skipping an exam on wednesday. whats the easiest illness i can

Depression

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>>723137350
Just fucking study for it and take it you faggot

If you go on reddit, you can get someone to make you a great fake note. Just tell them specifics or to give you template.

>>723137350
huff gas then go into glass fucked up say you have bells palsy dude

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>>723137350
Diarrhea.

I went to a public, state university in the States. I literally skipped at least one test or final every semester and just told professors that my tum tum was hurting.

>Check the syllabus to make sure that the professor has not explicitly said that there are no make ups
>Wait until about 30 minutes before the exam
>Email professor with something along the lines of, "Dear Prof, Unfortunately, I am writing to say that I am physically unable to sit for this exam due to stomach problems."

What is he gonna do? Ask you to send pics of your shit?

>pic related, just think of the size of her shits.

>>723137350
google sprite and banana, puke tons, then go to a doctor.
Get your shit together and study after that, worth it

>>723137350
email your prof 30 minutes before class time saying you got into a car accident then find a random pic of a fender bender with the same lighting as the time of day and add it as an attachment fuckin e z p z

>>723137350
>>723139693
best part is it will buy you a couple more days of procrastinating because 'uh muh car at mechanic etc'...

Food poisoning. Tell him you ate a sandwich at Arby's or somewhere for breakfast, and you've been puking and shitting bile ever since.
Works like a dream.

>>723137350

If you're committed, eat half a cigarette. You'll start vomiting and sweating within 30 minutes, if that. Great if you need to call or send pics of yourself.

>>723137350
Aids. They will never doubt the claim by such a massive faggot.