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gayfu claiming thread the rules are very simple b gay post gay

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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gayfu claiming thread
the rules are very simple
b gay
post gay shit
act like faggots
dont post your irl ass nobody wants to see that shit
dont post porn
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Howl pls
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i claim david gilmour
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I wish it wasnt raining.
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I wish it didn't stop raining.
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im ready for my daily injection of unfiltered positivity, caring, and acceptance
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>>723210973
Keep Yourself Safe, boy :)
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>tfw no incineroar BF
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>>723210973
Eat a fucking dick, assclown
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>>723211102
oi, apparently the star doesn't carry over.
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>liking manlet kittens
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>>723210973
wholesome drugs!
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Dude he's fucking jacked but still cute as hell
Don't even think for a second this catto can be beat.
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>>723211315
How about taking a nice hot bath with some warm chicken noodle soup?
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>>723211409
Robinhoot always better than punchcate
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>>723211862
>>723211728
fugg
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>>723211102

i never leave my house, cowering in fear

>>723211315

i am quite mediocre at sucking cock

>>723211666

if i had some i'd ingest them
ill probably buy a half with my tax return
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claimed
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>>723211839
t--tt-thanks anon
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>>723211894
>200% smug
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>>723211948
I don't believe you, starboy
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>>723211666
Post porn.
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>>723212101
only smugleaf can triple digit smug, you know that.
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>>723212101
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>>723211948
Woo! smelling some nose beers!

>>723212122
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Face it, no other pecs can compare.
Give up your bad opinions already.

>>723212256
That's sass.
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all due respects, but mugen's the only ana to my heart

>>723212107

ah im a big fan of the weakened, a christian metal group

>>723212308

i don't know what that is
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>>723211948
>i am quite mediocre at sucking cock
I dont believe it
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>>723212342
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>>723212364
srsly tho what is that name
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>>723212364
i dont either, isnt it just shaking beers and trying to snort the foam that runs out?
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>>723212342
there's more where that came from
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>>723212308
Just got back from taking the cat to the vet. She's got feline acne on her chin and otherwise is fine. Pissed, but fine.
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>>723212444
You are but a mere mortal.
>>723212506
Whoever thought that haircut was a good idea needs to be shot.
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>>723212564
that was uncalled for
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>>723212668
I'm sorry. I just can't stop hating it.
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>>723212757
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entertain me.
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>>723212364
can you even claim jeordie if he's in a relationship with bethany? i think so. but that's not why i claimed faris
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I have osteoporosis.

>>723212832
I remember the times when you posted things that weren't bowl cuts.
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>>723212561
boring, thats not very cat of your cat
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>No porn.
I think that's legitimately 98% of my images.
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>>723212953
dogs > katias.
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>>723213014
is that so
like what
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>>723213085
dont insult me
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>>723213029
She weighs 10 pounds.

>>723213040
Katia is tsundere for camwhore butts.
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>>723213188
Im stating fact tho?
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>>723213417
wrong.
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Jump down and then say some fuckin gay shit.

>>723213155
I don't know.
Some gay shit.
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>>723213346
i think your cat is proud of the acne
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>>723213461
literally how?
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>>723213488
you're covering a lot of bases
cus i posted a ton of shit during my time here
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>>723213346
I don't know what you're implying.
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>>723213566
cats are better.
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Niggerfaggot.

>>723213571
Now you're talking my language.
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I'm claiming vuk.
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>>723213603
Im allergic to 100% of cats and non 100 but non 0 % of dogs
so dogs better
>>723213683
woah, it's been a while since Ive seen someone avatar with furs from that comic
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>>723213683
>housepets
i c k
my paulo folder needs some dusting off
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dibs on Satan
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>>723213746
oh my fucking god this movie
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>>723213771
Fucking Bittersweet was the biggest piece of shit. It wasn't entertaining in the slightest.
>>723213753
It's throwback time.
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>>723212487

just a funny guy casting a love heart spell

>>723212501

i do not know

>>723212564

ah i keep it to minimum levels of grotesqueness
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>>723213979
i didn't read it
i only have this folder because Barry posted one of the characters from the comic.
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>>723208161
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>>723213603
That's far more adorable than I care to admit.
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oh boy
t h r o w b a c k
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>>723213489
She's a fatty fat that loves Cheez-its. You jelly.

