Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
>>723147964
You treacherous you, but I still like you c:
funny joke.
I'm pretty gay for a non-name/avatar/trip user. Will I fit in here?
>>723148189
i liek u too~
>>723148274
Depends. Can you take the knot?
>>723148282
Weww more tildes~~~
I feel like a bad person after using my hall pass what gives?
>>723148354
make me swedish cereal
>>723148437
Okie~
>>723148342
I'm going to go out on a limb and say maybe. I haven't tried, but I have taken a medium BD dragon tongue. Do I pass?
>>723148408
Its wasteful, that's what.
>>723148240
I only came to this thread for rorscach
>>723148557
truck yehhh
I'm going to bed~~~~~
>>723148681
I don't follow
>>723148700
good for you~~
>>723148742
Sleep tight gay titty c:
>>723148437
Milk, or traditional Somali semen?
>>723144416
is there more like this?
>>723148845
He hates milk and black people so none
>>723148822
boop~
>>723148845
neither
>>723148926
you know me so well~
>>723148650
Probably.
>>723148742
Night.
>>723148789
You had a hall pass, but didn't use it. You wasted it. It was a special privilege given to you and you wasted it.
>>723148926
>hates milk
>also hates blacks
Uncle Tom detected.
>>723148926
Kitty is secretly black.
>>723149365
I'll love him all the same
>>723148992
No, I *did* use it. And I feel like a cheatyface.
Dude was hot and submissive and it was fun, but meh.
>>723149365
but only on the inside because no like gets there.
>>723149449
Now I have no idea what's going on.
>>723148274
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
>>723149449
so you feel bad about it, so go back to your .. gf? and be happy with your regular.
Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on Quaaludes.
>>723149545
Well.. that's the end of that experiment, then.
>>723149631
Pretty much the plan. I'm just annoyed because reality failed to meet expectation.
>>723148875
or artist name?
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination by feeding you endless doses of sugar coated mindless garbage.
>>723149717
it rarely does. philosophers had it right when they say that life is a series of tragedies with the occasional happy accident.
>>723150114
Don't get me started on pessimistic cynicism. That's a slippery slope.
So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and flock on that dial! If we had our way even you would believe that this is the future of rock and roll.
>expectations
>2017
See, that's where y'all fucked up.
>>723150315
slippery slope of feels, for sure. however, when everythign goes to shit despite your best efforts, that cynicism is a useful guide to how things will fail.
>>723151029
But what if I don't even have the defense of "best effort"?
It's all good though, my man won't be mad. All my problems are in my head.
Or so I will tell myself as I finish my bowl and go to bed.
>>723151607
Sure they are. There will be no resentment or animosity between the two of you from now on.
>>723151704
He'll never ask if I used my pass and I'll never tell. So, nope. Probably won't be.
Plus I wouldn't have spent all these years with someone who gives out passes expecting they won't be used.
>>723151979
Then he'll assume you used it and will resent you even more, animosity will grow bit by bit with every little thing you do, until one day he won't be able to stand the sight of you. I've seen it happen so many times that it's essentially a given.
>>723152144
You're really taking pessimism seriously.
>>723148000
>But doctor, I AM the master of my fate! I AM the captain of my soul!
>>723152543
Call it my life's work.
>>723151979
>>723152144
curiously im in a relationship where i do give out passes. and in that case i want to know what the plan was and if things happened. no detail, just that yes things happened, and how they feel about it. because if you can't talk about it, it probably shouldn't happen.
>>723152767
These are helpful insights, thank you.
If he ever asks, I intend to be 100% honest as I have always been.
>>723152767
Personally I wouldn't be in a relationship if there were no communication. I also wouldn't be in an open relationship.
>>723152916
Yes, tell your boyfriend about the man you fucked while you were still with him. That won't make things worse.
Evening
>>723153005
He's fucked people with me, lmfao.
God damn you are just hoping this ends badly.
>>723153023
Aloha
>>723153023
Hey Tiger.
>>723153023
Morning
>>723153096
Everything ends badly. No happy endings in the game of life. Life's a bitch and then you die.
A threesome is different from you going off and fucking someone on your own.
>>723153023
I will not trust mom with buying toilet seats again lol
>>723153233
unless they did it first which gives you either a moral high ground or a free pass of your own
>>723153096
Hey there Cow
>>723153233
Hey there Snarf! Keeping busy?
>>723153281
That's a cool seat!!
>>723153281
Oh boy
>>723153281
>this is what she thinks of your furry kink
>>723153570
>>723153121
>>723153565
If they did it first then you should leave.
>>723153570
(Un)luckily, it didn't fit my toilet so we switched with the one in the cellar :P
>>723153596
I know lol
>>723153662
She literally has no idea
>>723153662
That you lift it up before you piss and shit so that you don't get piss and shit on it?
>>723153707
Why is the tiger in the cellar? It should be on a wall standing proud!
>>723153793
that your interests belong on the crapper.
>>723153917
I'd tear the tiger off and hang it in my room if I could :p
>>723153955
That doesn't really make sense as an insult.
