>29 year old, single, live alone, dk how to cook >Frozen

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>29 year old, single, live alone, dk how to cook
>Frozen dinner every night, either frozen pizza or frozen ice cream
>terrible diet, almost 15 stone because of it
>Feelsbad.man
>Gotta sort myself out
>See that Gordon Ramsay offers a cooking class online, actually a pretty good deal
>I can always refund it
>Whynot.jpeg
>Paypal £90 to Ramsay
>Saturday afternoon, got some free time. Pull up Gordon's masterclass
>"AIGHT YOU FUKING CUNTS, THIS IS HOW YOU DEBONE A CHICKEN"
>didn't signup for this shite
>w/e, actually learning some decent cooking skills for once, continue through the vids
>debone chicken
>heat up pan
>olive oil the pan
>"chicken breasts, in"
>chop up some bell peppers, throw them in the pan too
>notbad.gif
>put food on a plate
>take twitpic
>hey Gordon Ramsey has a twitter, tag him in the tweet
>*whistle alert*
>look at my phone
>Gordon actually replied
>holyshit.mov
>what did he say about my dish?