What's your technique to identify whether or not a

>>723177912
Every girl does anal if you pitch it right.

>>723177947

This

If
My big toe fits comfortably inside her rectum... good indicator

>>723177947
this

>>723177947

This.

It's more about angle than pitch though.

I've had anal with like 20 / 35 the girls i've slept with. Just be part of the alt / sex positive movement and everyone is open to everything.

Too bad all you idiots go after bleached blonde normies. If you were to pretend to be a feminist for like 1 month you could probably have anal with 5 girls.

>>723177912
fuck her doggystyle and massage her asshole with your thumb. if she's cool with it you're probably ok to ask. if she flips out then probably not.

>>723177947

/thread

>>723177947
This guy here.
Let me see.
Will post some stats I have of the women I fucked. Give me a sec while I count them.

>>723177947

"Come on, babe. Its small, it wont even hurt"

>>723177912
Fucking love this pic. Don't know how many times I've saved it, but I can't resist.

>>723178001
I see what you did there

>>723178012

Never ask. Bring her in a highly sexualised state and go for it. Asking is tantamount to appealing to her rational mind, where she was taught only bad girls do anal. It sounds bad, but it's true.

>>723178012

this right here

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>>723177947
I've fucked 54 women.

Out of all those women. I've done anal with 9.

I actually used to love anal. But I guess I kind of got bored of it. So I could ask to do anal with more of them.

Why, you ask?

Because twice from fucking a girl anally, I got chlamydia. It's extremely painful and takes a doctor visit to get rid of.

There were a few girls who I fucked anally on accident.

Another 2 tried it, but I was too big, but I'm sure I could have gotten it in there if I would have lubed it up.

Out of all the women I fucked... I remember one of them saying she's never done anal, but she'd be willing to try it with me. I remember while I was fucking her, she stopped me and goes, "Anon? I want you to take it in my ass." But I only got the head in.

With all the others, there only ever was ONE that specifically said she wouldn't do that. And she was my gf for a long time. She was hardcore Mormon. But eventually one day she said that she'd maybe do it once.

My current gf wants to try anal, but I have a pretty big cock and I don't really have the interest at the moment.

My best advice is that if you really want to do anal with a girl. Just eat her out from behind, lick her asshole a lot, start sticking your finger in both holes.

Oh, here's another great one.

While fucking her pussy from behind, you can lube up your finger with spit and slowly push your finger into her asshole. You're ramming your cock so hard, she either doesn't notice or doesn't mind. Then you up it by another finger and eventually, if your dick is slippery enough, you can quickly say, "Hold still baby, I'm going to put it in your ass." Don't even wait for her to respond. She'll be too turned on to refuse. And in most cases, she'll get more turned on by the fact that you're getting turned on.

>>723177912
I usually ask them if they do anal.

4) Under the right circumstances, go for it. If she protests, as in "what are you doing", answer casually "playing with your sexy ass baby". Never make it a taboo. If she outright says no, stop immediately. You approached too soon and missed your opportunity.

>>723177947
/thread

>>723178011
We want to fuck them in the ass not get fucked by them

>>723178612
Do you think someone would do that......Just go on the internet and lie

>>723178612
>I've fucked 54 women

Lol literally stopped reading right there

>>723178807
He isn't lying literally every girl I met begged for anal and they all started clapping when I said yes

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>>723178807
Speak for yourself

If she puts a dick in her ass

>>723178936
I'm 33 years old, have an 8 inch cock, but to be fair 2/3rds of the women I fucked were ugly or fat.

I'll include a chart in a minute too.

I wrote down all the women I fucked and rated them on a scale of 1-10 (got bored, lol)

>>723178612
>delusion: the post

>>723177912
by asking her

>>723178936
yea, what are you, two popular boys???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyNlSztFq4

"Accidentally" ram it in her turd cutter while in the doggy posish, then when she screams just put all your body weight on top of her so she can't get away. The feeling of her struggling will make her anus strangle your wiener, and the sounds of her screaming will 10/10 times be out of pleasure.

I got lucky, my wife took a shit one day and was moaning about how good it felt, and I nonchalantly said "You know anal feels like that but over and over" and she literally turns around without wiping and says "Go for it before i change my mind" so i fucked her in her still shitty ass, and now we do it on the regular. She sucks my still shit stained cock afterwards. I never thought shed be into it either, i didn't even bother asking or trying ever before that.

>>723177912

>going down on her
>using fingers in her cunt
>get all of it sloppy wet
>rim her butthole with your fingers
>moans? press the finger against her asshole
>continue the oral and push wet finger into dat butt
>finger fuck her ass and get her off
>while she's still high from cumming continue the tongue action on her butt ...
>flip her over and tongue punch her butt hole

she'll be begging for your cock in her butt

>>723177912
I just stick my thumb in thier ass during doggy style next thing you know I'm taking the hersey highway all the way the creams ville

>>723179510
Oh boy... is this really life?

>>723179548
Don't give up now anon, you got me interested

>>723179657
Ah fuck, it's more than 2mb... I'll make a thread on gif just for this.

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>>723179630
>>723179743
forgot to put longer version.

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>>723179787
got damn it.

Here. I don't know why it won't let me post the noted version. Whatever.

>>723177947

/thread

>>723179743
>condom came off
This guy must have a tiny dick for how often he does that

>>723179921

Dude. Don't be like that.

He's just a faggot that can't keep it hard fucking girls. So it slips off. So what?

>>723178858
My experience hasn't been much different to Mr. 54.