>>723213601
Post porn.
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>>723213979
Damn, you and this nostalgia!
>>723214039
I had lots of guesses
That was none of em
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>>723208161
A TIGHT ASSHOLE IS MY WAIFAG
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>>723214069
I tried to read it. Even being a teenager didn't help with pussy-ass Mike's gay fucking shit.
One of the few cats that I'd punch.
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>>723214268
paulo is a cool cat tho.
even if he does look like tails.
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>>723214231
For awhile I wasn't lewd, I didn't like it.
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eh, the edits aren't bad
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This would be the truer throwback.

>>723214039
It is impossible for Incineroar to be grotesque.
>>723214345
Paulo just needs to bang Mike in his little gay aeswhole already.
Even Paulo has too many issues.
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>>723214217
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>>723214039
me neither

>>723214231
i wish i could be a fat cat, but im a spooky skeleton
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>>723214515
there's some good ones out there

>>723214516
it was so great when i decided to go cap the new chapters and i read that paulo was gay
oh, how i laughed to myself

i didn't even realize i was talking to you, cait.
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>>723214585
>over a year
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>>723214648
Is he? I haven't given it a look for years, so I have no idea.
I'm elusive like that. No name helps.
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>>723214818
yeah
but he still doesn't end up pounding mike so it doesn't really make a difference
which is fine, i just have to send images of my character fucking barry's characters some other way
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>>723214779
what?
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>>723214818
HELLO CAIT
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>>723214943
...But he bangs David, right?
>>723215001
Jello
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>>723215050
how are you nigga
tfw no white dogs in thread
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>>723214979
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>>723215050
fuck if i know
david is the cute dog right

also i'm with Katia how come no sighposting
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>>723215148
oh, I havent went there in over that.
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>>723213488

i'm gaayee

>>723214261

what were your guesses

>>723214516

here's my fav

>>723214593

so, so many things that i do not know. can you help?
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If you're looking at porn of your waifu / husbando you're basically a cuck.
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>>723215102
I can't do it forever. I have other resources, so I gotta use em.
I'm alright. Been better, but certainly, certainly been worse.
>>723215192
Yeah, cute brown dog. Him and Paulo are good buds.
>>723215204
Ooooooohhhhhahahahaaaa
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>>723214593
Start eating lasagna.
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>>723215431
I mean, you gotta have a good meal
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>>723215365
I have other images too but fuckem.
youre in classes arent you?
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>>723215365

g-glad you're laughin with me
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>>723215365
so when are you and subby fucking
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>>723215217
Says the niggerfaggot
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>>723215506
I do have classes. Not in one right now.
They're alright. Just stressful as ever.
>>723215510
That's pretty good.
>>723215519
Probably never. Why do you ask?
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>>723210973
Do you know you are?
Do you need an adult?
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>>723209995
Who is this?
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Oh, Clover.
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>>723215686

i have nothing else of the character. it was pandemic at release and i got sick of seeing it.

>>723215737

do i know i am what?
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>>723215204
how would i be able to help if i am not able to help myself?

>>723215431
uh.. any other options?
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>>723215686
r u doing all ur homework
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>>723215946
I bet you have a weak chin.
>>723216090
I should be studying right now.
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>>723216286
>I bet you have a weak chin.
what even
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>>723216395
Watch more idubbz
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>>723215965

in very specific ways, though in this case it's meaningless and we can move on

>>723216286

easily disproven, though judgement or introvertedness prevents me from following through
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>>723215965
No. Become Garfield.
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>>723216483
ive heard people talk about him but I aint into that shit
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>>723217186
[jumps down]
I'm gay

for idubbbz.
His content entertains me. Everyone has different tastes.
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>>723216635
okay ive moved on, where's the restroom?

>>723216933
nnuuuuuuu
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>>723217391
I havent even looked so I have no idea, I'm not making a judgement.
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koroshitekure..
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>>723217449
I'm a meme-spewing faggot who enjoys criticisms and crazy shit for content, so it works.
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>>723217433
Soon, you'll hate Mondays.
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How are you guys holding up tonight?
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>>723219612
I need to work on my build for Paragon's new hero.
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>>723218833
i hate every day except for monday
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>>723217606
but do you DREAM MEMES?
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>>723220814
Is that the day that the man comes and touches your peehole?
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>>723221725
if man is jeff/law, i wish. monday is just a fun day.
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amazing
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>>723223828
this is basically your fault.
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>>723212101
decidueye is better
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what if you're all to blame
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>>723224066
what did I do?
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plebs
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>>723224360
we'd be living in a golden age if you'd only have killed yourself.
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>>723223828

no... you
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when I said no porn I didnt think they'd take me seriously.
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>>723225613
They didn't, there's porn above you
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>>723225785
barely.
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>>723225830
So put on a happy face.
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>>723225926
>>
You know, I think about you almost everyday. Every time I feel the urge to kill myself I see your name in my head and it makes it all the more real. I'm a coward for not taking your advice.

