I sticked a 12x1,4inch dildo up my ass 30 minutes ago and I that

try taking a normal shit

>>723186739
Push harder.
Push it IN harder that is.

>>723186739
>sticked
8 year olds aren't allowed on /b/

>>723186859

I did an enema 1h before I inserted it and didnt eat since 6 hours

>>723186739
get a family member or trusted friend to help - that emergency room visit will set you back alot

>>723186739
push another and gtfo

>>723186739

>Step one: Slav squat
>Step two: cough hard

That's how they get shit out of prisoner's asses in prison without stickin' their hand up there. Saw it on a documentary

Good Luck /b/ro.

>>723186986

what the fuck am I supposed to tell them?
"hey dad I shoved a double dildo up my ass and might need you to help me with it"

>>723187079

okay I am gonna try it, thanks for the suggestion

>>723187115

exactly

The dildo probably just needs the encouragement of friends.

Shove another up your ass to keep it company.

>>723187115
this
record and post reaction

>>723187200

Sounds fun but I'll pass this time

>>723187192
>>723187210

If you can't tell from the thread already, I am too much of a faggot to do it

lemme fuck the dildo outta ye

>>723187079

Okay that actually worked thanks /b/rother

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>>723187640
lol cool np

>>723187640
pics or didnt happen

> /b/, the home of fags and ex-cons

>>723188008

I cleaned and dried it already, but I'll try and take a pic before the thread dies

>>723186739
I dont' get why people panic about this

Just eat a bunch of food and let your poop push it out

>>723188504
Take a pic from your ass too

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what do you want, a fucking medal?

>>723188911

sauce?

>>723186986
>paying for medical assistance
Enjoy your freedoms in Burgerland, Americucks

>>723189057
pornhub, search for "lili chronicles", there's loads like that

>>723186739
Add a potato.

>>723188008

sorry to disappoint you, but appearently the pic file is too large

>>723188758

nah

>>723189395
http://www.picresize.com/

awww cmon op stop being such a cuck

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>>723189671
There we fucking go

>>723186739
were you fantasizing about being anally raped by a balck guy at the time?

>>723190031
i've had that exact model all the way up in me too. its not uncommon for it to happen. the real thing can be better if they listen well, so give that some consideration. save travels anon.

>>723190182
yes
>>7231190278
alright thanks for the suggestion

>>723187371
If you are that much a faggot, then no one will be a bit surprised.

>>723190501
touché

>>723190031
lmao

>>723188911
problem is she lubed up the dildo and her anus to the max and OP didnt
so good luck