>Be a 25 year old virgin >Never dated or kissed a girl

>20
>point of no return
I know this picture is old as fuck but it should be updated.

>>723180399
19. I have a girl coming over tomorrow night to smoke weed with me. How do I get it in?

26 here and i never even kissed a girl too

the worst part is the i live in brazil, so i wont be losing my viriginity or kissing for a long time

>>723180562
updated how? how much?

>>723181039
>26 here and I never even kissed a girl too
same here

>>723180562
Lost my virginity just days before my 22nd birthday.

Never give up hope /b/rother

you should post this on /v/

>46
>I've never even seen a woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1OFJA98bw

>>723181945
And that's why I find 20 being point of no return retarded af. I think most pussy guys get is in their college years and that only starts at like what, 18-19?

>>723180399
>25
>fucked about 40 girls, been in a 4+ years relationship
>single atm, regular sex life
>still feel lonely and empty inside

>>723180399
Turning 23
Virgin, not kissless tho.

>>723181039
Yeah you will probably be murdered by this time next week anyway.

>>723183172
turning 23 too
not a virgin, but am kissless.

>>723183390
hope so

19
No real intention of getting laid any time soon

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21 here, i live a pretty sedentary hermit life style and that absolutely isn't doing me any favors I've stopped hanging out with my friends even now a full year of being unemployed. I am losing hope or at least morale because i feel like if i really wanted to i could've knocked this shit out in highschool. back then my problem was simply a mixture of "oneitis" and having my sights set waaay to high. There was this big and i mean BIG black girl named nirvana that was into me and i kept feeling like i was a hypocrite and an asshole for turning her down and also chubby mexican who somehow had that like old hispanic lady face already...if theres any point im making its that its all circumstantial if I focus on getting a job and trying to engage more socially outside of my "digital" friends who dont even live in my area the rest might fall into the place and I also think the biggest problem we all have in this thread is since weve gone so far without punching that V card were placing too high a value on it. maybe our best bet is to actively put or selves in a situation where were working on ourselves and finding someone is at least possible.

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>>723180399

30 anon, already have fearsome wizard powers, I dont regret it

>>723183628
>no intention
Wuh....?

>>723180399
Was kissless untill 15, then lost virginity at 17. I got lucky and made it out of the loop just in time.

>>723180399
What are you if you lost your virginity at 19 and are now 34 without ever having sex since that first time?

>>723183628
good for you anon, fuck conventional thought.

>>723184018

Stupid? Cause you are no longer a wizard

>>723184018
a faggot just like me

Little advice to all of you virgins who wanna get laid. Start using apps like Tinder or even apps like Omegle work, specially if you are socially retarded and have hard time meeting new people.It will DEFINITELY work.

>>723180399
Eighteen here. I actually enjoy and do well in social gatherings but ever since school they just have never happened very often.

As far as I can tell I'm not annoying, can be pretty funny sometimes etc. and people have a good time with me on the occasions where I do go out. I never fucked up talking to girls, I just can't even remember having the opportunity.

I think I've either missed something, been unlucky or never tried hard enough to make good friends.

35.
Can confirm, wizard powers are real.

>>723184375

30 here, he doesnt lie

>23
>kissed 3 times
>never shagged :V

I've lost my virginity but I've never kissed anyone

>>723180399
Lost my virginity at 14 to a 16yo girl
Have a 8/10 gf coming over every few weeks to fuck all weekend (different universities)
Feels good man

>>723180399
nice dubs

I am 25 years old, already obtained my B.Sc in Biology and am working on my Master Thesis...
> never had friends
> never had a date
> never kissed a girl
> never had sex
> heterosexual

> there is no hope...

I do not even have anyone to talk to. I am always alone...

I lost my virginity 3 times in one night to this black prostitute when I was 28, kind of regret because she gave me crabs.

>>723186284
>I lost my virginity 3 times in one night
>lost my virginity 3 times
Are you fucking retarded?

Never was interested much in girls in HS. Well I 'was' but they were never interested in me. Perhaps it had something to do with being a huge nerd (computer club, a/v club, d&d club, etc.). Figured I was going to be a virgin forever... then college happened. Look honest message to any virgin HS geeks/nerds out there... fucking chill. Get to college, shower daily, do some fucking pushups every now and then. The pussy will be everywhere. I was living in residence less than 2 weeks before I was hooking up casually, no strings attached, no drama afterwards. Fuck basic high school bitches just get to college, move to a new city or something if you can that way nobody knows you. Reinvent yourself. And for fuck sake stop playing D&D.

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>>723180399
I'm 27. First time I had sex was at 24. Now I have a asian gf who's so submissive it's sex on tap. I like to put a dog collar on her while I fuck her

>>723185981

Just look at the internet for comunities that share something in common, no friends its an excuse, unless you are 100% akward

how do you NOT get laid? i'm a major fuckin aspie and I got the fucc without doing anything

>18
>Kissed 5 Girls
>When I was 16 I had a really kinky gf
>I reckon shes gonna be a polygamist later in life
>She somehow got her friend to do some kinky shit with me
>Most i got was some head and a few handjobs
>they traded places one dealt with me whilst I fingered the other
>Never had sex since I was too pussy to go to the pharmacy and ask for jonnies
>I nutted so I was happy

24 and I plan on becoming a wizard to summon my waifu.

>>723187468
Just order online or go to a drug store, jfc.

If you're talking about waifus youre gonna have a hard time losing the v card my man

>>723187575

Dumb aprentice, you can already do that, wizard powers are secret, u will understand when u get them

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>>723187834
I M A G I N A T I O N

>>723180399
>almost 26
>kissed yes
>dated yes
>sex no
fuck my life

>>723180399
Just turned 20. Finally evolved fuck yes. can't wait to hit wizardry level.

>>723180399
>21 yo virgin
>Kissed 3 girls

I have a nice group of friends but I never meet new people, no pussy on my horizon

>>723180399
21
i'd like to say its because i have never pursued anyone. but in reality its not in my hands at this point

>>723183929
>lucky
thats called a normal life, tard

>>723188285

U wont regret it

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>>723187424
>Socially awkward around girls
>Doesn't help that I'm a 4/10

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>>723180399

There are many advantages of becoming a wizard

First, you dont have to worry about sexual diseases nor having children

All the cash you earn is for you

Dont have to live gf drama time

You only have to take care of yourself

Not Alone if you have friends

Make fun of all the "alphas" who fucked it up and now have a babies

No longer care about insults or people who make fun of you.

You have more time for you

Enjoy life with less stress

>>723180399
I lost my virginity at 21. I'm currently 28 and have slept with 21 girls. That picture is bullshit.

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>>723180399
18, kissless, not hugless anymore since last week
>she was shitfaced drunk and hugged everyone though

>>723184319
>I just can't even remember having the opportunity
are you me? however I do have friends, just on a getting laid perspective

>>723180399

Lost mine at 14. Still with her at 19 now.

btw if you fancy it, Scotland's age of consent is 16 and everyone, man or woman is a massive slut. How our population is still under 6mil idk.

>>723187468
here in France, the condom machines are outside the pharmacist and always available
>tfw still haven't used it

>>723180399
>tfw your work colleagues are talking about sex and ask you if you've lost your virginity so you lie and say you already lost it

Being a faggot is tha same, or fucking/kissing another dude doesn't count? D:

>>723191566

It's sex isn't it? It counts.

>>723191566
Why would a faggot who has sex with someone of the same gender be a virgin?