Alright, CYOA time! With crappy pixel art! Dubs decides the action

>>723139041
You get an items bar.

>>723139041
You find a backpack on the ground.
This backpack gives you an inventory that is shown onscreen at all times.

>>723139041
He does a sick back flip

There is a giant black guy behind him

>>723139041
You find a cat.

You find a dildo on the ground and decide to wear it on your head like a human unicorn

Come on guys, someone get dubs!
I've been waiting for ten minutes...

>>723139041
A huge spacecraft shaped like a penis lands in the field.

>>723139041
A parrot appears with a pirate on its shoulder.

>>723140099
damn, this gun b gud

>>723139204
roll

He finds a sword and twirls it around, the parrot challenges his to a duel

>>723140682
I just started doing pixel sprites and using paint.
I've literally just started, and I'm using this as a way of improving my skills.

guy fucks parrot, makes bird person

the parrot shoots fire out of its mouth. the man defends himself using a black man as a human shield.

>>723140869
69 count?

(remember to refer to yourself in the first person.
This is you looking at a parrot with a pirate on its shoulder)

>>723140897
Sorry, dubs only.

I befriend the parrot and have it lead me to the nearest city.

i create nazi party, armbands/ mustaches for parrot and I

>>723141124
roll

>>723139041
Dude engages in western style duel with the parrot

A table appears with a cake on top

>>723141124
last roll for nazi parrot

Pirate betrays parrot, and inventory bar

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Pirate shits all over parrot and the parrot has to excuse himself from the screen, back to square one.

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The parrot flies off into the distance.

While looking, you see the pirate fall off, never to be seen again.

You decide to put on your wizard clothes.

>>723141615
Rip parot

you join the kkk and kill a nigger

>>723141615
a gay almost falls on me from the roof of a near by mousqe

BOSS BATTLE

>>723141993
so close roll

You kill a guy who thinks traps aren't gay

>>723141980
rolling

jack off a cowboy for +20 exp!!!

Using your wizard powers, you wipe out all niggers in the planet.

>>723142122
winrar

Build shrine for dead niggers.

The cowboy turns into a whale and kills you, ending the adventure

>>723142122
>>723142100
lmao

if dubs i want a hitler statue

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>>723142100
fuck yeah

>>723142180
>>723142180
>>723142180
>>723142180
>>723142180

>>723142100
[Achievement Unlocked: Brokeback Wizard's Tower]

use our wizard powers to summon a hot gf made of smaller, equally hot gfs

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You use your wizard powers to summon a cowboy and jack him off.

(new rule: first reply that gets dubs to my latest post counts)

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Fuck, uploaded small version.

You make lolis illegal

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>>723142426
>60x60
what a let down OP i was looking forward to my get

>>723142484
>>723142360
rerolling

>>723142541
Please refer to my fixed version, >>723142484.

>>723142484
thank you
rolling for cum morphs into a cow and you and cowboy jack off its udders

The cowboy is actually a wizard and turns you into a large veiny dick

wizard turns into a robot fires lazers at cowboy for not paying

You kill a nigger with an express rifle

an onion moose

space niggers steal the pyramids

benis lol

what hillary is doing at this very moment

>>723142484
rolling for while cowboy is asleep steal his hat and identity, becoming a wizarding gay cowboy

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spoopy skeleton appears immune to magic attacks!

>>723142942
>>723142484
reroll XDDD

He cuts his dick off with a sword

No one's gotten dubs yet.

Still waiting.

>>723143027
god dammit i give up on dubs
rolling for singles!
spoopy skeltal attacks gay wizarding cowboy prostitute!

Make a black pixel man hanging from a tree while this pixel guy burns it down

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>>723143081

>>723143101
this rolling for pixel lynching
except lynch black pixel man while other pixel guy jacks off

Nigger boss battle

You found a town

A skeleton pops out

5000 skeletens

>>723139041
he realizes that nothing is true and everything is permitted

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draw me failing to roll dubs

>>723143177
Winrar

>>723143266
fuck me....>>723143177
winrar

WASTED DUBS

>>723143322
meme

>>723143322
TOPKEK

>>723143322
lmao

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You look over the hill and see a town!

