How do I lose my virginity? please help! My situation: >18

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Pls help

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Anyone??

>>723193630
Lol

>>723193128
prostitutes exist

>>723193128
>Larger nose
Jude?

>>723193128
> how do i lose my virginity?
by having sex

>>723193128
grow some self confidence

>>723193128
>Description of me: Blues eyes, athletic build, 5ft 10", good teeth, little to no acne, larger nose, good hair, good clothes/style
"Good" isn't a description, you fucking moron, and since you feel the need to describe your looks as "good" as much, then chances are, they aren't good at all.

>>723193128
Tinder.

inb4 you are actually looking for true love

>>723193128
fucking focus on your education you fuckin cunt, rather than ripping a bitch's pussy. With the wealth comes the uterus

>>723193128
>UK
>Good teeth

Choose one

>>723193128
>18 years old
>crying about virginity
>in UK

You live in a country with slutiest people after Finland. Either you are too insecure or you are not meeting enough people.

>>723194816
This. You sound like a pretentious faggot, OP. No wonder you can't get laid.

>>723195290
Underrated

>>723195305
Maybe not wanting to screw up the wonderful friendships he has with people he won't talk to in a year.

Source: me doing that shit for way too long

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Talk to women.


>Anon says, despite having never initiated a conversation with a woman.

I want to kill myself.

Stop making a big deal of it. People have been having sex every day since the beginning of man. By over thinking it you're sabotaging yourself. Go up to a girl you find pretty and ask. Shit, girls love sex more than dudes. Literally, you can ask and they either say yes or no. Nut up man.

>>723194428
I have yet to see any in England (not OP)

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>>723193128
>UK
>Good teeth
lol

>>723193128
You know what drops panties anon?

A fucking JOB. Grow up, make some money and suddenly you are a catch. Right now you are a manchild, there are plenty of those all over Europe.

>>723194816
Hey now. Some people think fedoras and unicorn tshirts are "good" right?

>>723193128
>little to no acne
>larger nose

There's no hope. kys

>>723195535
Well they're not going to have a giant fucking sign saying "I'll blow you for a five spot" I'm pretty sure you don't even know what you look for.

>>723195535
Who said anything about England? The Netherlands is like right next to the UK, plenty of whores there.

>>723195481
This.

This is the era of meaningless hookups and FWB that will get bored of each other in weeks.

Making a big deal of this just means that will be missing out on this.

>>723193128
>Blues eyes
>athletic build
>Blah blah blah shit that doesn't matter
You have to not be autistic.

>>723195658
I am aware it won't be as obvious as that. I haven't been here long though to be fair.

>>723195781
Every woman is a prostitute for the right price.

>>723195841
Someone didn't get a date in high school.

>>723195693
(samefagging)

Missing out on this and not finding meaningful relationships anyway by sitting on your ass, I mean.

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>>723193128

OP, you probably suffer from social anxiety, because if you're not unattractive, then what's stopping you from getting laid?

But in case you're single-mindedly focused on losing your virginity without focusing on what's stopping you from getting laid, then why not go to a hooker?

>>723193128
A Flight to Amsterdam is under 2 hours faggot, plenty of prostitutes there.

Also craigslist exists

>>723195479
Pretty much me

>>723195922
Lost my virginity on prom night with a cheerleader. That doesn't mean I don't know that money is a powerful motivator. Shit, im as straight as the day is long but you can bet I would suck a dick for a mill or so.

>>723195305
>finland

What makes you say that?

>>723193128
>college
what BTEC did you take spastic?

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>>723196318
Then again, I cant talk to anyone. Severe social anxiety.


Tell me, anons. Is tinder good for finding other desperate people who dont want tk chat face to face? I can text, sure, but thats pretty lifeless.

I turned 20 recently and seeing all my old friends on facebook in a relationship really put me in a bad place.

>>723194478
10/10 comment
Would read again

>>723196747
Could be referring to 6th form college?

>>723194478
kek supreme

>>723196964
>Could be referring to 6th form college?
Literally no one refers to 6th form as college. If you do then you're retarded

>>723193128
>UK
>Good teeth
sage

>>723197043
In mine they do, literally everyone does.Maybe a YorkShite thing.

>>723196588
I live near Finland, I've worked there. The women there are literally whores. I had to constantly say no to various women and girls because I had a girlfriend waiting for me back home.

>>723197043
Where are you from? Some areas do while others don't. I know in Northern Ireland they don't but when I came here they misunderstood lol.

>>723194816
I'm just shit with adjectives, I meant I take care of my hair, have straight teeth etc
>>723195626
Got a job

>>723195651
Why? Ree...

>>723196235
I'm not that anxious its just its like I'm cursed. Every time there's a chance it could happen something gets in the way e.g them having a bf or whatever.
>>723196747
Sixth form college

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I have a 20yo disabled friend who's making a shit ton of drama just because her crush friendzoned him 2 years ago, and he's been in love for 7 years. He says girls don't like him because of his physical limitation and I say people in a worse situation could get laid before that age, so it's a matter of luck too. There are some answers to your problem:
>talk to girls
>be always honest (but not to the point where you say "i have a scat fetish")
>first time is so fucking overrated, just wait for it - i just did it once last year and i'm 19. you're not becoming a wizard by not wetting the sausage for two weeks
>what >>723195626 said (pretty much the best answer if you're not studying)
>if no job, college will give you the chance

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>>723195626

>A fucking JOB. Grow up, make some money and suddenly you are a catch.

