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>be me, slav in a shithole:Europe tier country
>walk home with a gram of speed on me and a few tracks in me
>feelin' pretty high, everything's great
>only a couple blocks away from home
>Random Encounter: Two Loud Drunk Fucks, CR3, right ahead, wat do
>one yells something at me and walks right to me
>well_shit.gif
>Evasive maneuvers, cap'n!
>attempt to step aside and speed (lol) past, fail
>first one grabs me by the elbow, another one immediately tries to get on my six
>fuck.tga
>mutters something about liking (or not liking) me earbuds or phone or whatever
>I_don't_speak_retard.jpeg
>getting too close to comfort
>realize calling the police this late at night is useless
>also realize I got drugs both in me and on me at the mo while those two are just drunk
>lots of rolls on anal circumference to be had in the slammer
>decide fuck it, it's do or die (or face jail time)
>Safety restrictions: Offline
>Overdrive: Active
>Let's roll
>everything around me seems to slightly slow down
>summon up amped up reflexes and headbutt the first one right in the nose
>releases my elbow, is now staggered
>taking a huge chance (could intercept and send me on my ass) but try and kick the one behind me
>the boot connects, apparently landed it somewhere near his solar plexus
>doubles up and steps back
>enemies are dazed, wat do
>now's the chance, run like a motherfucker
>and so I fucking leg it
>kenyan athletes got nothing on me
>arrive home still high af and hella stoked
>get on 4chan
>start typing away
>mfw I just narrowly avoided being beat to shits
>mfw I kicked a couple drunks' asses
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>suckered a couple of drunks and ran like a bitch
>"mfw I kicked ass"
If you're gonna make a fake story at least make it cool.
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>>723204781
Nah, man, I don't really see the point in making shit up. IRL I'm just a scrawny-ass motherfucker with next to zero fighting skills, only reason I didn't get dragged down and curb-stomped was me being high and just, well, rolling higher initiative thanks to that. Sure, I ran like a bitch afterwards, but I had like 0.03% odds of not getting pummeled and mugged if I lingered long enough for them to recover. Obviously punching drunk gopniks ain't heroic or anything, but it's just something I've never done before. Didn't mean to brag, mate. Just sharing a story I thought'd be cool 'ere.
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>>723205824
>slavfag here
I feel the situation. Good job anon, avoided ass-kicking and ass-fucking with few swift moves.
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so ;ee tanned their hoides when they died clyde &
thats theym hangin on the shed
good goin mate
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>>723206149
Cheers, mate, appreciate it! Pity it'll wear off eventually. Ah well, got more then enough for a couple day's fun, anyway.
Prolly gonna work on them moves some time later, like when me heart's not going like 150BPM, lol.
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>>723206746
>more than
fahk
>>723206509
Nice one, lol. Love me 'em aussie songs!
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>shit that never happened for 500
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