>own holiday lett for 4 years in the country
>get nothing but good reviews
>last week chav looking dunce stays a few days
>i leave him a packet of biscuits (usually leave gifts for everyone who stays)
>his stay ends and he leaves
>day later sees review on webpage
>he went around the whole house pulling out furniture counting dead flies (16) negative review
>tfw i was about to recieve certificate of excellence for one more good review from webpage
>bought down to 4 half stars
>fuck
Don't be such a fuck. 5 stars is only for the best. You got dead flies around means you ain't 5 clean. Get over it
>>723159257
Hunt him down and fuck him to death
quit fishing for sympathy, slumlord...
>>723159845
Honestly what he said. Although the guy is a prick just looking for something to complain about, that's a lot of dead flies for a place that wants a 5* rating.
>>723159257
Tbh 4.5 stars is better than the full 5. I always get suspicious when I see anything getting perfect reviews.
>>723159845
>he thinks there were actually dead flies
>>723159257
I feel you.
I work at a small place. You check it out on trip advisor and my name comes up as a keyword, because I am mentioned in so many good reviews.
So, on our side of the pond, we have African Americans.
>A female African American, decides to leave her car on the other side of the block and give me the keys at the front desk.
>I go outside, her car is nowhere near the hotel, she must be parked inside blocking someone else.
>Keep doing check ins since I'm busy anyways
>she leaves a bad review because she parked illegally and got a ticket.
>perfect review trend ruined.