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Your shit stories
Happened today
>be me,18,7/10
>finish test,need to drop a log
>new school,where's the bathroom
>urge to shit increases
>find it
>thankgod.jpg
>drop the nastiest shit in ages,my ass still hurts
>relieved,washing hands
>suddenly,8/10 shortie walks in
>wellhello.jpg
>confused,wrong bathroom
>laugh about it,ask for a cig
>she gives me one,touches hand,winks
>hustonwegotathot.jpg
>Turns around
>walks into the stall that makes nagasaki look like a retards essay
>run out,laugh like an idiot
So,what are your shit stories,/b/?
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>>723157907
>went in bathroom
>took shit
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>>723158000
10/10 trips dont lie
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>>723157907
>be me
>be in school
>need to shit
>urge increases
>walk out of class
>Dash to a toilet
>every toilet is in use
>finally find an empty stall
>thankgod.gif
>pull down pants and shit a huge log
>finally.jpg
>finish
>realize i walked into a girls stall
>ohfuckwhatdo.zip
>hear bell ring
>realize the breaktime started
>fuckme.exe
>be stuck in girls stall for 20 min + 5 extra to make sure halls are empty
>make it to next class without getting caught
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>>723157907
>10th grade
>battle of the bands with mystery guest-celeb/master of ceremony happening at auditorium
>go with 5 of my close friends
>see this 8/10 girl I've had a crush on since 2nd grade
>make eye contact
>cummingmypants.gif
>lights go out, but spotlight showcases the mystery guest celeb
>AndySixx.jpg
>walks out with the microphone tucked up against his abdomen
>hear the sounds from the inner of his bowels
>fucking dart up their and go suck a nice warm creamy log out of his pooper
>home schooled ever since, had to move out of state
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