Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723210154
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
i love circlejerks tbh :o
>>723213895
Are you the guy that was spamming the last thread with smiling girls? Or is that a different guy?
>>723213962
>2016+1
>not enjoying hardcore dog vagina insertion
>>723213920
get the fuck off /b/ faggot
these threads are cancer
>>723213920
Cute Kyouko~
>>723213555
Oh. Thanks for giving me a pointless answer, that's really helpful.
>>723213665
I slightly miss Prinz, making threads hugboxes since 03/16.
>>723213920
is that a fucking ice cream cock?
>>723214116
I like how the dog fucker thinks he knows these threads, then just proves he really doesn't everytime he posts :o
>>723212619
Im not too sure. As much as I can tolerate.
>>723214116
You sound like you'd be a great addition to the discord server.
Best girls
Claim
no, that was alice
>>723214133
murica timezone i presume
i miss chino :(
>>723214248
ayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>723214260
sleep old man :o
>>723214230
At 7 it stops getting harder, sadly
Kanna Kamui claimed!
House it going guys?!
>>723214237
>>723211646
my waifu
>>723214333
No -_-
>>723214190
lewd.
>>723214228
Not really. I'm relatively new. I just see the same guy spamming quite a lot whenever I join them, whether I made them or someone else did.
>>723214133
Sorry I can't be more helpful.
>>723214354
Going so great man. Really cool. I might get high and draw soon.
>>723214424
I'm more into feral than s/fur though.
>>723214442
Wow she has such a feminine penis.
God the 2 years i was away.....
So much has changed
The daww is now feels
The you raff you ruse is now just ylyl
The desu and puddi are now a thing of the past.
No more habbo
No more tripfags
No more....
Rickrolling............
Oh how the mighty have fallen
BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>723214228
I want you to teach me everything about the threads.
My first question would be, why is OP such a flaming faggot?
Claimed
waifus knotted by doges
>>723214333
True, just remembered that last time I woke up early and checked thread there was some rp going on around 7-8am CST.
>>723214541
No bully the Kyouko.
>>723214333
AYAYA!
I'm going to bed now, goodnight
>>723214043
0/10
>>723214133
7/10
>>723214190
7/10
>>723214230
6/10
>>723214248
7/10
>>723214260
8/10
>>723214350
8/10
>>723214354
5/10
>>723214484
10/10
>>723214541
7/10
>>723214604
8/10
Okay thread
Heading to class now, baibai!
What's with the random dog porn lol. Nothing wrong with it of course.
>>723214518
God I miss Space Ghost.
Adult Swim is trash now.
>>723214541
The first rule is don't become another fake Tomoko claimer. There can be only one.
>>723214494
Making psychedelic drawings?
Doing drugs are bad, in my opinion, Anon-kun!
Be careful!
>>723214541
he's a fancy spic :o
>>723214643
night
here
here.
>>723214707
Yeah sort of, and stupid theories from the future.
>>723214703
Bye dude hope it goes well.
>>723214494
I was meaning more like the :o faces and stuff, it's not just one person who posts them
>>723214541
Idk :o
here
>>723214541
"Ruru <3 :heart:"
>>723214851
*sip*
how much?
>>723214931
Well I figured it was the guy who posts the smiling girls a lot. Like a lot of different cartoon girls smiling.
>>723214965
who
>>723214965
Wow is that chara?
>>723214541
Ruri a cute!
>>723215045
Ooh!
Kasumi is also really cute!
Claim
>>723215045
there's at least 5 different people who use ":o" and "-_-"
>>723215121
That's one of them, there's at least 3 more :o
>>723215055
Not for sale
>>723215237
hello o:
who is this?
im tsuklasa btw o:
>tfw someone posted your waifu being fucked by a dog
Why is the world so vile?
>>723215205
Oh Hey it's the other lewd guy~
>>723215255
ok :o
>>723215278
slachi :o
>>723215253
Yes it's a team of spammers.
>>723215237
*_*
>>723215255
Can I borrow this girl
>>723215315
For the greater good
>>723215370
There isn't that much spam -_-
>>723215412
no
>>723215541
c-come on
>>723215370
They're shitposters, not spammers.
claimed
>>723215315
Dogs are great. How's that a bad thing?
>>723215539
Of course there is
©_©
>>723215583
Yes that's what I meant.
>>723215562
they are mine
>>723215538
It was only a matter of time.
>>723215629
Only really when the thread is moving too slow
>>723215705
is there multiple of her? :o
>>723215538
tomoko needs that fat doggy dick.
>>723215481
explain.
