S-shall we have tea with our therapy today, Anonymous? C-co

>>723107340
You're looking real cute today, Alice

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>>723107340

Milk and a bump!

Hello Alice :)

>>723107340
I realy love you but you dont reply on steam...

>>723107340
are you a dude
whys your voice croaky

Why not chip-chip-cheerio with beans n toast n what not

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I'll check in when I can, but I have a lot of dishes to do!

>>723107340
very cute outfit today alice -R

A bump for you <4

~CC

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>>723107340
Reporting in.

Good to see you back, ma'am.

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>>723107340
Hey ,have been long time Alice , you where busy or ?

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>>723107463
T-thank you, let us s-select some tea and begin <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vLQC7jDrwZ

>>723107537
yes he is, in some earlier thread you could see his face in a reflection

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>>723107340
Fucking hate learning how to stream

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>>723107581
I'm n-not British <4

>>723107491
I'm Alice, b-busy is my middle name <4

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>>723107340
GarEE is here to ruin the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723107340
I always seem to time my workouts so that I'm browsing /b/ during these threads

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>>723107537
S-smoke inhalation.

>>723107718
*blinks* C-citation needed.

B-but for now, I'll pour you s-some tea <4

>>723107340
>dem thighs

HHHNNNNNG <4

>>723107737
Right o dearie

>>723107737
On Skype you didn't talk like you are now (with the -'s) and you told me to get off 4chan because um.. I'm "too young"

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>>723107491
Alice-chan is busy plotting a counter plan against the impending penguin uprising.

- Cirno

>>723107340
how does handsfree work

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>>723107835
T-try not to have a stroke.

>>723107733
N-need help?

>>723107718
POST IT

>>723107860
underageb& detected.

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>>723107860
SHUT UP, BLOOD-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723107861
UP YOUR ASS, CIRNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723107830
you have a cool spice rack

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>>723107860
Underage b&

>>723107484
H-hello!

>>723107628
Thank y-you!

>>723107629
Thanks!

>>723107636
It'll t-take more than flu t-to kill me.

>>723107673
Flu!

>>723107830
Do you draw those faces yourself?

>>723107910
Kinda? Everything seems right but my bitrate is garbage and I don't know exactly why yet.

>>723107718
Show

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>>723107804
H-how can I help you?

>>723107870
C-can you give me a bit more information?

>>723107983
Why t-thank you. It w-was one of the first purchases I m-made when I moved in.


Now, d-does anyone need any h-help?

Hi Alice :)
I liked Plastic Memories but I didn't like Clannad. Can you recommend me an animu that is romantic and sad? Thx <3

>>723107860
she doesn't actually stutter its just a stylistic thing

>>723107340
>>>723107835
>T-try not to have a stroke.
>
>N-need help?

I feel as if this should be on one line.

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>>723108022
N-no, I scrape them <4

>>723108025
W-what type of internet c-connection do you have?

>>723108075
S-sorry, I don't watch trash <4

>>723108069
I guess I could always use help with regards to talking to girls.

Say I wanna ask a girl out in one of my uni classes, what do I say?

>>723107680
Sounds delicious

>>723107860
Isn't it past your bedtime, BC?

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>>723107984
i knew it . thats what happen when you stream half naked for 2 hours

>>723108137
B-but I don't want to either. Please? :(

>>723108137
Wired cable. 5-6 for upload speed.

>>723108069
handsfree ejaculation how does it work

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>>723108202
H-have you tried saying "Hey, want to grab a movie sometime"?

>>723108231
Glad y-you enjoyed it <4

>>723108259
I am n-not half naked!

>>723108069
How to overcome anxiety and talk to girls?

I want to cum inside rainbow alice

>>723107830
>>723107933
>>723108061
Thnx for the juice, now im out

>>723108069
I can't fall asleep help

>>723107976
Oh wow I miss that psychopath Ikaros/Blood-chan.

