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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

You are not your avatar :o

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still here
>>723130425
It will be nice
>>723130444
Its not that lewd

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>>723130537
Thanks for making the new thread.

Claiming best girl

>>723130656
*sip*

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>Welcome once again to /waifu/ ladies and gentlemen! The waifus are plentiful and the conversations are diverse, so come on in, take a seat and have a chat! My name's Koto and I'll be the host of the evening!

>>723129887
Aye here it is

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>>723130689
Rather lewd as some people would say.

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Hello again everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed

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>>723129847 (Koto)
Won by your side I take it? Can't complain about having a Monday off here.

>>723130117 (Louise)
I tend to study and practice in bursts, never took any formal courses/studies, so it's all been on my own. It's definitely a use it or lose it kind of thing for me at this point. On the other hand, learning it has provided some fun experiences over the years too.

I heard about those rain storms from Mako, seems kinda weird to have that much rain over there, no?

>>723130336 (Tali)
I'm the same way, but when it rains it pours. Glad to see that you have sick time you can use, lack of is utter crap.

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>>723130532
Actually the reason leads to it making a lot of sense
You could even argue that neither example has the dog defending anything other than itself or territory

But the cat is part of the pack, it's family and a dog will defend family

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>>723130656
moist soft skin after a shower is very lewd

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>>723130801
Fak

>>723130907
owo what's this

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>>723130893
My Monday wasn't bad, got an early birthday card in my work mailbox so it was nice. My BDay is coming up a little later this week so I'm taking next Monday and Tuesday off to celebrate

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>>723130893
Yeah now i gotta get them to actually let me use it.
>>723130821
>ignoring me completely
;-;
>>723131024
Only because you put it that way....
>>723131122
Cute announcer lady

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>>723130689
Fix'd

>>723130801

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>>723131189
pretty alien lady~

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>>723130537
It's a little lewd. Go!
>>723130893
I took it a bit last semester in college, I agree. I was actually sitting down to play through Mother 3 in Japanese back then, but I got lazy after the first few cutscenes.

It's SUPER weird, but everything should quiet down soon.

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>>723130791
So what sickness are you dealing with? Maybe some eucalyptus tea might help? Also oranges. Oranges everywhere.

>>723130893
I'm lucky enough to have everyday off and it feels sooooo good. So good.

>>723130911
Yeah but the original point was false so it's kind of a moot point arguing around a false point.

>>723131066
You can see her buttocks and everything.

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go cry in the corner kid because sam is all a man would ever need.

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>>723131093

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>>723131024
Not even very lewd. Nothing sexual about a shower

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>>723131189
are you tomoko?

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without hesitation or regret

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>>723131024
Masher

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>>723131189
I asked you how i upset you.
I would never ignore you, at least never intentionally.

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>>723131295
To be fair, you didn't even make a point

You've provided examples of dogs following instincts

>>723131317
you said you were done :o

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>>723131382
you must not be doing it right
>>723131489
ohaiyo~

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>>723131568
How should I do it?

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>>723131568
Ohaiyo
..watched the thing yet? Hmm? Hmm?

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>>723131473
Wow sexy waifu

>>723131517
My point was that dogs are sentient and emotional but not rational. They can feel emotions, plan for the future, and solve abstract problems but I don't think they think of situations in the abstract sense like humans do. For example, they probably have no concept of symbolism, certain material things representing abstract social or political concepts. But they do feel jealousy, altruism, and the complete range of emotions humans do.

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>>723130537
>>claim your 2D waifu
>2D

wtf bruh Y fuck u

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>>723131280
Oh stahp you
>>723131416
No this is patrick
>>723131510
No im sick...i dont wanna get you sick
>>723131295
Oranges actually dont help
>>723131892
Thats still 2d just good shading

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>>723131735
slowly... with soap and warm water -//-

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>>723131828

thanks.
yours too.

>>723130656
yo so new to weeb shit here... anime?

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>>723131122
I usually do the same thing, take a day or two off for an extra long weekend to celebrate the birthday. Got anything planned for the celebration?

