Okay /b/rothers, I need advice and sometimes you fags say something

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>>723223978
Bumparoo with more porn

ill bump u, m8

i think it is fair to say, that when a girl is out of your league and there is the need from your side to fuck her it is ok to drug her and enjoy your self. (as long as you share the whole fun with your /b/ros)

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>>723224651
Thank you

>>723225180
More or less what I expected

>>723223978
Start talking to her more and strike at least a friendship. Improve what you think are shortcomings, i.e. work out, read more, find something you 2 can talk about.

>>723225533
if you want to judge me feel free to do so, i'm just sharing my honest personal opinion

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>>723225598
I'm not sure how to hang out with her as a friend though. I don't know any of the people in her circle and vise versa

Use the FORD technique to advance from small talk to conversation

Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

After that, maybe exchange numbers and take her out somewhere. the rest is up to you.

>>723225922
Do I go in that order?

>>723225857
Just tell her you want to hang out. It might seem awkward to you but if she says yes then you can keep hanging out with her and see if she's interested in you too.

Don't have any high expectations though.

>>723225857
Just get to know her and her interests. Maybe it's because I'm a massive introvert, I don't really have a circle of friends (many of my friends don't know each other), but if you want to get into her circle, go on an outing with a friend of yours and hers with you two.
>>723226016
it's not required, but do whatever order works for you.

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>>723225598
Good advice. Women like men that are go getters. Dont be a beta ass bitch op. Make your self great. Express interest without all the bullshit pickuplines yolo swag millennial cuckery. Be honest, direct and confident. If shes into you you will reciprocate your interest. If not, fuck her, move on to the next sweet piece of tail. Repeat process until your able to reproduce. Spread dna, perpetuate humanity then die.

>>723226230
Yeah this is sensible. "Hey (girls name) my friend and I are going to (activity), do you want to come along with a friend?

>>723223978
Ask her to get coffee, lunch, hang out or to go to a party. It's not fucking rocket science

>>723226304
edg

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>>723223978
As a 27 year old man who let a girl he REALLY REALLY LOVED get away from him back when I was in school

MAKE A FUCKING MOVE just suck it in quit being a bitch and ask her out and then fucking kiss her or something.

She may say no and then you can be done with your fixation....

OR SHELL SAY YES and then youll be happy.

Tell her to come do drinking games with you guys in the dorm, have her come to a party, take her to a fucking movie

ask. her. out.

>>723226581
This tbh

>>723223978
Just ask her out and have a conversation with her. You can't "make" anyone like you. If you genuinely want to try and be in a relationship with her, stop. You wanna bang her. You don't know if you want to be with her yet, so just have the conversation.

>>723226890
Go for it man. Good luck.

>>723223978
If the woman can derive no benefit from the coupling, no coupling will take place.

She has to get something from you that she can't also get from Chad. And she must know that she can't get that thing without sex.

Example: if she wants emotional support, and you give it to her for free, then she won't give up the sex and just keep fucking Chad. You need to make it clear that you will only trade that benefit for an exclusive relationship.

>>723226890
Don't count on that being romantic interest. But if she's comfortable saying "Hi" at her own will, there's no reason why you shouldn't ask her out

>>723226890
i think if she really makes effort of saying hello to you, there must be something. so go for it

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>>723227061
Wow thanks for being some helpful, guys. I think I might just flat out ask her to get coffee

>>723226890
Go for it bro. But go in remembering to not be a spiteful robot if she rejects you, just remember there are other fish in the sea as corny as that is in the chance that she isn't interested.

>>723227465
lol, don't even sweat it. Just be confident in yourself and don't be afraid to talk to her

>>723223978
Some of these replies are better than others.
You really do need to actually talk with her.
Just remember, don't come off as needy. And humor. It works- really well.
See you two hit it off.

>>723223978
Practice asking out other chicks first.

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>>723227682
This can't be 4chan. Everyone's been helpful and only two people said to rape her.