>>723215599
kawaii
>>723215629
waifus are not for knotting.
>>723215781
But most people leave when they see it which is why they start moving slow.
Don't you notice that people start leaving just as the spam begins?
I sometimes take a break and come back if there's an excessive amount. A little is fine but if I see 3/4 of the thread page of it then I just come back.
>>723215705
>Pats
>>723215742
Makes me feel bad for Tomoko.
>>723215915
dont want pats
>>723216009
Coffee?
~Uzume
>>723215781
By the way, there's a poster counter at the bottom of the thread.
It goes down when the spam starts. You can check it yourself.
>>723215915
Tomoko loves it a lot it looks like. >>723215791
is correct
>>723216009
you want knots
>>723215907
But if it's running slow before then it doesn't really matter during or after the spam
>>723216074
It's at the top for me but ok
>>723216192
What I'm saying is it drives people away.
It's both the top and the bottom.
>It goes down when the spam starts. You can check it yourself.
No it doesn't.
It counts the total number of IP's that have posted in the thread, it can't go down
>>723216073
sounds very good yes.
>>723216102
no
>>723216307
Oh I see.
Well I notice less people post when the spam starts. It devolves into a circlejerk between 2-3 people.
>>723216074
wait you mean it shows up when someone is viewing thread and goes down? i thought it only went up when a new anon starts posting.
>>723216411
No my mistake I think he's right about that.
>>723216271
But there wouldn't be many people to drive away anyway, and when it's over we get a new thread and the people return to normal
>>723216411
see >>723216307
dogfucker has no idea about how anything works
>>723216098
Lewding others waifu shouldn't be a thing.
>>723216345
I can only make Moka coffee though, hope you still like it~
we need more tomoko taking doggy dick
What have I done
>>723216506
Yes. Good thing these threads are basically eternal.
>>723216515
You might be right sir.
>>723216683
i don't know, what have you done? :o
>>723216683
What have you done?
>>723216756
>>723216761
hivemind
>>723216739
So you agree with me? :o
>>723216597
I dont know. I normally just make things from a coffee machine.
>>723216620
no we dont
dogfucker has some decency, he can admit when he gets something wrong unlike a lot of others.
>>723216756
>>723216761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJNEZPm-pQ
>>723216879
yes we do, it suddenly made your waifu really fappable.
>>723216917
what have you done? :o
>>723216879
Look it up. Basically it's like a midway between American coffee and espresso. Not too much watery though~
>>723216914
He just has to admit he's wrong more often than others
>>723216823
I think so.
Yes, probably. Yes.
>>723216914
Hey thanks. I like learning new things and half of that requires being wrong about old things.
>>723216879
>coffee machine
I envy you. No coffee machine here so I make it the old fashioned way with boiled water and a filter like a ghetto motherfucker.
Still no cider either so I'm kind of at a loss right now. All I got is what I scraped from my bong.
Why the fuck isn't weed legal everywhere yet? I want to go into a 7/11 and buy some Northern Lights.
>>723216917
What did he do?
>>723217182
What did thou commit?
>>723217113
that seems weird. It may be good
>>723217182
Buy one?
>>723216914
as much decency as you can have for someone who thinks that dogs are always asking for it
>>723217409
what have u done?
>>723217182
>Cider
>not honey mead
Its like you're not even trying lmao
I miss the old threads
start the next thread with the tomoko dog fucking pic if you cant give more
>>723217491
Maybe I should. I have so much high end coffee just laying around from various dumpster dives.
I gave most of it to my family.
I'd also need a coffee bean grinder. Some of it's still in bean form.
>>723217579
Not always dude. Just when they want it. But there's 4 of them and one of me so at least one tends to be in the mood at any given moment.
>>723217677
Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
>>723217579
at least hes not muslim :o
Claiming best girl
>>723217491
It's a nice type of coffee~
I do recommend trying it c:
>>723217682
That's a pointless status.
you said they always want it -_-
>>723217682
me too:
>>723217745
Honey mead is delicious
>dumpster diving
How much more degenerate can you get?
>>723217755
I'm sorry
>>723217850
Not they always want it, but at least one wants it at any given moment. And when you get started with one, it makes the others want to too.
I really still don't get why so many people are against bestiality. Not like it hurts them or anyone else.
>>723214541
Rude.
>>723217922
Any good brands you'd recommend? Honey mead sounds like the kind of drink I would like.
Also dumpster diving means thousand of dollars in free food. Thousands worth in canned food still sitting in my basement.
I mean, how do you even plan to survive a nuclear/zombie apocalypse without dumpster diving?
