Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723146477
Things are good, things are good. I'm 8 different kinds of stressed, but we deal. How've you been? We should really talk more.
>>723146148
Ana a cute
>>723146206
Because shes smart, intelligent and you tell me mr. Yandere fetish
>>723146477
Yep! Pleasure to meet you
>>723146408
I have a job interview tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbZgHZw10k
still here
and
>>723146408
That is really early
>>723146558
Ika, love, is that you?
>>723146660
School being rough? Glad to hear you're managing though. I've been stressed myself. Finals the past week and next week, and constant work, and car stuff. Not around as much! We should.
>>723146789
Mhm! Uhm should I call you Yohane now? How's Korea?
>>723146846
*hugs*
>>723145263
I like some of his movies
>>723145378
Like I said, though, I don't really play any more.
>>723145608
Stressing about homework, but overall not bad.
>>723146682
She is!
>>723146789
School is always rough. We need to present our minimum viable product to our client this week so that's stressful. Lots of work. Finals are always rough, what kind of car stuff is stressing you out?
>>723146956
Hi friend.
>>723147001
Yeah you sometimes drop off things its fine.
>>723147150
hi tomoko :')
>>723147212
How are you?
>>723147150
..Huh?
If you mean I sometimes stop posting, I'm sorry
things come up, I get distracted, I'm pretty ADHD
>>723146988
Aya!
Who dis?!
Where the fuck is Chen?
Haven't seen that guy in a while. This thread needs him.
>>723146682
Ah that would be a bit nerve wracking. I wish you luck tomorrow!
>>723146709
Yeah. I'll try to stay up with you as late as i can.
>>723147001
What kind of homework?
>>723147310
secret :o
>>723147350
who is this?
>>723147001
So do i, ik this isn't a movie but he was great in "malcom in the middle" that's how he landed his breaking bad role
>>723147027
:)
>>723147359
Tyvm it's not a big job but I've been out of work for so long i need dis
>>723146886
You can call me whatever you'd like. I left Korea, I'm in Japan now! It's great. How's where ever you actually are?
>>723147027
Yeah it is, that sounds rough, hope it goes well! Car stuff is just still trying to get it fixed. It was super windy, like 50knots+ riding my bike today. That was rough.
>>723147419
Konata-tan!
How is you?
>>723147485
Ew Japan? You were better off in Korea where all the real action is about to start. And here is unbearable cold
>>723147419
Someone who knows what is good for this thread and rn is trash af
>>723147485
It should go well, I'm working with a team of very dedicated and talented individuals, so it should be fine.
It's still not fixed? What do you have to do to it?
>riding your bike in wind like that
I think I'd die.
Who the fuck is Chen
>>723147359
Philosophy
>>723147450
I didn't think he was very good in that, to be honest, although that's no fault of his own.
>>723147285
I meant games. sorry that wasnt very clear.
>>723147359
Dont push yourself. Go when you need to
>>723147674
who is this?
>>723147640
what don't you like about the threads?
>>723147583
*kisses*
hi!
how are you, cutie? :o
Can someone please tell me who the fuck is this Chen
>>723147251
good now, you?
>>723147912
Im ok just watching some world of tanks stuff on youtube
>claiming
Hello everyone
>>723147859
Some guy.
Any more questions?
>>723147761
Too much kisses..
I am good. Decided to check how threads are on mobile. It's shit, I want my laptop to fix already.
>>723147600
Please, nothing is going to happen in Korea. Too bad you don't have me to warm you.
>>723147652
That sounds so adult like of you to say. Lots of stuff to get it ready for upcoming inspections, may cost a bit of cash. Fixing the power steering now but eh.
It was only really bad when at a stoplight, the wind was nearly blowing me over lmao. At speeds I couldn't notice it.
>>723148092
never enough kisses ^-^
are you using the clover app, it's the best app imo
what happened to your laptop? :o
>>723147450
Hey as long it helps pay the bills.
>>723147692
Ooh that sounds a bit rough.
>>723147706
I know, don't worry, i won't stay up too late.
>>723147692
To be fair it was his first major acting role
>>723147485
Why are hair buns so cute?