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>>723108300
T-the same way normal ejaculation works; stimulation of t-the brain mediated by serotonin based release.

>>723108299
Hm. It m-might be too unstable, making your bitrate fluxuate too much to be useful.

Have you done multiple tests establishing the variance levels?

>>723107340
fuck you ugly

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>"Why are you still doing this Alice~?"

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>>723108433
*smiles* N-normally you have to be a Sleepy Time Alice Account member but...just this once, I'll help <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwcZTbxmAg

>>723108368
I have hahah, but that's been with girls that I've talked with previously. How do I approach a girl that's been noticeably checking me out?

>>723108368
So you're all naked?

>>723107340
>dat smokers voice
You sound like a 45 yo career small diner waitress with 5 kids that smokes a pack and a half a day.
Can i call you Flo?

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>>723108369
H-have you been to a doctor yet?

>>723108528
T-the same reason I ever did it in the first place, Sword.

>>723108560
You're trash you stupid bitch >:(

>>723108458
nope guess i'll try that. ten times easier just streaming to friends through steam, but how am i gonna get internet famous and afford that mansion with all that internet cash.

>>723108643
>doctor
How rich do you think I am?

It's just a mental block.

I've got memory issues as well, but that's besides the point.

>>723107340
We are not Anonymous. You are a cunt. 4choad is dead. long dead. BURY IT FAGGOT.
Nothing but "pies and anchovies."

Nothing but CIA and FAGS.

Good luck Brahs.

>>723108421
Wat

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>>723108472
*shrugs* I n-never said I was pretty.

>>723108579
"Hey, what's up?" seems a good starting place.

>>723108637
I d-didn't inhale smoke of m-my own free will, dear. Electrical fire.

>>723108580
I'm f-fully clothed!

>>723108560
D-diamonds...

>>723108368
I'll always enjoy u

>>723108434
I miss Ikarous too but I honestly don't think this place is good for them. I want them to lead a normal life while they still can.

>>723108579
Sounds like she is willing to throw herself at you, just talk to her. Improv, I'm sure you can think of something.

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>>723108421
fuck
anyway heres a nice alice picture since he didn't deilver

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>>723108643

>"Autism, got it!"

>"On a tea related note, have you tried Yorkshire Tea?"

>>723108776
I think thy put it in the alcohol.

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>>723108776
...d-do you not have insurance? In m-most states, you s-should be able to get a tax subsidy depending on y-your income.

>>723108703
M-might I suggest "restream.io"; they will...restream...y-your connection to twitch or youtube or whatever. It m-may increase the delay, but it might smooth over the variance.

Worth a shot, nothing to lose if it doesn't work.

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>>723108781
As l-long as I am still alive, and s-still above to love, I w-will be here for Anonymous.

No matter where he may be today, this will always be his home.

>>723108863
Shut up about what tho

>>723107340
how do you view other people that use 4chan?

>>723108891
Try this vib. No, faggot! don't eat it!

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>>723108776
If this is the case, I think it would help to re-frame them in your mind as ordinary people. They have their fears and anxieties just like you, and they don't want to appear stupid either. You approaching them might even be seen as flattering, thus giving you a leg-up on the situation right away.

>>723108560
Sounded a bit monotonous but thanks for the help <4

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>>723108891
*smiles with lidded eyes* If it w-was just autism, I'm q-quite sure I'd have migrated to double chan by now.

And yes, it is q-quite good <4

>>723109031
As m-my dear Anonymous <4

>>723109029
no idea

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>>723109100
W-what do you expect, I'm a w-work in progress.

>>723108863
That's either a really good tan or you're non-white. What's the deal Alice?

>>723108996
Bury your dead, bro. Unless you CIA

>>723107340
Chamomile!
Once in a while i have days with a lot of depression. Like i feel i'm shit and no one would ever love me, like i will just continue living because i cant do anything else. Those days i just cry and then feel better. Lately i dont have those days too often but i know i will have one in a near future. I feel that i don desire nothing of my life anymore.