I've had 4 sexual partners, three of which showed interest in having my penis in their asses.

One decided that I would fuck her ass and so we went for it. Never happened again after that, due to her being too aggressive about it and hurting herself.

The next one talked about wanting it frequently when drunk. We only slept together a handful of times but I never went for it.

The third would occasionally grab my cock and push it against her ass if she was on top until the head popped in before stopping from pain. She does not react negatively to me putting any digits in her ass when I'm fucking her from behind. Just last night I went from thumb, to index finger to the knuckle without warning.

The 4th is the same as the 3rd in the sense that she does not object to a finger going in there if I'm fucking her from behind. She hasn't expressed any interest in taking an actual cock in there though.

Seems like the mind set of being somewhat spontaneous about it is the correct one. If they are into it and you get the green-light, just go for it.

>>723179657
I forgot how to link across boards...

>>723178612
What a fascinating man you are

>>723177912

if I shout in her poo hole and echo comes back at least 2 times, then I guess she's a bit into it.

>>723179743
Haven't seen something equally autistic for quite a while

Anyway girls are far more willing to try stuff when drunk. Just get her a bit tipsy, slip a finger in, make sure she's enjoying herself, and then pull out and press up against her ass and keep going until she says stop or moves away. With my ex she knew I was in to it and would try it every now and then. However of the 5-6 times we tried, 2 times ended pretty shitty, 2-3 I can't even remember how it felt or how it went because we were both drunk or utterly stoned, and the one time I remember most is when she was on top of me and tried stuffing me in her ass without lube. It was so tight and rough that I thought her asshole was going to peel the skin off my dick but at the same time getting crammed in there felt so good it took me a while before telling her to stop. Will definitely try with next girl I date, anal is the only fetish I really have that applies to real life (the rest I'm pretty sure aren't based on reality)

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>>723178612
That would never work in the real world. Any woman I've ever fucked would buck like a donkey if i tried to stick my finger up their ass with no warning.

Just ask.

I've had anal with 5/10 girls in my history. One (the first time) was a failure and we never tried it again, but the other 4 enjoyed it enough that it was a regular part of our sex lives. Two of them loved it so much we did it almost every time.

I only ever had 1 girl say no and claim she'd never even entertain the idea. She was pretty stubborn and a bit nuts, so she probably would have stuck with her first opinion without ever trying. For the rest of the ones who never did it, we just weren't together long enough for the subject to come up.

Don't be a creep that asks right away (unless it's a one night stand, then go nuts). Discuss it rationally, start slow and focus on making it enjoyable (if you can make her cum with something in her ass, you're halfway there), and most importantly, make sure it doesn't hurt. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong, and if you don't stop right away, you'll probably never get to do it again.

My wife doesn't love anal, but she cums basically every time we do it. That makes selling it the next time a lot easier.

>>723178612
>Accidentally
One thrust doesn't count

>>723177912
It depends on how good looking of a guy. If the guy is better looking (comparatively) than the girl and he's a "catch", she will do anal all day long.

If you're a fat slob and she thinks she can do better... No anal for you. Hell, you might not even get a blow job.

If that's your girl? She's either a feminist (so dump her) or you're out of shape. So hit the fucking gym faggot.

>>723180062
Nevermind dude, found the video with sound on Pornhub, viewkey = 220639654

>>723180062
>>>/gif/10130755
good ol FAQ

>>723180669
Nice work

>>723180522
What the fuck... How many women have you fucked?

I literally can push my finger in while I'm thrusting my dick in from behind, when I'm going doggy style.

If inserting a finger while doggy feels to agressive for you, try the same approach but when she's on top of you
Caress the cheeks, open her butt, slowly massage her anus
Good thing is you can see her face and gauge better her reactions...

>>723177912
Stick thumb in her ass

>>723177912
The only sure fire way I have even known is by checking how many tattoos a girl has. The more tattoos, the more likely to do anal.

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>>723180812
a modest 7 but i guess it depends on the kind of women you are going after. Maybe if i found a cock hungry whore i'd have more luck.

>>723177912
Honestly just ask. If they say no I ease them into it over time by eating their ass, fingering then fucking eventually. Most girls I've dated were either into it or interested in trying it. There were a few who just wouldn't do it though which didn't match up well with me from a sexual standpoint. It might seem like a dumb reason to leave but I need my girl to be kinky all around.

>>723181033
Even the more prestigious ones I've been able to do anal play with.

Usually sweet talking them works. Or how you want to try it because she's special.

>>723179548
I've seen that exact .gif

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>>723177912

Enjoy your poop scat fiends

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>>723177912
It's a pretty straight forward process anon
Simply pull down the lower garments and insert finger directly into anus
Insert 3 more fingers
If anus seems loose then she has either done anal or has taken a giant log shit.

>>723178115
Why would you save it more than once?

>>723181397
More than one device. Also, I save so much stuff, it becomes hard to find specific images.

>>723181033
Sauce? Moar? Info?

Face?

>>723178742
This. Make her comfortable.

>>723179921

it's actually the opposite. they make magnums because average condoms fall off of bigger dicks

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>>723180205
I lol'ed a bit

>>723178612
Chlamydia isn't shit, sperglord. You find out you've had it for years and never even knew, you go to the pharmacy, swallow a horse pill, then you're clean after a week. 2/10 you got me to reply at least

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>>723177947
Yep. If she really likes you, she'll offer her anus to you because girls grow up watching Internet porn seeing how they think all of us guys love doing anal which in fact isn't true for me. I don't care for it but by that same token if I refuse if she hints or asks for it she will think that I'm losing interest in her so I'll just do the dirty deed anyway although it's not my thing. She'll even think you're not alpha enough if you refuse to do anal or tug at her hair while doing her doggy style then she'll probably end up cheating on you with a A$AP Rocky looking nigger.