I have no idea why I'm so into her honestly.

>>723223978
Rape her. You'll get to spend a ton of time with her when you're watching her testify.

You know you can talk to her without asking her out right?

Talk to her once, twice, several times. Hell you may not even like her all that much.

>>723223978
>out of my league
So go for it. Don't be an autist about it, just ask her out on a date. Worst case scenario, you're right and she's out of your league.

>>723228560
She's not THAT out of my leaugue. And I'm usually not an autist. I'm fairly confident actually

>>723228690
If you WERE legitimately confident, you'd have asked her out in the first place. You're either insecure or afraid of the result being negative. Just ask her on a date. "Hey, would you like to go on a date and do/see/go to <x> sometime?"
If she says no, you have your answer and can find a different one. If she says yes, congratulations on your date.

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>>723228240

that ass is heaven. But her waist is photo shopped on the right side. Not well either, crazy aliasing. She's a lot chunkier in the waist than this photo wants you to think.

>>723223978

Ask her out. Make it simple, not forced. Soemthing like "Hey, wanna go for a coffee?" Try the morning or the afternoon. If you ask her for a beer you will be showed ( "Oh, this guy wanna fuck me"). Then, chat some rubbish, I mean, nothing important: Music, Shoes, etc. Skip science or you hentai collection. In the process, try to touch her gentle, relaxed and chill, like touching her hand when you propose something ( "I will like to see you shitposting someday, or, why you dont show me now?). Try to change the topic if is getting boring for something fresh or new ( "Did you see the that x in the news? horrible"). After this, and if it goes well, you can go for a beer. Wait two or three says and ask her. If she rejects you, just forget her. If she rejects your coffee bait, just forget all what I said and look for a sissy.

you asking a girl out who is out of your league shows balls, and at the end of the day girls also have an itch

>>723229086
>girls also have an itch for balls
Jesus fucking Christ my sides... Anon, girls don't just go around scratching dude's balls, or their own. That's not how that works.

/b/ro, old fag here... never worry about a girl being out of your league. Trust me, the more out of your league they are the bigger of a chance you have. The meatheads who hit on the more top notch girls are usually not doing it for them. I cant give specifics on how to approach her - but kinda... just do it. Be cool, dont be pushy, dont be needy. You are genuinely interested... then just act genuinely interested. Dont play like a dick or anything like that. Start with something like 'i was thinking of going to try the new ___ at starbucks' or whatever.... she might say 'oh yeah that looks good... and u say 'wanna come check it out with me' . she might take u up on it just for kicks. if shes not interested at all, she'll say no and you can move on.

>>723223978

next time you see, casually just be like "hey, can I tell you something?" don't be a shy turd in your delivery. of course she'll say yes. then just confidently (no stumbling, looking away, shuffling your feet, playing with your fingers, whatever) say you're attracted to her and want to know if she'd like to go on a date to see if you hit it off. no awkward grey area. just simple facts. you like her. you want a date. she up for finding out? I bet even if she says no she'll regret it and then might end up asking you out later.

>>723229288
fist of all nice dubs HILE
and the point is that girls want man
and owning a healthy pair of balls makes a man

Disregard women, acquire engineering degree.

>>723228954
Okay I'm fairly confident. But I also didn't do it because I don't want to jump the gun

>>723229630
>tfw my mother followed that advice
Awkward...

>>723229662
Carpe diem. Not that you only live once, but that if you never start, you'll never reach any finish line.

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>>723229630
I'm a pure math major.

>>723225857
Any source on this image? looks exactly like a girl I know!

>>723223978

>>/adv/

>>723223978
U should do it with her brah. Then y'all will be close and stuff

>>723223978
Ask her out and quit being a pussy.

If it wasnt for my gf now I'd be fucking bitches right and left in my college.

Benefit of being in the military for 8 years then going to college, you're not emasculated and actually have the balls to be a fucking man.

