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How can i get the highest possible off 2 grams of decent weed?

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How can i get the highest possible off 2 grams of decent weed?

>pic very related
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gravity bong
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>>723199917
is that it? i got a good bit of keif too
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>>723199807
Roll with a lot of tobacco if you're pretty lightweight. It's the British way my man, works for me because i'm featherweight.
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>>723199807
Bro
Just roll like 8 joints
Or 4
Just do it.
While tired
At night
Also
Eat a mango
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>>723200054
You brits and europeans roll with tobacco because weed is so fucking expensive over there.

In america we don't play that shit. Spliffs are cool for like the first....6 that you smoke. Then you just wanna get regular stoned.

tl;dr, make weed cheaper in your shit countires
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smoke it? i barely smoke and i get fucked up off 4 hits from the pipe
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>>723200054
i need to smoke at least half a gram to get a buzz, so zoots don't really work
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>>723200186
£10 a G around that range. can get like 4 single skins from that which get me buzzed and dizzy for a while.
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>>723200186
it costs £10 per gram in britbrit, whats it like in the states?
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>>723199807
Go to the top of the Eiffel tower and smoke it. The only other way of getting higher than that would be doing it in a plane
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>>723200383
Thought it was like 12$ in the us? Fellow britbong.
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Gonna give you a super tip.apparently if you eat mango before you smoke the high is enhanced
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>>723199917
>>723200012
This right here OP. Put a little layer of bud, little layer of keif, fill the rest of the bowl and rip the whole thing in one go.

OR

use half a g to make a weed firecracker. You bake it or some shit and it gets you absolutely stonie bologna. Google it
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>>723200383
>>723200302
$10 a gram is the most I'll pay unless it's FIRE

Google says the exchange rate is 1 pound to 1.25 usd

$12 a gram is right out.

I usually pay between $6-8/g for very decent weed.
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>>723200383
>>723200468
Depends on the dealer and location. Here in the midwest (illegal red state), I can get it at about $10/g but $20 isn't unheard of, if you don't have great connects.
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>>723199807
break it down into several bowls that you can just barely finish in one hit.

then just take the next one when you start to feel sober

continue until youre out of weed.
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>>723200383
10 USD, I've paid 20 for 1.5 but the dude delivered and it was fire.
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>>723199807
bong and hold it really long. if you get drunk first your lungs will absorb more thc so you can do that if you're also an alcofag.
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>>723199807
Refine the thc out of the weed
Vape the pure thc
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>>723199807
you're a fucking faggot cheap skate poor piece of shit. Obviously youre a shitty pothead and are running out of shit weed. In this day and age how do you still buy "decent" weed? You would rather eat a bigmac then have a kobe beef burger.
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>>723201079
Not OP, but huh? What are you on about?
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>>723200900
Bullshit.
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>>723201079
Fuckwit, Kobe beef burgers are not available in the US, and any beef turned into Kobe burger is going to be only done by idiots who don't know how to make use of that kind of ingredient.

I'd rather skip the Kobe beef burger and spend that money on a Kobe beef tenderloin prepared by an actual chef.

Why settle for shit tier white trash food to prove you have taste when you could actually have taste?
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first of all DO NOT roll it up if you want to get the most out of the THC. Smoke out of a bong or pipe. Use a hemp wick, or something that burns low temp
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>>723201240
>>723201079
His example was fucking terrible but I'm pretty sure he's referring to the fact it's impossible to find "decent" weed these days. It's always either just good or shit. At least that's how I interpreted it anyway.
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>>723201240
He's an idiot who thinks saying Kobe beef burgers are awesome will win him points, when it's like saying "you're cheap, why wouldn't you deep-fry that caviar instead of having some sushi?"
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>>723200603
assuming you mean 6-8 a gram when you're buying in quantity? otherwise i've never seen good weed sold that cheap for singles
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>>723200186

>You brits and europeans roll with tobacco because weed is so fucking expensive over there.

Once your orange president builds that wall the shit is going to become a lot more expensive.
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stick it up your ass
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>>723199807

>How can i get the highest possible off 2 grams of decent weed?