>>723182211
Speak for yourself. I got it only after anal encounters.

These were my symptoms:
>Burning urination
>hurting joints
>blurry vision
>hurting kidneys
>dizziness
>headaches
>and thinning sperm

I basically felt like I was dying.

And it was only weeks after fucking them.

>>723182350

Anal isn't worth it anyway. Pussy usually feels better. It's only the psychological thrill that does it for me. It's more degrading to them. You are more dominant and it's more sublmissive of them. Especially if you are the first there. Makes me feel like Marco Polo.

>>723179743
>>723179095

So had had his first time at the age of 27?

out of the 12000 women ive fucked ive only done anal with 1200 of them. the rest said my dick was too big because its 3 foot long

Advice on how to get my girl into it

She likes her plug but doesn't like thrusting

>>723182675

Put your dick in there without thrusting while fingering her. Repeat for a couple of times. Make her connect your dick in her ass with sexual pleasure. Eventually you'll condition her enough to open up to real assfucking.

>>723182626
No. Those dates are fucked. It messed up the dates with a date formatting script I tried to implement (too much time on my hands).

>>723181246
Eh, maybe one day i'll give it a good go.

>>723182675
More lube. Slow thrusts. Maybe get her a bigger plug so she can take your dick easier.

>>723182817
bought a vibrator to make her cum doing exactly that
hopefully will work
thanks anon

>>723182985
Like, have you never tried just eating her asshole out? And then just sticking your tongue in?

There's not a girl I've been with that that hasn't worked with

>>723183064
she doesn't want a bigger plug
but shes into bdsm
so maybe i'll make her do it herself

>>723177912
Her pantys are always brow cause they cant hold the shit

>>723177947
This.

>>723178115
https://imgur.com/a/ikqMn

>>723183098
Honestly, that just sounds kinda weird. Just to start licking someones asshole unannounced? I dunno. There is just something in me that screams "bad idea". If it back fires there is no way you can prevent her from telling people what a freak you are. I'd much prefer the safer option of talking about it first..i must be a beta but whatever. maybe one day i'll get the right vibes from a girl and take the plunge.

>>723181230
>It might seem like a dumb reason to leave but I need my girl to be kinky all around.
This nigga knows

>>723182411
Nice feet

>>723180812

maybe you have tiny fingers. wait... TRUMP?

>>723179743

>self-described big 8 inch cock
>condoms slip off 40% of the times he uses them

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Step 1 put a dick in her butt
Step 2 guage her reaction
Step 3 reguadless of her reaction she has a dick in her butt
Step 4 ???
Step 5 profit

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>>723177912
While fucking finger gentle her ass, if she gain wet in pussy u can open 2nd door...tested

>>723183098
Fucking this. Every girl I've tired it with has really liked it. 100% success rate so far.
>>723183559
But I get where you are coming from Anon, It depends on the girl. some are cool with you just doing it and some need to be sweet talked into it.

>>723177912
Never been with a girl that didn't... what are you, Catholic or something?

>>723180522

I've slipped a finger in the ass of 90% of the women I've fucked. I never warned any of them, and they all liked it...or at least didn't tell me to stop.

>>723183559

Let me tell you a secret. Her telling her girlfriends what a freak you are will actually work in your favour.

> 8/10 girl who works at my company flirts with me a lot but I shouldn't bang since I am her supervisor part of the time
> At one point she brags that she gives amazing bjs
> Company pays for an after work event at a bar for all employees, we end up at a table talking for a while
> During the evening, after a few drinks, she goes on about some guy she went on a date with that wanted anal.
> She bails on that date and is complaining that "why would guys want to do that when the natural place to put a cock is in the pussy?"
> I counter with; "using that logic, why should guys want to try blowjobs?"

A couple of months later she moved on to a different company and I was plowing her ass.

>>723183895

The few times I've fucked finger, I haven't been able to gentle her ass because semen arrives much quickly in that way

>>723183980
I dont mean the good kinda freak...I'm talking about " what a fucking weirdo, he tried to lick my ass hole! what a freak!" kinda weird. If you think that's a good kinda "freak in bed" i don't know what to tell you...

>>723183852
Well... cock was wet before putting the condom on from the blowjob I got. I guess I should put that in the notes.

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Don't forget, butter makes great lube!

Are there cuts on her arms or legs?

>>723183969
This guy gets it.

>>723179743
This is my list...

All these guys with "stick the finger in".
Unless she had an enema it's going to be a shit finger and/or smell.

>>723178612
>eating gf's ass
>end up with 2 fingers in there
>"anon, don't even think about sticking your dick up there"
never even considered it till she said that. she later learned to love the feeling of me fingering her ass because i used to make her squirt by hitting dat clit and when she came i'd shove a finger up there. she dumped me before i ever fucked her in the ass but i'm not that bothered because anal seems pretty pointless to me anyway. dunno why i even finger girls' asses but i always seem to end up doing it anyway.

>>723184470

So what?

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>>723184470
I agree, anon. surly whenever you're dealing with a literal asshole you want there to be some prep beforehand?

>>723178612
>but I have a pretty big cock
Had me until there.

Eat the pussy, after a while spread her legs wider and accidentally slip a well lubed thumb in the ass. If she doesnt complain, she's good.