>>723108919
I could, but that doesn't apply to the gas (57 miles at 17m/pg)

>>723109111
How many times have you fantasized about blowjobs alice?

>>723108919
>restream.io
thanks I'll try that and get back to you later if i come up short. for now i'll just stream through steam.

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>>723108368
yeh right . thats why you deleted the vod ^^
next time pick more cute outfit for the stream not revealing

>>723108791
How can i covince my doctor that i need anti-anxiety meds? I really need some so i can quit drinking(my current solution to axiety) Every time i ask he just give me a look like i'm just some nig trying to score drugs(since im not white)

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>>723109161

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>>723107340
Ya got any heroin alice?
I'm dyeing fir a fix love.

>>723107340
Kill yourself

>>723108863
>>723109029
Well tell us alice

>>723109094
Sounds like solid advice.

>>723108824
Last time I talked to Ikaros they were off all medications and they became more and more vacant, it was so fucking creepy. Then they disappeared.

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>>723109166
I p-prefer to burn my dead.

>>723109111
have people crossed your line before? how easily offended are you? could things over text get/make you upset?

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>>723109041

>"Can you write what you're trying to convey in more detail; preferably in English or, at the very least, in American~"

>>723109111

>"Are there any decent tea cafes on your end of the pond?"

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>>723109161
I'm asian d-dear.

>>723109189
T-that sounds a lot like anhedonia; h-have you been to a doctor?

>>723109230
Ah y-you live in a deeply rural area?

>>723109249
F-feel free to email me at [email protected]

>>723109259
*blinks* You r-realize benzos are cross tolerant w-with alcohol, right?

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>>723109379
*shrugs* It works for me. You'd be surprised how much you can lessen your social anxiety through the simple acknowledgment that everyone else is just as vulnerable as you. Even the seemingly insurmountable and untouchable ones.

Give it a shot, anon. Tell us if you've had any successes/failures.

>>723109156
Practise makes perfect, right? I guess you'll have to sing me to sleep every night then ;)

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>>723109301
S-sorry, can't do that yet.

>>723109562
I h-haven't found many, sadly.

>>723109488
W-what line is that dear?

>>723108791
tell me about the electrical fire or else

I wish I had some one to say nice things to me

I'd just like to hear some one tell me things they like about me because I just don't understand why people bother with me

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>>723107340
ALICE!!!!

(I missed Reimu...)

-S

>>723109575
What do you mean cross tolerant?

>>723107340

I like that knife rack/set. What is it?

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>>723109662
S-sorry Anonymous, ain't nobody g-got time for that <4

>>723109694
*waves* S-she's here.

>>723109688
It's "or else" time.

>>723109575
All this time I've figured you were very pale white, funny how that works. Like seeing a character on screen after reading a novel.

>>723107340
>stuttering in text

Stop.

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>>723109692
*smiles sincerely* S-so tell me about yourself, Anonymous. What are y-your talents, hopes, and d-dreams?

What makes you, you? <4 I'm dying to hear.

>>723109575
Rural is an understatement.

>>723109645
I'll give it a shot man. Watch out for a thread tomorrow afternoon on results, I guess.

>>723109575
wow you're asian? what country?

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>>723109742
T-they do the same thing and are multiplicative; b-basically, switching from alcohol to benzos is a lateral move.

Why don't you enter a therapy program like CBT to actually get rid of your anxiety in the first place?

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>>723109694
It's uhh... not shrine time for another 36 minutes.

All I came into this thread for was to say thank you Alice, I was an anon from way back when you started these threads.

I had a lot of deep seeded issues, but talking to you helped me a lot, now I'm doing a lot better in my life and it's because I listened to you. So thank you so much.

>>723109674
>yet
alice pls dont

>>723109674
>W-what line is that dear?
pretty much the line where you're like block and delete them or something, or they say something that offends you. I'm pretty much just asking what your threshold for offense is.

