Got a story for you /b/ gather round. >be me >Friday night,

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>>723173616
Continue OP

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>>723173616
dont fucking ask to cont you dumb fucking faggot, just do it. you know what, fuck your dumb story, it sucks anyway assfuck.

>dyke apologizes, "I didn't know, guess I am guilty of what most men are guilty of."
Kek
>say it's fine, I get it a lot. But continue to look really hurt. Rub the back of my neck while looking self conscious.
>basically let out my inner faggot, higher voice light lisp thing. Just so my beard and 225 lb 6 ft frame doesnt tip her off I am as straight as a line segment.
>Lesbian (We will call her Gina, like Vagina) continues to apologize, and asks what I am today.
>I am male today, so I guess in a way. You weren't wrong" I say, trying to lighten the mood.
>Gina laughs, putting her hand on mine.
>itsworking.gif
>we talk about what I feel like gender wise on a basis.
>tell her sometimes I am a gay man, sometimes a lesbians woman. Nothing else really.
>totally takes the bait and we keep talking while my food comes.
>she isn't that bad besides being a total moron about the LGBT thing, but whatever.
>invites me back to her small group to eat and chat.
>I'm in.
How am I doing brothers? I am at work right now, so I may have to screenshot and boogie, but back tonight fosho. Should I continue?

YES!

>>723173616
>>723174597
dear diary, i'm a monumental faggot.

signed,
op

>>723174597
Just post already

>>723174597
aren't these things supposed to be written in advance or some shit?

>>723174597
Unless you get to fuck that girl, you will be a gigantic faggot.
You gotta not let them find out you're not genderfluiid and think it's all bullshit.

>look her up and down, and give her the cheesy Joey line from Friends.
>"Hey, how you doin'?"
Just fucking kill yourself man. Not even trolling.

>take muh food over to her group, couple gay dudes, (I assume) and 4 other women in a large booth
>introduces me to them all, for simplicity's sake, they are Fag 1, 2, and tumblrina's 1-4
>say hi, be polite and sit down next to fag 1, and offer some fries.
>Pavlov's dogs thing, reinforce my presence with good things like tasty fries.
>They start talking about their days, I insert a "mmhmm" every now to show I am paying attention
>every so often they mention patriarchy or the god-emperor, smattering of rape culture.
>finish eating, and sick of the topics, and some good music is going.
>"Hey guys, I came here to have some fun, want to hit the dance floor?"
>Gina agrees and jumps up, calling for her allies to join her
>stop by the DJ and request some Hard Rock, and Queen.
>Love me some Queen, /b/

>Fag 2 orders a round of drinks for everyone, I politely decline. Wanting to keep my whits about me
>Gina and tumblrina's 3 start grinding into each other
>Fag 1 says that Gina gets hornier with the more she drinks
>awyis.jepg
>order her another drink
>eventually "Don't Stop Believing" comes on, everyone flips out and starts singing, badly. As per custom.
>group pic arms around each other and Gina motions me next to her
>during song, she lands a alcohol laden kiss in me
>go to her place and bang
>Total slut in bed, kinky ass shit.
>Called me daddy.
>hypocrite, but hey, shit was cash.

TL:DR OP pretended to be a faggot and ended up fucking a dyke. Beat the system, it's possible.

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You're perfect, boy, cheers.

OP still faggot