Story time
>be me
>be in subway with friend
>crazy woman comes in and orders 3 foot long subs
>bitweirdbutok.jpg
>when the woman is asked to pay she says she needs to get some money out of the bank which isnt far away
>cashier looks confused but agrees anyway under pressure
>as soon as woman leaves subway she makes a run for it
>really weirdly jogs across road and puts subways in a shopping car that was just laying in the pavement
>realize she must have prepared the shopping cart
>realize im witnessing a planned subway heist
>obviously on some sort of drugs
>cashier calls manager for help but too fat too run after her
>time to save the day and stop this grand heist
>run across road to stop the woman who was currently running with the cart
>catch up to her
>try to grab shopping cart but it moves weirdly
>woman loses control and goes flying on the pavement
>mfw im also on the floor
>mfw im next to a crazy woman on the floor in the middle of a town center covered in meatball sauce
>manager doesnt even care about the subways because theyre fucking sandwiches
>realize how autistic I was chasing down a woman that had a plan to steal sandwiches
>everyone laughing including crazy woman
>just wanted to stop a subway heist
>>723178559
Kek
>>723178559
You thought it would be a good idea to chase a subway stealing crackhead down the street
>>723179053
I thought I could get a subway discount if I was successful