rewatching game of thrones, still can't get over emilia

>be me
>21, first time in Europe (London)
>meet 19 yr. old qt
>drink, party, go back to her room
>solid 10/10 face, body, you name it
>take off her top, bra
>boner is kill
>tits like two old pancakes

Had occasion to fuck 2 more Englishwomen since then - both had great bods, but meh tits. Must be all the fucking bangers and mash they eat.

>>723168051
You haven't seen many tits in real life have you. Most if not all girls over the age of 25 have some sag to the tits. Only girls with no sag are A cups and fake tits. One day when you see real boobs you will understand

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>>723168307

> petite girl at the gym
> bangin body
> small tits it seems
> no prob.. I like little perky breasts
> small talk leads to familiarity
> take her out.. then take her home
> turns out she was a teen mom
> despite being early 20's her chest is rekt
> like two fried eggs nailed to a plank
> nipples are rough-n-tough drom suckling
> she had been using bra inserts.. even at the gym

Boner wasn't kill.. But had to finish prone bone so I didn't catch a glance of em and break the illusion. She plans on getting implants if she can ever afford them (good idea.) Glad I don't have to worry about shit like that happening to me if I breed.

>>723168917
I love posters like you. Remind me of how this board used to be.

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>>723169077
Thanks Anon.. I too miss old /b/.

As for the topic at hand.. It seems to be hit and miss genetically when a woman has a kid. I was hooking up with a single mom for a bit that was 19 and flawless.
You literally couldn't tell she had been pregnant. Wish I had more, but my phone entered a boot loop before backing up the pics. Pic related.

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>>723169467
Well, really the younger you are the more your body will recover from pregnancy. Women are not biologically destined to have children at 28 when they are on there way to the trash heap. There is a reason women start their periods at 12.

>>723170063

I'll agree.. I had an ex that was a mother by 19 and her body bounced back. A few years later, and the second kid fucked her up badly.

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>>723169834
> Men age like Scotch.. Women age like Milk.

Damn shame.

>>723170585
i prefer "men age like wine, women age like cheese".

>>723170694

Wine can and does spoil despite popular belief, and what is cheese if not aged milk? Kek

Betty White for instance aged like fine Asiago. Parlaying beauty into wit.