>>723217831
it's just an opinion
>>723217850
kid -_-
>>723218083
lol
have you fucked oreo yet?
>>723217940
That armor will do nothing to defend him from gunfire, it will just slow him down
>>723218078
Sorry, I don't like to eat stuff that someone threw away. Dumpster diving is ONLY okay in a zombie apocalypse.
I like my food fresh from the store.
>>723218214
Tbh he needs plates so the bullets richochet off of him
>>723218214
How else would you have me dressed to retake the holy land?.
>>723218083
Missing something isn't an opinion but a statement.
>>723218267
Well most of the food I find is still good for 3+ years or more. I mean, it's got a metal or plastic container to protect it.
Why buy food for hundreds of dollars when you can get $500+ in a single night of dumpster diving? The only thing you can't get is meat. Everything else is fair game.
>>723218372
if I said blue is my favorite color, it's both
>>723218172
I just fed him
claimed
>>723218431
I only eat meat...
Mostly raw.
Also fresh food like vegetables and fruit arent thrown away until they rot.
>>723218642
now fuck him -_-
>>723218659
:o
>>723218698
do you eat pork?
>>723218716
Hi :o
>>723218729
Hi :o
where did the guy posting the waifus with dogs go?
>>723218076
It's alright! You wouldn't make me do something crazy, like apologizing, or anything like that!
It'll be okay!
>>723218846
hi yuieye :o
>>723218903
hopefully off a bridge
>>723218776
Yes.
Why?
Also I sometimes I use this thing where you put it in citric acid and it "cooks" it.
>>723219043
post the lost hairdryer gif :o
>>723219145
>>723218698
I constantly see very fresh organic fruits and veggies thrown out.
They're usually thrown out because of laziness. Why spot check every single tomato when you can just toss them all and refill the shelf with a new shipment?
I used to work at an organic food store so I know exactly how they work. It always made me angry how much exxpensive fresh food they just throw away.
claiiiiim
>>723218978
>>723219145
>>723219305
Please stop spamming emoticons.
One emoticon in every post isn't spamming them -_-
>>723219325
Patches
>>723219325
gay sucks dick patches? :o
:o
>>723219478
yes it is :o
>>723219519
Hello friendly friend!
I don't think I asked how your day went?
>>723218907
Damn, you're pretty good.
Fine. You win this one. But I might steal a hug from you later.
>>723219620
Its been nice and relaxed. Going to have some spaghetti for dinner in a bit.
>>723219620
oh shit looks like your spamming them now xd
>>723219608
interesting art :o
>>723219760
Its from the manga :o
>>723214161
Is that your waifu's penmanship? Disgraceful.
>>723219812
how does a anime based on music work in manga? :o
God I wish that were me
>>723219981
It definitely doesn't work as well, but it focuses even more on shenanigans.
>>723220080
You want to die from exposure?
>>723219748
Well that's nice... relaxing is always good. As is spaghetti :P Red sauce?
I know we talked about For Honor before, but I'm actually thinking of getting it now... what's your favorite class/faction? They all look pretty interesting...
>>723219760
ecks dee
dash underscore dash
>>723220080
you want to die by not being able to find shelter? :o
>>723220197
so it's more of just a moe? :o
>>723219629
I tend to try my best, thank you.
I'm sorry Vigil, but you never stood a real chance.
>But I might steal a hug from you later.
Well.. Sounds fair, but we should try to make it a bit less one-sided.
You can have a hug as long as you make sure to give Shiki a hug as well.
His back has been hurting, but he'll probably appreciate it.
>>723220218
>>723220290
No from acid rain.
>>723220290
Yes.
It is moe slice of life with music too
where is the artistic value in moe anime?
>>723220593
Cute girls
>>723220285
suck a dick -_-
>>723220389
ok
>>723220526
:o
>>723220593
cute animu girls doing things
>>723220697
>ok
This offends me.
>>723220285
Yeah some Pragu I think. There is also some garlic bread too. I fight for the Samurai of course and you arent restrained to a groups classes if you pick them. Samurai can play as knights and vikings if they want. My favorite class is Nobushi and Lawbringer is my second.
>>723220730
oki doki loki
>>723220886
>>723220730
why?
>>723220896
nice pic :o
>>723220697
only if you do robbie :o
>>723220869
Sounds delish :P
Yeah, I saw something about that. What does your faction actually do? Is it just a tag or whatever?