>>723131189
The hell man, so you get leave, but then you have to ask permission to use it? Though I know that can also depend on management too. If someone's sick, I don't ask questions if they need the time to recover. Of course, an ill employee of mine going to inspect a restaurant would look pretty horrible and probably result in a complaint.

>>723131284
Some of it is also not having anyone to practice with. I use enough Spanish at work to stay in good form, but aside from reading the news and doing other things on Japanese language sites, there's vidya and animu at least. The audio part is where not having anyone to practice with sucks.

I'd say if you're interested in it, give it another shot if you need something to focus extra time on. I remember playing Super Robot Taisen 4 on SNES not knowing a lick of Japanese, but then it got me interested enough. Now I can play a lot of stuff just fine.

>>723131295
I build up sick/vacation time faster than I can use it at this point in my career. Next step would be having everyday off, but then I'd still be doing something to keep my time occupied.

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>>723130537
thank you for making the new thread, louise

>>723132086
Because im hourly and they may try to not pay me for hours i didn't work...honestly itd fit everything else

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mines the best ever

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>>723131828
They really can't plan for the future

Emotion is part of consciousness
It doesn't mean it's a complex animal

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>>723132059
That isnt lewd thats just cleaning.

QOTT: just how many shielder posters are there?

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>>723131773
oh no i'm going to pirate it soon in a while~
>>723132054
that's your name irl?

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>>723132054
As if the risk of getting sick would stop me from hugging you
>
>>723132059
Hello cutie

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I am hallow

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>>723132054
>still 2d just good shading

Wtf bruh. Srsly.

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>>723132296
Hmm? That Narcissu is free on steam though. No need to pirate it.

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>>723132054
>Oranges actually dont help

U wot mate oranges can lift the dead. You're just not using them properly.

>>723132063
I never figured I'd see another feral waifu around here.

>>723132086
>I build up sick/vacation time faster than I can use it at this point in my career. Next step would be having everyday off, but then I'd still be doing something to keep my time occupied.

That whole needing work to feel a sense of purpose meme is a myth. Trust me, with enough money and free time anyone can find something fulfilling to keep themselves busy. Work is just something you tell yourself you enjoy. You only realize how much it sucks when you don't do it anymore.

I never want to work again. It sucks man. I can only hope things turn out well enough to work from home at worst. I can't stand the humiliation of waking up at 6am everyday and putting on some tacky little shirt with my name on it for some millionaire who probably doesn't get up until noon and sips champagne on his private yacht when I'm going to bed at 9pm like a good little worker drone.

Most fucked shit ever. Fuck it. Fuck that shit.

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>>723132275
hehe, you're so innocent~
>>723132281
There are 3 Shielders, two here including myself and one in /animus/ but he doesn't use Shielder anymore.

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>>723132086
I've got you on Steam and Dischord, right? I'd be down to converse a little on those in Japanese if you want, get a bit more competent. Like I said though, completely rusty right now. I don't even remember all the hiragana.

I really don't have much extra time to be honest. I've beaten Mother 3 in English before, but I will make it my first japanese language game
Then the untranslated ZnT VNs.
>>723132123
Sure thing~

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>>723132271
Then why do they bury bones? If they couldn't plan for the future, the bones would disappear in their minds forever.

Even squirrels plan for the future dude. Even ants. It's a very basic survival mechanism.

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>>723132487
Alright getting naked and pouring water on myself bye.

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Raven is an emo cunt.

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>>723132296
No its a meme. But i will tell you mine if you tell me yours
>>723132335
>Hugging me in the open and not claiming lewd
Who are you and what have you done with juvia?
>>723132368
Does she exist on a 3D plane? No. She only has height and width, no depth. 2D
>>723132437
I like oj and apple juice
>>723132487
I thought there was just the two tbh are you the bad wifi one?
>>723132594
>star is a shallow basic bitch

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>>723132335
hay~
>>723132341
like in Bleach?
>>723132390
Steam huh... do I have to buy any add ons?
>>723132536
^.^

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>>723132086
gf gonna be taking me to dinner to celebrate, so it'll be a nice chance to just sit back and chill out for a little bit

>>723132594
> not liking raven

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>>723132580
i want to dry you up when you're done!