Come see me, or I'll come to you. Meet me once.

I swear to god I will do it after that. I won't even make you watch anymore. I just want to say hi to you once before I die. Because I see your posts every god damn second of the day some days. I think about the moments before my dad offed himself and how much more deserving of that fate I am than he was. I know that you and everyone around me that knew the real me would tell me to off myself as well. I'm ready to die. I'm ready for this to end. I'm not even upset anymore, I don't even get angry anymore, all I want is for you to see with your own eyes the life you want so badly to end. You do that, you can live with your conscience knowing I am actually gone, and I will do it.

I would hurt every other single person I love just to satisfy you. To satisfy your immalleable sense of morality. You are an embodiment of the religion I left behind and defiled. You're my archangel, this is panuel. You're the voice of reason that tells me every moment of love I've felt in the past six years means literally nothing.

I have nothing left.
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>>723225969
I'm just memeing at the point dude dont actually ky.
>>
dont you dare back away from this now
>>
>>723225274
dom this thread is depressing now make it not.
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>>723225969
Please, don't do it. I greatly enjoyed our shared moments.
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>>723225950
Don't tell me you want it!
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>>723226122
don't.
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oh is katia being mean to you
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I hope you aint serious nigga. you shouldn't hurt anyone that cares about you, not for some nobody on the internet.
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what a rude guy
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don't get drunk with irl friends when you're being introspective about the traumas in your life

just a bit of advice
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>>723227233
is this what you did or
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>friends
I won't have to worry about this piece of advice then
>>
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https://twitter.com/theonion/status/535134594010742784?lang=en

this thread is going places.
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>>723227407
do get drunk with us tho
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>>723227292
a couple of my friends who previously didn't even know I was gay now are aware of that, and that I spent most of my teenage years suicidal because I was overweight (among other reasons), and that I might be a fag because I was molested when I was 6, and that I spend most of my weekends drunk or hungover.

>>723227528
>>723227528
>>723227528
>>723227528
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>>723227528
I don't like alcohol but if I met any of you irl I totally would get drunk just for the especial occasion.
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>>723227649
Doesn't argentina have a drinking culture?
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alcohol is bad yes
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drink
r
i
n
k
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>>723227697
I don't know, I don't engage in it.
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>>723227721
it's safe if I drink by myself in my bedroom

>>723227773
omg that's so cute

>>723227810
do you not know about you're country
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>>723227544
I mean did it change anything with them or just unintentional drunk shit?
also I didnt know about that
>>723227697
we should move raccoon to the US so he can make america great again too.
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>>723227883
I won't know if it changed anything until later, since it was all tonight.
and...yeah, I guess I hadn't mentioned it until the other day, when I was briefly talking to james. Not because he asked. I've been musing over it because of the whole milo situation.

I want to cuddle raccoon irl
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>>723227835
As much as you can know not going outside.
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>>723226795
pls
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>>723228003
...you can confirm that the steak is dope right?
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>>723227835
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>>723228100
ur cute 2
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>>723227998
>I want to cuddle raccoon irl
By the way, I'm sorry to hear about what happened, friend.

>>723228086
I dislike it, personally. We had to develop our own technique because we were left with the cheapest cuts after exporting all the expensive parts to other countries.

>>723228100
This doujin is great
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cant believe he forced ed to leave
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>>723228291
who is that
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>>723228324
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>>723228261
I was 6 years old and I've never been upset about it. It's just really...weird to think about, in retrospect, 16 years later.

Interesting. I went to an argentinian steakhouse and loved the experience but obviously I don't have the inside scoop on how they cooked the meat.
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>>723228412
I didnt know his name.
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raccoon do you overwatch
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>>723228209
o-oh
thanks, i guess

>>723228261
yeah i like it. i think a lot of them are shit though, but maybe it's because i haven't gone through more than a handful
>>
>>723228569
do YOU?
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>>723228636
I like the exploding man and shooting woman
>>
also the anal sex lady
>>
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>>723228448
I don't think it made you what you are. That's crazy.

