Hey /b/ lets have dubs decide what I should say to this girl

Would you care for some intercourse m'lady? -tips fedore while wearing nothing else-

>>723135975
Can you describe how your nipples look like?

Why do you think someone like you should deserve to like somebody as awesome as me on tinder?

Let's meet and have sex.

>>723135975
Niggers should hang.

>>723135975
You might as well stop talking to me now, since I'm just going to say a bunch of stupid shit that idiots online tell me to.

>>723136235
I really like this one

>>723135975
I use 4chan

Normies get off my tinder
REEEEEE

Op here to help some of you out.
she is a sorority girl who likes the walking dead and star wars

Want to fuck tonight and get IHOP for breakfast? you'd have to pay for me though.

>>723136493
sounds like the average tinder slut. you could be getting laid but you've decided to fuck this up instead

>>723136493
I enjoy walking to people and scream "I am your father"
Hello! How are you M'lady?

>>723135975
"I know where you are. I've been watching you for a while now. Good luck reporting this number to the police before I rape you to death."

>>723136613
Op is rolling for this

>>723136732
Rolling for this for sure

>>723136613
Reroll

>>723136799
We did it reddit

>>723136799
aight give me a couple of minutes

NIGGER

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>>723136799
Op is not a faggot lol

>>723137450
Have you never done this shit before

Are you seriously this fucking stupid or what

>>723138114
I was born with 31 cases of autism

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>>723137450
top kek

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>>723138363
Exactly

>>723137450
>Op is not a faggot

sure pal

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>>723137450
OP, if this is a joke, you made me laugh, but if it isn't you are retarded. Rerolling is gay though.

>>723138728
its just a prank bro

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>>723135975
mY NAME IS REALLY rICHARD rEED. I am a

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OP here, still taking requests and here is a picture of me if yah wanna roast.

How long is your dick?

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>>723139083
Everything makes perfect sense now.

You are certainly in the crowd. Pic related.

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>>723139593
yep there I am

>>723139798
kek
gotta go. bye

Tinder is dumb, can we just skip to me eating you out

So wanna help me make america great again

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Send her this pic

>>723140108
Rolling

Do you like jazz

Would you be willing to send me a video of you farting?

I am a nigger

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wow yall are not creative

>>723142217
Don't leave the poor girl hanging

>>723135975
so I was thinking about drinking some blood.. but I have this irrational fear of blood.
Have you ever worn a costume?

>>723135975
Sorry, I was going to send nudes but I am driving and I dropped my cock out the window. brb.

I want to die

Roses are red
So are your lips
You should sit on my face
And wiggle your hips

And a one and a two and a shamalamalamadingdong show me the tittay

>>723135975
You ever get that burning sensation when you pee? because goddamn my dick is on fire since yesterday!

Seriously, sometimes I piss this HUGE amount of blood.. and my ass is itching allll the time.
Life sucks.

Want to go on a date?

>>723135975
Hello do you have any "Younger" siblings that could maybe hang out with us on a date?

>>723135975
Hey baby, my name is steve and in accordance with law I am required to inform you that I am a sex offender.

now that is out of the way, how are you today? :D

>>723142217
I mean, I would totally roll up to your place for our date

>>723142877
Winrar

>>723135975
God damn I want to tape my cock to your car as you drop it in low gear going 10 down the highway.
Will you do that for me?
And throw some donuts at me.. holy fuck I am so hot right now.

>>723142877
winrar

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>>723135975
Hi. Did you know that I can jizz by twisting my balls 850 degrees? ha ha just figured that you might want to do it for me!

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>723142877
>>723142944

WHAT THE FUCKING CUCK BATMAN!?

I need some burritos stat.

>>723135975
So, do you like my little pony?

IF you do, oh baby, I can show you my collection.. Its huge.

Do you like peanut butter?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFLBMp-QRPs

!_

>>723137450
Lost

>>723143217
OP here lets keep this going that was a good comment dubs, it fit the narrative

fist me pappa

Have you ever looked at someone and thought "I wonder how they'd look in my bed" Because I get that thought when I see you.

I'd waffle stomp your bootyhole

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>>723137450

Can i borrow a feeling?

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>>723143303
When you butt nut she suck fuck keep nuts

>>723143688
Not sure if I can send that on tinder, I would if I could

What are you doing tonight? I was thinkin i scoop you and we roll a bluntski

>>723143822
'i'm retarded?'

looks good enough to me pal

No balls you won't send me nudes

You wanna smoke a bluntski?

I want your pinky in my butt

I had an ex named Madison. She liked it in the ass. Do you?

>>723143858
Reroll for this

>>723144017
Roll for this.

Ayy yo girl you tryna catch the nut?

I'm leaving this thread due to boredom.

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OP you're a fag.

>>723144198
Is tinder really that easy?

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>>723144198
It's easy

>>723144265
Yeah. Just don't be a sperglord.

>>723144077
>>723144133
Two in a row.

>>723144363
Is it for more college aged people or what?

>>723144565
Ive given up and am actually having a nice chat with her now OP is a faggot for life.

lemme suck those milk juggs