You are Kruzor, the autistic fish. You live on the bottom of

>>723169193
Think about pancakes

I shall build a house out of toenails

Shit pants

eat a breakfast of plankton, krill, and shitty algae.

Hit fish with rocks

Build a house made of shells

He puts his whole fist in his mouth

Hit rocks with fish

Suck of a negro fish with hiv

Dig hole
Take rock
Jump in hole
Put rock on head
Play dead

Comes back from corrective surgery to fix his underbite

Walks the dinosaur

Shoots up a school of fish

>>723169499
winrar

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I shall kill the evil crablord with the help of my trusty blade

>>723169193
Kruzor, get on the floor

Drowns

>>723169193
Look for some shitty bait

Forgets how to swim

Buy tricaine from a local dealer

Befriend cuthulu and enslave everything except alt right white men

I masturbate to hardcore loli

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You are now walking Anon, the faggot dinosaur. It's time for his morning crap.

try to find spongebob's house

>>723170179
You climb into the dinosaurs anus and are joyfully rebirthed as it defecates.

>>723170179
It shits on your throbing retard cock and you masturbate with the shit

>>723170179
Dinosaur teeth-kisses your face and makes it sore

suck out da poo poo

Listen to Caramelldansen while fapping to hentai

>>723170360
We do not want this sickness in Uganda!

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>>723170200
You look for the house of the one called "Bob Sponge" and chance upon this oddity. What is your next move?

>>723170406
I'm just going to give this a reroll because why not

>>723170567
>one off
K

>>723170559
rape bob sponge while anon watches

>>723170559
Bob Sponge decapitates your dino

murder

>>723170559
Throw rock through window

>>723170559
Go to the Krusty Krab and order a krabby patty for you and a giant krabby patty for your Dino

open the door
get on the floor

Ask for patrick and stab him in the butt

Swim to the surface only to see a complete warzone at the land nearby

Fuck spongebob and kill dinosaur while fucking

>>723170765
>one off
Reroll

Kruzor and the Dino have forceful sex

>>723170179
The dinosaurs turds is bigger than itself. So big it sticks out of the ocean while still touching the bottom of the ocean floor.

>>723170788
Interesting...

>>723170889
>one off of trips
I fucking hate my life

hey faggot wwhy didnt u finish Spaceship story yesterday
also rolling for cumming in spongebob and making sponge kids

>>723171142
SpongeBob reproduces asexually.

>>723171424
i dont care
>>723171142
relrolling

Kill and fuck the dinosaur

>>723170897
Reroll

>>723171643
Roll

Kruzor drops acid with spongebob

>>723171643
Reroll

>>723170688
winrar

>>723171888
I got trips feels good man

>>723171888
>>723171938
o damn

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>>723170788
You knock on the door, and Bob Sponge opens, you feel a sudden urge to be autistic, and your retard strength kicks in. You yank on Anon's collar so hard that his head is severed off clean. In show of such great strenght, Bob Sponge plunges his hand down your knickers and actively strokes your massive retard cock.
You lay on the fallen corpse of anon. Bob Sponge drinks the blood as an aphrodisiac. He moans in pleasure as he rides your massive fish dick

>>723171142
I'm not the same guy that did the story yesterday

>>723171999
WASTED TRIPS
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Rolling for geting penetrated by a tentacle

>>723171999
oh, sorry.
rolling for chopping of your own dick

>>723172332
ONE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
reroll

I make Bob sponge my sex slave, and dress him up in latex.

I have Bob Sponge wear the dinosaur's head as a hat and he becomes my new pet. We go see if we can find the king of rock bottom

Try to kill myself but find out I can't and then proceed to rape loli hillary

This is clearly becoming a get thread
Also roll for having anon come back to life in dragon form and have it fuck itself

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>>723172600
Saddened by Anon's death, you stumble away from the cum covered body of Bob Sponge as he peacefully rests on the maimed body of Anon.
You try to kill yourself by drowning in a tank of water. Being the autist you are you do not realize that you are a fish, and that you cannot drown in the water. you do stumble upon the dead body of a very young girl, but with the face of an old hag. You recognize her from TV and this makes you happy.
You proceed to desecrate her body.
As the autist you a

I sever the head of Lolillary from her body to keep her mouth around my cock, I walk around the world showing off my new cock ring.