>>723143470
BURN THE FUCKER DOWN WITH MAGIC

>>723143470
you see a dam nearby and decide to flood the town in the name of cthulhu

>>723143165
>>723143175
Lynching AND Nigger Boss Battle

You want to summon a neckbeard-a-tron 5000 to take all waifus in the village

Skeletons invade the town. You decide to help and fight

>>723143511
kek

>>723143547
Rollin lollin

>>723143511
WINRAR

>>723143577
too late friend>>723143511
beat you to it

Why nigger building? After burn down town but gf for 40k

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You burn the town down without lifting a finger.

>>723143681
GOTEEEM, ALSO RAPE CHARRED CORPSES

You nuke a blm protest

Eat the ashes of the people

>>723143681
Dellete your saved game, then kill yourself.

>>723143681
jack off over a burning corpse
make sure you give us a thumbs up supreme wizard

>>723143834
rerolling 'I' delete my save game for this 99th level wizard, and kill myself.

His dick turns black and he jumps into the Grand Canyon out of a 747

>>723143871
reroll

>>723143681
rerolling for raping charred corpses

Try to summon a dragon with your powers

you turn yourself and items invisible, but then drop your invisible wand so you can no longer do magic because you cant find said invisible wand.

>>723143900
I did it. I win.

You summon and murder innocent children, then sacrafice them to a demon underlord.

>>723143955
Double win.

He wastes dubs

>>723143955
>>723143955
shitt, rip

>>723143947
reroll

Make the guy arab burning down a tree with a hole in it with another arab guy in it and him saying "Noooo you burned down the tree!!!!"

Black guy eating a bowl with a bunch of fried chicken

>>723144083
make a new argonian character

>>723144083
RESTART, CHARACTER IS GUY THAT PUNCH HARD XDDD

>>723144083
>Update
Create a new character.. make this one a furry to trigger everyone.

SHOVE A STICK FIGURE UP THE STICK FIGURES ASS

>>723144177
AHAHHA I DID IT
IM SIGLLE HANDLEY RUINING THIS GAME

>>723144083
RESTART, CHARACTER IS GUY THAT PUNCH HARD XDDDD

>>723144177
Winrar

>>723144083
this game is harder than darksouls
only got past the jack off a cowboy and burn down the town with magic part

rolling for revived as a robot wizard

just a black screen just draw that

Draw pixel hitler burning jews down with a big nosed jew dragon

>>723144220
Yes. But make new character a shota

>>723144385
i agree with draw pixel hitler gassing the jews

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>>723144277

>>723144467
rolling for pixel hitler.

>>723144488
Well shit, I accidentally screwed up paint.
You get what's supposed to be there.
What happens next?

You get a severe case of dysentery and your explosive diarrhea paints the landscape brown

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5000 spoopy skeletals

>>723144220
PUNCH HARD GUY NEW GAME

>>723144488
HEY FUCK YOU OP I WON!
>>723144177

pixel
hitler
uses robot wizard
to gas the jews

>>723144488
kek

>>723144488
You summon a demon with your powers

profile shot of pixel hitler

>>723144528
>>723144488
Seriously I was the winrar! Follow your own rules OP.

>>723144587

>>723144488
since we are a robot we should go on a killing rampage, head for nearest town searching for Sarah Connor

He flys into the twin towers

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pixel hitler at a pixel nazi rally

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>>723144587

>>723144762
Make him not a furry to trigger that guy

>>723144762
I apologize.
The furry man got dubs first, so technically, he wins.
Apologies for the inconvinience.
So what happens next?

I yell "its high noon" and kill the first 6 people I encounter

>>723144721
makes a good point we should go on a killing spree since we are a robot now
must consume human flesh and oil

>>723144822
KEK. WINRAR.

>>723144822
Shit! Fuck you anon, I wanted to trigger everyone!

>>723144826
He encounters a slime, and sticks his dick in it.

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>>723144762
kek
that fucking face

>>723144822
Aww sheit u gon dun it

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>>723144822

goes to furry con and gets pissed on by tony the tiger

>>723144945
I rape myself

>>723144945
Find an animal, kill it, and wear it's fur! Death by dicking of course.