Eat it. That way you get 100% into your body. Make cookies from it when you don't want to eat it raw.
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>>723201721
>smoking weed from mexico
nobody that values weed as a medicine buys that shit anyways
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>>723200383
like $45 for an 8th. definitely more expensive but still affordable
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>>723201880
Eat it raw OP it will hit you like a train! Chug the buds with water!
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>>723201890

>weed as a medicine

Yeah, you can stop the bullshit here. We don't care if you just wnat to be high.
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>>723202011
dis
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knife hits
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>>723200383
Lol in leafland I get 3.5 grams for 20$CAN thats like 3 and a half britpounds per gram
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>>723201252
Not who you replied to, but: being drunk does make THC pass through the blood brain barrier better. I don't think it has anything to do with the lungs though.
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>>723201466
Hm. I really haven't had that issue. It's either good (mids) or loud, around these parts.
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>>723200083
Joints possibly the least efficient way of smoking weed
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>>723201721
Over 90% of the tree in the world is grown in Cali alone, so the spicks can keep their schwag.
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>>723202465
holding smoke in your lungs just blacks up your lungs full of tar as THC is absorbed in 0,5 seconds into your bloodstream
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>>723202753
While true, that's not what I'm saying
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>>723201721
Weed will be legal federally in less than 4 years. With californias recreational there is no way in hell they want that money not touching a bank.
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>>723199807
A bong definitely gets you high the most, followed by a pipe and a joint.
Bong needs a lot of maintenance (clean it or else it'll get full of tar)
and the pipe becomes irrelevant once it's full of shit.
A joint gets you high fast and easy but you waste some weed unless you're a warrior and smoke it all the way.
I don't know why but a joint feels like your throat feels sticky afterwards, it really feels less clean than the other options
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>>723202753
oops I meant>>723201252
and>>723200900
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>>723199807
eat it and stfu
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>>723202061
>>723202011
OP here, does eating it actually do anything? i thought it needed to be cooked or something
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>>723203428
Don't eat raw weed unless you want to waste it. It won't do anything.
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>>723203205

>Weed will be legal federally in less than 4 years

Not with Jeff Sessions running the justice department. Prepare for your weed legalization to be rolled back.
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>>723200186
I live in switzerland and a blunt of our shit will kill you
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>>723203428
you need to make it into butter to "cook" with your weed easily. for example use the weed butter to make cookies, cake, etc. Just follow a recipe online.
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>>723199807
i hate when i find cat or dog hair on my bags i purchase.
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>>723203607
stop trolling wtf? I ate 5 grams of weed raw once and I puked I was so high lol
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All you niggers don't know shit
Buy a fucking vape and your 2g will not only get you high as fuck, but will last a lot longer
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>mfw a gram of shatter is $25USD
>mfw I buy it from a dispensary instead of some sketchy dude with baggies
>mfw the nutrients and pestisides used are printed on the bottle
>mfw potency is tested and also on the bottle
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>>723200405
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>>723203685
Good. Get a fucken job faggot.
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>>723204204
sorry but that's not how it works. why do you think edibles always require large amounts of butter to be potent? there has to be a certain chemical reaction taking place because THC binds to fat. eating weed raw doesnt do shit. you wasted 5 grams of weed
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>>723203685
Dope. Even if it is rolled back I was able to get the equipment I needed to continue to make my own hash indefinitely.
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>>723199917
gravity bongs waste weed like a mofo. Just set fire to your shit instead
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>>723204243
youre right but its hard to use and clean if youre a total noob and it costs a lot of money
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>>723204204
you puked for another reason then my friend kek
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>>723201693
nope. here on the west coast, we have $25-$30 eighths as the standard.

Sometimes as low as $15 an 8th
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>>723204368
colorado? washington?
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>>723203685
I doubt anyone will comply. Colorado just saw over $1bn in rec sales. Free tax dollars for letting people do something they're going to do anyway while simultaneously increasing overall safetey.