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>>723109756
It's f-from costco; beyond t-that, I've forgotten. It h-had titanium blades, w-which is why I chose it.

>>723109805
N-no.

>>723109784
I am v-very pale, just...also...asian.

>>723109853
America.

>>723108863
Why is he pumping out his chest? Him.

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>>723109692
You can tell us a bit about yourself for starters, anon.

Maybe Alice would do you the honor of recording a personal message, just for you.

>>723109742
Take one, you build up resistance to the other (i.e. you need a higher dosage for effect)

>>723109853
If it is in an Alice thread, you'll have to wait until Wednesday to share. Either way, I'll keep an eye out.

>>723108069
I need a way to stop my anxiety attacks when I'm in open areas.

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>>723109674

>"There are loads of tea cafes over here, and to be fair it's kind of hard to experience a rather shitty one. That said, there are a few good ones in the area."
>"There's one up town that does fruit infused and oriental teas along with home made cakes, it's around £12 for tea and cake for two tho."
>"There's also one in Whitby, should you ever visit the area, called Sherlock. You can get a traditional cream tea, complete with home made scones, freshly clotted cream and locally made jam, all for under £4 per person~"

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>>723109888

>>723109824

I'm a whiny idiot who super insecure, my only hobby is video games. I've been told I'm funny but I feel my only value is acting the clown as I have nothing else to me

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>>723109917
*smiles softly* I'm n-not there yet, don't w-worry.

>>723109906
Oh d-dear, someone from 2011? I'm h-happy to have helped dear.

>>723109841
T-that does complicate the issue. P-please email me at [email protected] and w-we can discuss it further.

>>723109942
I don't have such a line, dear. Talking things out and keeping a clear line of communication open is essential to resolving issues.

>>723109969
S-she.

>>723109763
*waves manically* AWESOME!

Oh, btw Alice! Could you upload your let's plays to youtube? Twich hates me.
>>723109888
Oh... buh, I've been awake like 30 hours... TIME HAS LOST ALL MEANING!

-S

i just want to know if alice is a trap or what... cant really tell... IF so this dude goes through some serious shit to cook garbage.

If its a chick, go make me a sammich ya bitch tits or gtfo

>>723109962
what're some of your sexual fantasies?

>>723109575
The thing is i don't believe a doctor would help. My mind goes like "solve this alone, like you always do"

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>>723110049
Is it t-the open areas themselves that m-make you have anxiety attacks?

>>723110058
I'll b-be sure to mark it down, as I w-will be visiting the UK this year <4

>>723110134
T-they automatically upload to youtube dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBUcBfkVCo

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>>723110124
*smiles* W-what video games do you play? I'm t-thinking of streaming Salt and Sanctuary this Saturday, it's s-sort of like a 2D Dark Souls.

>>723110126
No problem, I'm glad I listened to you back then. It meant a lot to vent to you when I could, but now I'm doing well, I'm really happy to see you're posting.

>>723110220
Oooooh, link to channel?!

-S

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>>723110145
I'm f-female dear, and I m-made tea, s-so drink your damn tea and h-have a home made cookie!

You'll spoil your dinner if you have a sandwich now!

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>>723110145
You gtfo

>>723109406
That is when I last talked to them too, we lasted a good month before they said they just couldn't take it anymore. I know they're still around though.

>>723107340
>>723107340
Hey, Alice? How are those Twitch streams coming along? What do you like so much about Anar-Cute?

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>>723110200
If y-you broke a limb, w-would you solve it yourself ?

>>723110163
S-sorry, you need an Alice Cobalt Account t-to get an answer to that.

>>723110280
*smiles deeply* I'm s-so happy to have helped.

>>723110274

All sorts but mostly fighting games recently, sort of looking forward to Nier Automata but I still need to play the first

>>723109962

Found it I think, thanks. Skandia Forte.

