Claim your celebrity wife, once someone picks her, she's gone, so be quick.
I pick Natalie Portman.
Dubs to steal.
Summer Glau
Daisy Ridley
Rashida Jones
gotta be Heather Graham. She just has that thing
>>723169144
waifu
Miss Hannah Minx
still would
>>723169799
Great taste, anon.
I pick the Duff.
>>723170154
you're a sick man
If female - Kate Mckinnon
If male -Rory Caulkin
this
>>723170906
when she looked like this
Easy decision
Jenna Coleman
Claimed.
>>723170030
Well shit.
>>723169144
Stealing.
Anna Sophia Robb claimed.
>>723171277
well done, anon. dubs checked.
Nina Agdal claimed.
Got the best
>>723169144
Claimed.
>>723169144
she was my waifu until she went full jew
>>723171653
>until
So she was your waifu until you learned more about her?
Jane Levy
claimed
Alex Daddario
>>723172233
Stealing
Maisie pls.
margot robbie
>>723172656
Fail
Jordan Jones
claimed
Elizabeth Olsen
>>723169452
Damnit
Brie Larson
Jenn!
>>723172928
Imagine breeding with Lia
Sara Underwood please
>>723173253
Damn it
I'll take Dove, and we can have wife swapping
Iskra Lawrence
>>723170995
Attempting to steal Jenna, if I fail I'll just have to settle with pick related
I'm going with Alba
I would have intellectual conversations with her and kiss her and gently fuck her up the ass.
>>723173560
oops forgot pic
debbie
Amy Davidson claimed.
>>723171611
>11 dubs
If higher dubs than 11
Amy Adams is our friends with benefits
and anon is cucked.
All day long.
>>723169841
>>723171415
>>723171611
>>723171924
>>723173127
>>723173112
>>723173423
>>723173554
>>723173253
Can We have more than 1?
if so look at this intense steal.
>>723173740
damn
>>723170877
>dubs
but why??
>>723173799
>dubs.
I win them all.
>>723174088
>dubs again
just to double secure my new celeb wiefs
How am I the first to pick Ariana? She would sing softly to me after every lovin sesh
>>723174088
Trying to steal back Miley
>>723173525
You can keep her. Yuck.
Whitney
>>723174088
Didn't get in the claim, just the whining about the miss.
So your groaning got dubs, congrats.
>>723174088
>>723173799
I was going to say no, because you didn't get it on your roll, but dubs twice in a row says you can have them as long as you live in Utah.
Jen Selter
>>723174221
Fuck almost had trips
>>723174411
Ayyy
Does anyone else look through these celeb threads and wonder who the fuck half of these people are? I mean, are they just girls who have an instagram and "leaked" nudes and maybe a sex tape?
>>723173109
this
>>723174435
Enjoy your AIDS
>>723174468
Thanks I will
Holly Earl
>>723174287
>my groaning
i just said damn, damn
>>723174296
yeh i live in utah defo
>>723174173
>>723174411
>>723174300
and lemme jus take these too
Cara Delevingne all the way
>>723172574
fuck you shes mine
>>723172574
stealing
Amanda Seyfried pls
>>723173740
Emma Watson
Emma Watson
Nina Agdal
Amy Adams
Jennifer Aniston
Elizibeth Olsen
Dove Cameron
Jessica Alba
& Jordyn Jones
>>723174300
>>723174814
>>723174411
>>723173729
p.s. just to be greedy ima steal these 2
Evangeline Lilly all the way
>>723170180
steal
>>723175228
i give up. i only want Amy Adams
you guys can claim the rest
Olesya Rulin for the win
>>723175239
Is this shopped? I swear her tits weren't that big
Mine
ALISON BRIE IS MY DREAM
>>723174173
Gross. Listen to better music dude
>>723174441
I watch a lot of movies, so I recognize a lot of the actresses here
>>723174441
I'm a little out of touch anyway, so I just figure it's youtube star or some rapper's girlfriend. They can have their spotlight celebs.
>>723169144
get on my level youngfags
>>723175501
steal attempt
>>723172126
noooo :( pls dubs
Ellen Paige
>>723175501
Damn it anon, I wanted her.
Dubs get
>>723174441
I know what you mean. I'm not into pop culture at all, I just like looking at hot girls.
Also claiming Rachel Cook
>>723175776
Nearly trips, anon.
Close.
>>723172126
Sorry mate gonna have to cuck you
>>723173609
Great taste, anon.
Too good a pick to not have at least one steal attempt.
Steal.
>>723175559
Who said anything about liking her music? I think she has a very sexy natural singing voice. Something soft, subdued, and personal. I agree that her pop bullshit is bullshit. As her husband, maybe I can help her write and perform better music. I would love to hear her sing some Joni Mitchell or Billie Holiday style shit.
>>723175776
>>723175893
you cant have her
i call lacey chabert
Claimerino
>>723174814
Thank you
>>723172157
Oh man, that little slut from Shameless. Nice.
Mine!!! My waifu!!! MINE!!!
Helga is mine
>>723172620
Kahleesi is a 7/10 at best. Not even top 5 on GoT.
>>723176166
Chigada-Checked.