Yeahright.drinkinouttacups.mov
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>>723204650
>hard to use and clean
If you're 12 years old I guess
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>>723204724
Colorado native.
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>>723204770
you have to assume weed smokers are very dumb :D
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>>723204800
I wish id live in that country in summer, get high from good stuff... lucky you
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>>723204770
>vaped flower tastes like shit

Nectar collector and hash is the way to go.
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>>723204882
Where do you live friend?
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>>723204820
Fortunately vapes are often designed by stoners for easy operation by baked shitheads
Seriously though guys, every stoner should get one asap
Don't compromise
It changed my life for the better
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>>723204995
Quebec in canada
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>>723205130
Id get one but I don't smoke weed often enough for the price it costs. Also, I'm concerned by its longevity
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>>723204925
I disagree, I very much enjoy the taste of vaped bud
With a sprinkle of scuff it's the best
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OP here
ok /b/ i did the whole bowl is a gravity in one hit
im in jupiter
thankyou mission complete
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>>723205245
I agree baked weed tastes different and interesting
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>>723199807

you could load this 20 times w/ 2 grams... you'll be goin thru changes my man.
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>>723205284
Boyo I hope you fly high
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>>723199807
Stick it in your butthole. Youll absorb all the nutrients from the nugs bro.
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>>723205360
My nigga
I still only have a portable one, but one day ...
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>>723199807

EFFICIENCY OF WEED CONSUMPTION/GETTING THE HIGHEST

1. Dots/Spots/Knives/Spoons
Heat up two knives or spoons to red hot
Roll a tiny bit of weed into a ball
Use the two hot metal things to compress it, the heat essentially disentigrates EVERYTHING, turning it into a shit ton of smoke
Not very practical

2. Bongs/Grav Bongs
Bong hits to the dome

3. Pipes/Bubblers ect

4. Vape

5. Everything else

This does not take into account edibles obviously
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>>723200570
>stonie bologna
Did you get that from Xcodeh?
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>>723205366
kek
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>>723205433
R E T A R D
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>>723205420

yeah my dude .1g will get you 2-3 solid bags if you're i the ~400 F range.
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>>723200083
Why mango?
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>>723205666
Man I can't wait
I have just an iolite for now and it's already pretty fucking great
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>>723201970
Do you even currency exchange?
An eighth is cheaper here than in badteethland.
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What's it mean if a girl keeps giving you free weed?
This one girl I know is a weed grower/dealer, and keeps writing her name and number on the half oz weed bags she gives me every week for the past year and a half.
All I know is that most people that sell weed don't write their names and numbers on the baggies. You know, to not leave a trail and trace it back to them.
I just take the weed, but sometimes I wonder if there's something more to her actions.
I barely know the girl, and she's giving me free shit.
Shit's weird, man.
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>>723205675
Apparently it activates your almonds or some shit
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every fucking day a pot thread.

Trump's anti-marijuana policies are going to make you assholes act right.

>stoners used to be super laid back and fun
>today's stoners are dicks

I hope AG Sessions destroys your lives.
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>>723205797

How fucking beta are you? You havn't called her yet?

For a year and a half? Cuck.
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>>723205763

I'd honestly say the analog is just fine as well... Thought about the digital but seems like more opportunities for failure. As long as you're ok w/ a 4-5 F swing (which is fine 400 - 422 F) then you're golden.
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Smoke it and then proceed to dismember that four legged, fur covered, shit dropping noise machine.
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>>723205797
She wants you mane
She's a dealer and probably an addict so giving you weed is a serious display of affection
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>>723205360
Volcano Digit owner here. The classic is quite nice I should have used that extra money for some trees.
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>>723205971
This. I used to let me old dealer dude suck me off for free weed all the time.
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>>723205949
A gas operated portable is also handy as fuck
I've literally smoked in front of the popo and they didn't see shit
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>>723203607
Wait 1 hour and you're high as fuck
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>>723200603
Fuck off, ever smoked super lemon haze? They sell it at greenhouse in Amsterdam.
That shit is 14-15 euro's a gram but its so worth it. Best weederinos in the world.
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>>723206132
Was he cute at least ?
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>>723200692
Weed dealer in Texas here:

$10: 1 gram of mid.

