Finished this shit before the last thread starved to death.

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First template

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>>723197409
Op here

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Hope I made it before thread died.

>>723197409
Also like your taste in music OP.
> Amon amarth ftw.

>>723198347
Viking as fuck man, know any Old Norse

>>723197409
Get a car hippie fuck

>>723198532
Nah but always wanted to learn. Been on Iceland several times, their language is as close as you get today.

>>723198547

>>723197758
Neckbeard detected.

>>723198547
Not OP but why have a car if you don't need it? He clearly lives in a city. Never been in a city where you need a car.

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8 me

>>723198820
You get pussy and respect

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>>723198673
I'm ordering this book this week. trying to find something else to occupy my time.

>>723198918
>pussy and respect.
Fucking kek. Let me guess, Murica?
Car means nothing in some places, just a transportation tool. Doesn't give you shit besides bills and a empty wallet.

>>723198844
I like you, and your active lifestyle
10/10

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>>723199023
Actually have that book mate. Not gotten around to read it though.
I mostly wanna learn old Norse because of the over 2000 runestones that can be find here in Sweden. Would be awesome to read them.
>pic related.

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>>723199031
Emperors new groove/10

>>723199031
Ew

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>>723197409

>>723199113
Not American,
Girls love cars, and girls love guys with money. It's the ultimate combo to show
1 you have an awesome ride
2 you don't give a shit about the cost because you have the dough.
hence, pussy and respect.

>>723199424
hell yeah, i hope to speak a few languages before i die, i got the time for it.

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>>723199729
i can't find anything wrong with this post.
10/10

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>>723199982
another viking among us

>>723199982
who is the girl ?

>>723199798
It differ from country to country mate.
Where I live having a flashy car get's you nothing but a "daddies boy" status stamped on your forehead if you are under 40..

>>723199729
Breddy gud 8.5/10

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>>723197409
Here you go OP

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>>723200047

>>723199982
lrn2crop/10

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Kill me

>>723200349
are sandwiches in general not the best type of food? 10/10

>>723200182
fuck yeah
>>723200193
eli tetona
>>723200467
nah, thats perfect

>>723200573
my nigga

>>723199031
Typical blizzard fan.

>>723200241
That's sad mate,
You should always be given the chance to get laid thanks to your parents achievements. That is why I work hard every day, to give my future son the chans to crush some puss and dedicate it to my success.

>>723198347
Jävlar vad nordiskt.

>>723201224
Ja för fan. Född och uppfostrad utanför Gällivare.

>>723201065
People here only respect the man who worked for his own money. And that takes time.
Below 40 with a flashy car = women will think you are a spoiled brat and that gives you zero pussy.

>>723201515
Viking x1000
Hur kallt är den vanliga tempen på vintern? -40 ?
Själv bor man ovanför Uppsala :d

>>723201870
That would never happen in the third world, one of many reasons i prefer developing countries.
And where is "here" are you from a nordic country?

>>723202540
Northern Sweden.

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>>723202532
Hehe, ligger runt -30 på vintern. Medeltemperaturen är -16.9 (Stockholms medel är -0..) på vintern.
Blev -47 förra året, då var man glad över dunken med hembränt. Fy fan.

>>723202770
I'm familiar with the law of jante, that explains a lot.
tip, go to eastern Europe, excelente exchange rate and beautiful girls.
Why live mediocre in a first world country when you can live like a king in a third world country?

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>>723203200
I have no interest of living "like a king"..
I have my little house, a daughter and my girlfriend. All I need.
>pic related. Home.

>>723199031
>deathgrips
my niga

>>723203118
Hemskt jävla kallt.

>>723203376
Svenskaste huset 2017.

>>723203704
Hehe min stolthet. Var helt nergånget och målat i en hemsk gul/beige färg när jag köpte det.

>>723197758
holy shit legit loser wtf

>crow
>mountain dew
>wine
>the matrix
>tool
>shitty scandinavian sword

genuine neckbeard, you're a fag

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Rate my incredibly basic life

>>723204734
Meh ok. Seen a lot worse.

>>723204812
That's exactly how I feel about my life tbh

>>723204830
Take a trip, spice it up a little. Even a new hobby can do a lot of you feel "stuck".

>>723203266
Happen to have the template for that?

>>723205007
I'll try to plan something if I can afford it
The gf and I could use a trip

>>723197409
don't eat milk cows plz

>>723203845
>Shitty scandinavian sword
Fuck off.
The rest you listed is okay.

>>723205556
You do realize milk cows also get eaten after a while right?
The second they stop producing milk/get hurt, sick they get butchered for meat.

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Roast me gentlemen

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done

>>723205980
By definition, IPAs are not soft drinks. You are likely underage and picked that because it's your big brother's favorite drink.

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Roast me?

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>>723206426

>>723205980
>Politician: Bernie Sanders
Back to plebbit

>>723198844
>Paris
>White as snow
Something doesn't add up, Mohhamad. (Well, sure, not as bad as Swedistan but still)

inb4 back to /pol

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done

>>723197758
>dethklok
my man!

Damm this is a brand new meme, I hope the normies don't fuck with this one

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>>723210274
fixed
fuck you Wilson