Would you ever consider eating a girls poop, if she was qt enough

> She has a great butt
> Her poop must taste like lavender
Get your head out of your ass, OP

Stop posting CP

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>>723207567
It's the mental aspect anon, tasting something dirty coming out of something so beautiful.

>>723207643
thats pepperoni but i see what you did there

>asks gf
>wtf anon why would you even ask that
>she leaves you
>all women are the same, why cant I find a girl

>>723207516
anymore of this ass please? doggy style? ass spread?

>>723207516
well thats fucking gross. but why not start with just eating her ass out. if she cool with that try catch her after a shit, same same and less fuckewd up than hey bae, mind if i eat your poop

>>723207516
its pathetic and she wont look at you the same ever again, she wont think of you the same. If you're okay with that then go for it. but its not normal and you shouldnt expect your GF to think its normal

>>723207813
Yes, I believe mental is the right word

Don't do it my nigga

That's messed up and your grill will never wanna kiss you again

>>723208192
lol'd

>>723207828
What's the Pizza lying on? ;)

>>723208319
crust

>>723208086
It's 2017
There's a lot of stuff that's normal, that I wouldn't have even thought of as being common a decade ago.

Why dont u just eat the jizz out her ass .. why her shit man ?

>>723207516

Leave the house, OP

>>723207516
Depends on her diet. If she ate healthy then the risk of getting sick from eating her poo is next to nothing. If she eats crap then I won't eat hers

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>>723208417

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My wife forces me to eat her shit. I can only manage to swallow lots of it if I wash it down with her piss. She usually shits in a cup and pees in it then comes over and blindfolds me and spoon feeds me and pours the piss in my mouth from the same cup. She also keeps my dick locked up in chastity.

It's disgusting but it's pretty great.

>>723207516
At most, if she was a hottie I'd eat her ass even if she didn't wipe well.

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>>723207516
i'd die for this flag

>>723207516
i'm almost certain she doesnt want you to EAT her poop. maybe lick her ass, but eat her poop? wtf bro.

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This fucking thread

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This is my wife's ass by the way. The idea of eating shit is nowhere near the reality. It is NOT easy to do. Swallowing is the hardest part.

>>723207516
ayy

>>723207516
Yeah I would she doesn't really have to be hot enough if she's into it imo she becomes hot enough immediately.

>>723208699
Why would she care?
Instead of the toilet she's just using my mouth. I don't necessarily "want" to eat pussy, but I do it anyway to please my gf

>>723208780
You get used to it I can eat a hole turd without gagging until after I cum.

>>723208583
This doesn't happen. You don't have a wife. Stop lying on the Internet.

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>>723208699
There are women who are into scat, bro

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>>723207516

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>"Hey babe can I eat your shit"
>"Yeah sure why not"

Because that's certainly a plausible scenario, anon

>>723207516
Having a great ass will not make the shit taste any good, it's still be shit
How about eating a cutie's snot? Being pretty will not make the nasal mucus taste any better

>>723208780
I think just about anything is possible if you're horny enough.
I've fucked a chick in the ass, and ended up tonguing her gape even though she had some brown there. it actually made it hotter

>>723207516
no

>>723209016
I've gotten off to that vid before.

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>>723208192

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People who like scat literally deserve to die

WTF @ this thread

also

dat ass tho

>>723209229
Why though? If me and my gf live perfectly normal lives outside the bedroom what's the harm?

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>>723209110
Until you come and creeping regret and shit tongue dominate. Not judging, just been there too

>>723207516
Ew no, but I'm not into shit, so that makes me biased.

>>723209229
I tend to agree but I love chicks pissing in my mouth, so who am I to judge. Vore is the one I can't wrap my head around

I love scat porn and the idea of eating a girls shit, but just asking her out right probably isn't the best idea

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Thats fucked up.
I mean its the worst thing I can think about.
The chances are very high that your gf thinks the same way and will look at you with this face. She wont stop making that face untill you leave the room and never come back.

