It's happening /b/. Reports that the dead are walking the

>>723191601
pills, my favorite defense mechanism

Pink pocket pussy
>this is fine

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Yea the braindead are walking the streets and they are called liberal SJW feminists

Guacamole those zombies to fuckin death.. again!

>>723191601
Pretty fucked, I have a miniature of Sambuca. Is it at least returned to the state it was in when you bought it? Could go for a shot before I get my brains eaten.

>Speed
I'm just fine

>>723191601


I'll be fine because I'm inside playing vidya on that new SSD I just bought.

Praise gaben.

Apple© Earpods™

At least I won't hear them comin

Oh good. A medium coffee from McDonald's...
It's kinda hot

bread?

>>723192009
Fuck...I got a bag of weed.Want to trade?

Scotch tape.
Zombies be rekt.

tic tacs, a shitty $2 pocket knife and a water bottle, guess it could be worse

A Monster energy drink.

Well, it's so acidic maybe it'll dissolve their rotting flesh

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>A tank of gas for my car
Allahu Akbar.

A TiBook.

>>723191601

It's ridiculous.

OP's mom charging 29.75 for a hummer and didn't even squeeze my balls.

>chainsaw
A good start.

>>723191601
9,2% beer

Flea meds for cats over 9 lbs. How fucked am I?

A grape faygo...

>>723192418
that game was fucking harder than driving in real

A philly cheese steak. At least ill be delicious.

>>723191601
Car aux lead, wooooo

A fucking mars bar

>>723192615
Played the shit out of that game.

The last thing I baught was 5 tall cans. So I guess I'm fucked. At least I can get drunk before I die

>>723191601
I bought a motorcycle, guess they're fucked

a pack of cigs and toastbread
>fuck me

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>>723191601
An anti-snoring kit. Oh well, at least they might not be able to hear and find me at night...

>>723191601
Wooden soap dish from ikea, brilliant.

>>723191601
3ds

I got a ham and cheese sandwhich

>>723191601
cheeseburger
Just fuck me up

>>723194347
was a charger not 3ds

>>723191601
My new tooth filling?
shit

>>723191601
A plain grey hoodie and a 6 pack of boxer shorts.

>>723191601
Math classes. great.

>>723191601
a salad

>>723194347
Kek same here anon but I actually bought a 3ds xl

A shitload of booze...

Pack of cigs and a monster energy drink. Atleast I'll die happy

>>723194551
buy mhgen fun game

>>723192755
What game is that?

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I bought a waterpipe. I'm fucked.

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>>723191601
Set of 4 so once i've broken/thrown all 3 i'll just have to skate away on the remaining one

>>723191601
>cigarets
well im fucked but can still satisfy my adiction

>>723191601
a gimp suit

>>723195042
Bobber?

>>723191601
1 lb of deli-sliced salami

At least I'll die well-fed

>>723195272
no im called tim

Bottle of smartwater. I will surround myself with a moat and live in splendid isolation.

>>723194416

Bite them to Death...again!

Season 4 of Arrow

Well shit

A spyglass... At least i can see them coming from a distance.

>>723191601
A tin of cassoulet

I've already eaten it

>>723191601
Q-tips and eyedrops. They'll have really clean ears, but I'm fucked, I guess.

colt m4 a1 +m9 bayonet

coffee.. Guess ill stay awake during the first hour of it

>>723196519
youre so fucking gay

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>>723192006
Bumping for answer to important question, would like a drink before trying to use pic related to fend off zombies.

It is glass, so I guess it could be worse.

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>>723191601
One can of carburetor cleaner. Don't know about the zombies, but I can at least spray other non-infected in the eyes so I can get away from the zombies a little bit easier.

hmmm mtg cards..

>>723191601
I have a DVI - Displayport adaptor... nice

Romaine lettuce. I'll be fine, zombies aren't vegetarian. Neither am I, I just fucking love Romaine lettuce.

2 slices of pizza and a coke for 7 bucks. At least I die happy.

a pack of smokes. I dont mind

Resident evil 7 DLC

A bluetooth connected cockring.......

Mother
Fucking
Snickers...

>>723191601
>case of tall boys

wew ill be fine

>>723191601
>Foor long BMT
Ive got this

>>723191601
A $100 edible arrangement. I will court the females with chocolate and fruit!

I will cuck every zombifag with my living sperm-fueled penis.

A go pack of hummus. They will treat me as a god.

>>723201944
Assuming that was for valentines day, how do you go over a week without spending money?

>>723191601
Pack of smokes. I'll kill them slowly with cancer

A glass bottle of red cola. I guess I'm okay if I just bottle them

nuclear submarine

New set of tires. They're already on my truck, so it's time to squish some zombies.

Three cans of monster and a pack of cigarettes. Not too bad for my last meal.

>>723202713
that sounds extremely disgusting. the amount of nausea one must feel after consuming all that...

>>723191601

11 yo thai gurl

i guess she is fucked.

>>723191601
Half a kilo of bologna? Pretty fucked.

>>723202833
Doubt I'd consume it all at once. Probably beat a few zombies in the head with the red monster then take a break, light up a cig and crack open the orange monster. Meh, I could think of worse things to do before I become a member of the ever-growing army of the undead.

>>723191601
I am so sick of these threads. NOTHING is going on in Sweden. We are the beacon of hope in a bigoted world and your drumpfkins just can't accept someone who isn't your own skin color. Most of our women prefer migrants to whites in this country because they are sick of the same stale rhetoric pushed by white men. My family took in a migrant and he is the best father figure I could possibly have, even though he is younger than me, he has actual life experience. Maybe one day you will all wake up. I get to live in a country where I can be openly homosexual without feeling oppressed like I would if I lived in the west. Hell, even visiting family here in London, I still see the bigotry that the USA propogates. It leaks through the borders. I am truly free in my home country, and it makes me sad seeing all of your drumpfkins clamor over REAL fake news.

>>723201285
Kek

a pot noodle

>>723202908

have a (you) + kek

>>723202125
Easy don't spend money on shit you don't need

Three pounds of Sara Lee honey roasted ham.

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>>723191601
>How fucked are you?
I can defend myself with my MMA skills, and then enjoy a nice meal considering that it's the zombie apocalypse.

>>723191601
sausage and egg breakfast burrito, thank you papa bless

>>723195462
you deserve to die

six pack of busch signature copper lager

>>723191601
>Eats Rice Krispy Treat and accepts fate.

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>>723203455
>I can defend myself with my MMA skills

>>723191601
>chapstick
ok

Red bell pepper. Whip up a last supper

>>723191601
shovel and a hoe from home depot.

i've been worse off

>>723191601
Huh I guess I can make a makeshift shiv out of the can of energy drink I bought.
It wouldn't last long though.

>>723203455
I don't know what is the most bullshit, thinking MMA will save you in a zombie apocalypse or calling a McDonalds Cheeseburger a nice meal.