>>723228569
I don't play videogames.
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>>723228626
I can recommend you some, if you'd like. I like Build Tiger, Juuni Syndrome, Mekko Rarekko, Shiroi's Public Investigation, The Boss and the Mysterious Medicine, Trouble, Yet Another Summer Vacation.
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>>723228794
o-oh
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>>723228794
I think there's a better than average chance it had an influence.
>>
>>723228727
mercy or d.va? because I've seen a lot of both
>>
>>723229046
mercy is anal sex lady cause she sticks it in everyones ass.
>>
>>723229093
naicu
>>
I play tracer, because she's basically scout but dumber, and mercy, because I'm too bad for proper execution

also I only play very drunk
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>>723228995
i'll check them out, i know i've seen the Shiroi and Yet Another Summer Vacation though, those are good as well.
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>>723229033
Did you ever wish you were straight?

>>723229018
It's cost me a lot of chances with the people here, really.
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>>723229326
Bara is good innit? What're you into?
>>
>>723229487
I wish I were different in several ways, but that's not actually among them.
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>>723229617
I'm glad to hear that.
>>
i've never played overwatch

>>723229560
yes it is.
i'm not really that picky as long as it's not macro, watersports and the like, i do prefer bara or masculine guys more than fem, but i'm open to it.
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>>723229899
We have similar taste. Do you wish you were the little spoon? Oh, Ottoman Empire Pirate is also good.
>>
>>723229617
pence aside?
>>
>>723230152
do you mean do i prefer to bottom?
>>
I just want all boys to wear panties it's not THAT WEIRD

>>723230413
no that's just a fetish.
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>>723230420
Sure.
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>>723230527
i don't really know what you mean by wishing i was the little spoon
>>
>Someone from Temple has selected you as an emergency contact on Wildfire!
what the actual fuck is this
>>
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>>723230616
That's what I meant. Whether you were a bottom. I was trying to be tasteful.
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>>723230443
Oh I see, ill get the jumpers.
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>>723230443
You weird.
>>
>>723230696
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rawan-abushaban/wildfire-app-alerts-users_b_9287408.html

??
>>
>>723230731
oh. i just don't really get terminology like that since i can only guess the social part of my brain doesn't really work all too well and i've not heard a lot of it.
i can be versatile but prefer to bottom, yeah.
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>>723230833
h-hot

>>723230846
NO THEY'RE CUTE N COMFY OK

>>723230908
yeah dude idk who the fuck would select me for this

like I don't want to ignore it since it seems like a trust thing but also I don't want to confirm it because...who tf did this?
>>
>>723208161
Moar like this
http://streamboobs.com
>>
>login with phone # or facebook
clearly this does not know who I am already from my fucking email link

yeah I'm ignoring this idk what the fuck it is nor do I care
>>
>>723231005
Have you cuddled before? I only did it once but it was amazing.
>>
>>723231228
no i have not
>>
>>723231243
that makes you and eisen on the list of non-virgins who've never cuddled. I don't know how this happens. I've never had sex so impersonal that cuddling didn't occur.
>>
>>723231243
Shame, I'd cuddle you. It's like I had been underwater all along and I finally got to take a breather of oxygen.
>>
anyone else getting upload errors
>>
Yeah, what the hell
>>
>>723231058
Go lick boys' buttholes, weirdo.
>>
>>723208161
I'm going to need a source on this smooth Sly animation.
>>
[rees softly]

>>723231452
I mean I would but I'm drunk and tired and trying to not be a slut.
>>
>>723231498
Be a slut.
>>
>>723231531
no.
>>
>>723231302
i don't know, just never really occured to me to cuddle afterwards.

>>723231383
it's kind of odd having someone say that to me.
do i really make you feel that way?
>>
>>723231540
Yes.
>>
cuddling is grade A endorphin injector
>>
>>723231705
NO

>>723231685
in my experience it just kinda occurs by default afterwards
>>
>>723231685
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
>>
>>723231738
hmm. guess it's just not the same for everybody?

>>723231793
i'm not sure why i would in the first place to be honest
>>
>>723231738
Lick those buttholes!
>>
>>723231865
I suppose. I guess I've done the cum n' go situation but only after like head exclusively.