>>723209259
How can you appreciate the oven, but not appreciate what it makes?

depends what she ate lol

>>723209975
Usually if you find shit in your oven, you don't then go on to putting dough in there and baking bread.
You go look for the asshole who took a dump in your oven.

>>723207516

Poop eating is a fucking kys tier fetish like CP and furfag

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>>723209370
The fact that you filthy degenerates are attracted to shit is what concerns me

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>>723210089
>you don't then go on to putting dough in there and baking bread

>>723207516
What the the fucking hell, OP.

Biggest faggot OP of the day.

>>723210392
So how would you ever know if I didn't tell you?

>>723209016
Yeah, fucking scum women.

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HEAVY METAL DETOX
ORGANIC FOOD INTAKE
FRESH FRUIT JUICY STUFF THE SWEETNESS AND RICH GOODNESSES
PLENTY OF FILTERED UNFLOURIDATED WATER
CONTEMPLATE ON THE DELUSIONAL
OF DIS-EASE OF MIND AND BODY

YOU CAN NOW INDULGE IN CACAS FOREVER. LITERALLY.

FUCKING WOMEN WHEN THY ATTEMPT TO OR MIDWAY DURING THEIR POOPING IS BRO TIER EPIC

>>723207516
no nigger that shit is growse. ppl who fixate on ass and poop are obv jungletards. kys my man.

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>>723210392
It's not the shit itself that's attractive, it's the act of a hot girl pooping it out of her juicy butt.
Once it's out, then it's just regular shit and it loses all sexual appeal.

>>723208192

+1

>>723211347
What website do you think this is, nigger?

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>>723210480
It's not normal human behavior you fucking imbecile. Doesn't matter if I do know or not.

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>>723210831

fisting and prolapse
scat sucking/fucking is final level

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>>723211518

normalcy is stagnation

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Another thing is that I can't eat shit unless I'm super horny. And I have a very strong preference for being fed as opposed to feeding myself. But if my wife had her friends over and told.me to eat my shit or hers or theirs, I'd do it immediately. It's the humiliation factor.

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>>723209229
>trap, loli, incest, and furry shit up all the time
>no one bats an eye
>anon that's interested in scat makes a thread
>FUCKING KYS OMG YOU'RE SICK!!
>????

>>723207516

Fucking weapon's grade autism.

Thanks for sharing, op. No, I don't share your sentiment.

>>723207877
this

>>723211704
None of those things can kill you

>>723211704
All of these are fucking awful. There is something about scat that especially sickening to most people. People who aren't mentally challenged that is

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>>723207516
enjoy your fucking parasites and bacterial infections you sick fuck.

>>723209078
Edupz fan?

>>723207516
Don't do it OP it does not taste good

>>723208453

oh shut the fuck up you 12yr old faggot.

> 2017, being this retarded

Shit eating has been a mental disorder since your grandfather fantasized about eating your great grandmas shit you fucking degenerate loser.

>>723207516
no, but i would let her poop in to my ass

>>723207516
>degeneracy : the thread

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>>723212777
Are you telling me that if this beautiful creature wanted you to taste her homemade chocolate you'd say no?
Are you some type of faggot l?

>>723213477
Anon please seek help

>>723207516
I wouldn't eat shit.
But I would tongue punch a girl's fart box if her ass was amazing enough.

>>723211704
Sauce?

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>>723207516
whuat?

Definitely.

You know the only reason we think shit is bad because we have been taught it is eww. Remember that they also taught you that drugs, booze, tobacco were bad too? In fact it tastes great, I ate a whole turd once and I survived. It's like those foods that smell strange but actually taste good.

>>723207516
She'll never respect you, you might as well be her cuckboi afterward

>>723213477
i am telling you as a homosexual man who is extremely confident in his sexuality that eating feces cares high risks of infection. there is a reason we wash our hands after going to the bathroom you know. what you are talking of is neither hetro nor homosexual its some sort of mental alignment and i suggest you seek the help of Dr. Remington spartan for brain surgery.

>>723207516
only if i loved her.

>>723207813
I'll bet your stinky butt is beautiful. Is it?