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>>723132645
That's hollows im hallow

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>>723132634
Dude, did you read the label of that OJ? 5% juice is like drinking one drop of actual orange for every 19 drops of random household chemicals.

Real oranges, not chemical juice flavored to taste like orange.

>>723132660
Sounds like fun.

>>723132785
I only drink 100% juice m8

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>>723132645
Ehh? No.

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>>723132634
i don't have a name...
>>723132634
yus, I use Mash Kyrielight in all of my filenames!
>>723132784
Like a Hollow from Bleach?

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>>723132634
It's only a hug. Not like we're being lewd and holding hands or, k-kissing
>just the thought of kissing
>
>>723132645
>wew
How are you?

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>>723132863
cuz that's how they get you

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>>723132828
oh nice bro.

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>>723132883

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>>723132634
>Does she exist on a 3D plane? No. She only has height and width, no depth. 2D

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-reveals-substantial-evidence-holographic-universe.html

Since 2015 scientist have been finding strong evidence that our universe is in fact holographic. Making us 2D beings that perceive their reality as 3 dimensional, meaning that in reality there is no such thing as a 3D waifu yet and every waifu real or not is a 2D waifu.
Thus all waifus are either real or nobody is real.
So technically, my waifu exists in a plane with the same dimensions as mine, just not the same exact plane as me.

Science, bitch.

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>>723132904
im very cold... how about yourself?
>>723132957
her hair is so pretty, i wish anime was real

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>>723132933
You have a PC then to play/read it on?

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Last hour morphed into 2 hours. And now I need a haircut.

>>723133079
So do i....so do i, but hey my waifu has a chance of actually being real. She is the daughter of satan, perhaps ill meet her some day ;)

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>>723132341
'Allo Hallow. Doing well?

>>723132195
Damn. That's how my jobs were when I was a lab contractor. I could take all the time off that I wanted if I ran it by the client, but it was underpaid. The only thing resembling time off was a week's worth of pay as a bonus check- a lot of people opted to take a week off of work and have their pay covered by the 'bonus'. Would this other job be a step up in benefits if you got on board?

>>723132437
Oh, it is a myth. I'm not one of those fools who will be working till he drops. Once I have enough passive income, I jump ship, and move on with my life & family. Free time will be spent doing things I enjoy on my terms.

If I could tell my 20 year old self what to do, I'd be off the treadmill already, but live & learn. I'll still have many years of financial freedom when it's time.

>>723132536
I don't think so- no steam, but I do have Discord. Kanji compounds are the bane of my existence when I'm rusty. Sometimes particles throw me off too.

Now that you mention untranslated ZnT material, I might consider testing myself with untranslated IS material. Thanks for the spark of inspiration.

>>723132660
Nice- choose well and enjoy the dinner.

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>>723132538
Wolves do that, dogs don't need to
It's really a game to them

Dogs don't need to worry about the future or any difficult problems because they'd always have humans to help them

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>>723132883
>stop being edgy
Then why are you acting like you dont know me?
>>723132904
But... id want kisses if i wasnt sick...
>>723133034
>tinfoil hatter
Now it makes sense
Kill you're self.
A 2d being would not be able to perceive other objects as anything but vertical lines and also our digestive tracts would ve impossible as they would literally cut us in half.
>>723133182
I get something like 2 hrs every week or something similar

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>>723132645
How've you been doing?
>>723133182
Hmm..What's your Dischord name? I've been picking up a lot of people.
>Kanji
Oh gods, I think I knew three kanji total at my height. I'm not very skilled in general.

Sure! It's always good to read that sort of thing.

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>>723133257
Both the grown dogs Ive had have buried bones and dug them up months later.

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>>723133182
Better, i have a job interview tomorrow. It's for a gas station so it's low paying but I'll take it

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>>723133094
not yet, i'm going to bite the bullet and buy a cheap thinkpad
>>723133110
no keep your hair long
>>723133173
what if she's pure evil?

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>>723133362
because i like to play hard to get~
>>723133382
not good! im so cold!

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>>723133506
Nonsense shes too cute!

