walk to shower and he says "Could have been nice about it, asshole."
>alpha as fuck

>>723233205
Topkek

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>>723232485
bremen

>Be in highschool band
>first chair trombone ftw
>get bored and decide that today is the day for the fuckery flag to fly high
>teacher everyone hates begins to teach her clas
>freeperiodbitch
>grab tromboner and proudly display it to all who are walking the halls
>school had an amp for brass instruments that was apparently forgotten
>place amp at teacher's door
>quickly yell out "AND HIS NAME IS!..." when teacher begins to talk about Einstein, but was too slow
>"JOHN CEEEENAAAAAAA!"
>played john cena theme at max volume
>almost deafened freshmen, but was too busy showing off my tromboner.
>proudly stride through the hallway dragging amp while holding boner
and I fucking got away with blowing my on tromboner in the middle of the god damn hallway while classes were going on. thank the gods for hated teachers and kind principles.

>Be Me
>Wants sex but she say no
>fuckthatbitch.jpeg
>Grab her and forcefuck, forcefully
>I finish and cum all over her
>Remove hand from dick
>Call her a bitch and spit at her
>Wash hand and dick of spit and jizz
>alpha as fuck

>>723245975
>have gay sex with a man

that's about as alpha as it gets

>>723234102
Greentext some stories if true

>>723232601
There is always a little fish who bites the bait...

>>723246128
had a similar story
>be me
>have 8 inch dick
>go to the middle of local mall and wait til the busiest hour
>unzip
>proudly display erect trombone to entire mall
>get tazed by security
>fucking worth

>>723233836
Go back to fagddit you feminist newfag

>>723246232
I got him to move in. When I'm horny and got no real tail lined up, I just go to his room and bang him. "You are gay, admit it." "Naw, maybe bi because I bang you when no pussy is around. You are just easy fun." "Asshole." "You knew that the night we met and your sissy ass even moved in."

>>723234099
Nothing like fucking with other people's shit because you're a cunt.

>>723232781
someone post the story

>be me
>have sex for the first time at 27 (with a hot ass woman too)
>feel like I'm falling in love, because first time pussy
>we break up
>I cry for a week
>alpha as fuck

>>723240382
top kek

>>723243601
haha awesome dude. I believe you. Go on

>>723245878
lol'd so much. GBP ftw

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>be in thailand on college vacation
>go to ladyboy bar
>ladyboy sits beside me
>within half a second, the ladyboy unzips my pants and has a vice grip on my dick
>not strong enough to forcefully remove ladyboy hand from dick
>idea.jpg
>tickle the ladyboy
>ladyboy instantly lets go and falls back laughing
>toss 200 baht on the table and run out of the bar
>alpha as fuck

I bet none of you have ever tickled another man to get him to let go of your cock, you fucking betas.

>>723234102
Hey quagmire