>>723183559
I mean... what about just eating a girl out pussy-wise? You're not too ashamed to do that, right?

Because you could do that and just "Accidentally" slip your tongue down to her ass.

It's not like she has some kind of different nerve that causes her to shriek out. They're all pleasure nerves in that area.

In fact, when the first girl sucked my dick without me actually seeing what she was doing, I didn't know what part of my dick she was sucking because it was so surreal.

>>723184567
Just saying.She might get embarrassed about it and refuse anal sex even more.

>>723184590
When I'm horny as fuck I don't care if there's going to be some shit.Other than that I stick to the pussy and talk her through about other things, I don't want to put pressure or make her feel obligated to do it.

>>723184229

and then her friends will all say "eww that's so gross!" while secretly fantasizing about having their assholes licked later.

>>723184470

No. it's not.

>>723177947
This
And if she sends you pictures of her butthole, you don't even have to have a great pitch.

>>723184769
Stick your finger in your own butt then smell.

>>723184736

This

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>>723178612
Im sure you did

does she hang around a lot of gay men? that was a strong indicator of what kind of sex she might like or at LEAST be curious about. think about it, all the gay BFFs are always talking about how great anal is. Her interest is going to be piqued.

>>723183482
I know I've seen more of this bitch.

>>723177912
All girls are willing to do anal. Getting her drunk is a good start. Don't ask or beg. Just slide the head in and out. She'll want it all in soon enough.

>>723178612
thats some cringe thread level shit right here

>>723184709
Ashamed to lick a pussy? I haven't been on /b/ long enough to become a fag yet. I am interested in just trying someone like that though if you success rate is reasonable. I'm just too damn cautious.

>>723177912
need more of this girl please./

>>723184817

It will smell, but neither I nor any of the women I've anally fingered/fucked walk around with fucking turtle heads.

If you have a turd pressing on your sphincter where it can be touched by a finger, then you would feel an imminent need to defecate and probably wouldn't be having sex of any kind. Or you would shit yourself when you had an orgasm.

Jesus, it's like some of you don't understand anything about sex or human physiology.

I thought we all agreed that there's only virgins on the internet

>>723177912
They all do anal.
Just not with you....

>>723185159
Thank you for your expertise, Doctor.

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>>723184205
Second way is called meccanic horse: u start fuck her from behind then near her ears tell u'r ass il just look like that my coworker...
If u will able remain over the bitch more of 2seconds u are a Winner...

>>723185159
i was just pointing out that it will smell no matter what unless youve done an enema , don't take it too hard, it is not a dick

>>723185159
Actually, my ex used to love shoving her finger into my asshole. And after you shit, you can still have some shit in there.

She stuck her finger in after I had just taken a shit, and her finger came out shitty.

She's a nurse though. She worked at some assisted living facility where she would have to help old people poop. But she took a lot of pleasure in sticking her finger in people's asses.

Anyway, yeah. One time she pulled shit out of my ass. Sorry to say. Was kind of awkward, but she knew what she was getting herself into.

>>723182416
I'm a med student, and he's right. Usually men don't even know they're infected with chlamydiae trachomatis but sometimes it can give you those symptoms. It's called Fiessinger-Leroy-Reiter (at least in France).

>>723177912
>>723185280
>>723185399

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

I've done anal with several girls but honestly I'm kind of over it. It never was as good as I hoped it would be. I never met a slut that would let me pound her in the ass so I always had to be gentle. I could never go hard enough to really get off.

So in the end I just had to fuck them in the ass really slow and gentle and it wasn't nearly as much fun as I had hoped.

These days I just stick to regular old vaginal sex and pound them balls deep and hard.

>>723185786
Yep. Same here.

I think I got off more on the fact that it was naughty. So it had a great novelty for a while. Especially when I was a virgin I wanted to fuck anally really badly.

Then I got over it.

I kind of wish I'd still be into it as much.

>>723185786
Women are walking estrogen. Estrogen can make you feel 10 times more intense while going as slow as possible

>>723185587
Who's right? The person I was responding to? Or me (the person you're responding to)?

>>723185986
You, you fucking retard.

>>723179848
Jeez you've fucked 1s and 2s? But why bother?

>>723185786
>>723185786
you have to get a girl really worked up for her to be able to endure getting butt pounded. Once you get her all hot and bothered, try fucking her on her belly, while she uses a small vibrator on her clit (or even a bigger one to DP herself). She'll be so crazed she'll let you go harder. More than likely you'll both cum really hard.

>>723185084
You sound like a pretty big fag tbh

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>>723177912
http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
WATCH THIS IF YOU ARE NOT A GOVERNMENT CUCKHOLD AND HAVE SELF-RESPECT.

>>723184229
You sound like a giant virgin

There's no rhyme or reason. Although I've had more success with conservative women taking it up the ass.
My libtard wife has all but shut the door on it but to her credit agreed I could get it elsewhere.
Definitely agree with a couple themes. If you have a girl apprehensive about it, sell her on the idea. If the chick isn't sold on the idea, she's just gonna give it the college try, which ain't gonna work.
Don't push it too much or they'll be turned off.
One thing that I've had work is going to sex shops or looking at sex toys online. Girls will be more inclined to be involved. Buy starter dildos and movies that look at anal sex positive.

>>723179743
Really want to know what happened 3/30/2014

>>723186060
Hmmm...

I'm not extremely attractive. An 8 in some girls' eyes / possibly a 4 in others.

So I guess I take what I can get? There are periods where I couldn't get any pussy at all. Whenever I fucked a hot one, I considered myself extremely lucky.