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>>723133079
I'm good. Just relaxing after work.
What are you up to?
>>723133362
B-but, k-kissing is
L-lewd

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>>723133383
That's because you didn't look for them
Asshole

It's really just a leftover instinct, it's not necessary, but it's not detrimental

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>>723133182
Sounds good man. Got any passive income pointers for someone like me?

>>723133257
Fact is they still do it and retrieve them later. Doesn't matter if they don't have to. You said they can't plan for the future. Wouldn't saving food items like that for later be planning?

My dogs even hide random things around the house to snack on later so the other packmates don't find them.

>>723133684
Wait...that isn't julianis ot?

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>>723132785
Definitely! Hope your weekend was good?

>>723133182

There;s a lot of good places in the area so it won't be hard to choose something good

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>>723133654
That just makes me more aggressive tbh
>>723133684
Grabs and puts on serious face.
No, no it is not

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>>723133362
>tinfoil hatter

Seriously speaking though. I was joking about the reality of waifus and being real or not. But as someone who's into the 11 dimensions theory, this is not conspiratorial bs, it's science, a well performed, well studied, well documented, scientifically accepted concept that exists since the 90s. It's not wrong just because we don't fully understand it. I for one find this theory fascinating. And even if it was proven true, it doesn't mean our universe is artificial by any means. Which is what I think you think I think. By no means it tells us we are artificial, or just a projection or whatever, it just proposes, with strong factual evidence, where and how do we stand in the universe.
Instead of denying evidence we should be wondering how our concept of dimensions has changed based on these new discoveries.

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>>723133654
Cuddle up under a nice comfy blanket!

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>>723132437
>I never figured I'd see another feral waifu around here.

I post her whenever this thread comes up.

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>>723133762
What?
No, i mean i don't think so.
What are you trying to say?
>>723133899
>dubs
B-but it i-is
>

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>>723133721
give it baaaack

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>>723133506
Was interested to know your opinion on that vid though.

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>>723133656
S-she is k-kinda cute...
>>723133684
rolling around in agony, why do you work on a holiday?
>>723133899
you can't handle this~
>>723134109
im trying to but my wifi cuts out in my room or by the fireplace ;-;
>>723134161
i don't want to be sad -.-

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>>723133737
The thing is, it's not planning
It's an instinct they have, they just know what to do

Cats learn to stalk naturally, does that mean they're planning for when they need to hunt?

>>723134150
Why don't you come and take it?

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>>723133802
I can't even tell the weekend apart from the rest of the week as long as money keeps coming in.

>>723134112
Never seen you before

>>723134067
oh yeah if it's real post timestamp with your 2d hand touching the edge of the universe. Protip you can't.

Confirmed debunked!

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QOTT; post tummies you want to protect

>Shielder

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>>723134435
No stalking isn't about saving resources for the future.

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>>723134391
Thank you ^u^ so is your waifu

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>>723134391
You said you would though, the first ~4-5min of it.

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>>723134537
>>723134537
>>723134537


>>723134455
sounds like you make money all days of the week

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>>723134455
well your waifu is shit she has fleas and only lived like 12 years.

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Nothing like taking an hour long showering and regretting not shooting yourself at the gunrange today with the 1911

>Claim

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Time for me to get some sleep. Goodnight all.

>>723133362
Better than nothing I guess, though I know each place does PTO differently- a single pool for sick and vacation, or separate pools for each type.

>>723133382
Houki#0242 on Discord. Feel free to add and drop a line anytime you want to talk about whatever. Text heavy VNs/games will probably be as far as I get unless I find a whole lot of time to devote to it. The last one that swallowed me up alive was Tears to Tiara on the PS3.

>>723133446
I wish you the best, let us know how it goes. Some pay is better than no pay.

>>723133737
Besides your business, investing. But make sure you know what you're getting into before throwing your money into whatever. Things like hidden fees, bad performance, or buying into the latest cryptocurrency/commodity will screw you up.

For someone like you who has a business/assets to your name, a more measured approach would work best. Grow your income over time while being able to weather the odd downturn in the market. Dollar cost averaging would be your friend versus trying to chase the market and outperform it via actively managed investing.

