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You are in a room with three buttons The first shuts down 9gag

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You are in a room with three buttons

The first shuts down 9gag and makes all of its users die spontaneously in a painful death

The second gives you Emma Watson as a sex slave

The third gives you 1,000,000 dollars in cash
Which do you press
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SHOW ME DA MUN-EHHHHHH! $$$$$$$
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second button
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The last one, because I can make more money with that money.

Emma means nothing to me, and 9gag has no relevancy anymore.
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>>723136802
3rd
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Obviously the money so I can buy tons of meth and tranny hookers.
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>>723136802
Emma Watson, easy. I have nothing against 9gag and I already make a good living, plus I can make money selling porn of Emma
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Can second button get you your waifu instead?
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OH MAH GAWD HIT ALL THE FUCKING BUTTONZ AT ONCE LULZ XDDDDDD
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>>723136992
No
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>>723136852
>implying sexslave Emma isn't worth more
She even has more money - and slave's money is owners money
Plus you can earn money with her pretty easy
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>>723137081
No in this scenario she's broke AF and is no longer famous
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>>723137060
Then 3
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>>723137184
so she's worthless
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>>723137081
It is disturbing that you actually thought of this angle
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>>723137184
u cant change the rules once u post them in original post.
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>>723136802
>Emma Watson as a sex slave
how long / how many times?
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>>723137568

>sex slave

>slave


are you autistic ?
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>Emma Watson
>be a findom to her
>live off her earnings
>fund a campaign to destroy 9gag
>alternatively, get rich enough to buy 9gag and shut it down
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>>723136802
The second button. I would use Emma as leverage to make the life of 9fags miserable. Pic unrelated.
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>>723136802
Third
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>Emma Watson
With Hermione as my sex slave I can make many millions of dollars, and not bother with 9Fags
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