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Weird fetishes?
I'll start...
>Google "boyfriends cum falls out of me?"
>Google "boyfriend cums too much?"
>Google "is it safe drinking my boyfriends cum?"
>Google "having trouble getting pregnant with my boyfriend?"
>Browse these womens help forums
>Raunchy as fuck tips and stories
> example: "To stop his cum from falling out of you put a pillow under your bottom to elevate it then after he cums get him to stay in you for some minutes so his cum can drain into you then try to sleep like that so it all stays inside"
>Jerk off ferociously at their stories and tips
>Make an account and pretend to be a girl
>They go all out of their way trying to give advice
>"Cup his balls firmly when hes cumming into you, try clench your vagina around his cock to align it with your cervix so he shoots his load into it so they can swim to your egg easier"
>"Let him do you doggystyle but make y our ass as high as you can so his cum will drain into you"
>"Do it on a vibrating massage chair... the vibrations will help his cum travel deeper into you"
Anyone else ever done this? My dick is rock hard on these forums. Don't wanna list them because I don't want random anons fucking it all up. Got a good thing going. Have 7 women that tell me everything about their sex life and experiences to "help me"
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>>723166579
more of picture
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>>723166579
You my friend are king for the day.
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>>723166579
>>723166754
Yea OP's pic would be one of my weird fetishes its called 'ahegao'
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>>723166754
bumbp
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>>723166754
I have jerked off to that picture at least 200 times
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>>723166754
Bphrodite/crazychan
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>>723166953
bump
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>>723166918
It's honestly one of the best fetishes to have, wouldn't say it's weird at all.
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While my gf is sucking my dick or jerking me off I'm often imagining I'm a helpless guy in hospital being in a coma. She's the nurse and comes there to get her daily dose of sperm. Since I'm in a coma and can not help it, she often edges me for hours to get my fluids going and collecting. She'd just leave without making me cum, leaving me alone with a hard edged dick and my balls filled to the top. She'd come visit me again next day and repeat that till I'm so edged it only needs her to put her lips around my dick and actually suck on it to get some sperm into her mouth without me coming.
I know it doesn't work like that. But it gets me hard even right now writing about it.
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>>723166579
the other "girls" giving tips to your fake girl account are other wierdos like yourself
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>>723166579
I used to lurk this forums as well some time ago. Also have you considered that a lot of these women may be men doing exactly the same thing as you
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>>723168125
kek he's right you know
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>>723168211
I have considered this. But it doesn't matter because the stories and tips still get me rock hard. Porn videos and pictures just don't do it for me anymore. I often let mouse traps snap onto my balls while I'm jerking off to these stories. I even once fucked a grape fruit full of toothpaste while my balls sat in a cup of hot tea
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>>723168959
>I even once fucked a grape fruit full of toothpaste while my balls sat in a cup of hot tea
>mfw all this creative energy but wasted on fapping
I am disappoint son
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>>723166579
Well, fucker, if you're not gonna post the forums, at least post more stories. If they share pics, share them here.
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