Puts on a KKK costume.

>>723144945
Now make him fuck a female robot

>>723144994
Reroll

>>723144986
Reroll

>>723144945
okay now that we are at a fresh start
pixel hitler

>>723144945
You become a wizard

>>723145022
So many wins this thread. I love it.

>>723145022
DAMMIT.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

you become a robot wizard

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NEW RULE:
One action per get.

>>723145185
Gay rule, Wear that squirrel as a hat or something.

>>723145185
You run into a peasant woman.

>>723145217
reroll

>>723145217
rerollll

>>723145185
I wear an unnecessarily tall tophat

>>723145217
rerolllll

>>723145217
rolllin

>>723145281
Rerrollaroni

>>723145217
It's to keep it easy to draw, and thus, quicker.
What do you want?
A. A crappy pixel drawing in 1 minute
B An equally crappy pixel drawing in 5 minutes

>>723145217
Rollerino

>>723145281
This.

>>723145185
Rollererery

>>723145217
keep on rollin

>>723145281
Roll

>>723145217
This

>>723145281
Fuck it.

>>723145217
Keep on trying

>>723145449
reeee

>>723145217
Last try for me.

>>723145281
Dubs plz rnjeezus

I think Kek's telling you guys to be a bit more original and not just reroll...

>>723145281
I have replied to my own post 5 times. I just want dubs

wear the animal as a furry suit and go to furry con

I find a dildo jetpack

Stick anon heads into a dungeon.

>>723145645
That's not original furry trigger anon guys.

Fucking wear that squirrel as a hat.

>>723145669
reroll

>>723145693
rerolll

>>723145696
last one

>>723145693
This

suddenly mutate into hulk by stray radiation beam

Eat 9001 bagels and become obese

>>723145762
DID WE LOSE KEK OR SOMETHING? GIVE ME DUBS YOU FAGGOT NIGGER!!?!

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>>723145811
Finally. Winrar.

Fuck yeah i got dubs

>>723145811
what a waste..

>>723145811
makes sense

>>723145894
I just wanna see a fat stick figure

>>723146055
*Gets a katana*

>>723146055
now that we have a ballsack treads, All we have to do is evolve into a mega tank dick

>>723146055
Nice dubs.
Grow a neckbeard.

>>723146055
Find tech-9 and shoot up a black school

>>723146200
God why..

>>723146200
BinBar

>>723146200
Shit you got that fast

>>723146282
Fine waifu

>>723146345
Find waifu *

>>723146282
Shoot the moon with my dick

>>723146282
how about we put some stripper clothing on

>>723146282
masturbate FURIOUSLY

You get Ass cancer

>>723146383
re rol

Die of a heart attack.

Disembowl self

Blow the president

>>723146465
>>723146383
double reroll?

Get hit by a meteoroid and die.

>>723146282
You enter a dungeon!

Death by RKO outta nowhere

>>723146542
Cmon let's get this going. Reroll.

Hold a fryin pan and a wheel

Niggers happen

turn fat flaps into wings and turn into a bird

This character has been made into shit.. so spontanious combustion.

>>723146609
Roll

death by gorillla

Have him step in doody

Starve to death

death by gravity

Death by a stray dildo

death by arrows

Gets skinny, puts on blue gloves, and can fly now

>>723146766
fuck yeeea

>>723146055
stick dick in electrical socket

>>723146542
rolling for this

>>723147034
Im pretty sure we're supposed to die from the dildo OP.
>>723146766

>>723147101
>>723147056
my mistake

OP here.
4chan's being fuckey and not letting me upload the "game over" screen.

What happens next?

character is a literal pile of shit

>>723147245
you have to change the image just slightly from the last one. Can't uplload duplicates. But.. YOU MAKE A NEW CHARACTER, THIS ONE IS A FISH. A PERFECTLY NORMAL FISH.

>>723147377
I FUCKING DID IT!

>>723147377
GLORIOUS

>>723147407
the fish has autism

>>723147468
fuckin

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The fish dies because there's no body of water within 200 feet.

put the fish in a robotic fishbowl with a body this time

>>723147565
New character is a cute girl

ok then lets be an entire collection of porn.