>>723148044
Hey there pumped up tiger
>>723148212
Exactly
>>723148212
Good. I dont want you to fall asleep at the wrong time
>>723147706
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that's happened quite a lot recently to be honest
>>723148044
Hello
>>723148212
I can't understand 90% of it...
But I'm more than halfway done
>>723148312
Yeah, but he was FANTASTIC in BB and Godzilla.
I felt kinda bad for his in-universe son, he was just so wooden and stiff beside Bryan Cranston who was, of course, great.
>>723148070
Really detailed answer,thanks dummy
>>723148181
Yeah, well I'm basically working as a professional here so I have to take that attitude.
Ah right, so you've got a shitload to do and not really much time to do it?
Yeah I can imagine that. At speeds I guess you really don't notice it as much, there's probably some physics bullshit to that but I don't know it.
>>723148196
What happend to Chen
y'all should suck my small dick tbh
>>723148181
Fuck no don't come here during winter, you'll fucking die. A Texasfag like yourself would probably end your own life.
So what's Japan like? Seen any suicides yet?
>>723148448
I never talked to him :o
>>723148456
how small?
>>723148378
Nothing really to your liking?
>>723148507
very
>>723148196
Clover app? I just come from the browser. I will check that out.
I spilled wine on my laptop while drunk. It's in the shop, fixing.
Chen was the only one with the redpill about this shitty threads.
>>723148559
it's not in the appstore, you'll have to download it from your laptop...
you're such a dingus, how long do you think it's gonna take? :o
>>723148544
inches?
>>723148312
Mate I don't even know I fucking love it. She's the qt'est
>>723148439
They grow up so fast...
It's not that I don't have the time, it's more that I don't use my time wisely, and I hate doing anything that requires work. I always do it all at the last minute.
Shouldn't physics bullshit be something you know a lot about for what you do?
>>723148478
Probably, I hate the cold and I hate the heat. I'll complain unless it's a nice sun out 60 degrees F. Haven't seen suicides yet, probably will eventually. I think I'm gonna live here for a while.
>>723148637
mine too
>>723148358
Looks like shes about to jerk with tissues
>>723148378
Ya
>>723148659
:D lesbro scene?
>>723148358
Like at work?
>>723148378
You just gotta push through it i guess.
>>723148618
Why do people give a shit about that washed up faggot Chen?
>>723148659
You know how heat makes black people insane? Well cold makes white people insane.
Lol try to save some cute 16-year-old sideways snatch and make fall in love with you
>>723148659
Don't say it like that you babby!
Yeah I'm mostly the same to be honest, I feel like that's going to change soon though. I have places I wanna be, and I need to find the determination to reach them.
It should be, but I'm sleepy and can't think too well.
>>723148628
I can try and find it. Me smart.
Maybe a week more, idk.
>>723148733
Not at all
>>723148740
Doing anything where you wouldnt want to fall asleep. Cute pic
>>723148733
I'm attracted to her embarrassed face.
>>723148827
*meme voice* I'm already insane though...
I'll be just fine with a 20 something year old asian cutie that looks 15. Why the hell do you always call it sideways?
>>723148828
But you're so old...
I have places I plan to be making six figures, but I honestly don't know how I am where I am right now. I have no motivation to do shit on my own, but as long as I have a requirement I'll get it done. Still got that 4.0 GPA going for me, nearly done with second year.
>>723148526
Not a ton. Right now I'm focused on 100%ing Dark Souls 3, though
>>723148740
Yeah, just gotta finish it up.
What are you up to, if I didn't ask already
Claiming best girl.
>>723149256
>It's wrong to get the good end you have to literally allow Mana to be sold as an implied sex slave.
..I don't actually remember that. The story continuing after each route was nice imo since it was more about the main character and how fucked up the world is with these special punishments.
MC is also great in that he isn't a completely clueless idiot like some others.
>I have read none of those things, actually.
They are all great, but I'd suggest giving Kara no Shoujo a try if you have the time. It's a quite long detective story with some romance thing going on. Kinda easy to get into bad endings though.
mugi is nice!
>>723149122
I'm only 23 you twat!
