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you must fuck (at least) one of these angels to get into heaven

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you must fuck (at least) one of these angels to get into heaven

>who do you pick, and why?

>and what do you do to him?
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>>723113984
hell
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>>723113984
Do I have to fuck the angels or can the angels fuck me?
Can I pick all three?
I'm not sure I fully understand the rules.
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>>723114140

i guess they can fuck you but they are pretty obviously bottoms

you can pick as many as you like
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>>723113984
I'm gay and I don't want to pick any of them. Can you tell me more what hell would be like? Do you have a brochure I can peruse?
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>>723113984
It turns out heaven isn't worth getting into...
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>>723114904
yes it is
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>>723114556
Hell is where all of the cool people will be anyway. Heaven will be strict irish catholic nuns, baptist ministers, and uncomfortably affectionate aunts who never shut up about jesus.
Fuck that shit.
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>>723114255
I want to fuck the middle one while the left one fucks me... the right one can fuck off back to his home country.
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>>723115189
it obviously isn't. it's probably hell in disguise
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can I just have an orgy with all of them? Any of them would be fine tho.
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>>723115361
>while the left one fucks me.

he's a bottom
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>>723113984
If it has to be one of these three then I pick the one in the center, the one on the left is too nig for my liking and the one on the right is too spick, I'm not crazy about superfreak in the middle either but I find him the least offensive.
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>>723115290
None of those things sound good. I'll take my chances with hell and hope that it has truly cute twinky boys I can fuck around with.
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>>723115704
That's about where I'm at on this issue. One in the middle is the least reprehensible.
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>>723115704

they are all latino.
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>>723115290
there's more than just belief and devotion to get into heaven. those fucks are probably the worst sort of sinners that God and Jesus would tell to fuck off to Hell.
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>>723116103
That may be the case, but how they do look like how the other anon described them.
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>>723113984
Two disgusting spics and a nigger, I'd rather go to hell.
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>>723113984
Ill swap pics with anyone

SC: Stoltzy23
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I could fuck this boy for the rest of my life.
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>>723116399
Do you have good pics?
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>>723114096
agreed brother. i'll burn in hell before I fuck a dude.
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>>723116546
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>>723113984
Trick question, OP, you sly sodomite. Homosexuality is a grave sin, so you can't get into heaven that way.
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>>723117007
>>723116546
start your own gay thread
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>>723117123
I'd rather improve this one.
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>>723113984
Homosexuals are pedophiles
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>>723117452
ok sure, explain.
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>>723116747
Other way around.
You burn in hell *after* you fuck a dude.
It's in Leviticus, somewhere in between god saying you'll go to hell if you get tattoos and god commanding you to not shave or cut your hair.
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>>723113984

>fags
>angels
>heaven

Pick one.
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>>723117534
That Milo guy said that he had a happy relationship with an older guy (when he was 17) and the media's spinning it like he said it's okay for gay men to fuck children.
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>>723113984
i never tought i would say this but: the nigger.
I know i just said the nigger, but in my opinion the white guys look like they're carying lots more of STD's. This picture is too weird..
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>>723117652
But what I really need to know is when and how I'm allowed to sit on a seat after a menstruating woman has sat there.
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>>723118060

another pic for u then
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