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>>723208192
BOOM

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>>723214329
I doubt you'll get anything, at most maybe a stomachache.
It's just poop, I'd be honored if a girl fed me hers.

>>723214473
No I'm a guy. Only girls can have beautiful butts

>>723207516
Maybe you should see a doctor. Eating shit isn't normal, unless you're a muslim.

>>723214746
Should she make you wear a diaper?

>>723213330
You madman

>>723211704
I want to stick my peepee in her anus. Is that wrong?

I would like to play some Russian roulette but without it being lethal. Just the thrill of a tiny chance in having to eat that. Like draw one card that's 1/55 chance.

>>723214700
>normal fetish

>>723214746
How would you like to explore your sexuality on butts?

>>723211518
Does it matter if I'm not normal? Your on fucking /b/ if you consider yourself "normal" you should commit suicide.

>>723214746
But guys like you have cute butts

Not even she asked me to, you fucks.

>>723207516


Only if I wanted Meningitis

>>723208780
Because every fiber of your being understands that this is waste and it is supposed to go out, not in.

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>>723215515

Would you eat her shit if it would save her life? What if doing that would just save her from the flu?

>>723216630
I'm not being retarded at all

>>723207516
Do I want to? Hell no.

If she is a 10/10, the perfect person and into other kinky shit, and if doing this pleases her and will basically mean she'll love me forever.

Hell yeah i'd fucking do it.

>>723216831
Aren't their butts superior to yours?

>>723216878
This anon gets it

Have fun being single Op

>>723207516
>2017
>not casually eating girls'poop
why even bother

>>723216918
Women's?
Yes, and I very much enjoy eating their feces.

>>723208192
/thread

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>>723217048
You need serious help

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>>723207516

>>723217048
Does it make you feel like a stinky baby boy who should have to sniff their ass through their jeans?

>>723207516
I wanna be used as a girls personal toilet. When ever she needs to go, wherever we are, I'll kneel down and let her piss and shit in my mouth, swallowing it all

>>723217988
Be the girls room at their sleepover

>>723218147
I'd love to have the girls take turns shitting in my mouth and laughing

>>723218256
And let them fart on your little nose

>>723218379
Yeah. Like sit right down on my face, forcing my nose up their ass, and then letting out the longest stinkest fart they can while all the other girls laugh and get ready to unleash theirs

>>723218511
That's right and poop in a diaper for them. Boys are stinky and they collect it from sexy girls

>>723218256
There's a place in Brazil where this is a real thing. You pay close to $2000 for the week and you live with a couple girls who abuse you and make you eat shit all week. You can find more info on fetlife if you're interested.

>>723214329
same as getting shit in your dick you fucking faggot

>Haha, Wouldn't it be funny if like, I ate your poop or something? Haha maybe I should do it lol it would be funny haha

Come on OP, Think about this shit not that shit
What would you do if she asked is she could eat your shit?
Think about that would happen when you've done it
if you don't really have a dom thing going on its probably hard to think of someone as an equal when he's asking to eat your shit.

>>723218612
If only it were somewhere less kidnappy

>>723218606
Do whatever they command me to, only drinking their piss and smelling Their smelly farts

>>723218612
Link??

>>723217317
I mean it could potentially do that.
I'd happily wear a diaper for a girl especially if she wanted me to shit/piss in them.

>>723218871
How about waving their clean panties and toilet paper in your face telling you to get your tongue in there

>>723208453
Yep, and shit eating is still not one of them.

>>723219067
Would you fart in it with a big smile on your face to make her giggle?

>>723219207
Yes without hesitation.

>>723219114
I could be their human toilet paper, using just my tongue to make sure they're sparkly clean

>>723207516
No.

>>723219260
Do you leave skid marks in your underpants that you would show her?

>>723219322
And cry a little haha

>>723219473
Sometimes. It's not like I'm so filthy all my clothes are caked with shit.

>>723219554
But it's still fun to show the big girl isn't it?

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>>723207516
Wtf?
Rook on B6? OP got no shame, no shame whatsoever

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You people are in desperate need of mental examination

>>723219647
Yes especially if she's a Girl

>key word girl.