I bump this thread to get dubs on >>723173860

As I finish inside her, I make my way to Shell City in hope of getting the crown, saving the town, and Mr. Krabs.

I tear lollilary's face to wear her on my face. I find an secret email server and leak them.

In pure ecstasy, I finish inside her and drag her now life-less corpse to the nearest dumpster. After dumping her memorable, luscious body, I notice a heartwarming message written on the dumpster: "Squidward smells, GOOD" I, being autistic, go into an uncontrollable sobbing rage and enter the accompanying fast food restaurant with a loaded SMG.

>>723173628
break the tank

>>723174501
CHRIST, 10th post in total and 0 dubs REROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723174625
FUCK YOU $CHAN

>>723174649
GIMMMEEEEE DUBBBBBBSSSSSSS

>>723174730
fuk u u fuking site u wanna fite irl mate?

>>723174764
man i wish i was never born

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>>723174199
You tear off Lolillary face off her skull, slide a string between her two ears and wear it as a mask.You exit the tank, your cock still dripping of cum and leaving a trail behind you. You stumble upon a computer and randomly press keys on it. The facial recognition software is triggered and Lollilary's face is immediatly recognized. You gain access to her private e-mails and discover many classified e-mails, as well as chain messages saying "respond do this or you will die within the next days".
Fearing for your life, you immediatly respond, but being Kruzor the autistic fish, you also attach the classified e-mails and send them to all the contacts.

Bludgeon some Jews to death with a huge shoe.

>>723175320
rolling for this

>>723175150
suck your own dick

>>723175320
Rolling for this.

>>723174800
Lol what a waste

I try to fuck the computer into giving me the presidency of the united states

>>723175150
Ride a shark to the moon

>>723175320
Rolling!

>>723175150
kruzor is revealed to be hiliary clinton

>>723169524
Came to post this.

>>723175320
rolling.

>>723175150
turn pc in to timemachine

>>723175150
fap and cum once again, I guess

>>723175150
he finds the lizard people and Autism's his way to world domination.

>>723176000
noice

>>723176000
Winrar

>>723175150
You raid Behind the Meme

>>723176000
Checked

>>723175150
Go to Australian waters and fuck a kangafish

Suck asian tranny dick for fishsticks

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what is this shit.

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>>723176000
You meet with the world leaders. Seeing you arrive as Lollilary, they immediatly turn to their true nature, and shapeshift into reptilian overlords. Knowing that only you will be able to fulfill their agenda of world domination, they crown you Reptilian Super Overlord

>>723176770
yay, i did something!

>>723176770
fuck em to death

>>723176770
utilize the Suns rays to turn everyone into niggers.

>>723176770
kruzor is revealed to be Hilary clinton

>>723176967
roll for this

>>723176770
Spider-Man takes over the story and everyone becomes spiderman

>>723176770
kruzor is ted cruz

>>723176770
turn impoverished African children into soy-lent green

>>723176770
Kruzor kills Trump with a brick and then nukes North Korea after finding the button.

>>723177166
Fuck you

>>723176770
its been a long day, time for chicken nuggies and bed

>>723176770
Aaaaand he starts watching CP

>>723176770
kruzor is hungry, lets bite some bait. maybe even reeled in?

>>723177218
Reroll

>>723176770
Puts Hitler's head on a pike and kills all the lizard people

>>723176770
Kruzor is hit by a submarine. does he survive?

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>>723177246

>>723176770
kruzor decides to try out for the olympics. being a fish, his chosen sport is track and field

Nuke the moon and/or Mecca.

>>723176770
Kruzor runs through a field of thorns with his dick out. it is shredded by the thorns, turned into a bloody hamburger mess.

>>723176770
Kruzor decides to explore the deepest part of the ocean.

>>723177524
Roll for this.

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>>723177166
Suddenly, everyone is spiderman, and he has taken over the story.