I know that exact feeling, to be honest. But recently I've been thinking that I need to move forward and become something more. I've dealt with a lot of issues in the past month or two, and I've thrown off a lot of things weighing me down, so it's just moving forward now.
>>723149122
Seriously, now I understand why white people in Europe killed each other during the Middle Ages!
20 is too old for a girl... don't you want an unused snatch? And I call it sideways because it's a football thing. There's a play called the "slant route" and I call it the Chinese Triple Slant to mess with Azn fans on NFL.com
>>723149256
Yeah? What more do you need?
>>723148740
Oh also fire keeper anon told me to tell you hi
>>723148966
Ik, just looks like it lol
>>723149122
Sure is, ill give you that
>>723149380
Pickle-brows.tm
>>723149563
she just has a cold dont worry
>>723149404
So old!
Seriously though, I need to get on your level. Best of luck to you, know you'll do good, you've already made good ground.
>>723149514
A lot of girls that age are still virgins here, besides, I don't need a virgin to be happy. Also that's weird.
>>723148966
Right, but don't worry i'll be fine, probably.
Snuggle time is good time.
>>723149256
Just chatting on thread and listening to music. What about you?
>>723149550
Shame i missed them, tell them hi back for me the next time they're on.
K, I am off. Bai!
>>723148400
There was little point in asking, silly anon.
I don't even think he comes by anymore, anyway.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vCbcbJBgxg
>>723149819
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
>>723149765
Did you know when Arabs die for their 72 virgins they're actually dying for 72 9-year-old virgins? Islams is fucking sick
>>723149378
You sure did. The only way she learned to manage her time was if you let Mana be sold because she didn't finish her painting, despite having the money handy to save her.
I really disliked the MC.
Also he smoked weed.
I'll probably go for Symphonic Rain first, I love me some music
>>723149550
Grind out 11 items with ~0.7% drop rate from silver knights, and 16 items with ~2.5% drop rate from Ghrus.
Then i gotta do one more NG+.
>>723149801
Just the music and homework and talking to Chara.
Tell me a bit about Princess Evangile?
>>723149623
Ya, was a good series... hope they make a second+ season
>>723149801
Ok good. I wouldnt mind a good snuggle. I will hopefully ill remember
>>723150276
That sounds like a pain
>>723150343
Bit late for that. Read the mango if you liked it a lot
>>723150409
Why? Did i get canceled? :(
help what does this mean
>Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not?
Philosophy is dumb!
>
>>723150368
YEP.
If I wanted, i could also go to NG+20 instead of grinding.
>>723150485
There hasnt been an episode in like 3 years. Pretty sure they are done with it
>>723150621
They both sound a bit of the repetition I dont like
>>723150025
What's wrong with that? I thought you liked them young.
>>723150757
:/ damn, sorry brah
>>723150757
Yeah, I agree...If I could grind out 11 of the 2.5% ones and one of the .7% one, It'd fall down to NG+7, which I was considering going to anyway, as it's the point the game stops getting harder
>>723151150
I like mangos more anyways.
>>723151207
do that it sounds like less work
Bork!
It's been a busy night.
>>723150812
Me? I don't like young guys, but I want someone who's at least... 35 and older
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
You are not your avatar :o
>>723150276
Yeah, symphonic rain is fun. Has a fun minigame too: 5:17-11:32 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yo17ztsqc8
>>723150621
It means that it exists in some form even if it actually doesn't, because it would not not exist otherwi- Wait wat.. goddamn that's dumb..
>>723151367
Why is your waifu alice's fucking dog, you sick fuck?
>>723151394
But I'm not 35 and older...
>>723150276
Nice. It's set in a prestigious all girls school, where due to a number of circumstances they were considering making it co-ed ( due to financing problems) so they had to let a guy in as a test to see how it well all the girls could handle such a change. So he's given a trial period in which he has to convince the student body to vote to allow gender integration. It's a cute VN full of ridiculous misunderstandings.
>>723150368
A good snuggle sounds really good right now.
>>723151367
>posting that cunts dog
You're not even trying to pretend you're not just here to shill for him.
