Female roommate at work. Last night, she got package in mail.

>>723168993
Sticky?

>>723168993
cum on it

Stop going thru your roommates stuff you weirdo

respect your roomate's privacy you piece of garbagé

>>723169376
Yeah, that's what was in my mind. She wouldn't notice, shape it is in.

>>723168993
Nothing. Let her do her business you freak.

>>723169504
>>723169664
LOL, >>723169728
You fucks are so pathetic.

>>723169217
She put it inside herself and did not wash it off. It was sticky with dried-on stuff.

>>723168993
Taste it

+1 cum on it. Leave as much as possible on it, she will just think she was wetter than she can remember, and won't think twice about it.
Also remember to put it back exactly the way it was. If she's new to the toy thing, she will care a lot about where and how she hid it, since it will be at the top of her mind.

>>723169805
I'm a femanon with a vibrator, she must have aids. Sad.

Post pic with timestamp for proof, or OP is fag

>>723169807
Already did, and smelled. Smelled like a vag, yep. Tasted a bit like one, shockingly. She really came hard on it, from the sound and how much she left on it.

Fuck your ass with it and don't clean it afterwards

>>723169945
This

>>723169878
Yeah, she made quite an effort to make it hidden. I doubt she's new to this, of course, but she was really excited about the new one I think. She seemed really impatient to be alone last night, and she stayed up with it till 1:30 even having to go to work at 7.

The fact that you are the type of guy that listens to her Jill herself off, rummage through her stuff looking for a dildo, then smells and tastes it is EXACTLY why she's using a dildo instead of fucking you.


Fucking kill yourself

Install a hidden cam in her room faggot

Film it

>>723170114
This guy gets it

>>723170019
Considered this as well

More pics

>>723169926
right...my ex had a vibrator and it was never sticky or crusty

>>723170101
Aw, poor little white knight. You know you can't score your brownie points anonymously, right? She's my friend, fucking isn't on the agenda.

show her your toys?

friends with benefits?

>>723168993
Be the vibrator.

>>723170114
I've done this before, but it isn't as thrilling as with her friends and shit. I've seen her naked plenty, by "accidentally" walking in on her after showers, etc. I hear her masturbate whenever she does, pretty much.

I'm not an expert for vaginas but I am pretty sure that that dildo should not be sticky...

Install a hidden cam in her vagina

>>723170231
Because she wiped it off or washed it? I think my roomie was in a hurry.

>>723168993
If this isn't bait you're definitely autistic, please just fucking die.

>>723169767
>he says, attempting to pick at the scraps of a girl's masturbation while she's away

>>723170328
Then you've never sen a really wet vagina.

>>723170352
no we would use it and the next morning it wasnt sticky

>>723170114
This. To the spy shop you go. Creeper level is at wizards capacity already, so share webm here tomorrow.

wipe it with hot chilli sauce - teach the bitch to clean up afterherself

>>723170429
Same with my ex
But some girls have stickier grool than others

>>723170242
>she's my "friend"
>goes into her room and licks and sniffs her used dildo

You're damn right fucking isn't on the agenda.

>>723170364
Curious, why do you think I'm autistic? Only autistic people listen into to loud self-sex in their own home? Only autistic guys open drawers looking for a girl's dildo when she's away?

>>723170390
it literally disappears..theres never anything on there. sure you could probably taste something but not sticky ffs

>>723170390
I have, but it's not sticky, not even when dried up...

>>723170507


kek

pics or op is a fag

>>723170429
Eh, not everyone gets that wet. I know from drunk convo that my roomie has never needed lube for vaginal sex, and that's nothing I'd ever heard of before, at least as a "never"

Cover in hot chilli oil or heat rub or menthol.... give her a burning hole :)

>>723170504
Yep, can depend on if well-hydrated, too. Just like semen, which goes from too thick to shoot far to watery junk on the opposite wall.

Menthol smelling quiefs for a week

Timestamp,douchebag. This is obvious falseflagging.

>>723170507
LOL, nice try cockthistle, but neither of us would ever fuck. It just isn't on the agenda, not a bit. But go on, show me how normal and awesome you are. I'm sure you reject all sexual impulses except vaginal intercourse.

>>723170672
Timestamp or gtfo with your alternative facts

>>723170710
LOL, if I was mad I'd do this. But she's a pretty cool housemate.

No pics, wtf the fuck is going on?

>>723170932
Confirmed, OP is a lying faggot

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>>723171110
>>723170991

>>723171525
LOL, fingerprints visible in the grool

>>723171525
Well, there's the pic. Anyone got any more ideas what to do with it? I'm leaning toward cumming all over it later.

>>723171797
No timestamp, you lying piece of shit. OP is fag.

>>723170390
>>723170429
>>723170504
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>>723170739
ITT: virgins.