But yeah, the 1s and 2s. Fuck... I guess I really just wanted to get my fuck count really high so that I could brag about it later.

One was literally so ugly, that I had to think of another chick to even stay hard. She was literally the ugliest women I've ever seen. But we kind of already agreed to fuck ahead of time. Luckily I got to fuck her slightly hotter room mate later.

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>>723177947
this

Just get her used to your running your hand up inside her butt crack when you're kissing, then start touching her butt hole when she's sucking you off, then start slipping the tip of your finger in while you're eating her until you can stick the whole thing in. Then, get your whole index finger up her ass while you're eating her, and start tugging and pushing it in her rhythm when she cums. Once she feels that, nothing will stop her from wanting something bigger up her butt.

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When she spreads ass like this

Catholicism is my first positive marker.

>>723186447
Go away Alex shill. I don't buy your racial tolerance.

>>723186699
exactly right. i would just add that its important to be aware of her comfort levels.

Sometimes, stupid as it is, women (having been brainwashed by society) think that they can't be CLEAR and OPEN about what they want during sex. So there's a lot of things that go unsaid. And then you end up with women with a kind of victimized mindset and then they lay on the guilt not just on themselves but on the men who fuck them. It's unhealthy and leads to drama.

>>723186447
Alex Jones is delusional. Check his facts.

>>723186870
just report him and that bit ly guy they're both just spammers

>>723186985
Also, try butt stuff in the shower. They are worried about it being dirty and/or smelly, and the shower will make them fear it less. Caveat: Don't try to fuck her with soap on your dick. Shit burns, and you'll never get it again.

I'm a straight guy and I want to give anal sex to another guy, preferably bigger.
What do ? I don't wanna go for it

>>723178012
ask for it? faggot

>>723187382
go find a girlyboy and/or trans person

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I was flat out railing my chick one afternoon and came out and buried my cock up my 'no way anal' girls tight asshole... Bitch cried for almost an hour and complained for three days about her sore asshole.

Epic.

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>>723187382
Then you aren't straight. You are Bicurious. Bisexual. Or perhaps just Queer. But straight? Nah, bro. And that's ok. Anyway. My advice? Grindr. Just say what you're looking for and wait. Or craigslist even.

>>723187484
Did you nut up in there?

>>723187382
Straight guy, wanna give anal to other man.... Faggot

My wife just said she would take roofies and let me do whatever I want. Holy fuck. I have no idea where to get them though. Probably won't happen.

>>723182350
Truer words.

>>723184033
Today in " Stories that never happened"...

>>723178936
do you think that's a lot or..?
not him btw

>>723187802
it is quite a bit

>>723187177
true. and water is actually not a great lube so don't fuck her in the shower at all. Showers are great for foreplay and teasing and exploring, not for full on poundings. Even the pussy ends up being uncomfortable in the shower, too much friction in the wrong places. Also, ever since I saw that one scene in that one Final Destination movie, i've always thought showers are out to kill people. So there's that kek

Only porn stars and gay men do anal.

>>723181033
>Maybe if i found a cock hungry whore i'd have more luck.
That's all women though

>>723187864
I guess, yeah...

depending on your age. he said he's 33
you get to fuck much more girls when you're 20+

I'm 23 and fucked more girls in last 2,3 years than my whole sexually active life (since 15)

Had sex with 21 girl up to today.

If she has a feminine penis.

>Be me, about 22.
>Tie my 24 gf's hands behind back and put her on stomach.
>Stuff shampoo bottle up her pussy and fuck her ass.
>Nut.
>Pull out. Oh, fuck. Poopie dick.
>Run and take shower.
>Feels good man. Nice and hot, in there about fifteen minutes.
>Come out and realize I forgot to untie her.
>She's pissed off with shit laced cum coming out of her ass and tainting her pussy.

I dont like anal.Did it a couple of Times but not my cup of tea i suppose.
Shame because my dick is average to small size and an old gf told me it was just right for anal

>>723184590
daaaammmm

>>723187909
Uh. Don't pound a girl's ass hole. Unless she's a full massochist, or until you've broken her in for a long time. Make it hurt, and she won't do it. Move at her pace.

>>723188069
Truth. Girls with feminine penises are the most likely to let you do anal.

>>723188065
I've only had 6 and i'm 28, i'm not ugly and i'm not obese. It really depends on your attitude, i generally stay in most days and don't go to clubs and bars only once in a while.

It might also depend on what kind of college you went to (if you went to one) because those live in colleges have lots of sex opportunities.

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>>723182211
>>723182416
>>723185587
I just got that. Dick burned when I pissed posses a it discharged this smelly shit. Went to the doc and they have me these pills and had me take a piss in a cup and draw blood to make sure I didn't have anything serious.

>>723178612
How many diseases do you have?

>>723186569
Family meetup

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>>723188686
He has all of em, he's dying.

>>723178936
>Lol literally stopped reading right there
the fuck is wrong with you?
there's people on here who have never even touched a woman before and you question this guy?
my cock is pretty big too, i'm not "bad" looking, i could've fucked at least over a dozen women too but i'm just not a fucking whore. so it's just 6, my current gf of over 5 years might not be my last, but we'll see.
she said she wants to try anal too one day but i'm not a faggot, so i can contain that kinky shit for a while until i run out of things to do. never done anal before, but who knows.
i'm not really eager to stuff my cock into anyones shithole though.
vagina is pretty fine.

anyways, fuck you, dude.
a very good friend of mine, female, fucked 34, and i was 34. she's at 36 now, she is 23 years old.
turns out, some people on here aren't ugly, socially awkward or something.