I have been unable to find a job because I get nervous and socially-awkward during interviews. I get shifty-eyed and stutter like yourself. This is really frustrating because I've had to resort to couch-surfing and living in bug-infested buildings, despite otherwise strong credentials. I think I may be autistic to boot.

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>>723110342
>I m-made tea, s-so drink your damn tea Shera!

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>>723110319
H-here you go: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA

>>723110402
I j-just think it is very fun and I l-like to support student developers <4

>>723110430
Oh, I r-remember the original Drakengard! T-that was a great game!

>>723110220
It think it has something to do with my fear of gravity but yeah

>>723110426
I hope you've been doing well too, Alice.

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>>723110493
H-have you tried freelancing? It w-was enormously beneficial to me <4

upwork.com is a g-great place to start, if y-you have a skill set that makes teleworking viable.

>>723110580
F-fear of gravity? C-can you explain more?

>>723110612
I'm still flying, Anonymous.

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>>723110430
You and I both. Will you be getting the PS4 or PC version?

>>723110126
>I don't have such a line, dear. Talking things out and keeping a clear line of communication open is essential to resolving issues.

I agree with that

What's your opinion on having trust, with how busy I imagine you are i'm sure it's almost impossible for you to form a bond with people, at least the amount you probably associate with. Do you just offer guidance or topical advice based on what they tell you? or are people more willing to give out their personal information than I imagine.

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>>723110560
THANK YOU ALICE!!!

-S

>>723110363
She the type of person to go shoot up a fucking police station and rape the dead bodies.

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>>723110560
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA
where the last stream , you also didnt vod it . why ?

>>723110651
That's good, well if I ever find your threads from time to time, I'll always make sure to pop in and say hello.

You really did help a lot.

Alice should I buy a ThinkPad?

>>723110651
Does every girl want to manipulate guys? I haven't had a lot of experience with girls but every time I get close to one they end up using me for money and fucking another guy.

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>>723110690
>impossible to form a bond with people

I'm...Alice d-dear. Empathy is m-my very nature. I form bonds in an instant and I d-don't give up on them for a life time <4

I think you misunderstand me.

>>723110696
It is m-my honor.

>>723110778
Y-you can also just contact me directly <4

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
And my schedule is on my patreon: alicemargatroid

F-free free to contact me any time <4

>>723110126
Not yet or ever please. I love you

>>723109962
>america
I mean what nationality are you, silly
unless you're adopted and you don't know or something then its ok

>>723110651
No, but that sounds like a good idea. I'll check it out and get some library books on freelancing and teleworking I guess. Thanks, Alice!

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>>723110220

>"Don't fall for the London meme, it's quite literally a shit hole that doubles as a money pit. I once paid £10 for a burger down there and it gave me the shits for nearly two weeks, all on December too!"

>"If you want to try traditional English food then the deli section of any Tesco will do a decent enough job at giving you a basic idea. Their scotch eggs, pasties and pies are decent enough but you will get tastier ones at a Morrisons"

>"You should also avoid Nottingham and Rotherham~"

>>723110560

Yeah I've heard they are good I'm tempted to emulate them

>>723110661

I'd rather have PC but I might get it on PS4 from the HK store if I'm feeling extra bad before it comes out

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>>723110858
I d-don't personally like them.

>>723110873
No.

>>723110895
*patpat* N-no promises.

>>723110899
Korean and Japanese.

>>723110918
F-feel free to contact me via [email protected], I'd b-be happy to help you!

>>723110723
You could say the same about me. She is one of the few I would actually do something like that with. She doesn't want a life of crime with me though, sadly.

>>723107340
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AvWcPeLKYZ
Male MALE MALE MALE MALE

>>723110651
Since I was a kid I've rarely been able look up at the sky due to my fear that I'll randomly start drifting towards space. I don't know how it's gotten this bad, it's unbelievably irrational. I just want to enjoy my life again..