>what is a menstrual cycle and how does it affect consistency and amount of vaginal lubrication?

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>>723171910
FFS, it isn't like I said I fucked her. Is this that hard to buy?

>>723172140
That's right, I'm just the same as the fucks who don't seem to think women get wet, or think it is just water or something.

>>723172153
put in ass

>>723172220
Yeah, but that could cause an infection. She's cool, doesn't deserve that.

>>723172272
give it a quick wash

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>>723172153
Hey everybody, thread has finally started! Get in here faggots! OP has confirmed adequate lack of faggotry

>>723172153
FFS it took you long enough. Why didn't you take this image to start the thread with?

>>723172153
Cum inside the battery compartment, then just leave it there. That way, you know your cum is inside her pussy all the time, it's like you're actually cumming in her, except no babies.

>>723172416
>>723172321
Because it never occurred to me that anyone wanted proof of something so mundane as "I found a dildo after a quick search". It wasn't like I was claiming to have fucked my roomie.

>>723172423
Hmm, that's cool. I'm still thinking just on the outside, though. Suck all her juices off, then replace with my cum. I have made her eat it before arleady, by cumming in her tea.

>>723168993
>>723172153
Obligatory request for pics of dirty panties

>>723172547
Well with the amount of bs lately proof is required

>>723172667
Might be able to. She took off her panties in the downstairs bathroom last night.

>>723172650
Why do you do this?

>>723172667
>>723172650
Oh and pics of roomie herself obviously

>>723172763
Because I find it hilarious and occasionally erotic. I like knowing that I know what she tastes like, and that she's had my cum. I have no intention of fucking her, and that would never happen even if I did try. All it would do is ruin our living arrangement.

>>723172547
This is /b/ - have you forgotten? Most of you newfags don't understand -
pics or it didn't happen

Did you think we would just believe your story without any evidence? Because if yes you really need to stop shitposting,

What does it smell like?

>>723168993
>>723171525
>>723172153

Smear with chili, wipe excess off, leave were you found it, post results later.

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>>723172768
From shit I took off her computer that she sent to an exBF

>>723170366
kek

>>723173072
Cum on things in general.
Claim them and your own.

>>723172907
Uh, well, I've been around /b/ off and on for at least 11 years. Newfag? Guess it depends on standards. I really, really just didn't think anyone cared! I was not exactly making a big claim here. Or much of any claim.

>>723173151
As*

>>723168993
If that's her you need to give it a proper discharge from service. The thing should have died a hero, but now it has to go on in life knowing that this thing is waiting for it.
Take out the batteries and bury it with full military honors, Anon.

>>723173072
Now I'm interested. You should find nudes of her and post them.

>>723172973
Like a clean, aroused pussy.

It is already sticky, you should totally cum on it

>>723173151
I cum in her panties now and then, and once in the cups of her bra. In her tea a few times. Once I did it in her shampoo bottle so it would get in her hair.

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>>723173192
There was a bunch in that batch to her ex.

>>723172748
>>723173072
Moar please

>>723173405
Give us her kik, we will spam her with dick picks

>>723173459
Don't know it even exists.

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>>723172153
what is wrong with your roommate? how can she be satisfied with that tiny thing. My gf takes 5inch diameter dildos and is not satisfied!!!

>>723168993
Clean it for her and buy her a fresh pack of batteries.

>>723173610
She's pretty skinny. Also, judging by the way she sounded last night, she only put it inside at the end. I couldn't quite tell, but it sounded like right at the end, when she started breathing really hard, that she put it in and maybe rode it or humped it. The bed creaked and I could hear motion that was in time with the muffling of the vibe sound. Before that, just buzzing on the outside, moving it around a bit.

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>>723173652
LOL, this is an idea. If I wanted to fuck her, that would be exactly what I'd do.

>>723173796
Do it anyway.

Smelt down the metal and reforge it in the shape of your dick.

>>723173796
any pics of her ass?

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>>723174177
It is made of plastic lol

>>723174160
I already cleaned it with my tongue. Now I'm jacking it, getting close. When I get there, I'm going to finish on it and rub the semen in.

>>723174483
Dump them OP

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>>723175198
lol, I was just about to cum on it, now I lost it.

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>>723174789
Pls show aftermath with cum

MOAR, she's great!

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>>723175342
OK

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>>723175582
Keep the thread going while I stick this vibe in my ass, k guys? I think I'll fuck it then cum on it.

>>723175697
Pics of the aftermath

>>723171525

Kek! muh wife has this exact vibe!

>>723175530
>>723175697
What a slut, love it

>>723175234
oh shit now I've seen this pic I definitely know this girl. Used to work with her a couple of years back and got her facebook but don't talk much. I'm in such a mental confuzzle as to either be a total troll and message her this thread or let OP continue with his faggotry.