>>723151449
What..? No you're not. You're still in the military
>>723151282
I can't do mangas, just never been a reading kinda guy
>>723151395
You stop being gay
>>723151449
Who the hell is that loli midget???
>>723151535
He wants to fuck em all....doggy style
>>723151608
no -_-
>>723151282
Yeah, i think that would be for the best..So I'll do that! As soon as I finish this homework.
>>723151367
Hello bork
>>723151411
That does look pretty fun! The art..maybe not great, but..
Most of this textbook is dumb! Even trying to use simple terms, it's...tough
>>723151508
That sounds pretty fun!
Is it R18/does it have a satisfying romantic ending?
>>723151508
Grab a pillow? Cute picture
>>723151608
Its how I started all the anime kind of stuff by reading in middle school. Really I prefer it. Its nice to go my own pace
>>723151538
So I'm not your ideal man, then?
Always thought I was.
>>723151608
I haven't the slightest clue.
>>723151702
good luck
>>723151608
That reminds me, the cunt once told a story of him fucking a dog. It was funny.
>>723151751
You're a child, you're not a man yet
>>723151696
Yes
>>723151724
I use to read manga in highschool on my phone when we weren't doing anything or i was bored but that was damn near 5 years ago...
>>723151751
Lol
>>723151805
Wait...wut?....i was just joking.....
>>723151809
But what is a man?
>>723151863
why?
>>723151864
Sonata
>>723151863
Not this person, the cunt whose dog that actually is. I should see if I can fish it out.
my name jeff niggaa
>>723151799
Thank you~
How did Overwatch go?
>>723151864
A miserable pile of secrets!
>>723151863
Its where i read now
>>723152007
People werent competitive in quickplay but I cant fault them for that
>>723151702
Yeah i don't want to spoil it so i don't want to tell you too much about it. Yes it is, so i would advise buying it somewhere other than steam, so you don't have to fuck around finding and installing the R18 patch. I would buy it from Mangagamer or Nutaku. Yes it has very satisfying and romantic endings.
>>723151724
Can you be my pillow?
>>723151899
Because
>>723151940
Oh...still dog fuckers can gtfo
>>723151945
Worst waifu ever
>>723152064
Im sure i could pick it back up if i went to college, but i didn't go. Btw her imaginary image is H O T
>>723151809
I'm older than you, and have a stable career unlike you...
im the trash man
>>723152122
because?
>>723152127
You're like 19, right? That's not old at all!
>>723152064
Well, that makes sense. Did you have fun at least?
>>723152112
That's kind of you, I hate spoilers
I..don't think I'd want that on my steam anyway, to be honest. I'll probably pirate it because I am a bad person
>>723152007
Correct!
..You know this site? https://vndb.org
Handy for looking up VNs.
>>723152122
It was all a lie anyway. They tend to lie.
I'm new here, but claiming Marinette
Weekly post to see if thread is any good
Yuno claimed
>>723152127
Lewd lol
>>723152222
Worst quads ever...
> because, because
>>723152308
Vore?
>>723152331
Who? Dog fuckers?
>>723152363
Wb yuno
>>723152418
because because?
>>723152363
hey jenas
it was until you came :o
>>723152225
Excuse me, I'm 21! And once again live a stable life in Japan besides being emotionally unstable.
>>723152418
No, that cunt.
>>723151702
Hello!
>>723152064
>People werent competitive in quickplay but I cant fault them for that
This frustrates the hell out of me tbh. I play mostly ranked for this reason
>>723152529
Tell me more about Japan because I don't believe you're actually living there right now
>>723152487
Yes, because, because
>>723152529
Yep, lesbros
>>723152531
Ah
>>723152418
Hey there
Have we met? Excuse me for being forgetful
>>723152487
I see, then time to go I guess
>>723152529
Still a babby.
>>723152112
Of course. Hold me close
>>723152122
Yeah she has some sexy ideas
>>723152282
It was alright and a fine break from For Honor
>>723152363
Yuno
>>723152552
Its fine. It is just quickplay
>>723152282
Oh yeah there are 4 girls to choose from, and during the first half it will give you choices to questions that seem like they wouldn't matter much, such as "who are you thinking of", pick a girl and choose her every time, otherwise it fucks you when it comes time to actually choose a girl to date. Haha hey whatever works for you.
