Are they worth it? I'm never gonna get laid, so I'm

lmfao go and get a hooker anon

Thinking about this. Which one feels most like the real thing? Original smooth fleshlight?

>>723194589
you dont want one that feels "like the real thing" get one with a shit ton of ripples and ridges

Average lifecycle of a fleshlight
>Be horny
>Buy one
>Use it once
>feelsgoodman.png
>Use it four more times
>Go back to jacking off with a hand
>Forget you have a fleshlight

Go get one dude. Got mine last week and its awesome

>>723194589
I have a heavenly textured one for when my wife is on her period. Would recommend.

>>723194893
Truth, too much hassle to keep it clean

>>723194589
Dude, hire an escort.

>>723194677
This
It's the same price

>>723194975
>you can get an acceptable looking, clean hooker for 40 bucks

Where do you live? Ukraine?

>>723194975
Same price for 1 sex with hook but price for the sex infinite on fleshlite

No, it's not worth it.

>>723195058
Huh?

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>>723194953
>too much of a hassle to keep it clean
And you guys wonder why you can't get laid.

>>723194953
>>723194893
How much hassle? I've seen varying accounts

Some say you just rinse it with water and starch it now and then

Others give a fucking novel worth of isopropyl alcohol, drying periods and on and on

>>723194589
No, they are not.

You have to clean them and keep them stored properly so they don't "go bad." Also, they really don't feel that great, my hand does a better job.

Save your money and get a gym membership instead.

>>723194893
This..

No one wants to clean something after jacking off.. It's just making a very enjoyable thing only a tiny bit better, but much more costly/requiring cleanup

well i got mine 3 days ago and now i turned into a heavy masturbator, like seriously this is getting out of control.

I wouldnt buy one for 60+ bucks though OP. Start with 20+ bucks and if you like them you can try more expensive tools.
Of course if you really are a eternal virgin then buy one of those sex dolls for 700+

>>723196351
but seriously tho, get a hooker

>>723195625
nah I just used water all the time but it still felt like a waste of time and lube after a while

>>723196351
Sounds fun

>>723194589
Definitely worth it. got a pocket pussy and it was the best nut of my life nothing like it except maybe the real thing but I'm a Virgin so I wouldn't know.

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>>723194589
In College now, I bought the plastic case and 3 sleeves (Stoya, Heavenly, Speed Bump) for $100 CND, it was shipped discreetly.

- Not as good as a Woman but better than your hand
- Increases stamina, I can beat hour long Cock Hero videos now.
- Easy to wash out with water

>>723195518
This moron is trying to say you can fuck the fleshlight as many times necessary for a one time price. But a prostitute needs consecutive payments

>>723194589
if you can purchase that, why not a hooker/escort?
This guy knows whats up >>723194974

Fuck it, seems like the majority likes them and the main complaint is just the cleaning process. I'm placing the order.

>>723197769
Because as other anons have said, hookers take consecutive payments. Plus, finding a clean, decent looking one that doesn't disgust you for even one bone is way more expensive than a fleshlight-

>>723197714
Ah, thank you kindly good sir, i must depart now but have a good evening

>>723194589
lmao reminds me of one i had. trashed it a long while ago.
>not warming it up and sticking your dick in cold silicone
>cumming inside and not cleaning it because fuck it im too lazy
>find it few days later and it smells like death

overall i would not reccomend, hand fells equally good, it's too much of a hassle to maintain it.

also get laid

>>723194589
Tenga man.

>>723194893
this

>>723194589
Orgasms are way way better than your hand. I use it in the shower so it's not a big deal to clean. Dry it with a towel in and out afterward and if you want to keep it feeling silky you put powder on it, if not it's just kind of sticky silicone. Either way feels fine. You go though lube alot faster than normal but as long as you're not some masturbation addict that does it like 3+ times a day it's not a big deal to clean up


They also prevent you from getting death grip syndrome when having sex

>>723195625 i just take mine into the shower and rinse it in there (no soap) and then just give it a shake and place it under a bedside table to dry, its not that much hassle really, as long as you have somewhere to store it without fear of being found. Sometimes il just close it up and leave it overnight and clean it next morning. Pat down with cornstarch and put it away till u next feel like it. Its different to real pussy but its really nice possibly the closest thing? Its nice to have options,sometimes hand is better sometimes fleshy is better but im glad i have one. Sometimes i prefer the cleanup of the fleshy than cleanin up all the mess on my pubes.

