Sup faggots. I hate every single one of you. I've got a

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Sup faggots. I hate every single one of you. I've got a 77-inch flaccid dick and an average day goes something like this.
Wake up at 6 AM to two supermodels sucking my cock, they beg me to fuck them - but I've got stuff to do. I skip the shower because my pores naturally emit pheromones and the manliest cologne possible. I triple back flip into my 2020 Lamborghini Murcielago (I've got connections) which travels 500 mph to the gym. In the gym I start my daily 32 hour work-out, run 5000 miles, bench 9000 KG, the usual. When I leave my pheromones become the strongest and I am swarmed by every woman within a 15 mile radius, each of them beg for my ejaculate. I oblige and spunk thousands of gallons of the most fertile seamen possible straight up into the air, all the women lay on their backs and hold their vaginas open to catch my seed and bear my children. I fly (I can fly) back to the vehicle dealership (who wants to use a used car?) and purchase a Saturn V rocket with command module and lunar lander (I forgot to mention, I'm a part time astronaut and have a 25 million square foot luxurious palace on the moon). From my moon base I receive calls from all the world leader's wives asking me to impregnate them multiple times - they tell me this will bring about world peace. Knowing this to be true, I walk outside my moon base, face right at the Earth and, using my naked eyes's telescopic intergalactic focusing abilities, look for these exact women and ejaculate straight up in to space at supersonic speeds with pinpoint accuracy and precision. The space seamen rains down upon the Earth, causing all of the world leader's wives to become pregnant, this brings about everlasting peace and the dawn of a new era of man. I return to Earth and sleep, ready for another day.