$15: Upper, OR you're buying mid from a middleman. (IE your friend)

$20: The only people who pay this price are Highschoolers who are getting ripped off, and people who NEVER smoke and are buying from a middleman's middleman.
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>>723199807
Knife hits. Fuck what anyone else on this thread is saying because they're wrong
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>>723206313
He was. Half Armenian and half white. Beautiful brown eyes.
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>>723199807
Wtf op, do we have the same dog?
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>>723205932
Messaged her a few times, turns out she's an orphan raised by her grandma because both her parents were abusive before they both went out in a murder-suicide, with literally nobody else in her life, ever. No friends whatsoever except for the people she sells to.
>>723205971
I guess that explains it. She is so lonely. And somehow thinks I'm the one for her.
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>>723206491
Awww cool! You both should kill them. =D
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>>723199807
Hold the lighter away from the weed so you have to draw breath to bring the flame to the weed. Simple trick that is fun to focus on instead of burning up tons of weed you crisp the edges and force yourself to take long slow breaths really control the herb not just go through the motions.
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>>723200186
Actually it's a hangover from when the only form of weed you could get in Europe was hash
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>>723206491
Not even same breed, are you autism?
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>No friends whatsoever except for the people she sells to. She is so lonely. And somehow thinks I'm the one for her
That hits a little too close to home
I wish I could help her somehow
I'm also very fucked
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>>723206553
That's pretty sad.
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>>723206256
Kim, relax.
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>>723206211

For situations where loose leaf isn't a good fit (work, car, you name it) I found these can get me thru in a pinch...

Right is the v2 Pro Series 3, is a 3 in 1 (Leaf, Juice, concentrates/wax). Works well in a pinch but would recommend mixing your CO2 or RSO with some EJmix to thin it out a bit (50:50) split. Just ok when it comes to leaf and concentrates but it gets the job done.

Left is the Cleo, pretty new and REALLY vapes CO2 and Oils well (made specifically for it). Have had problems loading it (poor cartridge design) so probably wouldnt recommend. But the best pen i've had for CO2/RSO. Was only $50 w/ 4 extra cartridges tho... worth a try.
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>>723206671
Whoa, hold up. We got a weed smoker with a PhD in burning marijuana up in this shit.


Fucking kill yourself.
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>>723200603
>FIRE
people that say fire are usually retarded and know nothing of good weed.