>>723219746
Exactly. Do you feel this has given you a sense of enjoyment knowing of your male bottom?

>>723219910
Yes. Very much so.

>>723209016
sauce or link to original vid pls

>>723219955
How about letting her wipe your butt when you go potty?

>>723220105
Ehh I don't know but I'd happily wipe hers

Even better if I lick it clean

>>723220186
Of course that's your duty. Why not you though? She'd love it

>>723207516
OP Is Cuck

>>723207516
Eat shit and die basically

>>723220320
You think she'd like to wipe my ass?
I'd be up for it if she wipes bare handed and makes me lick her hand clean or she licks it clean.

>>723207516
I'm going to give you some perspective. My ex had a diaper fetish. One night, after several glasses of wine, she asked me if she could put a diaper on and "go all the way" in it. Being drunk, I thought this was funny and told her to go ahead. She did. All I can say is that the fucking smell is OBSCENE. Like, as soon as the smell of her shit hit my nose I instantly gagged and almost projectile vomited on to her. I would attempt to be in the bathroom with her when she shits first. If you can handle that, MAYBE you could bring yourself to actually consume her feces.

>>723207516
Search e-coli and rethink your life choices

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What if it was diarrhea?

>>723220479
Of course it's fun to stink for her to isn't it? She's teaching you to be a big boy

>>723220810
I guess so

>>723220810
I mean I'm not only into scat I like being beaten too. I like to bleed.

>>723220941
I think deep down you want to wear a diaper and be ready to eat her shit don't you?

>>723221051
And you'll get a Whipping on your butt

>>723221103
>>723221167
Yes.

>>723221313
Do you agree that you have a butt and she has an asssss

>>723207516
Your mom must be so proud.

>>723221412
I've never heard that before.
It's more like I have an anus
She has an aye nuhsssss.

>>723221552
Yes. Do I make you feel embarassed baby boy?

>>723221645
Ehh you are probably a dude pretending to be a woman and everything is anonymous, so I have nothing to really be embarrassed about. I still got a couple hard one from our convo though.

>>723221645
I prefer bitch over baby though.

>>723221784
Good. It doesn't matter who I am you know it's truth though right?

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>>723208872

>Doesn't want to eat pussy
>Want to eat shit instead

The fuck OP

>>723221931
What's truth?

>>723222051
That your a smelly bitch boy who is inferior am I right?

>>723222117
Yeah.

>>723222182
Who's a little stinky butt?

>>723222297
Me.

>>723222333
TRIP REVEALS TRUTH!!!

>>723222333
Tell me how it feels

>>723207516
I don't think it will be as great as you think my dude

>>723222478
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>723222559
And you've always known deep down?

>>723214329
I agree with this faggot, he might be a true faggot but atleast he doesn't eat shit. It's not that the thought of it is displeasing, it's the fact that eating shit can literally kill you.

>>723222624
Yeah.

>>723207516
I saw some sick fuck here on /b/ the guy was eating literally tapeworms out of his girlfriends ass some weird fetish they both had.
You can get so many diseases from shit that youre absolutely insane, anyway if you do it livestream you sick twisted bastard.

>>723222669
You like talking about it?

>>723215372
the gay or the shit ?

>>723222767
About what?

>>723222767
>>723222821
About my fetishes?

>>723222821
Your bum bum. You promise to make her laugh and squirt with your smelly little hiney

>>723207516
dont ask that, thats how you become a fucking degenerate and lose a girlfriend for being a creep

>>723223031
Squirt with my butt? Is that a thing? Are you talking enemas?

>>723223127
Make her squirt from her pussy from being horny

>>723209101
This is hrd to accept

>>723223201
Yeah, but now we're pushing it any farther and she has to have a strap on and be wearing a nazi SS guard uniform.

>>723207516
Eat her ass. Samething.

>>723223397
Don't get defensive she makes you feel little. Now how clean is your little hole now?

Depends, OP, is your girlfriend Andy Sixx?

