hi 4chan. How do i lose my virginity before i graduate high school in 4 months? im not like a social retard or anything and im decent looking like last night i went on egging drive by in a rich ass neigborhood with 3 girls and 2 guys and we drove around high so I know im doing the fun senior year stuff but i really dont wanna be a fucking virgin at graduation and the only thing making myself feel better aboutt it is that im cut so sex wouldnt be as pleasurable anyways.
pic kinda related i almost fucked her
>>723158961
how tf did you "almost" fuck her. props though she's actually really cute
>>723158961
>I'm not a social retard
>Egging people's houses
>"Almost" fucked someone
You sure?
>>723158961
What's her email?
>>723158961
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
Yeah.. You can't brag about "almost" getting some pussy. - also, reading your post, you sound sperg/autistic as they come. "I'm doing all the fun senior stuff".. You are cringe teir.. Either hire a whore, or get ready to become a wizard in a few years.
>>723158961
z_45356disgustingasianslut.jpg
>>723158961
"Went on an egging drive by"
You want to stop being a virgin? Stop fucking acting like one.
>"oh, I must have sex before graduating"
If you give it that fucking importance you'll just be very desperate and people will definitely notice
>>723159253
The only one to notice this?
Why is /b/ so gullible?
>>723159155
Yeah I was about to ask the same thing.
>Egging houses
>Costing 1-10k in damages to hard-working individuals just because you're a piece of shit failure of life
Might want to turn yourself in and pay for the damages for the next 5 years with your minimum wage McDonald's job.
>>723159155
It's called growing up you fucking moron. Like you never did anything stupid.
is this like a new copy cancer pasta because this is literally the tenth thread ive seen with this girl as the op pic in like 3 days
>>723159623
People come here to post their stupid fetishes.
Like the guy who posts the "if you could make a rule for cute girls in school" thread. Whoever it is posts it every day and has been for years.
>>723159623
>>723158961
Here's her ig
well then, I never thought I'd actually see someone I know ever on /b
>>723160291
How do you know her
>>723160448
dw bout it
>>723159097
This.
Because you can technically say you almost fucked anyone.
Post related, I almost fucked OP.
>>723160479
I'm not
>>723159623
Anyone have more of her?
>>723160675
shes devoted to god bro
>>723160142
devoted to god!
asian and stupid as fuck
Trips activates "devoted to god" as new motto of the alt right
>>723159306
This
>>723160860
But, in my opinion, drop dead gorgeous.
You can go about your business.