OP, the faggot that he is, asked a fucking question.

so why the fuck are you being such a faggot?
fucking idiots on here, srsly.
some people claimed that some of my experiences were made up, just because my life differs from yours doesn't mean everything is fake.

i've seen people on here questioning isis videos and that they're all fake. or the paris terrorist attack etc. you people are fucking pathetic idiots.

>>723188539
Yup, thats the treatment for chlamydiae. 1g of azithromycine, ie 2 500mg pills, and normally you're good to go.

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>>723178612

>"I want you to take it in my ass."

How do you take a dick in someone else's ass?

>>723177912
I ask her. If she says no I fuck her in her pussy so long, she begs me to finish and then I'm like: I could only finish in something tight like in your ass. They always agree. ATM is harder to achieve because, as I've written, I fucked them long time.

>>723188686
None.

Just clapps a few times.

>>723188783
>a very good friend of mine, female, fucked 34, and i was 34. she's at 36 now, she is 23 years old.

chicks can have as many partners as they want though, all they have to do is say "do you want to fuck" their numbers don't count

>>723187938

False.

I'm right around like 35-40 girls, i'd say a solid 1/3 of them i've also fucked in the ass. some of them really enjoyed it, some just went for it the moment.

hilariously enough one had done porn, but she was not into anal at all.

I never ask though, just drop a thumb when you're riding them from behind, you'll be able to tell right away by their reaction.

I have also had a few who didn't really seem into the thumb, but enjoyed it when i tossed their salad. Most of the time if they're down for that just gotta loosen them up a little more and they're down to take it up the poop chute.

Current GF has let me a few times earlier on in our relationship (still trying to impress you phase) but really doesn't enjoy it so don't really get that there anymore.

I don't know about all of you but the main reason I like it is not having to worry about knocking a girl up if you blow in them.

>>723188783
everything you said points to a massive lie and a very sad lonely life - nobody believes you basementboy

>>723186569
You mean the day after that (which is also not correct). But I had a 3some and a 4some. Was epic. Met my then gf at the time.

>>723189069
A key that opens many locks is a master key...
A lock that opens to any key is a shitty lock.

truth

>>723189069
Yeah. I was going to say this.

But I agree with the guy he's responding to too. Anons go into denial if someone pitches them a world view that's contrary to theirs.

>>723189241
But the lock analogy doesn't make sense

>>723185786
drugs + alcohol

used to have this pretty kinky fuckbuddy who could orgasm from rough anal as long as i played with her clit while i rammed her.

I'm talking like slam as hard as you can labored breathing workout status fucking in the ass.

then again same chick let me try to fist her, so probably not exactly the best example of a "well adjusted" female.

>>723189241
This, the number of times I've had to explain this to females.

>>723186603
Risk Aids and your dick falling off to tell other guys you've fucked the most desperate, bottom of the barrel, gutter rats. You need to get your head examined and fix your self-esteem

>>723188783
>>723179743
Can you please post her excel sheet too ?

>>723189241
I doubt it's as simple as that. What you're saying means that women who like to have multiple sex partners is somehow different or less than (i.e. "shitty lock") than men who are the same way. There can't be THAT much of a divide between what's OK behavior for one whole half of the human population. I mean, I see what you're getting at, but maybe people are people. And some people like to fuck a lot. And some people are degenerates. And sometimes those two things overlap without being gender specific. IDK though, just what I think.

>>723189477
different hardware, different software.

A girl considering her numbers being high a positive is usually a pretty good sign she's damaged goods. this is in part because of our basic programming, and in part because of social constructs.

Granted, a girl having a higher number might just mean she had quite the ho phase in college, but if she brags about it, sure sign she's a headcase.

whereas a guy it is socially acceptable to be proud of a higher number.

>>723188266
yeah, that's what i'm getting at. Don't pound. At first. Not if you want to make it a more consistent thing. It's a process. And the warm up period is going to be different for every guy/girl pairing.

>>723189887

see

>>723189948

>>723189020
You don't think a few times is one to many?

>>723189543
Yeah. I remind myself of Donald Trump in a lot of ways.

>Taking a ton of pics with girls and posting them all over FB to look popular.
>Fucking literally any girl that comes my way.
>Skimping on anything I don't have to pay for. Like trying to cut corners and haggle with any cashier or salesperson.
>Making pompous grandiose FB posts about myself to make myself look great.
>Pretending to know what the fuck I'm talking about regarding any subject (although, I think I'm better than Trump at that, because I don't sound like a total fucking retard [although maybe I do, who knows]).

>>723177912
ask her if shes ever been molested. If yes, then shes most likely into anal

>>723177912

flowchart:

Q1: Does she have an anus?

No.

Not a real person, move away from alien, alert authorities.

Yes.

She can do anal.

If answet to Q1 is yes: is she down for anal?

Yes. Great!

No. raep?

>>723190094
Well, that's just it.

It was always from having anal sex with girls. It's pretty easy to understand that a girl's asshole as fecal matter inside it, which carries lots of bacteria, including chlamydia. Your dick is a very sensitive tissue that absorbs anything like a sponge. I remember the first time I got the clapps from fucking this one girl anally. I got these rashes on the head of my dick the same night. Then after the next few weeks followed fever-like symptoms.

So basically what I learned is that I got clapps from having too much anal sex with girls. So that's why I laid off the anal.

