whats the best way to commit suicide? Best meaning the funniest

>>723120432
Dress up like a Furry and an hero by cop in a public place whilst screaming Allahu Akbar?

>>No.723120432
Attention grabbing? Live televised event, funniest? Literally drink bleach.

>>723120675
Thought of another one: Place dildo in butt, belly flop onto public place from high distance. Everyone gets to watch a poopy dildo rocket

>>723120432
Why you asking?

>>723120432
Hijack a plane and fly it into the new world trade centers

>>723120890
If i ever stop being a bitch and decide to kill myself, I want to go in a way at least people can get a kick out of

If I were to kill myself I'd OD on a bunch of different opiates

>>723120432
Shout "If you oppose President Trump as much as I do and want to save your country from the Nazis and facists in power protest in the only language they speak! Violence!"
>kill self

Preferably, soak yourself in gas/kerosene and immolate yourself on top of a TRUMP flag

Stab youraelf, right in the heart. And then, fall over the ground in a weird pose.
If you want more fun, make the possible to looks like you were murdered

>>723121051
Also Facebook live stream that shit

>>723120995
A kick out of? Just livestream it and link /b to it, the tards will love it.

KCN is the best, i'll in the end of the year.

>>723121172
>>723121217
will definitley stream it, would be a waste not to

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>>723120432
Go to the zoo and kick a big cat in the balls.

Take at least four pain pills. Lie in your bed, put a plastic bag around your neck, use duck tape as many as you need to make impossible breath clean air.
If you can, tie a rope in your arms

get a fast used car off a credit card
buy bricks, rope, and a deltaplane
>start car on freeway, with the deltaplane tied to it and ready to be deployed
>once you reach 100mph, put the brick on the gas pedal
>attach deltaplane to your neck, deploy
>neck snaps on impact from deltaplane pull
>you are a flying ragdoll going over 100mph on the freeway in a straight line
>people will never forget

Dress up like the most retarded super hero you can think of, and go try to fight crime.

>>723120817
>>723120817
Fucking gold

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>dress up as wizard with explosives under clothing
>jump off a skyscraper on a busy street
>yell 'ALAKAZAM' in a megaphone
>blow yourself up
>peoples face when

>>723121769
if you could actually pull this off it would be fucking godlike

>>723121217
Live stream it on youtube too!
and give it a click-bait title

Put a curling iron in your ass, plug it in and wait till it kills you.