>>723152671
-kisses you-
>>723152552
There he goes again, ignoring all criticism of his God 'Empress'.
>>723152659
why? :o
>>723152664
you need to cut me first
>>723152650
I mean whether or not you want to believe me is up to you, I can't tell you much, I've only been here 4 months.
>>723152659
no gay
>>723152671
and you're still like 20 years older than me.
>>723152308
Yeah, VNDB is great!
>just used it and found a fanmade vn called 'if you met your waifu'
>Louise is a Main Character
Y E S
>>723152552
How's your day been?
>>723152709
Breaks can be nice often
>>723152730
Sure, standard VN practice.
>Was about to ask if you've ever played Katawa Shoujo
I'll...show myself out
>>723152709
Tomoko
>>723152818
If you stop being a faggot
>>723152826
Wow four months already? the time sure flies by... Just tell me about Japan in general. Your likes and dislikes so far
>>723152664
Ya? We talked a few days ago...unless it was a different yuno fan, we talked about how you're a sucker for pink hair and have a yandere fetish
>>723152709
Now if only she turn those ideas into realites, also her best friend is hot as well
>>723152818
Fufufu
>>723152826
Ya was jus joken lol thats just some yuri fan art
>>723152896
it's hard to not be :(
>>723152946
what? -_-
>>723152838
Yeah. French fries are good
>>723152896
How are classes?
>>723152946
Yuu is a bit of a doof
>>723152838
>How's your day been?
Pretty fucking unbelievable actually. It was so good that I ran out of time to cram all the good things into it. A rare day indeed.
My life is pushing in a really fucking amazing direction with some really fucking amazing people.
I've had three years of spinning my wheels with no ability to enact change or progress. Now I'm finally getting somewhere. It's slow, but it will bear fruit this year, for the first time in a long, long time.
I want to shout it to the world, but there's no-one to tell...so I'll just...I don't know.
Blather on like a moron, somewhere no-one cares.
>>723152709
>Its fine. It is just quickplay
Video gaems are srs bzns
>>723153042
I swear that was larger
>>723153047
Not to everyone
>>723152838
http://gamejolt.com/games/if-you-met-your-waifu/89842
Reading the description.. you might be disappointed.
I want tlwiki to finish translating Subarashiki Hibi ~Furenzoku Sonzai~. Been waiting for that for quite a long time now..
>>723152946
Hmm I haven't posted on thread in a while, and last time I did I was slam drunk
I think you might have a different Yuno poster in mind
You can check file names for future reference
Though both of those apply to me if reckon they apply to everyone who claims Yuno
>>723153031
I have a simple solution
Hang yourself
>>723153042
Boring, that's why I'm here
I could be reading Jojo but I'm not feeling it
>>723146533
>>723153125
That sucks. How far are you?
>>723153031
Man you're just spoon feeding me these trolls aren't ye?
>>723153042
Yes but i think she has a very cute face/hairstyle
> what is that? A picture for ants?
>>723153125
Perhaps it wasn't you then...either way, nice to meet you
>>723153155
> that's a man baby
>>723152903
It sure does... 2 years left in the military then I'm free.
I like everything, I hate the language barrier and pretty blatant racism.
Oh and I hate how fucking expensive it is here, holy shit it's expensive as fuck. Korea was way cheaper.
>>723153042
I...Well, they sometimes can be.
>>723153047
Nah, I'm really glad to hear you're making progress! Care to share more details, or no?
>>723153088
Don't care. It's a VN and Louise is in it, that automatically means I'm playing through it.
>>723153125
that's mean -_-
>>723153202
what, no :o
>>723153202
I think she has her own spin off manga. I really did think it was bigger. Ill post it when other tomo is about and trigger him and he will post the bigger one.
>>723153267
Fair enough.
>>723153267
They were big steak cut fries from the bowling ally bar thing. delicious
>>723152709
I won't want to let you go.
>>723152838
>>just used it and found a fanmade vn called 'if you met your waifu'
>>Louise is a Main Character
>Y E S
Play it play it for the love of god pay it! You will not be disappointed. What is this Katawa Shoujo you speak of? It sounds interesting, i may want to play it.
