>be me >coroner >average monday >slow day >bald

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2017-02-21 03:22:51 Post No. 723121678
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:22:51 Post No. 723121678 [Report]

>be me
>coroner
>average monday
>slow day
>bald stiff next
>get told he was a clown
>found dead in house
>start getting to work
>throat filled with confetti and streamers
>wtf to myself
>get to stomach
>paint
>more confetti
>sprinkles
>exactly 27 tylenol pm pills
>birthday candles
>think im being bamboozled
>fucking undigested cake
>vanilla
>piece together final moments
>killed self on birthday
>ate the things that made him happy
>or he was just really fucking stupid

Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:34:06 Post No.723122908
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:34:06 Post No.723122908 [Report]

>>723121678
what killed him?

Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:45:23 Post No.723124143
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:45:23 Post No.723124143 [Report]

>>723122908
himself

Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:58:32 Post No.723125609
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Anonymous 2017-02-21 03:58:32 Post No.723125609 [Report]

>>723122908
Forgot to include the uninflated balloons in windpipe. But yes he did kill himself

>be me >coroner >average monday >slow day >bald

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