>>723176010
"Troll"? Fucking autist, whiteknighting is not trolling, it's retarded and autistic as shit

gotta know if the carpet matches the drapes

love me some redheads

>>723176010
I bet the temptation must be strong.

Show her panties. You've got access to the drawer

>>723176136
It's not white knighting if you don't care about her and just want to see shit hit the fan.

>>723176206
I'mma be a /b/ro and let OP do his fucked up thing. Even though he's admitted to spunking in her tea. Who the fuck does that?!?

>>723176136
>>723176270
>It's not white knighting if you don't care about her and just want to see shit hit the fan.

obviously cannot into lulz

>>723176299
The better question is, how didn't she notice??

>>723176010
DO IT after op finishes

>>723176010
Screenshot the convo

>>723176010
Just send her your dickpic.
If too scared to send your dick, give someone here her fb and they will do it instead.

My God OP, you is a really cool guy.
I rate rape her next time you hear her using it

>>723176010

post her facebook pic

>>723176010
LOL, then tell me her first name, or the nickname she goes by. Go on. I'll wait.

>>723176374
Ruining someone's relationship just by "pulling one string"?? I would get a lot of keks from that.

>>723176136
>>723176206
>>723176270
>>723176374
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>>723176435
>Implying I wasn't trolling in the first place, of course I don't know the chick.

Jewbeingshoweredby(you)s.jpg anyone got that one?

>>723169926
Hurr hurr tats or gtfo lel ecks dee

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>>723176162
It does, but she's pretty strict about shaving it. When she showers, I hear her scraping that stubble.

>>723176582
OP do you live in a house where every sound travels between every wall, or are you standing at the door listening like a creeper?

>>723176526
Fuck. Got baited that easily. I should just kys. But I won't do it just to spite the fags who would appreciate if I did.

>>723176582
do you have mics in her room or something? how can you hear her shaving in the shower?

>>723176299
>>723176380
One, I do that. Because I wanted her to eat my cum, a little. I've done it plenty before.

She didn't notice because hot tea mostly dissolves it, leaving just a little salty taste. Yep, I tried it to be sure it would work.

>>723176582
You are a totally legit, confirmed creep. Post pics of yourself so we can put a face to that fucked up (lack of) personality.

Also do you have recordings?

>>723176582
How can you hear scraping sounds when she showers?? Ho can it be louder than a shower?? OP you are bullshitting right now.

>>723176672
>>723176693
She sleeps downstairs, and if you have the upstairs door open, you hear it all. No walls between me and where she sleeps. Two, yeah, I do creep a bit. I've planted cams before, and last night when I heard that vibe start up I crept into the hall to the stairs. She sleeps on a couch bed at bottom of steps. Heard it all, every breath, every suppressed moan.

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>>723176784
Shower attached to room. SHave your face stubble, tell me that doesn't make a sound. Also, Ive planted cams in there, seen her do it. Also, sometimes I "accidentally" walk in on her.

>>723176695
Moar pics!
Mind uploading them all to Mega or something?

>>723176819
Jesus christ OP is one creepy motherfucker. I'm still demanding pics, even if face is blurred just to get an idea of what this dude looks like.
I'm guessing you're a kissless virgin?

>>723170871

Have to agree here, he even capitalized "jill". As in the verb. Too bad he'll never be able to join that pussy so high on its pedestal, himself.

>>723176904

dat ass and those legs

>>723176923
That's why fucking her according to him is off the agenda because both don't want to. But the behavior suggests he wants to. A lot. But seemingly doesn't want to admit it. What a fagg.

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>>723176923
LOL, nope. Average as hell, nothing interesting or unusual about me to the public eye. I just do what I do. Fuck dude, some guys like scat porn, or getting their balls stepped on.

>>723176921
I'm sending them as I find them. I saved them in a folder hidden deep a long time back. I got access to her laptop, went to saved passwords, and screenshotted that shit. Then broke into her gmail. She'd saved every convo under the old BFs name, and there were all these posed shots you are seeing, plus a bunch where he made her write fantasy stories about fucking girls and other guys while he watched.

Where are the vibrator cum pics?

>>723177163
damn more like that!!!

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>>723177102
No, actually. She's not a very good girl for that sort of thing. Clingy, a bit crazy. Her periods are so bad she's a psycho for days, has to literally take anti-psychotics and anti-depressants during that time. She also cheats on her boyfriends, and is a stuck up cunt to them sometimes, always being superior with little reason. As her roomie, I get to split the rent, which gives me drinking money and Euro vacation money, while I get to do all this shit to her without ever getting involved. She's a wayyyyy bettter buddy than a lover. Also, she feels the same about me. I just could not care less about fucking her average body. The creeper stuff is more generally fun, with anyone.