>>723223585
Well I jerked off before this and fingered some shit out of it to lick off. I'd say it mildly dirty.

>>723223754
Girl asses never stay dirty. Your simply less potty trained aren't you?

>>723223870
I guess so. I shit myself on purpose though.

>>723210480
simply on the principle that you posses the characteristics of someone who loves shit and scat....these are characteristics that should not exist thus far in evolution. None of them, not one

>>723223960
Ooohhh in tighty whities?

>>723214668
You'd be honored if a girl looked in your general direction.

>>723224041
Boxer briefs, fairly snug, usually blue.

>>723207516
>DAT ASS XDD!!11
>just society trying to make it acceptable for fat whores to be considered hot as to not hurt their feelings
>meme/culture was spawned by niggers with big dicks who could penetrate a black hole
>pencil 4 inch dick white boys screaming DAT ASS over and over
>now every fat chick thinks she has a chance

listen up nigger wannabe, thats not a great ass, thats a fat ass, big difference, good looking asses have shape defined , and dont look like a fucking sack of fat with an indent

>>723224118
Ahhh and picture yourself bouncing your butt up and down in them making her laugh

>>723208931
cool story bro

maybe, maybe

>>723224211
In my shit?

>>723224093
Kek

>>723224294
Yes. Girls shit you poop

>>723224405
Alright, and yeah I'd squeeze my poop all over my balls and dick.

>>723208685
kek

>>723215167
only if you don't flush

>>723224501
Thats right, would you like it if she filmed and said "he's a little stink butt"

hell no. It's shit. Feces. why the fuck would you eat that.

>>723224587
No! Absolutely paranoid about all cameras.

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>>723207516
Only if she had a really healthy diet. I'd want a thick, fibrous log with a sort of fresh cow manure scent, not rotten hot pocket remains from three days prior.

>>723208583
You think people do that.... just go online and lie

>>723224644
But in fantasy it's our little secret

>>723224716
If I sincerely trusted you yes.

>>723224774
Good and then she shows your dirty underpants and gets you ready for your diaper

>>723224858
Only if she shoves my face in her dirty under wear and is in an SS guard uniform and has a whip.

>>723211704
holy fuck man

maybe it's just the fisheye lens, but that's gotta be the biggest poop i've ever seen

>>723224961
Of course and you cry from the humiliation

>>723225029
No, unfortunately I can't really cry from humiliation, I can only really cry as a reaction to intense fear or anxiety. You could possibly do that and it'd work I'd still get off from that.

>>723225229
Good. Do you like me teasing you?

>>723225305
Kinda, boner has been coming and going.

>>723225359
Well who plopped a poopy today?

>>723225467
Me. This morning.

>>723225566
And you secretly wanted it in your pants and always have since you were a young boy

>>723225669
Well fuck you knew were it ran deep.

>>723225731
Did you like to stick your butt out and squeeze in and out?

>>723225827
I've never done that. If pooped standing up before.

>>723225954
It felt nice didn't it? And I'm proud of you for saying poop

>>723226115
Felt good

>>723226141
Wish you had pants on?

>>723226223
Yeah.

>>723226279
Going poo poo always made you excited huh?

>>723226355
No, only when it was in my pants or not in the toilet.

>>723226438
Outside?

>>723226599
That too.

>>723226672
Because you like sticking your boy butt out putting on a secret show for the world

>>723218615
getting shit on your dick = ingesting shit.
niiiiiiiiiiice meme

>>723207567
>her ass

>>723226742
I guess that's a way to put it.

>>723226843
Wish people could watch and clap

>>723226956
No not really.

>>723207516
23rd the kind a question is that

I would, yes.

>>723226996
Just like being a little stink bum

>>723226956
You're not doing some sort of post analysis to find out who I am are you?

>>723227422
My pleasure

>>723227422
You love it

>>723214746
Lol ur a fuckin fag

>>723207813
Yeah but shit smells so fucking gross. Its not sexual like sweat or bo smells. Its fucking vomit inducing shit smell.

Not sexy at all. I do love eatibg an asshole but if it smells like shit im not going anywhere near that hole.