If you want easy mode, Vanguard funds, or dividend paying aristocrat stocks will get you plenty of passive income with much lower risk, and much less fees than if you dealt with a broker or got fleeced by transaction fees. Buy & hold, in a nutshell.

>>723133802
A great problem to have!

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>>723134537

>>723134537
QOTT means question of the day. That's not a question.

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>>723134584
No, it's about getting food in the future

Birds build nests for safety, is that planning, or instinct?

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>>723134673
Don't do that. That's not good for your health.

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>>723134666
Satan trips confirm the notion.

>>723134731
QOTT
UFHA
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>>723134391
You can move a blanket!
>>723134673
Hello Hama
How are you?
>>723134705
Drama CDs might be helpful, there's usually untranslated those.

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>>723134391
Sounds like a good time
Because i work at a big name grocery store.
If i get a holiday off it's pure coincidence.
Except Christmas
>>723134537
>

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>>723134705
Thank you, exactly

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>>723134673
No

Stop that

>>723134705
Mhmm, not to mention yesterday I had some choice sirloin

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>>723134859
>T
>A
>Y

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>>723134144
>dubs
It is not you just dont know real lewd.
>>723134391
Sure i can i grab you, we go, 4 minutes later i feel great you feel...eh ok
>>723134705
Ours is single pool

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>>723134801
The shower or the suicide?

>>723134865
I'm good, a little sick still but good. Yourself?

>>723134949
But if I stop showering I'll smell bad

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>>723135140
The an hero

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>>723135140
>>723134869
>>723134865
>>723134705
How are you three today?

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>>723134609
but yours is more cute and meow im jealous
>>723134639
alright find i'll do it
>huffs
>>723134658
so tight..
>>723134673
that gun won't kill you, it'll make you into a vegetable though
>>723134705
nini daddy~
>>723134727
hnn!!
>>723134731
Really? I thought it meant "give me replies"
>>723134865
hmm that i can do...
but
>tfw no chara to spoil while under the blanket
>>723134869
ah i remember working at the local supermarket. i stole so much food and got fired. no regrets
>>723134999
okay four minutes? i wouldn't let you go until you satisfy me

>>723135267
>Replies to four
>How are you three

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>>723135278
Why do you think that?

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>>723135140
>50-50 shot between stopping showering or the sinking feeling of wanting to off myself
>He probably means the showering

Hope your day was better than that, at least

>>723135278
taight

>>723135337
Mistake

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>>723134658
Business income. My job is looking for customers.

>>723134666
That's the thing about waifus. They're immortal so no need to worry.

She's a highly pampered New York dog. Why would she have fleas?

>>723134673
Buy a desert eagle like counter strike .

>>723134705
Yep I think about market downturns a lot so I use the "spring" income to save for those "winter" bumps. The economy is still in pretty bad shape so that affects how much people are willing to pay for my service too. I'm trying to diversify any way I can with other side businesses but money is limited.

Thank you for that Vanguard thing. I don't know much about investing, but isn't that for people with thousands upon thousands of play money? What can a couple hundred bucks do?

>>723134798
Both, but it is proof that they plan for the future. Birds are actually extremely intelligent, about the same level as mammals.

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>>723135278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwbatpjsyU

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>>723135140
Good, but a little tired. What are you up to?
>>723135267
^
>>723135278
That is a feel I am very familiar with
I wish i had one under this blanket right now
But she is currently on a train

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>>723135392
OH I see, so pretty much makin bank

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>>723134999
>trips
I know what real lewd is...
It's kissing
>>723135140
Hello
>>723135267
I am good, how about you? Beautiful red head.
>>723135278
>so much food and got fired
Kek
What would you take?

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>>723135278
I was meming again...its from a stand up bit as a response to the "you cant handle this". In reality you'd be left shaking and begging me to stop from pleasure overload.
>>723135535
No it is not lewd is... well id have to show you

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>>723135392
They don't know why they do it, it's not planning

A great example is a sheepdog, they're incredibly intelligent but won't intentionally move the flock away from potentail danger without their master's command

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>>723135504
>>723135535
Im doin alright, cant complain

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>>723135220
But thats the best part!