A woman should want you for you, but you suggest that money should be the primary motivator for her giving you any action? Then why the hell not go to a hooker instead?

The only time when your financial prospects should come into the equation is when you're dating a woman for a while and both of you decide to get serious and want to start a family.

>>723197122
>>723197043
BOOM, CUNT

>>723193128
literally get off /b/ and stop being a faggot

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>>723197187
there's no need of literally, leafy

>>723197099
>>723197118
Nottinghamshite and that's fair but I've literally never heard of anyone refering to 6th form as college

>5ft 10"
there you have it

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>>723197243
Surely I can just say i'm 6ft?

>>723197242
We auto assume people at college are spastics but everyone at 6th form just says college.

>>723197316
You probably could, until she whips out the tape measure

>>723197352
Fair enough, growing up 6th form was always refered to as 6th form. It was probably so if anyone did say college we knew immediately they were retarded

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>>723197491
That's nice but how do I fuck a girl???

>>723197491
It was in secondary, just to do that humble brag that you're *not* a retard but then as soon as you go to college it all changes.

>>723197612
By putting your penis inside her vagina and peeing

Didn't your mum and dad not teach you the birds and the bess?

>>723197612
Get paid
Get laid
gatorade?

>>723197717
But how do I get a girl to do that with me?
>>723197719
I have a job

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>>723197122

>I'm not that anxious its just its like I'm cursed. Every time there's a chance it could happen something gets in the way e.g them having a bf or whatever.

OP, you give up too soon. If they mention a boyfriend, ignore it and switch to another topic and keep the banter going. Often it's a learned response by being approached a lot by guys. However, if she still brings up a boyfriend later in your conversation, then by all means stop, but not immediately. My feeling from your answer is that you give up too easily and aren't confident enough.

Keep in mind, observing what women do is often more important that what they say (e.g. saying they want a nice guy while fucking "assholes"). Words are cheap in the dating market.

>>723198162
They usually do actually have them though. How do I get better at talking to them/ making them like me in that way/ bantering?

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>>723198306
Pls help

>>723196873
You'll find people with all sorts of reasons to be in Tinder, but the code is that you'll be having stupid dates and fucking and from then on you see what you get.

OTOH, you have an actual psychological problem Seek therapy.

You don't lose anything by trying Tinder, though. Just play it cool and try to be fun to date in chat and dates.

If lack of success in Tinder impacts you emotionally: try therapy. And more Tinder or Ok Cupid or whatever.

>>723198592
Tinder is window shopping for people. Only those who are hot af or ugly af get "wins" on tinder.

>>723198306
Seek more girls and hit on them if it looks reasonable to do so? Get actual friends who can from then on hook you up? Dating apps and shit?

>>723193128
I'm 18 at 6th form too, where are you based?

>>723193128
How about you get off 4chan and go hang with friends and meet some girls ?

>>723193128
Stop having blue eyes. Blue eyes are for faggots. Wear contacts

>>723198852
Where should we go? Half my mates are still 17, and clubbing is dead in the week.

>>723198851
Central England.

>>723198968
Anywhere near Hull, that's where i'm based.

>>723198696
Eh, I got likes and I'm only a somewhat handsome man with an insufferable "so randum XD" profile description, engineered to weed out the average woman (I know this is pretentious, but I was looking for someone to actually have fun with).

Got a few mutual likes a week. Could have gotten more with a less gay-looking picture my now-girlfriend, who I found on Tinder, tells me, but whatever. Satisfied.

>>723199035
Midlands.
Got any advice? There's loads of girls at sixth form but I can't just approach random ones, wat do?

>>723198968
Same, I'm in telford but college in Shrewsbury

>>723199128
You not got any in your friendship group? If not then try find a friend who has a load in their group and get closer to them over the next few weeks?

>>723199128
West Midlands? Anywhere near telford?

>>723199136
You live about 40-50 miles from me

>>723199208
Nah my group is 5 other average guys. All virgins. Don't know anyone like that tbh.

>>723199280
>>723199303

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>>723193128

Get some confidence.

Im a solid 6.5/10 dude, my gf is 9.3/10. Girls dont give two shits about looks if you have half a nut and the balls to actually take initiative

>>723199433
Can you explain more please? How did you get yours? What do I say etc

>>723199433
Can confirm, confidence is so important, which i don't have. (Not op)

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Anyone?
>>723199433
>>723199433

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>>723199533

I met her at a party with some mates, and I started speaking to her. Always have a good number of topics up your sleeve to talk about. Make her interested, no one wants to hear about ur shitty school life. Make it so that you are control of the conversation but at the same time give her space to speak her mind.

Literally just dont be autistic around her. Also, some people arent ment for each other, so if it fails you, keep trying anon. From the 3 girlfriends Ive had in my life, Ive probably been rejected by around 15 girls or so in total.

Also, sex is a bitch. It has a snowball effect too it, once you've had sex atleast like 5-10 times and youre starting to get the hang of it, you get more and more confident with girls.

>>723199880
Any good topics for convos? I struggle with this bit

>>723193128
I have dark brown eyes and get more pussy than you. Blue eyes don't mean shit especially when you're ugly, kid.

>>723193128
Find a job.

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>>723199880
>>723200001
You still here??