Oooh, Lawbringer looked really fun. Super badass... What do you think of Peacekeeper? She looks like my kind of playstyle maybe
>Oldfags face when
>>723221944
B-but Mikan
>>723213920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9fvFFutlIw
>>723221291
There is a faction war. They are lands and you get points after rounds to spend in this war defending lands or attacking. At the end of the war the winners will be awarded prizes and losers will get some too. The peacekeeper is light and fast you just need to get a hang of the reflex blocking parrying and the hardest thing deflecting.
>>723220330
>You can have a hug as long as you make sure to give Shiki a hug as well.
I don't need permission, Ruru.
>>723222648
Hi Yuuki :)
>>723222233
Ahhh, fun. So it's kinda like the season in other games?
Yeah, that seems to be the thing about her... her execution shank thing in particular is really cool. Deflection?
>>723221625
:o
>>723222547
:o
>>723222886
Hey Yui! How's it going?
>>723222648
How's it going?
>>723223126
:O
>>723223211
Good, and you?
>>723223289
Ohayo
>>723223126
Yeah kinda like that. She does have some pretty devastating things to get hit by. So deflection is like a better parry almost. You have to block and dodge in the direction of the attack and the reward is a free hit with bleed on it.
>>723223289
Can't complain, ate some fried chicken, watched some JoJo's...now I'm in chill mode for the evening. You?
>>723223366
See above, just relaxing!
>>723223598
that's good :)
I'm reading some manga.
>>723223366
>triple double
今晩は, up to much this evening?
>>723223598
Tasty dinner from the Mrs, and a heavy workout. Once I finish printing out these tax documents it'll be time to chill for the evening.
>>723223977
Nice, what manga? I read A Silent Voice not too long ago and loved the whole thing, highly recommend it.
>>723224009
Speaking of heavy workout, I'm gonna go to the gym for a bit. Guess I'll figure out what I'm doing when I get there!
>>723224009
Just reading a tad bit before bed.
:o sounds like a busy night for you.
>>723224310
Uzumaki :o
I like it so far
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ritsu/Elle from the official waifu discord, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Battleaxe? I mean,I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Diana “my 14th personality hehe xd”
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was completely autistic in highschool, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's in my safe space autistic class, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>723224310
Feels good to do absolutely nothing and relax after one. Have fun!
>>723224315
Not too bad, most of the remaining documents are for the investment accounts, and a couple for the mortgage. After that it'll be a matter of seeing if I gotta pay anything back, or get a decent return.
Reading is quite nice before bed, as is listening to some music.
>>723222280
Of course you don't need it, you do get along really well with Shiki!
He seems to have been doing poorly lately, he's got stitches on his back and everything..
I was hoping that you could give him his hugs and help cheering him up!
>>723224728
killa queen claim'd
>>723224883
Oh, you. I wasn't referring to Shiki, but you're right, he wouldn't mind.
Does he? I didn't know. What happened?
DRAMA
>claiming
Evening everyone
>>723225978
post lewds
>>723226236
You first tbh
>>723226092
Yukon?
>>723225978
What's happening again?
>>723225938
Oh.. I guess I got it mixed up, I'm sorry!
If that was meant for me, then I'm sorry to disappoint, but you do, in fact, need permission.
Stock could get angry, and I don't think you'd like to see him while he's angry.
>Does he? I didn't know. What happened?
W-well, Shiki wanted to get one of his birthmarks removed, so he went to the doctor, got two stitches on his back, and it has been hurting since then.
>>723226346
Newish Taiga poster, Yukon does not ring a bell.
>>723226346
If you don't mind husbandos
>>723226428
Nothing too big, just a few more elle/ritsu memes about his face reveal, and his multiple personalities. Also, a new meme has come about involving a story where he claims his family has a viking axe that they use to kill people with.
Also, some small skirmishes in the discord, a few people are telling cirno that he is autistic and writing graphic erotic fiction about it.
>>723226453
Now, why would Stock get angry over such a small thing?
Oh, I see. That's a shame. Okay then, I'll see what I can do to help cheer him up.
>>723226769
There's a Canadian Taiga claimer, and I like to tease him by calling him Yukon. Sorry for the mix-up.
>>723226868
Hmmm, not quite sure that is an even trade.
he's mine. Is HOSbando (leviósa) not Husbando (leviosá)... never gets old XDDD
>>723226967
Hugs are a serious deal, and let's not even get started on cuddles. I'm sure he'd be super jealous!
It is, indeed, but it seems like he hasn't been responding for about an hour or so, he might be sleeping, so we should make sure to check on him tomorrow.
Speaking of which, Stocking is also going to sleep.
Do you, by any chance, feel tired yet?
>>723227104
Are you jewing me?