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>>723110919
S-sounds like NYC haha!

I'll c-check it out, and avoid t-those places.

>>723110952
I w-would, though the s-story is kinda silly.

>>723110892
Would your steam profile happen to be on private, so I can make sure I'm adding the right one?

It would be easier for me to contact you directly on steam. :)

>>723110992
Aren't you a programmer? You can't do much with any other computer. No wonder your chat looks like shit.

>>723110992
Then how do I find someone who doesn't just want to use me?

>>723111061
I have dreams quite often where I actually have to hold myself down as I walk

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>>723111055
S-sorry, female <4

>>723111061
H-have you been to therapy? Phobias are usually q-quite easy to remove.

>>723111090
Y-yes, my steam profile is private.

>>723111097
*blinks* "You can't do much with any other computer".

The very concept of turing completeness is lost on you, huh?

>>723111156
Trial and error, s-same as everyone else <4

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>>723111055
LEAVE ALICE ALONE!

>>723111032
You want to pair with that monster? She'll use you as a meat shield.

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>>723110952
Hm. Say, have you heard about anything recently about the PC release date? Apparently it won't be on March 7th, the same as the PS4.

>>723111203
Okay, I assume I added the right person. Once again, I'd like to say thank you.

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>>723111323
Accepted <4

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>>723111074

>"Do you play Ark?"

>>723110892
>I think you misunderstand me.
you seem to be an extremely personal and private person, which makes complete sense.

but memes aside can you form a legitimate bond with some one like this?

>>723111074

I like silly things so I'll probably get along with it, I have a pretty strange taste in stuff sometimes

>>723111300

No idea, they mentioned something about piracy being a concern as well as the game not working as well as they want it too

I'm guessing they are scared it will get cracked as fast as Resi7

>>723111374
can you do a picture like this in real life

how easy is it to be prescribed anti-anxiety meds? I want something that'll help but I hate talking about it or going places

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>>723111400
I h-haven't heard of it, is it any g-good?

>>723111419
Yes.

>>723111448
I s-sure could.

>>723111435
I t-think the combat was really good t-though <4

>>723111400
why do you only talk in greentext

>>723107340
Hello Alice! Always nice to see you.
Did you bump your knee and elbow?

>>723111249
She is no worse than me, I can assure you. Funny enough she had to use me to learn things so I'm sure she'd try to pull one on me.

I always visit these threads to bump then lurk

>>723110426
Thats a good point. Maybe i can't do broken limbs :P i don't know, i feel like i don't have to share my problems with anyone, like that would make me weak or something. I have the irrational fear that something bad will hapen if i share my problems.

>>723111203
I've got a booking with a phycologist. Is my phobia causing the attacks? The attacks aren't caused by looking directly up at the sky, they're caused by being in open areas.

>>723111490
>I s-sure could
so uh can you post it :^) :^)

>>723110892
are you actual grill? need assistance with grill problems

how far will machine learning take me?

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>>723111543
My guy.

Want a tarot reading?

>>723111522
When I talked with her we fooled around about having a quiet, peaceful life. Not the same guy.

>>723111656
Ye why not

>>723111203
Ah, you're one of those "self-taught" programmers. Good luck with your consumer grade PC garbage you got at Best Buy.

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>>723111470
D-depends on the type and if y-you are in anxiety therapy.

You ARE in therapy, right? If you want medication, you must be, because the medication won't help without the therapy.

S-so just ask your therapist t-to put you in contact with a psychiatrist. Easy.

>>723111516
I b-bump myself all the time, v-very clumsy <4

>>723111543
Y-you are doing a good service <4

>>723111564
Oh, n-no thank you <4

>>723111603
Yes.

>>723111563
Yes.

>>723111553
A psychological problem l-like you describe is the same as a broken bone n-needing to be set dear; you can't do it on your own, you need help before you can heal.