>>723170242
>she's my friend
>I treat her like shit by going through her stuff when she's out
>fucking's off the agenda
>because I'm a sad sack of shit foreveralone who can't be trusted to stay out of other people's shit and can only get second hand dildo action.
>I am cunt

>>723170524
> Only autistic guys open drawers looking for a girl's dildo when she's away?
>yes

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>>723177359
LOL, do go on. I'm sure all the girls love such an upstanding little cumdribbler like yourself. It makes Jesus so happy to watch you be superior to people you will never meet, on the internet.

I find this behavior fascinating, even if it is delaying my orgasm at this point.

>>723173072
>I'm her friend
>I don't understand how friendship works
>I will die alone with a police record of low level, cowardly sex related creeper crimes

>>723177163
>Average as hell
>Hacks room-mate's computer, saved her passwords and nudes then proceeded to lurk her gmail account for her personal emails.
Not forgetting
>creeps around at night to listen to her masturbate
>posts her nudes on 4chan
>puts her vibrator in his ass

Yah, not even average for a /b/tard.
also, saying 'some' guys like scat porn is not an excuse. They are in a tiny minority, like 0.1% or less.

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>>723177624
Someone's mad on the internet. Help. Police. Murder.

>>723177358
> a bit crazy
A perfect match then. Regardless, no one said you should date her. Either be fuck buddies or fuck her once and be done with it.

>>723170871
I see /b/ is reaching higher levels of autism than usual today, great work OP

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>>723177823
Yah, she doesn't do that. She clings tight to any guy that fucks her. I've watched her stalk guys that just took her home from the bar for a night. Also, she just doesn't do anything for me, as far as fucking. I just have no desire to actually get in there.

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>>723177760
Nope, just kinda disgusted there are actually people like you out there. I thought it was a meme to go through your so called 'friend's' belongings and be a TOTAL creep then post it on the 'net.

Again, post pics of yourself. Doesn't have to include your face I just want to confirm something for myself.

>>723177497
You miss the point fatso.
You claim to be her friend, yet clearly have no idea how friendship works.
If you had a flatmate that searched through your shit and posted private pics of you here, would you consider your relationship as 'friends'. Is that what you think friends do? Are you 12?

>>723177163

MOAR OP!!!

dream job
>work on computers in college town
>hot dumb grils come in with a fucked up PC
>download their photos and phone backup

fap self silly with all the win

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>>723178050
Post'em

>>723178050
Same here, used to work in a store where people brought in their old phones to sell. Most of them didn't bother to factory reset on the chance that we wouldn't buy the handset. Download all dem jailb8 nudes

STRAIGHT UP SOLID OFFER
If any anon wants to take the time to id this chick, and by association, OP, I'll put $50 in their PayPal account.
100% genuine offer. You know, for the lulz, seeing as how OP and her are friends I'm sure she'd laugh her ass off at OPs high jinx and it wouldnt affect their friendship at all.
Pm me any and all info Inc. Screenshots, pics and details [email protected]. I'll put $50 in your choice of account.

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And done. Hope she uses this soon.

>>723177964
> I've watched her stalk guys that just took her home from the bar for a night.
As I said before. A perfect match.

>>723178492
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>723178492
Nice job OP, now continue dumping those pics

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>>723178211
By all means, send those along.

tabasco

>>723178697
We still need a pic of you, like I said it doesn't need to show face

Also, this >>723178772

>>723178492
> inb4 she pregnant

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>>723178670
>>723178669
Last one.

>>723178492
gg

>>723178838
lol cause thats possible

>>723178847
>>723178847
How old is she/you OP?

>>723178943
That would be the funny thing. I know it's not possible, just shitposting.

>>723178847
Glorious thread, OP.
We haven't gotten a pic of her dirty panties yet though

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>>723179435
Thank you, thank you.

Checked her panties, the ones she took off aren't there anymore, must have gotten put in the wash. Maybe I'll make another thread in future on that if there's interest.

>>723179541
Good luck with that dude. Chances are she'll see that her room has been ransacked by a horny, desperate retard and that her vibrator has been moved - she might even find the scrap of paper you used to timestamp this thread with.

Enjoy your court-ordered psych exam and sex pervert status. She'll move out or kick you out with a week. Still, was an epic thread so thanks for the lulz.

Srsly though, get some help.

>>723178492
You tool, that's blatantly fucking obvious. Like sure get her pregnant without her knowledge but you need her to be stupid enough to put it inside her looking like you dipped it in yoghurt.

>>723180007
shhhh! OP deserves to be exposed as the freak he is and be the laughing stock of the community

>>723180007
Sperm dies immediately when the cum dries out

Cant you just upload the pics to like dropbox or imgur or whatever?

great thread op

>>723168993
Stick it in your ass and put it back where you found it.

>>723168993
put in ass
cover in shit
swap it with her toothbrush

>>723181912
>>723182263
You guys sure are early to the thread