>Be me >19, 6'3, aggresive, not many friends >gf

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>Be me
>19, 6'3, aggresive, not many friends
>gf leaves me for my best friend
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>fuck her, don need that slut
>3 months later, shits getting bad, up to my nutsack in debt, missing college lectures,lost the will to get out of bed
>friends nickname me The Bear because of constant hibernation and aggresive tendencies
>Decide to stop feeling sorry for myself and get out there
>Still kinda fat, but im doing my best
>Hand my résumé into nearly every establishment in town
>Not even a day later and one of the establishments offers me a position on the floor room of a post-it note manefacturing plant
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>Things aren't bad, kinda enjoyed my first week, the people like me there
>I feel welcome
>One day, something was different. I had a bad feeling
>As i was walking along the catwalk overhead the floor, my Co-Worker, Aaron, wave at me, I joking told the shitbag to get back to work
>Oh Fuck My Asshole
>Old novelty car shaped like an egg comes crashing through the loading dock, tyres screeching. The heap of scrap slammed right into my coworker, dead on the spot.
>I ducked and ran, just got to cover, heard the driver scream "Aloha Fucktard" and went kaboom boom.
>Woke up in a hospital drugged off my head on the morphs, chewing my tongue
>Shard of metal from blast lodged in my chest, nearly killed me, doctor said i was lucky to be alive

Mfw I bearly eggscaped a sticky situation