Nothing bad will happen. And in my eyes, you'll be stronger, not weaker. It takes a lot of guts to admit you need someone to pick you up.

>>723111632
All t-the way to the singularity!

>>723111603
use propane and you won't have any problems i tell ya h'wat

>>723111656
Sure, Reimu.

>>723111490

It looks like a decent game to be fair, I just hope it emulates well

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>we live in a world where a grown ass asian man dresses up like a girl, covers his face with an anime reaction image and pours tea in webm form for an untold number of lonely virgins looking for asinine advice

What a time to be alive

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>>723111435
Really? I didn't know that. Thank you very much for the information, anon. I'll have to read up on it.

If you happen to get it before myself, no spoilers, okay?

>>723107340
I'm so disappointed of this thread, I used to think that you were a girl then I heard that weird faggot voice, I was about to post "it's not Alice, guys, the board doesn't have the date" and then I saw this post

>>723107830

I followed you for almost 3 years and this hurts me a lot, thanks for nothing... You should have written something in the board instead of posting that vocaroo file, now if you excuse me, I'm going to kill myself.

>>723111721
kay, gunna add you on skype about grill problems

>>723110651

>I'll b-be sure to mark it down, as I w-will be visiting the UK this year <4

I've never understood Americans who want to come here, it's a shit hole mate, the whole island.

>not there yet

Yeah nah, fuck off with that, you can't justify suicide Alice, you're gonna be around for a while longer, suck it up.

>I am v-very pale, just...also...Asian

I guess my sleep deprived mind couldn't figure that out..

>>723111522
All she does is use people.

>>723111656
Oh Reimu I want one too! If you have the time. Please! I'm torn between allocating more time to my youtube channel, or working on a documentary project. Both are fun options with potential but I can't make up my mind.

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>>723111715
*blinks* T-turing completeness has...anything...t-to do with being self taught?

Huh?

>>723111756
I t-think it does, b-but it has honestly b-been a long time.

>>723111764
W-welcome to 2011!

>>723111783
T-the time stamp is there in t-the very first picture dear.

>>723111656
I want you instead

>>723111792
which 1 iz u on skype, 2 many alicemargatroid's

Not really to much of a Psychology question, but maybe you can help?

I have a major urge to text this girl soon. If I was the "new age spiritual" type I could almost say its a sign from the universe. But I'm not, so...

I had the urge randomly come on the other day, and it hasn't faded yet...

>>723111764
Alice is female, you know. But hey, I don't question your tastes. Also, why does your phone have no butons?

>>723111783
Shut the fuck up Ika

Hey there Alice! You really helped me a while back so first of all I wanted to thank you!

Have a new problem I could use your help with though :/. I've got a lot of things going on, lots of stuff to do. Is there an effective way to deal with stress?

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>>723107340
I love you, Alice.

>>723111694
That IS something she says she wants from time to time. Fooled around?

>>723111849
Same tbh. I'm not sure who got more but it doesn't really bother me

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>>723111835
M-my work is sending me t-there for a week <4

>>723111792
Otay.

>>723111973
S-so just text her. What is s-so hard about that?

>>723112015
Love y-you too <4

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>>723111712
>The Fool
You're at the beginning of a journey. You don't know what you need to know yet, but it's just the beginning, so you can be forgiven for being The Fool.

>Strength
Courage and vitality imbue you on this journey.

>Two of Cups (Reversed)
However, a relationship will reveal itself to be empty. Leave the empty cup behind when it is time, because you're strong enough on your own.

>>723111490
Yes.
do you actually have friends you met on here? people you actively talk to on a regular basis and enjoy talking to? people you trust?

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>>723111490

>"It's a Steam survival sim that's allegedly only six months away from full release, though the devs tend to be lieing bastards when it comes to their ETAs by a good few months"
>"The game is decent enough, you can build a house, go fishing and ride a T-Rex about and terrorize lesser tribes with your powerful war beasts!"
>"Or, you know, you could play PvE and force all the other smaller and larger tribes into an alliance by monopolising rare dino breeding and taming an ultra-high level Colossal Squid, like I have~"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPlTAM5glfo

>>723111495

Why not~?