>6-8 yeah right unless you know growers or are buying by the pound
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>>723202443
Canada has shit weed m8.
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Dog stuck in the weeds
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>>723206928
The fuck?
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What's the biggest joint/spliff you smoked ?
Once at a birthday party, people rolled a 1.5m long and like 5cm wide monster
So fucking large they had to fit it into a miniature didgeridoo so we could actually draw
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>>723199807
Bake something with it. Anything else is not "the highest possible".
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>>723205245
it tastes like shit, you keep lying to yourself dumb faggot
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>>723207061
Haha notice next time how much weed you waste with burning it up straight on. Now try to hyper focus on not burning the weed only crisping and it becomes clear how much effort that takes then you get super highhh trying to focus in on the action while conserving weed.. I actually am a doctor.
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>>723207081
I cant know, I haven't tried weed from another country but I'm pretty sure the weed I smoke is pretty good. I usually get some pretty legit strains which gets me high as fuck. Its not rare to come across medicinal weed too.
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>>723207305
Tastes and colors mane
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>>723207325
doctor in retardation? wtf are you even saying goddamnit
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>>723207325
Its nice to totally not burn the weed. I like to cool the smoke down through my lips and also hold off on burning the bud unless its very dry then I can burn the shit out of it.
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>>723199807
as a experienced weed smoker i suggest you smoking in the morning before bigger amount of food joint+bong or pipe will get you skyhigh
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>>723207378
I would tear that shit up mayne
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>>723207378
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>>723207359
I live on the border and I have had both weed from the US and Canada and canadian weed seems fairly weak. Here in michigan its hard to find regular weed most of it is medical.
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>>723207130
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>>723207521
Yeah forget about the booty club, bury me right in the booty
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>>723207568
I live in Quebec its far off on the east coast we have pretty decent weed in Montreal suburbs
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>>723207449
Ok look you can burn up all your weed and you get into the motions of smoking you need more and more and as you smoke you get sloppy have fun and burn through lots of it especially with friends or you slow it down completely and focus on the burning keep the flame away from the bud and force yourself to use breath to bring the flame to the bud. This will burn through crystals first then the leafy part and will be fun to focus on because it takes some control not to burn it up quick.
>>723207478
This guy gets it! +1
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>>723207740
You are a grade A autist
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Light bulb vape
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>>723207841
I am a doctor. I make 800k a year and have peoples live sin my hand. and I smoke fatter blunts and nig nogs and bojacks than you ever will son.
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>>723200383
in a legal state, i pay $10/g, unless i buy in bulk. usually $40/4.5g and $160/28g
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>>723207710
I had 3 different grams when I was in Toronto over new years week and they were weak to ok. I'm sure canada has good weed but I have never found it.
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>>723207710
Fucking trash ass french Canadian ass hole, kill yourself for being born.
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>>723207740
Just call your breathing diaphragmatic breathing and stop sounding like a retard.
I use diaphragmatic breathing to normally take deep 3 minute breaths, which translates to roughly 2 minutes of long hits.
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>>723207953
What are you doing not vaping with this kind of money
You could get spaceship dab rigs that require a phd to operate and get you to the moon and back in one drag
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>>723207953
you obviously come from shitty ass country because your explanations arent ones worthy of a doctor, im sorry my friend but I dont see the difference between lighting your weed on fire an inch away or as close to it as possible, because when its lit up at an appropriate level you just can stop using the flame and breathe in.
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>>723202572
and smoking all your weed when you are tired anyway is even more wastefull
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>>723200197
>I barely smoke
>i get fucked up off 4 hits from the pipe
Do the math bud...
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>>723208085
lol ok I am not a filthy french retarded peasant, I actually am fairly well educated and far beyond a peasant.
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>>723207989
Yeah you gotta have the right dealer or else youll get shitty quality
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>>723206791
true
if she thinks anon is good for anything shes a lost soul
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>>723208264
In that case I feel for you having to deal with those self important fucks.
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>>723207953
>I am a doctor
Post your diploma then faggot
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>>723208294
The friend who got it for me said he ordered it off some website.
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>>723208173
The goal is to fill the chamber with as much smoke as possible. You can do it fast and all the weeds burned up or for half the weed and double the focus and tripple the smoke because it gets thick and cloudy like you milking cloud milk you can take it slow...focus...like tantric sex you focus on the penis entering the vagina slowly pushing through her meat feeling the complexities of her ridges as they grip the penis and say hello. Not just ram it in and out so you barely feel anything. Smoke the same bowl for an hour instead of 6 minutes.
>>723208173
I am from Macau I am highly respected
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>>723208394
Exactly.
That's why I just take the weed and drop it there.
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>>723200570
I read that as stony bah-log-nah
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>>723205971
>giving you weed is a serious display of affection
is the highest form of affection possible
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>>723208736
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>>723200083
Don't listen to this fucking idiot that's for sure
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>>723206256
>tl;dr i'm 14
also they do really sell it after all this years that shit have been around? i've stopped caring about weed strains long ago, but you'd expect those guys to come up with something new, don't they pretend to be the finest grower out there?
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>>723208634
Democracy kek xd
Smoking weed in Hong Kong gtfo of my face with 800K a year you fucking chimp
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>>723202572
What would be the most efficient way of smoking weed ?
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>>723209154

pls see
>>723205360
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>>723209148
Leader takes 460k of my salary but I still make more than 90% of people in my town. I can dunk my nuts in your american mouth faggot I blaxe made illy and get deep in your family members vagina and face at all times.
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>>723209451
first off, im not an americunt and you ugly ass chimp couldnt fuck anybody anywhere so fuck off with your doctor ass shit, if youd be a doctor you would know weed is actually fucking poisonous for your health and wouldnt even want to touch that shit you dumbass chimp.
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>>723209392
Thx. I have pic related, but it consumes a lot of weed, am I loading it too much or is it something normal ?
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smoke it in the shortest amount of time possible

just smoke faster faggot, bong it
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>>723199807
Eat about 3 fresh mangos throughout the day prior to smoking.
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>>723200383
$20 for 3-4 grams
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>>723209853
Weed has many healing properties and is used all the time in our trials. two I literally have two seperate families who do not know about eachother and several young wet vaginas to spread seed into vaginas and buttholes. I have the nicest car in the neighborhood and I practice tantric sex to feel everything and they all beg for it to spray them down because there is so much ejaculate. They call me "Fireman"
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>>723205675
Potentiates the experience, slows cannabinoid metabolism. Larger serum THC levels, more munchies and fun.
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>>723210453
You give me douche chills
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>>723210631
That is called the beta shakes. You are nervous around a more dominant man. It happens allot with my orbiters.
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Stoner from 570 in Pennsylvania looking for a new hook up
My main guy is moving back to NY in less than a month and I'm looking for someone new
I usually get a quarter or a half every 2 weeks
Is anyone around this area that can help out?
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>>723210732
call me 963-6719
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>>723210732