>>723154059
mothers insinuate, not insult.
>>723154026
Do it i don't think your family would thing it strange at all :)
>>723154151
My mother insults all the god damned time.
>>723154221
>implying my whole family isn't crazy already
I WOULD! It's just the question of getting the tiger off of the seat, can't take the whole seat cause then mom's toilet becomes without :P
>>723153570
Should sleep, playing FE Heroes instead.
>>723154291
well that explains a lot. also women generally don't act like that.
Help how can I be a fucking slut like everyone here
>>723154352
You've clearly never met any women.
>>723154379
By everyone you mean most, because I'm not a slut. I'm rather prudish.
sup, guys
>>723154379
Spread dem cheeks.
>>723154446
oh you're in that edgy philosophical stage of puberty?
>>723154335
Buy a normal seat for her and do it!
>>723154340
That a Moba?
>>723154492
Hello
>>723154522
How is it edgy to study philosophy exactly?
>>723154534
What then will I do with the spare seat? Become like this guy?
>>723154580
Well it's generally looked upon as that *tips fedora*
"My intellect is superior to yours" stage
>>723154534
Mobile version of Fire Emblem. No idea why, trying to level up this character is driving me nuts.
>>723154534
>>723154597
Brain fart, forget I said that
butts, anyone?
>>723154631
I'm by no means an atheist nor do I think my anything is superior to anything. It doesn't matter to me what the perception of it is though. The perception of something is not the same thing as what the thing is. A thing is a thing, not what is said of that thing.
>>723154597
Hang it above your bed so you can jerk it to tigers?
>>723154687
Ahh i get it now.
Is it a times based exp system?
>>723154769
Nope.
>>723154990
That's my plan, ;p
I was wondering what I would do with the other seat but relized it would on the fricking toilet
>>723154990
Its like the standard FE games, but you have to survive the round to keep it. And the gains aren't that great, the reduction you get when you're higher level sucks. And the difference in hero star quality is ridiculous.
>>723154817
Touch mine.
>>723154938
You know, it doesn't matter what you just said because you're still proving my point by forming your points that way.
You're trying too hard to make an image of yourself, for people to interpret and respect?
>>723155134
does you butt look like this?
>>723155210
Everyone knows what Snarf's butt looks like.
>>723155077
hehe you tired. goto sleep
>>723155134
Is it pay to win?
>>723155210
You tell me?
>>723155330
Ass.
>>723155180
Not really, no. I don't care what people think about me or if I'm respected. Clearly it doesn't matter what people say to you either. You create your own perceptions of people, but then steadfastly hold them, even going so far as to manipulate anything they do that would challenge that perception so it fits to your own view of them.
>>723155346
Butt I woke up 3 hours ago, YOU go to sleep!
>>723155374
Why are you talking like that?
>>723155346
Starting to feel like it.
>>723155346
yummy! :3
>>723155412
Why are you?
>>723155330
you got a nice, fluffy tail on it?
like pic related?
>>723155524
>>723155517
It's rude to answer with a question
>>723155638
nearly a fluffy tail
>>723155659
It's rude to ask stupid questions. So I guess we're even.
>>723155638
...guess I still prefer anthro butts.
especially kitty butts.
>>723155743
How judgemental of you
I guess I'll rephrase so you can understand properly
Why do you talk like your ego is bigger than everyone here combined?
>>723155751
That pic is old as fuck, too. Actually have a butt now.
>>723155751
>>723155409
I will soon, just had to clean up my cat's spew. No idea what he just ate but it didn't agree with him.
>>723155469
Find a new game to play might be the way to go.
>>723155471
As is that one :)
>>723148282
a cute
>>723155833
Why do you talk like people who speak differently from you are doing it out of arrogance?
>>723155844
nice. bunnies just make for the best subs
>>723155905
Lmao there's no telling what kind of shit cats eat when you're not looking :P
>As is that one
So is this one!
>>723155917
hi shadow
>>723155905
>>723155944
I feel like you're just taking the piss
Whatever
Im not talking like that I asked a question which may imply so either way your question is based on delusion
There, now would you answer my question or give a reason as to why not
>>723156000
~
>>723156141
didn't know you come here, thought you were just in drawthreads
when did you start visiting?
I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
>>723156237
bye bye
>>723156237
night
>>723156113
And I feel like you've already made up your mind about me so I shouldn't bother.
Whatever.
I'm not talking like I think I'm better than anyone you simply have it in your head that I think I am.
There, now I've answered your inane question.
>>723156302
I guess you still didn't understand
Why do you talk like you're writing law text
>>723156221
Ahh, a while back really. Just only pop in here once a month or so. Between both here and s/fur too, anyway.
>>723155990
>>723156032
Well goodnight guys!
>>723155917
>>723156457
Nighty!
>>723155917
Uhwait I didn't mean to reply to you, srry :/
>>723156457
good night
>>723156407
huh, okay
Ive been here for over two years and I dont remember seeing you a single time before
might be the time zones, or me not remembering
>>723156388
I understood perfectly. You have a problem with the manner in which I speak. But that's not my business. You need to sort it out for yourself why you don't like it.