>>723135267
Im well

>>723135278
I'm no idiot, I know where to shoot for a guaranteed death.
>I do a lot of research

>>723135381
It was alright. First time I got to shoot a .38 special and I got to fuck around with a 1911 and 9mm.
>I shot them sidesways like a nigger
I also pretended to shoot at black and oddly, all my shots were on point..

>>723135504
Nothing much, looking through some gunshops online and chatting with you guys, people on discord, and people on telegram.

>>723135535
Hello random stranger

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My Nui

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>>723135789
That's good!
>>723135707
Another cute

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>>723135526
Not that much, actually barely surviving with a few little luxuries but no work whatsoever which is nice.

I could make more if I got a day job but last time I had one I was so fucking depressed and demoralized.. I couldn't leave my dogs alone for 12-14 hours a day again. Especially not for the chump change the current economy offers. Waste of my time. I'd rather hang out with my bitches all day and maybe work from home, and find customers for the business.

Getting a small influx of new faces inquiring about our services, so we'll see if that grows into something bigger.

>>723135707
Yes they will. Are you serious?

Can you please google or look it up on youtube before you make claims like that? You're flat out wrong.

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back from my shower

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>>723135789
Maybe for you, but others? Doubt it.

>>723136105
did you nap in it?

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>>723135646
Kissing is lewd.
I know lewds. Well i at least know how to post them
>>723135710
Well that's good.
>>723135789
>don't act like you don't know me

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>>723136232
nah couldnt relax enough.

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>>723136105
Hope you scrubbed off all the shame.

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>>723135959
Yeah

>>723136165
Well what should I do instead?

>>723136293
I do not know you stranger

>>723136321
Then you're not doing it right

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>>723135980
Oh really?
There's a reason there are dogs specifically bred to defend the flock, a dog moving it solo is a huge task
Their main objective is to keep the flock together and patrol for threats, the Guardians keep it safe

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>>723135980
Sounds like you could do well with a work-from-home kinda job

>>723135789
neato, never fired a gun myself but neato

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>>723136293
I actually just started watching fairy tail again, im on like episode 70 something, julia is a cute in her own way >>723136449
:D

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>>723136449
A hero!

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>>723136293
No you are too innocent

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>>723136446
I dont have any shame.
>>723136449
If I had 20 more minutes I might have gotten to it but water wasnt hot anymore

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>>723136533
Actually I already just started something like that. Work from home transcription. Which is great because I had entertained the thought of opening my own transcription company when I moved to canada one day. This way I can make a little money and learn the ropes of the industry at the same time.

Paid to learn my own future business, all with my dogs jumping over me and barking at nothing when I'm trying my best to listen closely to a guy with a thick indian accent.

Best job ever.

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>>723135710
Up to anything fun?
>>723135789
I keep thinking I should buy a gun and all that, but...eh. They're expensive and a little scary.
>>723136105
Hello

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>>723136449
Stop please
>you do know me
>>723136544
>dubs
>Julia
It's juvia, common misconception though
I hope you've liked it so far.
And she is indeed in her own way. She gets better as it goes on.
>>723136596
No i am not!
>

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>>723136805
Watching tv

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>>723136715
I've heard of stuff like that, that's pretty neat, so that's stuff like closed captioning, right?

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>>723136805
Hi Louise. Do anything?

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>>723136533
Its very loud and smells like sulfur
>it also gives you a mild erection

>>723136582
Hero for what?

>>723136805
Not scary at all if you know how to handle them. I understand the price though. You should try your local pawn shop, they usually have something nice for cheap.

>>723136865
Stranger danger!

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>>723136964
Yes. It's actually kind of fun, especially with my dogs around. I want to start a business like that too one day. Long term goal though. I have a way to go before I get that far.

I'll focus on vending machines in the short term. Just need more money, and it wouldn't hurt to learn how to fix them.

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>>723137105
That is for you to decide.

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>>723136865
If you werent then you would know kissing isnt lewd at all. Why do you think family does it.

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>>723136873
Last thing I saw on TV was Breaking Bad.
>>723137002
Procrastinated. Finally getting started now, though.
>>723137105
I know exactly nothing about that sort of thing, so..

>>723135278
You are a sociopath.

>>723137291
>>723137291
>>723137291