>911-5273

hit me up fam I got that loud
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>>723205797
Date her, you faggot.
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>>723210453
lol weed heals if youre not concerned about lung health and medicine is much more effective because it doesnt affect lung health. a doctor wouldnt be on 4chan so please stop with the bullshit you autistic moron
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>>723211111
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knife hits bro look em up lol
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>>723211111
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>>723211111
feelsgoodman
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>>723210728
No. It's me being pretty sure you have a predilection for wearing afflicted shirts and drinking over priced low quality vodka
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Try the toilet bong my n-word
pic related
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I have a digital volcano, a pax 2 and a neato bong but absolutely nothing beats a tasty spliff

I like vaping but to be honest I only use my vapes in company to show off to noob stoners
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>>723199807

eat it and have a few beers with it
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>>723203888
What if I make some shit like a smoothie with mango & weed? Will it work?
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>>723211700
I did that. Got high as fuck. Pic related
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Vape it. It makes it last like 2 or 3 times more
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>>723211789
btw dark chocolate (high percentage cocoa) does the same thing - I ate a shit ton of it and drank a whole carton of mango juice and got super high but idk I might have just got super high
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>>723211789
No. Eat mango then smoke weed. I guess you could decarb the weed in ghee or butter and then use that in a smoothie. You really want the mango prior to consuming. Like using grapefruit to potentiate opiates
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>>723200383
I can get a Quarter Pound of homegrown sub commercial for 300 usd

Fire is like 850 usd for a QP

at the weed store here in oregon it's like 7-15 usd a gram based on quality
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>>723211910
This is probably the theobromine content in the chocolate acting as a stimulant. The mango is legit though
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>>723200186

Ontario Canada here. Not only do most people smoke with tobe(tobacco) a lot of people also smoke "poppers" basically you unscrew the metal bowl off the downstem of an acrylic bong. Shove about 1/4 of a cigarette in it and snip it off with scissors, then stamp it down in your pile of weed. Poppers will age you over time. Very fucked up lol
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Call this scammer and fuck with him.
Tell him "I received a voicemail saying you're windows license key is about to expire: and just do whatever after that.
(866) 978-8070
It's the right guy if he answers with a thick Indian accent.
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>>723199807
Smoke a fat joint idiot
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>>723211789
nah its really about kinda cooking the weed so it binds to the fat contained in the butter, if you just mix it up raw it wont be potent at all. it really need to reach a certain temperature so a chemical reaction can occur.
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>>723212071

Go to bed, gage.
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>>723200603
Where the fuck do you live
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>>723212485
You're just mad I fucked your bitch
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didn't see this thread, accidently made one myself. I need some help.
>>723212278
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>>723212575
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>>723203428
Google decarboxulation
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>>723202572
Haha I'm back.
You structured you post as if you are educated on the matter
Sadly, you are not.
Here's some info for op and other anons.
Never trust a bong head.
They hate joints and always post shit like this. >>723202572
The reason they hate joints so much is because the rip bongs all the time which stops you getting stoned off of joints. Bongs in excessive will turn your lungs to shit. Much faster than joints.
I could really go on.
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>>723210934
>>723211063
Really ? You'll just give your noumber on 4chan ? What about FBI ?
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>>723205675
Back.
Because mango is good for you
Google it.
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>>723200405
Under rated
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>>723213265
People post cp on here, you think a phone number's a big deal?
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>>723213598
I guess not...
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>>723200383
In North California I get Ozs of mid/top shelf for 120. So about 4 dollars a gram. Normally 10 a g but like anything the more you buy the cheaper the deal.
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