>>723147631
nah fuck that.
New Character is Amy Schumer!

a gay muslim nigger

>>723147565
Robot Hitler

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>>723147733
That blue thing is a dildo.

>>723147928
He finds a two year old girl

op is so artistic. Lets get fat again, By eating our own shit

suicide bomb a holle into the ground. The holle shall persist into next pllaythroughs.

>>723148074
This

>>723148074
rerolll

>>723148074
reroll

>>723148074
yes please

>>723148074
Do this

>>723148074
give us the fucking muslim hole

>>723148074
NAOW

THIS IS HOW YOU GET FUCKING DUBS
SUICIDE BOMB FFS>>723148074

>>723148074
FUCKING PLEASE

>>723148398
FUCK

>>723148422
THIS COUNTS

>>723148074
Another anon is trying for it too! It's not just me this time! GET THAT SHIT

>>723148477
FUCKING FINALLY

New game?

now lets be the water that fills the hole

>>723148671
that's my thought exactly anon! I'm working on the fish playthrough

It starts to rain, the water in the hole llasts forever!

lets be the dead muslim chunks

Rain fills the hole, the newly made pond persists through playthroughs.

>>723148814
reroll

>>723148862
re reroll

>>723148814
reroll

>>723148814
REROLLLL

>>723148908
re re reroll

>>723148964
re re re reroll

>>723148814
Let's do it

>>723148814
This

>>723148993
re re re re reroll

OP here
No new updates or rules or anything.
Just stealing your dubs.

>>723149048
re re re re re reroll
JUST FUCKING GIVE IT TO US OP

lets be a dinosaur

>>723148814
Do it.. dub me

>>723149139
re re re re re re reroll

I'm 99% sure Kek is telling you to stop re-rolling and do something original.

>>723148814
Pllease.. this dub drought is not okay

Oh hey, we hit the bump limit.
First reply to this post gets to have it drawn!

>>723148814
I want it. Help me kek.

>>723149260
FUCKIN PENIS

>>723148814
Thissss

>>723149282
THATS RIGHT OP, LETS BE A FUCKIN PENIS

roll a new character, Mexican please.
Dat racial +2 to yardwork

Same rules apply to each post.
Who ever responds to my latest picture gets theirs drawn first.
Hurry up, guys. We've hit the bump limit and we're going down fast!

>>723149400
ffs

>>723149373
Fill hole with piss, we need no rain now.

>>723149400
he gets it.

>>723149454
omfg yes please

>>723149454
rerolll

>>723149373
>>723149400
this plz

>>723149454
The piss must persist along with the hole.

Piss hole reroll

>>723149541
>>723149454

Piss pond

>>723149578
dig another hole.

TRIPS SAYS PISS IN THE HOLE

>>723149578
build a wall around hole.

build a mexican stargate

>>723149578
pay a white man to build a wall around hole.

>>723149578
fill hole with shit

It rains and the hole fills up. the water lasts with the hole.

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>>723149701

>>723149726
This one

op that wasnt a dub

pay donald trump to build wall around holes.

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There's the shit that's floating in the water!

>>723149829
build wall around holes

that wasn't dubs OP.. replace that shit with water froom the sky.

Are we not doing dubs anymore? What the fuck?

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>>723149845

>>723149601
>>723149701
those are not dubs faggot op

>>723149848
>>723149909
see
>>723149444

We're not doing dubs because we're running out of time.
page 7, no more bumps.

>>723149947
name holes america

Don yellow toupee. Rise to power. Build bigger wall.

first post after my latest picture that has an action in it gets drawn.

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>>723150006
These holes are called america.

>>723150049
reroll

mexican suddenly turns black and steals the ponds bike>>723150105

>>723150105
op do you have time for another thread?

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>>723150120

>>723150212
Nope.

>>723150138
reroll

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>>723150268
hole's gone.

>>723150341
I thought it said "steals the pond"
Whoops.

>>723150341
shit. Fuck whats left of it with 20 block dick

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>>723150398

>>723150457
Counted them, that's 20.

>>723150457
hang self with dick

OP here
I can do another one of these threads at 10 pm pacific standard time, tomorrow.

Get erect now