>be drunk and on a train >catch eyes with a girl who's

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>be drunk and on a train
>catch eyes with a girl who's munted
>not ugly munted but munted enough that I can tell
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>feel a vibe
>a vibe so strong I know she feels it too
>she gets up to get off at her stop
>door is right by where I am sitting
>she chooses that door
>vibe intensifies tenfold
>can feel her muntedness trying to get my attention
>ultra bitch mode sets in
> too bitch too respond
>too bitch to do anything
> door opens
>she leaves

I've come here to this cesspit of filth known as /b/ because I deserve your verbal assaults in regards to my pathetic performance.

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