>>723156560
You're blowing it out of proportion, forget it
>>723148000
decent.
>>723156601
Am I though? You have a problem, the problem is with me, you think I'm arrogant, ergo you think the way I speak is arrogant. That's your hang up, not mine. I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can.
>>723156720
Ok dude
Whatever you say
>>723156605
damn, I love butts that look like they're just begging to be fucked
>>723156759
Whatever I say, eh? What a dangerous proposition.
Okay, 169 replies and no more jokes? I came for jokes for fucks sake.
>>723156997
Fine, you want a joke? Here I am
butts, anyone?
>>723156997
Two drunks are arguing outside a bar. A third drunk walks by them. One drunk stops him and says, "Hey, man, we're having an argument here and I hope you can settle it. Is that thing in the sky the sun or the moon?" The third drunk says, "I don't know man, I'm not from this neighborhood."
>>723156997
(You)
This joke was free of charge, enjoy.
What you don't get is part of the identity of what you do get.
Never trust a clown, especially if they have all access.
Nibbles were you molested as a child?
Wouldn't that mean that he technically wasn't a virgin?
you can be molested without intercourse
No, but im pretty sure my autistic, retard half-brother wanted to have sex with me. One of the reasons I am turned off by fat people.
You mean just touchy touchy?
Is he more injun than you?
Yeah. I was posting in a thread about how the gay happens and I realized I was totally molested when I was a kid but never thought about it in that way. It's unnerving.
Retarded people always smell like they shat themselves.
I don't really care, but who touched you?
About the same, but he hung around niggers more like what happens to most injuns in cities. They become indistinguishable from a lighter skinned nog/spic.
My childhood best friend - pre kindergarten. He was a year older than me.
>>723160431
I wonder if he lost his virginity before you.
How exactly is that molestation? You would have been, what, three?
I phrased that wrong. He was my best friend prior to kindergarten but it happened when I was 6. And he stuck a finger up my butt and grabbed my dick so I think it counts.
And he would have been four. That's just some shit most children do. It's weird, but little kids are obsessed with their dicks and vaginas and weird third bits that defy logic.
>>723160478
Yes, to very ugly women. Although thats not worth bragging about so he might as well still be.
Also he raped one (maybe more), but it couldnt be proven.
Oh. I really wish that reply came through before I hit the submit button.
That's just how it goes sometimes.
>>723160625
Bydlo af. Well, you can't choose family.
Yeah, that's some shit. Some children do that though, it's weird. Some children are fucked up mentally and so exhibit sexually sadistic tendencies at an age where they don't even know what sex is. Things like that, things like torture of the genitals, or forcing other children to perform sexual acts on one another.
I only felt it relevant because someone was repeating that thing about most fags having been molested as children and in retrospect I guess I count. It's very odd to think about.
I don't know what it's called or what causes it though. It's just a thing I learned about during my human sexuality courses. I've since met people who knew children like that when they were also children. I was not molested.
>>723160580
I had something like that happen when I was 8-10 where this one mongrel grabbed my genitals hard and said I didnt deserve them.
I usually cut memories from my time in the ghetto out since I dont like them.
Children are bizarre little monsters.
>>723160988
Did you fight him?
>>723160665
I cut him out of my life. He basically lives in jail now.
Gets out, goes right back in.
>>723161043
My family has 1 criminal out of like all 4 of my mom's siblings and their children. I wonder how he's doing.
Sexual development is a fascinating topic. Especially in the development of paraphilias. Did you know most people with the balloon fetish have memories dating back to their early childhood that involve the popping of balloons, and that these memories are traumatic to them?
Children are the worst.
No, I didn't know that, and furthermore I forgot that the balloon fetish was a thing until you mentioned it just now. That's all terribly logical though.
>>723161031
He had his hand around my nuts, what do you think?
Also I was too stunned at what just happened. The people from the intercity do this sneaky shit where they can be smiling and perfectly content in a calm atmosphere then suddenly turn on you and attack you like an animal.
Like I said, it's a fascinating topic. If I were better at maths and sciences and less interested in art I would have majored in psychology with an emphasis on human sexuality. Would have tried to go all the way and get a doctorate in it.
>>723161312
Is that why you come here?
I've considered doing that on the very slim off chance I go to grad school. I'm quite tired of academia though.
>>723161279
Ghettodwellers are questionably human.
>>723161364
I'd like to see those faggot liberals live their childhood around the shitskins they want to be tolerant and accepting of.
Maybe in the coming years we will get to see more of that with white populations declining and shitskins growing.
>>723161566
It'll just turn into an enclave situation, with the wealthy white communities walling themselves off from the darkskinned masses below.
>>723161346
I like how strange everyone is here. Perverts, degenerates, real freakos. You have people here that hold actually insane ideas that seemingly contradict their very existence.
This place is like a microcosm of madness.
I sort of wish that prisons didn't have that whole visitors list thing so that just anybody could go in to meet and speak to any criminal they wanted.
It'd be cool if prisoners were basically zoo animals for public entertainment.