Tldr: sharpie in the pooper

>>723194589
Look into Onaholes, they are much better if you find the right one. Fleshlights are pretty mediocre entry level shit.

When i ran out of lube i started using spit and its just as good you can also make good lube out of cornstarch theres recipes online

>>723194893
Literally this.

its okay. Not per se better than hand just different

>>723194589

They're great if you have a skinny dick. But if you have a decent amount of girth, your dick will push all of the lube to the back.

It'll always drip back. It's a given

This guy seems to enjoy his fleshlight

motherless
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>>723199276
When I ran out of lube I got some cocoa butter lotion at Walmart because I didn't want to go to the porn store. DO NOT DO THIS. Anything with coconut ingredients in it will mix with the latex an turn it into acid. It burnt the shit out of my dickskin and peeled like a sunburn for over a week. Read the ingredients.

>>723198575
>3+ times a day

Rookie numbers.

>>723194589
if i had discovered onaholes/fleshlights/etc. while I was single, I'd have stopped attempting to secure a female immediately

Bought one while high off my ass, my wife opened the box. She didn't give a fuck if my occasional jerkoff session was punctuated by a slippery silicone sleeve so i used it now and again until it fell apart (it was neither stored nor maintained properly)

It's been a couple years since that one bit the dust, I might consider another one that's a bit more expensive (the one i got was $40 CAD by the time shipping and taxes were applied, so super cheap)

i just used spit as lube for it, I'd like a tighter one with some actual lubrication

>>723194589
they are worth i have had one and have a gf u will be fine. its stupid not to i threw mine away now im fucking loafs of bread with gel lube>mold

>>723202885
What kind of bread?

>>723194893
>>723194953
>>723195771
How is it THAT hard to clean? Are you guys generally not into touching/cleaning your own jizz off something? Because that's kinda pathetic.

OP I bought one (not an expensive model like a true fleshlight, but still a sex toy) and honestly think it's worth it. They're easy to clean (warm water and whoosh, you're done) and feel pretty damn good.

>>723203543
>Are you guys generally not into touching/cleaning your own jizz off something?
i dont speak for everyone, but yes thats pretty much it for me.

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>>723194589
get one

>>723197509
Why would anyone want to masturbate for a goddamn hour?

>>723194589
If you're not particularly well-endowed (let's say less than 7 in with average girth) you should get the "sex in a can" series. Otherwise you're getting something that your peen never seen. They're tight and wonderful. Hot running water to warm up and to clean. Easy business and the nut is great. I'm cut, so it feel better and is better for me than my hand.

>>723205553
That was my thought. I think I'd rather be an easy buster than a woman wishing I was done 40 minutes ago.

I've gone through several. They tear and break. Even the expensive ones.

I've found it's much better to buy a really cheap one off of Amazon and just replace it every 6 months

http://a.co/60Jos1m

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>>723194589
I curve down.
Am 5.5-6"
20
3ed year of college
Virgin

What are my odds of getting laid, any advice?

I have one... the stoya destroya
Waste of money. Hand feels much better

>>723206011
you can always do one night stands then if they dont like ur dick just leave them

I got one of those fifty dollar latex ass and pussy combos off Ali Express and a flashlight knockoff. I fucked that latex ass until it ripped in half daily for a few months. Absolutely the closest thing to a real chick as possible.

>>723206376
Does that mean I'm good to go? Or am I gonna have trouble finding one night stands?

>>723195578

This.

>>723205728
>>723205553
It's more about having control. You can let go at any time.

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>>723194589
ya gotta start somewhere, but its definitely not the best substitute

get the flight faggot

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hahahaha why would you PAY a hooker?

>>723206721
as long as you are handsome it will be okay. youre average which is good, but you better have a good personality and be studying a good career plus a good face in order to get a 9/10 as a gf