ATTENTION ALL ANONS
FBI here.
Please answer the following question: are you a pedophile?
>>723222568
No sir
Am I under oath?
>>723222568
No, I'm a pedometer.
Depends if were talking about U.K. law or American law
>>723222568
Lets make this more interesting.
Singles - youre free to go
Dubs- Pedophile
Trips- Pull a gun and shoot him
Quads- You kill him and take his job, asking other anons if their pedophiles
Pents- god
>>723223814
>implying law and identification can be/mean the same.
>>723223877
>dubs
take a seat over there anon
>>723223877
You sure about that?
>>723223877
>77
Gotcha.
>>723223877
...shit
>>723223877
i'm no pedo officer
nah
Problem sir? Just trying to eat this fortune cookie
>>723224100
Double shit
>>723223877
;^)
>>723224100
Sweet fuckin jesus. Can we go for 3?
>>723224088
You too Jared Fogle
>>723223877
>>723224088
Damn pedos
No.
No sir-eeno
>>723225199
I always knew he was a pedo.
>>723225199
what did you do to rodd and todd, ned?
do you think comey acted the way he did with clinton because of blowback from the questionable tactics used for investigating terrorism in regards to muslims?
>>723222568
negative.
i'm N2D !
oh !
shit !
porn
navoizat
>>723225796
yes. yes i am
No sir im no pedo now where are the children?
>>723222568
Depends on how old she is.
>>723227666
OH SHIT THE FBI DUDE WAS SHOT TIME TO GO RAPE SOME CHILDREN
>>723227666
Checked. Satanic trips confirms.
>>723227999
>>723227999
Checked also fbi guy got shot again
>>723228155
Fuck im a pedo
>>723227999
shit man I already killed him you can stop now
>>723227666
>>723227999
69
>>723228322
Want a popsicle?
>>723227999
jesus christ
Get thread?
nigger
>>723228334
>kendrick lamar
kek
I am just a friendly priest, no pedo
>>723228967
whew, that was a close one
rytyyvgvhfgbhfgdssb
>>723223877
Rolling
No, I'm a hebophiliac. I am sexually attracted to twinks with low amounts of factor VIII.
>>723223877
My peeeenus weeenus
>>723229388
Pedo faggot.
vicente salucci from chile its a pedophile
>>723223877
I am not caballero
no i'm not a pedo, you want a candy , britney?
>>723229488
Irony
stradild
if I say yes. can we stop at dairy queen when we go to prison?
>>723223877
no sir
>>723223877
ROLL
>>723231854
Well shit
>>723223877
Let me just get my gun here
>>723223877
I have nothing to hide
>>723231969
what a fail
Kiwi
>>723223877
Rollin'
>>723223877
Pew pew
>>723223877
nope
>>723223877
roll
>>723232677
rip
>>723222568
>>>/pol/
Milo's band of pedophiles are over there, go get em
God here
>>723223877
Whatchu gonna do about it?
No but Milo is
Easy officer
No sir
Ez
>>723222568
Absolutely not
>>723222568
Yes. I like them while they are still sperm
Also I am you.
>>723222568
no sirree
>>723223877
Roll
fuck the feds
>>723222568
Convicted? No.
>>723222568
These dubs say im not
>>723222568
Rollerino~
>>723222568
Nobody has arrested me yet, so I guess not.
only when it comes to anime
>>723222568
oh no sir! Id never do dat
I do not speak to members of the law enforcement community weather they be local county state or federal without my lawyer present.
>Closes door
>>723222568
Look man i do get what you are asking me, but is it a real question? I mean do i like children? yes, like most people! Do i like porn? yes, again like most people do, but do i like butter? Oh boy, like hell i do.
Gotta make this a quick roll im going to church to preech
I AINT A PEDO
N2D here
>>723223877
Roll
Rick roll
>>723222568
yes
No.
>>723222568
Pedro ?
Son is you Mexican do you mean paedophile.
?What's a Pedofile ?
>>723222568
no sir, i promise sir. she said she is 'working' at the kindergarten
Seriously cunts what's a PEDOPHILE ?
The only thing it Paedophile
Haw haw
>>723222568
why do you ask sir?
im sure i erased all theevidence
Nope
here is my badge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9kCAEoKVM
>>723222568
Well...I fucked your dad and he's a little bitch...so....yeah...
Nope, just your ordinary pre-k teacher here.
>>723223877
Roll
>>723222568
What's you definition of pedophile? Like is finding underage teen girls attractive, but not sexing them up with your eyes pedo?
>>723222568
Yes.... I am a non practicing pedo... whatcha gonna do bout it LEO Fag?
>>723223877
>>723222568
a pedophile?! HAHA no sir..
>hides lolis in basement
>>723223877
Im not like you, check m
>>723223877
I DINDU NUTTIN
>>723223877
Pedo van with no pedo shit
>>723222568
Only if you are one too
>>723223877
bang bang
>>723223877
Ill roll for pedo-Jesus
>>723223877
rollerino
nothing to see here
Pussy fart
Fucka you copper
Noap
>>723222568
Yes i am not, but i never have been
>>723223877
I wanna fuck small girls.
If pedophile means I enjoy having sexual intercourse with adult aged women, then yes.
>>723222568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFAF0j3ZyiE
>>723223877
oh shit nigger
>>723223877
RORRING.
everyone that said yes is reported
No, I hate feet.
>>723227999
>>723227666
UPSIDE DOWN SATANIC TRIPS CONFIRMS SATANIC TRIPS
>>723238444
Cop shot again
Yes, I love children. Who doesn't?
She 12 I'm 12 that's the rule
>>723223877
Rolll
>>723222568
Yes
Nigger
>>723223877
Rorring
>>723222568
nah
>>723222568
Good luck, I'm behind 9 proxys
>>723223877
I'll roll, hope I'm not like you anon.
>>723223877
Roll, hope I'm not like you anon.
>>723223877
I dindu nuffin
>>723241611
oh.
They say that 9 out of 10 people live near a pedophile. Not me though, my only neighbor is a sexy 10 year old.
>>723223877
roll for bluff(singles)
i like dick
>>723227666
>>723227999
How is this even possible
Uh, that's a negative.
>>723241789
ebin meme magic :^)
>>723223877
yes ima pedo
>>723223877
rolling for pents
>>723223877
Easy
lol dunno
>>723223877
Cartoons aren't real
This was just on pol like an hour ago...just saying
>>723223877
Check'em
>>723223877
No pedo here sir
pents
>>723223877
roll
I'm no pedo
>>723223877
pls
>>723244766
ffs
>>723223877
Roll
>>723223877
Rollo
>>723222568
I was when I was a kid. I was always attracted to people my age. Does that count?
>>723223877
rollan
if pedo, gonna rape neighbor's 3yo tonight
Not if I live in Pakistan