>>723231891
I'm gonna just not.
>>
>>723231925
Lick Zaryss'.
>>
>>723232006
he's in syrupy leafland
>>
I sorta want to pour syrup on someone's asshole and lick it off now.
>>
>>723232138
Freak.
>>
>>723232219
you can't tell me that doesn't sound delicious
>>
>>723231925
hmm. i think i was just in situations where there wasn't time for it if i remember correctly

>>723232138
gotta make sure it's good and real maple syrup though, that would make it much more delicious
>>
>>723232138
ur hella gay
>>
>>723232298
>>723232298
>>723232298
>>723232298
>>
>>723232267
I guess I've never had a quicky in the conventional sense. Something about the nature of anal means that I've never done it without a decent amount of time set aside.

I can only ASSUME I've had real maple syrup; it tasted the same in canada as the maple syrup I have here.

>>723232298
>>723232298
>>723232298
>>723232309
>>723232309
>>723232309
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>>723232347
have you ever had sake?
>>
>>723232377
Nope.
>>
>>723232237
All I can think of would be getting syrup in my ass hair, and its painful.
>>
>>723232347
That's where you're wrong kiddo
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>>723232439
I didn't even consider that since I shave my asshole.

>>723232445
fuck he's onto me
>>
>>723232422
me neither, so I got a bottle.
its basically just rice wine, heated is definitely better though.
>>723232439
you find a way to make everything slightly more awful.
>>
>>723232377
>>723232422
it's really good, the only alcohol I still drink
>>
>>723232508
why only?
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>>723232490
I'd like to try it at first in a japanese restaurant, served properly.

>>723232508
I have a white wine problem right now; since it goes down so easy I'll drink like 3 glasses with dinner without even the intention of getting drunk but just because I enjoy it.
>>
>>723232544
liiiightweiiiight
>>
did image uploading die for 4chan?
>>
>>723232347
ah, yeah most of the time it was a quicky or took longer than expected so there was no time.

you probably have, but i'm talking about the real viscous sweet maple shit that you get right at the place they make it.
i could drink that stuff straight, it's also very good in tea, hot chocolate and coffee with or without bailey's
>>
>>723232598
You're not remotely wrong.

>>723232609
Yes.

>>723232618
If you have some anal quicky technology I don't know about let me in on that.

I don't even know if I've ever had what you're talking about.
>>
>>723232479
Your asshole must get cold.
>>
>>723232618
does canadian whiskey go well with canadian syrup
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>>723232744
No I've never had that problem on account of not walking outside with my butthole exposed.
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>>723232777
checked
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>>723232777
I'm pretty sure you have, sllllllllllut.
>>
I love you all! You all mean very much to me!
>Jk kill yourself
>>
>>723232855
I do understand how I behave here but I'm actually mostly closeted irl, just by demeanor.

>>723232809
praise him
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>>723232675
have a sensitive dick and you'll have quicky's a lot no problem

it's really damn good, i wish i could share some of what i've got in my fridge

>>723232753
depends on the brands, really.
canadian classic goes okay with the syrup i'm telling subby about. it also has to do with ratios on how good it would be, you'd want a tablespoon of syrup for a shot of whiskey to get the best taste for your drink.
>>
>>723232928
get steam
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>>723232928
Put on a skirt, and head down to the store in it.
>>
>>723232974
that's not what I mean, I mean anal requires at least a marginal amount of preparation and what have you
>>
>>723233002
oh i thought you meant from the point you start fucking.
that takes some prep though, yeah, there's nothing i know that would make it faster.
>>
>>723232986
literally never

>>723233057
but...never mind
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>>723233274
i'm just not understanding what you're trying to get across then
>>
Bored.

>>723233274
Weakling.
>>
Blah blah blah.
>>
Yakuza is the shit.
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>>723237478
agreed
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>>723237478
I should restart my Gamefly queue. Got a list that I want to play, but don't want to pay for, with the new Yakuza on it.
>>
>>723235455
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>>723239090
MEOW.
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>>723239326
i got a game about cats today. and a CD about cats. and a art print and a comic with cat.
>>
>>723239390
Too many cats.

My cat is healthy and fat at 10 lbs.
>>
>>723239461
never too many cat
i like your tubby cat. mines a massive cunt. she ate my spam today.
>>
>>723239578
Rub her Spam-filled belly.
>>
am i to assume if i installed namesync or whatever this thread would make a lot more sense
>>
>>723239947
she deserves nothing. now the crows have a delicious meal though.
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>>723240000
Slightly.

>>723240018
No murdering kitties.
>>
>>723240000
Witnessed
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damn make new
>>
Since I can't post a fucking image, Victor nikiforov is daddy <3
>>
>>723240324
>Victor nikiforov is daddy <3
Shit taste.

Fairy a best.
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