Zruzor wakes up from his bad dream, and checks on his dinosaur, anon.

kruzor kneels to islam and is beheaded.

>>723177628
the spidermen goes to battle all the loli threads

Make scrambled eggs

>>723177680
roll for this

>>723177680
Rollerino

>>723177628
magical fairy appears and gives spiderman zruzor 3 wishes

Then he starts a thread on 4chan about an autistic fish, that turned into spiderman

>>723177800
winrar

they fly in the air to fuck the air

After he is beheaded the head grows crab legs like in John Carpenter's The Thing starring Kurt Russel. After which Kruzor says "Wow, I grew crab legs like the fat guys head did in John Carpenter's The Thing starring Kurt Russel!"

The spidermen are now Nazis.

>>723178053
Two off. Dern.

>>723178053
Kek. Seconding this.

>>723178053
>>723178232

Samefag.
Second.

>>723177628
Spider Kruzor comes across bodies dumped into the ocean by an infamous serial killer.

Spider Kruzor takes the rocks used to keep them underwater and shoves them in his pants, letting the bodies float to the surface.

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>>723177680
Spider Kruzor has a crisis of faith and turns to Islam, he trades his red color for the black of Allah's soldiers; ISIS.
While pledging allegiance, turned towards the Mecca, he has forgotten (because of his raging autism) to put his massive retard cock in his trousers and is seen as an Infidel spy by his superiors.
He is swiflty beheaded.

>>723178643
isis uses spider kruzor's head to taunt and threat the infadels in the western world

Splitting him only made him stronger. Now there are two Kruzors! He regrows head and body respectively and fucks all of ISIS to death while giving the classic autistic REEEEEEEEEE screech war cry.

Autistic fish Kruzor discovers his dick is really a mini Bin Laden, he starts jerking it off and it explodes.

Ghost of kruzor haunts newt gingrich also newt has an afro

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>>723178321
What were you trying to accomplish here, retard?

autistic fish finds a cure for autism but doesnt use it on himself because of autism

>>723179008
Roll

>>723179086
reroll

Kruzor's body begins to vibrate and radiate light and heat. A low drone is heard in the distance. Its the REEEE of millions of autists come to avenge their god king. There was a firefiiiiiight!

>>723179008
this

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>>723179059

>>723178643
barack Obama sends america into Syria for this execution

>>723178053
Fuck it, I'll try for this again. I'm running out of ideas.

>>723179008
Rolling

>>723179411
Fucking winrar

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somebody screencap this golden thread. OP you are a pretty cool guy.


my roll: A magical leader of ISIS is resurrecting Spider Kruzor but accidentally makes his Trump Kruzor

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>>723179411
You feel a sharp pain in the back of your neck, then nothing, After a period of darkness, you are finally awake, but everything is eerie, you don't feel quite yourself, in front of you is a man, a man you recognize from television, N...ne...new... The name is still fuzzy in your mind and you feel inexplicably drawn, linked to him in your soul. You try to speak, but no words come out of your mouth.

>>723179837
Thanks bro, I'll try and keep doing these in the future, their good fun for me as well.

I'm accepting good porn webms as thanks

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>>723180481
Suddenly, as you approach, the beautiful man grows a hairstyle of african descent.

>>723181089
newt Gingrich suddenly kills himself from the nightmares

The autistic fish Kruzor gets 15 erections.

>>723169193
OP make a game

>>723181506
make it 35.

>>723181583
It's a project I may work on once I finish the game I'm currently working on

I haunt Newt until he loses it, and inhabit his rotting corpse

I bump this thread to get dubs on

I plunge my ghost fish hand into Gingrich's heart to make him have a stroke then take him back to the underworld

I tear the flesh off Newt's face to reveal the reptilian spiderman he truly is

newt gives me a small loan of one million shitposting /b/tards

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Newt hears the call of phantom Kruzor, he strangely pull out of his pocket a small loan of a million shitposts and tries to hand it to Kruzor

>>723185435
I take this small loan and use it to begin a meme empire at the bottom of the ocean