>>723153206
Ehh... that sounds terrible. Ah, but don't focus on the cons too much ><
...find a nice girl and she'll show you the ropes
>>723153201
I'm almost done with part 5
I'm a slow reader
>>723153202
Sorry to disappoint
Nice to meet you as well, you're new here?
>>723153277
It's the truth though
Also why did you lie about scarf anon, he's fine
>>723152671
Yer all a babby
>>723153202
I know, I'd still fuck him
>>723153334
I know, I got a problem
>>723153336
That does sound a LOT better than fast food fries.
>>723153344
Of course I will!! Right as soon as I get snacks!
Maybe...Hmm, I think you'd like it, especially one character in particular...
Her name is Emi!
Just finished with my homework! I'm gonna make some popcorn and maybe some tea and read the VN
>brb
how do I join the cool club of waifu?
>>723153284
Lol xD noice, got a telegram or discord?
>>723153401
Im an original fag, was here when we started making these daily waifu threads but i left for about a year and just came back
>>723153494
Not only is he a trap, hes fucking insane faggit
>>723153344
Doubt rias is a playable route
>>723153375
Really? I'm more into showing the girl the ropes... Or her being blindfolded, but whatever.
>>723153267
>Care to share more details, or no?
I'm making enough money to support myself and pay my mortgage, with enough left over to regularly visit the people I need to visit.
I say "need" now becausein the last five years, I've met up with friends twice. I like my life, to a certain extent, but my friends need more from me. Visiting them is a part of that.
These are people I've known for six years, but I've never met in person. It's time.
It might not feel like a lot to some people, but I'm not those people. This is significant.
>>723153549
>Her name is Emi!
Emi fucking best girl
>>723153634
You are so lewd and immature >.>
>>723153602
Oh fair enough, wait I do think I recognise you though we didn't talk I was just a lurker back then. Remember when you left?
Any reason you came back?
>>723153344
Ill wiggle out of your grasp when you pass out. Hanako shouldnt drink
>>723153401
The edits. I havent really liked part 5 all that much.
>>723153549
They were so good
>>723153602
yeah. Here. The Love Box#3747
>>723153401
:(
did i say he wasn't fine?
>>723153598
go fuck oreo -_-
>>723153549
Damn i might have to stay up to see your reaction. Hmm yes this Emi girl sounds like a real cutie.
>>723153602
*cough cough*
> http://gamejolt.com/games/highschool-dxd-rias-dating-simulator/95064#close
>>723153816
That's fine, as long as i get to hold you until then. But she's cute when she's drunk.
>>723153816
I have another one on PC but sadly that's not where I'm posting from now
Why not? I love it, it's not the best but it's still amazing
>>723153914
You definitely made me worry for his well being
>>723153914
go fuck me and robbie 3some -_-
>>723153634
Same.
>>723153784
No real reason i came back, just kinda did
>>723153816
Sent
>>723153916
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>723154011
sorry :o
>>723154015
no -_-
>>723153916
I think I could wait that out. I think youre confusing cute and horny
>>723154011
You do make a lot of edits. I dont know this one feels more boring? I dont know
>>723153750
I've just realised this didn't explain why today was so good. Today, I've been discussing with friends and making plans. I had some long Skype calls with the one I'm visiting first and we had an amazing time. I've also been talking to some other new friends and they're just amazing people...Today was the first culmination of all this progress.
>>723154084
what if I bring ben? :o
>>723154100
Can't it be both?
>>723154193
take him to mexico with you :o
Yohane, the mall I'm currently in is closing in about 5 minutes, so that means I have to bike back home now. It's almost 9pm here. Please tell Sonata I said hi and that I'm doing alright. The house I'm staying in has no internet so I won't be here here until next week. bye
>>723153750
No, I know exactly what you mean. I've been working out the money for a visit this summer myself.
It's really good that you' finally have that kind of money!
She sure is~
>>723153816
It's been a long time since I went somewhere nice
>>723153916
Starting it now!
nyah
nyahh@!
One more smoke.
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