>>723190018
I guess... I remain unconvinced though. Something doesn't sit right. Maybe, my experiences have been too far outside the norm to relate, but to me, any one who brags about people they've fucked as a way of impressing me doesn't turn me off, but doesn't turn me on. It's more of a boring fact (or fiction in some cases, but still boring). I don't see it as something to brag about. Nor as something to be ashamed about.

>>723190505
I've done a lot of anal and never got claymidia. You sure its not just cause you fucking skanks? Though admittly I don't spend 20min fucking

>>723190505
maybe you should just invest in condoms instead?

>>723190743
He might also be uncut and/or not peeing after sex. Those also up your chances for catching shit.

>>723189736
I'm not the same guy, you fuck tard.

>>723190752
Nah, it's not the same. I don't like fucking with condoms. Takes the thrill out of it.

I use condoms only if I absolutely have to after the girls asks for one. Usually I let it slip off and tell her it came off.

>>723190160
Cringe worthy

>>723177912
this pic is incredibly hot, fukn saved

>>723190160
you just described normal adult life anon. no-one actually has their shit together, people just pretend like they do to their 500 acquaintances on FB.

>>723180205
underrated post. 10/10

>>723190789
Oh yeah uncut here. I'd also wash my dick after so that might have helped too. I think it come down to hygiene and not sticking your dick into the dregs of society

>>723190789
>uncut
>prone to infections
on what planet do you live, jewfag?

Make funny references to butt stuff, and if she seems to like you more, she's into anal.

>>723179400
No truer story as ever been told

>>723178612
After you have drugged her with rohypnol it's easy just use lube and fuck her asshole.

One time in this regular looking girl's bathroom saw her toilet was stopped up with a truly massive turd, like a constipated for a week turd, big as a fist, so I of course I figured she was into anal, and I am enough of a dog to do it. She was into anal, bigtime, and fucked her ass in every position. Week later, found out she has a fucking morbidly giantly obese gay friend, and it was his turd in the toilet. Does this make me gay?

How do I get laid I'm still a virgin Reee

>>723191474
I don't know what shit you've read but you're a lot more prone to HIV, UTI and other infections being uncut

>>723182547
>believing a girl is a virgin anything

>>723177912
Tube.getthelube.com

>>723185265
If your being serious English please

>>723177912
If the sedative wears off and she starts screaming.

>>723192013
You were gay the moment you came here, friend.

>>723177912
>What's your technique to identify whether or not a girl does anal?

I try to stick my cock in her ass. If she lets me, she does anal. If she doesn't let me, she doesn't do anal.

>>723177983

dude that's sick.... you want her asshole to smell like toe?!?!?

>>723178012
This in my experience 4/5 girls will do anal, 3/5 will ask for it and do it regularly

Those wonderful screams of pleasure and pain.

>>723177983
>toe

I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.

>These fucking amateurs.

>>723193482

>Fixed it.

I try to stick my cock in her ass. If she lets me, she does anal. If she doesn't let me, she still does anal at least once.

>>723179743
why didn't you wear a condom with the ugliest girl on your list. You went bareback with a 1/10?

I'm slowly introducing anal to my wife. She says she will never have a dick in her ass, but I am confident that my dick will penetrate that sweet ass eventually

>>723177912
Ask her if she does anal.

>>723186807
Church gals are nasty

>>723177912
The "No" when you try to put it in.

>>723178012
also girls who do anal are way more open to 3sums... inmho

>>723178612
>ases, she'll get more turned on by the fact that you're getting turned on

This guy knows the things.

But /b/ is too virgin to understand that.

How is this on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lu5UoHKRVc

>>723192367
>I see the Jews are still at it.
What ever you want to believe anon

>>723178011
Dubs dude is right. Best way to get a chick wrapped around your finger is to lure her in with pro-feminist bullshit.

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>>723178612
I'm 30 married with 2 kids and I've fucked over 50 women give or take 5. Tried to do anal with at least 3/4th of them probably done anal with half. I can't remember every single girl or every time. Usually the rule is the fatter they are the more likely they are to take it up the ass.

At least this is my experience. Also too bad pic related fucks niggers or I would tear that ass up.

>>723193825
Ha ha. Funny nigger story. This nigger I worked with told me he never wore a rubber. I told this nigger he'd be better carfeul. He said, "I don't have to worry bout dat AIDS cuz I never messes wit da ugly ones." lol

You're a nigger.

>>723177912
I try to fuck her in the ass.

>>723191320
>>723190160
"How can eyes be real if mirrors aren't"
Were all living a lie. Wew

on the news the other day... epidemic with jr high age girls (Mormons) that are having anal sex so they can still keep their virginity... thoughts?

>>723194442
They're re-nigging on their TOS.

>>723194825
That's retarded man.

You're telling me that because Kim Kardashian fucked a few niggers, you wouldn't fuck her if she somehow ended up with you in a situation where she wanted to fuck you?

Get real.

>>723194512
the mucous membrane that's still active on the uncut penis serves as a breeding ground for STI's it also makes your penis more easily entered by bacteria due to the surface not being keratinized

>>723177912

Lick her asshole.

>>723195088
I'm all for it. Mormon girls are hot and stupid, too, so even better.

>>723195088
Used to be a Catholic thing, too. Might still be.

threads like this really highlight the virgins
>its really easy to "accidentally" touch her asshole with the tip of your dick when you are about to start some drunken vaginal missionary. If she freaks, she isnt down. if she giggles and says "not there" you know you have a chance. If she likes anal, she will hint around to see if you are interested. Thats how it goes every time. Most "nice" girls dont want to tell you that they like anal because they are worried that you will think that they are whores. You have to create the scenario where they can see that you might be interested. Touching their asshole with the tip of your dick will give them ideas

>>723194825
i kinda agree, but i do not really like fat chicks.. a little plump is my cutoff... have had anal multiple times, some girls just like it... have not noticed it being based on size.

