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work wtf stories?

I'll start

>be me
>work at a bank as a clerk
>decent job, pays well, cant complain.
>we have this client who comes in several times a day
>he has a couple hundred million so we can't really say anything to him except bending over to his every whim
>he insists on being called, "pimp daddy"
>we laugh it off, bank manager tells us to go along with it since he's such a loyal customer
>pimp daddy has a safety deposit box too
>puts the most ridiculous stuff in it, clothes, household items, heck even food.
>still, cant complain.
>one day he comes in to withdraw stuff from his safety deposit box
>takes out couple dozen pieces of leather, a needle and thread and starts making leather chaps.
>expertly crafts leather chaps in a matter of seconds right in front of me
>does this for an hour, i lost count after 300
>dances and teleports away
>mfw