Sup r9k, im on my way to my father and there is this dude sleeping

>>723190600
uh i fucked up but i take request anyway

>sup r9k

not sure if troll or autist

lick his ear.

if he wakes up say "it was dirty, i was just helping you clean. can i lick anything else clean for you?"

>>723190773
reroll

also, tape it and post here

put your dick on his leg

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You won't do shit because you are a Dutch fag.
Everybody knows that the Dutch are fucking cowards.
I sat in your trains last year. You have a 'stiltecoupe' (which means silence carriage). When people talk or make noises, you all just watch, don't do shit and complain on the facebook page of the railway company.
Go hang yourself, you lazy cocksucking wankstain!

>>723190600
Leave him alone.

Do something daring but don't post about it.

Get out at the next stop and lie down on the train tracks

wake him up and say:

"OH SHIT WADDUP"

steal a shoe

shoe on head

Punch him

Take the seat next to him and take a selfie.

Ask if you can be the guy

SCREAM ALLAHU AKBAR

Kiss him straight on the lips.
Take pictures.

>>723190600
Easy one: take picture of your cock near his face. A foot is enough

Let him sleep

>>723190600
Nut on his face

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flash your dick

>>723190600
Lean in and take a selfie with him.
Then post it

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Still sleeping

put your cock on his lips until he wakes up

REEEEEE

>>723192654
Wake him up.
tell him about your homosexuality

>>723192654
flash dick, what are you waiting for?

grab his penis until he wakes up

shit on his lap

>>723190708
Often both

>>723192654
laat 'm met rust en bemoei je met je eigen zaken jij onzekere zielige flikker

>>723192654
Piss on him

jizz on him

stand next to him and fart in his face.

Act like an attendant and tell him he has to exit at the next stop

lick his titty

fart in his mouth

fuck him

Sit next to him and piss yourself.

Take a shit on his leg

>>723191002
nig detected

Whisper in his ear how you want him to fuck your ass

sit by him and scream that you shit yourself

scream allahu akbar

198.

Those who denounce the absurdity or the perils of incitement to waste in the
society of economic abundance do not understand the purpose of waste. They
condemn with ingratitude, in the name of economic rationality, the good
irrational guardians without whom the power of this economic rationality would
collapse. For example, Boorstin, in L’Image, describes the commercial
consumption of the American spectacle but never reaches the concept of
spectacle because he thinks he can exempt private life, or the notion of “the
honest commodity,” from this disastrous exaggeration. He does not understand
that the commodity itself made the laws whose “honest” application leads to the
distinct reality of private life and to its subsequent reconquest by the social
consumption of images.

scream fuck niggers and then slap him

>>723192852
wat hij zegt. kutmongool.

tell him to grab your benis

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Slap that punk bitch

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>>723193170
>scream allahu akbar

This

scream i hate blacks and then rape him

11.

To describe the spectacle, its formation, its functions and the forces which
tend to dissolve it, one must artificially distinguish certain inseparable
elements. When analyzing the spectacle one speaks, to some extent, the language
of the spectacular itself in the sense that one moves through the
methodological terrain of the very society which expresses itself in the
spectacle. But the spectacle is nothing other than the sense of the total
practice of a social-economic formation, its use of time. It is the historical
movement in which we are caught.

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Faggot is still asleep

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never ever rolling again look wtf happened to me yesterday.... no words

59.

Under the shimmering diversions of the spectacle, banalization dominates modern
society the world over and at every point where the developed consumption of
commodities has seemingly multiplied the roles and objects to choose from. The
remains of religion and of the family (the principal relic of the heritage of
class power) and the moral repression they assure, merge whenever the enjoyment
of this world is affirmed–this world being nothing other than repressive
pseudo-enjoyment. The smug acceptance of what exists can also merge with purely
spectacular rebellion; this reflects the simple fact that dissatisfaction
itself became a commodity as soon as economic abundance could extend production
to the processing of such raw materials.

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>>723193385
wrong image lel

rub his wiener

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>>723193441
omg failing trips in a "i failed trips 3 times arow caption"
its getting absurd

take another picture but with flash

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>>723193884
>the thread of failing at trips

>>723193884
reroll

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>failed 2 trips 2 times in same thread inna row after posting the pic of failing another 3 times inna row in another thread
someone calc the odds please

>>723194222
fuck you faggit

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>>723194222
OMG
>GETTING TRIPS AFTER FAILING 2 TIMES INNA ROW IN THE SAME THREAD AFTER POSTING A SCREENCAP OF FAILING 3 OTHER TIMES IN ATHOTHER THREAD
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what is my fucking life

>>723194222
Way to fuck up. At least you're successful at failure.

>>723194391
>>723194222
>>723193994
>>723193441
just how
someone calculate the fucking odds RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>723194555
JUST FUCKING ROLL THE THREAD GOD DAMMIT

Take a picture of your cock next to him

Take a picture of your cock next to himm

>>723194555
and more trips

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I JUST MADE A LEGENDARY THREEEAAADD AAAAAAAh

Take a picture of your cock next to himmm

NEDERFAG

>>723194555
cunt nugger

>>723194555
what odds do you need calculated

If dubs take pic with flash

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>>723194908
how fucking unlikely is THIS SHIT
>yall niggers blessed to whiness this

>>723195147
maak jezelf dood

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i will tell my fucking grandchildren about this day

Suck his dick

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>>723194555

>>723195147
1.45777%

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and i dont even get fucking recognition

Cut his hair

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>>723190600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-LhfKKgncg

>>723196088
wrong thread

SUCK OFF THE PEEN OR SEXT YOUR PEEN

suck his cock

>>723193222
>>723192852
kanker joden, verneuk het niet met je moraalridder acties

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this happened yesterday

>>723196488
rollll

>>723196606
is there like a top list keks per thread or s.th. this is insane even the post collecting all the trips dubs and 69 got dubs wtf

Sit next to him

>>723194555
Script fag

post a selfie op

jullie zijn allemaal kanker dom haha
ik zit gewoon letterlijk dit te verzinnen en jullie zijn er kanker hard ingetrapt
ik ga nu ff rukken en dan slapen

stick your benis in his face and wake him up

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this idiot sit across me now

>>723198496
show him your dick

Where's your train headed?