Stop right there, criminal scum! I’ll have you know I graduated

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Stop right there, criminal scum! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Army of Tamriel, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dremora, and I have over 300 confirmed closed gates. I am trained in traditional swordsmanship and I’m the Arch-Mage of the Tamriel Imperial City Mages Guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nirn, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the streets of the imperial city? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of thieves and assassins across Tamriel and you're being back-traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, civilian. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tamriel Mages guild, fighters guild, and even the fucking THIEVES GUILD. I will use them all to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, criminal!