>>723190789
This guy is right. i'm uncut. So I'm more prone to infections.

But would I get a circumcision now that I'm adult and knowing that it would reduce risk of infection?

Not on your life.

>>723191474
Uncut does make you prone to infection. You just have to be careful.
Honestly, I feel privileged to have an uncut cock. It's hard to describe. Like a weapon that can be dangerous if not used properly. But other fags who are cut, are more like kids that have super soakers, instead of an actual gun.

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>>723195166
once you go black, we don't want you back.

>>723195173
Your dick shouldn't be keratinised as well has you shouldn't be sticking your dick into everything that moves!
>mucous membrane
>breeding ground
So are vaginas but you don't see us fucking around with that.(the true source of all disease)

>>723195088
I live in Utah. I wish I could find these girls.

But then again, I'm in my 30s. I've only ever fucked like 2 18 year olds and they were total sluts.

I've only ever fucked one virgin and she was an ugly former Mormon duckling who was already in her 20s.

>>723195173
perhaps this anon is on to something... i have never caught anything form going in the backdoor, am Catholic, so had weenie cut as baby.

>>723195514
>>723195584
I'm not suggesting that anyone should get cut, nor am i saying people should just fuck everything that moves. I'm just simply saying that the guy who has had multiple infections if he's uncut and doesn't pee after sex it increases the chance of infection. Fuck!

keratinization happens when you're cut it's just a fact of the procedure.

>>723195492
i think this anon has a valid point

>>723184229
Are you fucking stupid? do you know how vanilla ass licking is?

just ask her.

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>>723178612

pop a finger in her ass, gauge her response.

>>723177912

I say "do you like butt sex" It's a tricky technique.

>>723195514
i am cut, and think i have the perfect shaped penis. Have been told on many occasions. Kinda weird as girl is giving head, they will pause while holding and just staring at it, i usually know what they are about to say.
I digress, back on topic to anal.

>>723192230
Prozzis m8. But don't worry sex is gay. Your not missing out on anything its over rated. No one in this thread has actually had sex, were all just fantasing

>>723194939
>"I don't have to worry bout dat AIDS cuz I never messes wit da ugly ones."
Thats some real wisdom tho. Ugly chicks tend to be bigger skanks

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>>723196154
I get the same statement from girls about my cock.

Being cut doesn't really change much in the looks department when it comes to an erect cock.

It just feels different (more nerves, more flesh to move around, kind of feels like lubricants in some ways).

I especially like when a woman is playing with my dick and licks the area around my head where my foreskin is. Nothing like it.

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>>723180205

i had a friend, back in college, he would go up to hot chicks in the bar and whisper to them, 'i would love to fuck you up that ass'. never saw him get slapped, and it worked for him often.just an average lookin dude, around 5'10" and 170lbs. I did not have enough guts to ever try that approach, but i was a short cute guy, (think Michael J Fox) so i got laid all the time back then.

>>723178936
Mine number is in the high 30s.

I had a second job at a bar during the rush. Changing kegs, washing glasses, filling the coolers, getting ice.

Drunk bitches came to get laid and didn't meet a guy. By the end of the night they are desperate and upset. "OMG I am SOOOOOO Uggo". That kind of lame shit.

I fucked about 15 women that were waiting in the parking lot to "talk" after I finished up and came out.

You can fuck all kinds of bitches. Hospitals mostly women, schools mostly women, hair salons mostly women.

You make this out like it is actually hard.

>>723184286
>get da buttah

>>723180205
ok, that is funny

>>723189141
>>723189141

I know it's been warm lately but it can't be summer yet...

>>723195881
And I'm just saying is there is literally nothing to worry about with good hygiene. Its like people talking about smegma

>>723180421
i had an ex gf, one time at a perty went to the bathroom for a quickie, tried to fuck her, she forgot she was on rag and had a tampon in. So decide to try a quick in the butt (first time) could barely fit just the tip in and had to stop as the knocking at the door ended it.

>>723194825
source

>>723197379
There is an increased risk if you're uncut even if you do wash your dick.

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>have large benis
>girls do whatever you want

>>723178612
Lol I lost track at like 9 (not more than 20 tho). Idk how you can just spout out 54 on the dot.

tbf I drink a lot though.

>>723197700
post more of these

>>723195088
this was the thing with Ive League girls a long time ago. Didn't want to mess up their careers by getting preggo.

>>723197481
cont..
later that night went home and succeeded at getting it in all the way, she did it, but did not enjoy it. She said next morning, never would have happened if she was not so drunk last night. We did try a few more occasions later on in our relationship, but she hated it.

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>>723177912
you ask them you fucking virgin

>>723198019
I've banged like, I don't even know, less than 10 or maybe a little more, couldn't say with any accuracy, and I rarely drink, and my job is to assimilate insane amounts of information requiring abnormally good memory so I seriously doubt anybody has any hope of knowing that they've specifically shagged 54 women, unless they are obsessively recording the details of their sex life over longs periods of time.

>>723177912
if she has a penis, she's into anal

she might be a pitcher though

>>723198264
all these retarded anons who say they would not fuck her are crazy. I am not a big fan of nonsense random tattoos or her hairy armpits, but that tight little body, oh yeah!