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Recently i've been thinking of going to a therapist, not because I need any mental analysis or anything, I just feel like it would be a lot of fun to spend two to three years fucking with them. Ya know like making them think that I have a serious bipolar, sociopathic, or schizophrenic disorder ya know the real hard core brain issue shit. So what i'm askin' for here is some good ideas or scenarios to tell the therapist.
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>>723129443
>2-3 years
>thousands of dollars
>just for lulz
You're retarded. There's your diagnosis.
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>>723129443
Create a confusing mess of how you wanted to go to see them to fuck with them but are really going there now but you don't know if it's still too fuck with them but you need them to help you not want to fuck with them with their help
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>>723129565
Money is no obstacle here.
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>>723129565
for the lulz
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>>723129443
Tell the therapist that you've been considering suicide and that you have thoughts of harming yourself every day.
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>>723129443
Haha that's an awesome idea anon, I've actually been doing just that. I tell my therapist that I have all these fucked-up, violent fantasies and that I love to employ psychological trickery and manipulation on people. Go to every appointment high, so you trip out in front of your counsellors and they get frustrated and tell you they can't perform a proper assessment of you. Allude to the fact that you have dark secrets that you'll take to your grave and paint yourself as the next Jeffrey Dahmer. You can do it!
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that right there is called psychopathy
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