>>723223978
let her decide that she's out of your league, stop cucking yourself

you have nothing to lose, so quit being a faggot and do it

>>723223978
Jesus, say hi, stop her, ask her to coffee, drinks, fucking something, just stop being a pussy...

source - oldfag that still gets plenty of women

Lie. It's really that simple. I have a pretty strong moral compass but not strong enough to keep me away from pussy when I want it.

I don't mean make up total bullshit about yourself, but certainly stretch the truth. 99% of women want the exact same things. To be treated nicely, to have a good, playful time, and not to think too much. Strike up an easy going conversation. Invite her out to a club. Get high, drink. Dance. Take her away from club atmosphere, enjoy a quick bite where you "get to know eachother". And make a move. If she doesn't put out. She will. She will be infatuated. Which is all it takes.

The keepers are the crazy weird ones.

>>723236784
>>723236838
>>723236895
>>723236960

Well normally I'd do that. I'm not completely beta. But in this case I'm actually into her so I want to maximize my chances when I ask.

Otherwise I'd just be forward and not give a fuck.

>>723236784
What branch?

Looking into OCS right now. Haven't spoken to recruiters but leaning towards Navy. What's a good job for someone with a college degree in Economics who is decently fit by military standards?

>>723236784
fellow oldfag here and I can say this is QTF. Having the balls to be a man is the key.

>>723237178
you maximize your chances by being forward and not giving a fuck.....that's your protip of the day

Just ask to hang out, don't blow it all by asking her to watch a movie at your place. Start with a public hang out and just read the situation. She's obviously going to say yes if she's making an effort to say hi to you. Since you don't know too much about her ask her how her day was and what she's up to. 9/10 women arent going to make the first move, thats for you. Life will go on if you get rejected or if she has a boyfriend. Women love confidence.

>>723224350
Sauce fucking sauce that girl is gorgeous.

>>723225598
>Outta his league
>Friend zone behavior

He's already said he's a beta no way he can be alpha while attempting to get to know and fuck a chick without falling in there.

>>723223978
>in my dorm

just do some generic college bullshit, anon. go get that bitch a frappuccino and watch donnie darko on your macbook pro or some shit.

>>723237565
Her name is Cherry Crush, it says it right there in the gif. She does porn, obviously, she also has a YouTube channel if I'm not mistaken. That's on you to find though.

>>723228994

>Mind blown

Dude, I always thought she had fat arms too, now it makes sense.

Forget trying to bang this chick and focus on school. No one in a job interview will ask you how many chicks you fucked.

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>>723237594
I have no problem asking women out right off the bat. That's how I meet every fuck buddy I've ever had. All I'm saying is I'm not sure that's the best approach, you pleb.

It seems everyone agrees I should casually invite her to hang out. Nothing to forward but not pussying out.

>>723223978

just talk to her make her feel sexy then once she's comfortable around you make a move. It's that simple. Either she's into or she's not. If she is, great, if not, onto the next one.

Pull down her panties and start spanking her if she asks you to stop she doesn't like you if she doesn't then you win! Also tape it the whole thing.

'coffee and a drinkywinky at a sports bar,whatsay?'

write it out on a fridge stickum note paper hand it to her

>>723238072
hello friend
i am having the same issue with a girl i met at the faculty

I have NOTHING in common with her other than she works at the faculty, i study at the faculty, BUT

everytime she sees me she smiles or just stares, i eventually introduced myself and she does the same as your lady, she says hi with a smile and an extremely soft voice

so like you, i have to grow the balls to just go in for the kill and ask her to hang out, i will invite her for a coffee, at the faculty of course

it's all about making her feel safe and comfortable while still making it look/feel like a date

so try it, try to catch her in a safe place for her and just ask her out, i know i will do that this week soooo

good luck to both of us

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>>723238353
Same advice fir you sir.