>>723173120
wholesome
>>723175465
>be me
>summer of 2005
>13 year old sk8er boi
>had a crush on Avril Lavigne
>dreamed about living with her in Canada
>loved her attitude and jokes
>found out she dated the front singer of Nickelback
>had to stab my eyes out
>cut off my shlong and tried to hang myself with it
>sold my body on the street just to earn money for a gun to shoot my brains out
>nobody paid
>visited 9fag to get cancer and die
>heard she broke up
>found a piece of will to live
>visited 4Chan
>this thread right here
>saw this pic of her claimed
>farted, puked, burped, sneezed, and shat at the same time
>laughed with one thought and one thought alone in my mind:
Anon likes Nickelback's fag's Ex
claim
>>723173632
damn oldfag checking in
My choice is definitely Maddie Ziegler. Perfect body and a cute face.
>>723176420
>>723176431
Sheeplo
>no homo
>>723175674
Already claimed, you old fart
KriStew
>>723176534
>actually thinks picture alone can claim
>MFW
If you don't write out the name in your post or the image file for people to ctrl+f, it's not a real claim.
You missed out, boys! Claimed!
>>723176367
Fuck off Tyrone she's mine
>>723176166
>>723169904
Bastard
>>723174173
>steal
>>723176718
>try steal again
>>723176761
>try once more
>>723175804
Good luck marrying a lesbian
>>723176781
guess i cant steal
>i guess after dubs only trips steal?
>>723176799
Damn it, I didn't mean to steal. Fuuuuck
>>723170990
tfw when the one girl that catches your attention turns out to be a fucking DUDE
Krysten Ritter
>>723176799
Should be easy considering I am one but fuck you give me back Ellen
>>723173554
Enjoy your nigger herpes
>>723172126
Give me Taylor
>actually participating in such a thread with such a context of my posting
Living the life over here and trying to steal >>723174173
>>723176223
Steal bitch
Rachel McAdams
>>723176052
Stealing this slut too
>>723177052
Touché. Assume just a malefag. My bad on that one. Can't have her back though >>723177114
>>723169144
>I pick Natalie Portman.
Fuck, that was my choice.
>>723177238
Damn. Well At least I stole Cara
Margot robbie
>>723174173
get
Patrick Bateman's secretary
>>723176620
Stolen
>>723173120
Nice one, she's cute
>>723172126
steal
>>723177407
lol, there is no such concept of stealing. better rush for someone other than her, before she is taken too ;)
>>723169144
Hailee Steinfeild claim
>>723176665
not so fast.
Check'. Em.
38 yo, holy fuck.
>>723177376
Nice. She looks good in American Psycho.
>>723177738
Dat get
>>723177738
Nice, gimme
Daughtfu
Norah Jones
>>723177530
steal
>>723174173
GIVE ME NOW
>>723177883
* daughteru
Kate
>>723178103
Is that the term?
>>723176983
Steal. Stole. Stolen.
(plus she's wearing Gilmore Girls costume now)
>>723178114
>>723178136
twilight fag detected.
how can you ... this movie.. is .. terrible to say the least.
>>723178136
Foy getting titties
Jenna Marbles minus the gross hot dog tan
>>723178273
>implying you get to minus sth about a woman. ever.
>>723178252
>twilight fag detected.
Nigga you retarded?
>>723178262
Lewd...
>>723178383
Well, she isn't usually tanned like she is in the pic so I specified.
>implying this thread isn't the most superficial fucking thing on the planet
>>723178173
Nice choice
>>723175239
>>723175365
yup, middle image is shopped, here's the original
>>723178654
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
>>723177738
Friend did makeup for the Star Trek she was in. Said she was a rotten cunt on the reg.
>>723169354
>>723169144
Too old, risk of having jewish kids - no thanks.
Lily James.
Claimed and claimed.
>>723178685
Really? What kinda rotten cunt behavior we talking about?
>>723173788
FUCK YOUUU NIGEEEEEEER
izi claim
Superior Celeb Thread here
>>723178977
>>723178977
>>723178977
Wow! Can't believe she is still available
>>723179284
I beg to differ.
>>723178273
GO-go galo sengen
>>723179379
All yours.
If this post dubs, I'm passing on the steal.
>>723174173
give me
>>723174173
give me nao
>>723169841
Rolling
>>723178525
laughed utmost dirtily
Annie claimed!
>>723179611
Fuck you in the fucking fuck. She was mine and we were happy. Stealing back.
Claimed!
>>723179611
Give her back, bitch.
Helena Bonham Carter my milfu
>>723179893
Give the name else we don't know who they are
>>723179825
i guess you need trips for that
>>723179980
How can you not recognize Sandra Bullock?
claimed
Jennifer Love Hewitt all the way
>>723173958
this woman could suck a dick better than anyone ever to walk the streets of hollywood
courtney eaton of fucking course
>>723180119
That's a good one...finally be able to see her tits.
Steal?
>>723180267
pic related
>>723179611
Aww, fuck it. Our time together was great, but I couldn't change her music.
I'll take Danai instead. I know you're all allergic to chocolate, so you won't steal mine.
>>723169144
>>723180394
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
Jewel is mine
>>723180117
Mm nice
>>723169144
god damn
>>723179924
dubs -> steal HBC
trips -> Johnny Depp threesome
quads -> Tim Burton creates a porn with us
I'll take her..
>>723181006
steal her
plus Tequila
>>723174258
Show dem legs Anon
>in for the theft
Olivia Munn, thanks faggots for forgetting her.
She takes it in the ass.
>>723181733
Keep her.
>>723181733
so does your mom
>>723181771
Gladly.
Mine
>>723181773
Ok.
>>723174435
>claiming cancer
there's is literally no body part of her to be called remotely beautiful.
her character or "art" is even lesser.
>>723177214
Theft!
>>723180115
I thought it was but I was too scared to speak out
>>723172126
Fucker.
Claiming Elektra