>>723226890
source

lower your standards

>>723237657
Lol

>>723223978
You'd be surprised with girls. Let her be the judge of if she is out of your league don't put yourself down before. Ever wonder some random ugly dudes in college have hot girlfriends, even when there a broke ass bum. You'd be surprised what a girl think is in her league, because they all have such low self esteem.

Just ask her out in a straightforward way. AND DONT BE AWKWARD, EYE TO EYE CONTACT

>>723223978
Ask her out, you faggot. Literally this is it. Be clean, polite, and interesting, and if she's interested, she'll bite. If not, find someone else.

>>723238655
>they all have such low self esteem
This.

If you can be interesting and not creepy, get drunk with her, and she'll probably fuck you.

Just ask her out, be yourself and you wil be fine.

>>723225261
who is this?

>>723238797
>Ask her out, you faggot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT DO THIS. IT'S COLLEGE. YOU HAVE DRINKS; ASKING OUT IS TOO FORMAL

>>723238353
You do it bruh. The longer you take the harder it gets.

>>723223978
So the best thing you can do is see if you can easily get under her skin. If so easy game, if not play it off as you trying to break the ice. Don't over compliment, and don't be too nice and considerate, she gotta work for that.

>>723238929
>>723225261
same question

>>723239023
And if she goes compliment hunting. Don't. Don't laugh at her, don't be rude, but show in your facial expressions that it isn't you that is being judged, it is them. That is how you play the lady game.

>>723223978
you can't. just face it. you're asking a bunch of anonymous losers how it is to go on about your goal. think about it dude. you already can't. you know she's out of your league. either move up leagues or hook up with girls in your own league. girls will fuck up or across, never down. pro-tip: w/ enough money, you could've had her

>>723239023
Yea, Over complimenting does mess with women and think they're some kinda holy grail or some shit.

>>723223978
6 year dating coach here. i ran across this article and liked it:
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
Does a great job summarizing your question
>>723238929
>>723239038
Kaho Shibuya.

>>723225922
this is literally the gayest shit i have ever seen and sounds like its use is replete w/ normie faggots. op if ur shit at life, do what this anon is saying, christ

>>723239023
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>>723239195
The best one is stopping yourself from laughing expression. Best thing you can do, and after that you just have to only give a tiny bit at a time. Trust me, with those tactics you will get a date. Don't go beta after you start setting up for the pounce.

>>723239209
Thanks.

>>723226890
yeah fuck OP's problems, what's the sauce on this?

>>723225857
Ask her to study sometime, build it from there. Tough to hook up with random girls in college outside of a party/social scene. So you gotta create the social scene.

If she's at all into you, which is the only way you guys might hook up, ask her to do something with you that's small like study or some shit. If it goes ok ask her again, but next time be like, you wanna catch a movie after?

>>723227034
>>723239720
THEESE MY NEGRO

>>723239287
this

>>723225857
who's this?????

>>723223978
gay

>>723223978
there is no mystery OP, just ask her out, if she says yes then don't be a shit, and if she says no then it's a no

she will ether like you or she wont, ask her if she wants to hangout if she says no start up conversations for a week or two and see if she keeps them, then ask her if she want to hang again if she says no move on.

>>723223978
"Hey, do you wanna go grab a coffee sometime?

don't go into it with the end goal of hooking up. if you genuinely like this girl and aren't just trying to nut in her your best bet will be to try and just hang out with her as friends. go get food or some bullshit but at least get your foot in the door. talk to her and learn more about her and get a feel for if she remotely takes a liking to you. don't just try and dive in because as soon as she knows she can have you it ruins the game for her and you come off as a creep. she doesn't have to try. you have to establish that there is a reason she will want to come back to you and most of the time that starts with just being someone fun to hang out with. if she friendzones you don't be a bitch just move on. shit will come naturally if it's meant to. just don't be a tool

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>>723238044
Stop being so closed minded. What if the dude wants to be a porn star one day

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>>723241745
OP. This.
Pic unrelated.