>>723111764
theres literally nothing wrong with that

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>>723111656
Hopefully the Dragon won't be so pissed today. Last Friday was too sword-y.
>>723110892
Your CeltyPlays already have me loling. (MAXIMUM SNARK!)

-S

>>723112050
>S-so just text her. What is s-so hard about that?

I will do that tomorrow. It just seems a little odd as I haven't spoken to her in over a month, and typically I feel much more anxious than I used to in a situation like this

>>723111721
but i-it's only adjusting weights and differentiating and s-stuff, how can consciousness emerge there

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>>723111656

>"Wanna read my cards~?"

just added like 30 alices on skype

>>723111656
Could you give me one too please?

>>723112040
Yeah, saying stuff like how we would get a secluded house on the mountain range, and leave peacefully, and how I would kidnap someone to make them our maid and shit, many giggles were had.

>>723111721
>111470
I am not in therapy, I've dealt with anxiety silently for many many years

>>723112136
thanks for the readin anon

>>723107340
post trap dick

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I was really only doing the one, guys.

>>723112040
You keep comparing yourself to Ika but I don't think you have it in you.

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>>723112007
Yes. Absolutely. *cracks her neck*

Stress is not a bad thing; duress is, but euress is a good thing, it motivates you, it keeps you going, it doesn't let you slack off.

The problem is when stress builds and builds, it tends to cause duress; you tend to get overwhelmed. But there are a number of tricks you can use to contain and mitigate these issues.

1. Plan.

Draw up a plan for the things you want to do, you need to do. Assign priorities to each item, figure out what needs to be done when, make sure you can meet deadlines, etc etc.

Assess if you can even do all of what you need to do. If you can't, give up on some of them; put them to such a low priority that you are barely considering it. Sometimes, you HAVE to do this, even if EVERY item is vital. Figuring out which needs to be dropped early will save a LOT of stress

2. Chunk and parallelize

Figure out which pieces can be broken down into smaller and smaller chunks. Figure out which chunks block other chunks, and organize them in such a way that you can get as much done as possible as quickly as possible. A little preplanning can go a long way towards maximizing how much you can get done.

3. Execute.
Schedule each chunk into a unit of time, and then execute on those units of time; actually do the project. With them as small easily digestable pieces that you can pick up and go with, you won't get overwhelmed. Focus on each piece individually, and then graft it into the whole; don't focus on the whole as its own.

And that's how you get as much done as possible with the least stress.

>>723112050
Similarly to what the other anon said, just avoid everyone really. Anything inside of the M25 is toxic. The southern seaside towns can be somewhat friendly. (If you happen to be at a seaside cafe, get a cream tea)

>>723112391
you mean you are number one?

>>723107340
Moar like this
http://sextoyget.com/icicles-no-48-pink-p37400.html

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>>723112168
Yes.

>>723112180
Hm, h-how much is it?

>>723112214
*shrugs* N-no time like the present!

>>723112248
W-what are you even replying to?

>>723112342
T-then get into therapy <4

>>723112469
I'll d-do so, thank you kindly!

>>723112335
kek
I told her I have a place in the mountains/woods that is secluded but she never seemed to actually want to go through with any of it.

>>723112394
I believe that one day the apprentice will overcome the master. Take these words as you like.

>>723112609
>*shrugs* N-no time like the present!
I guess. Well, I wonder how it will go, as I feel oddly anxious, but also, oddly optimistic

sent skype requesterino

>>723112609
>Yes.
are these annoying/upsetting questions?

>>723112394
i don't understand why anyone would want to be like ika. she is disgusting and should be euthanized tbh

>>723112618
Edgy. Maybe even edgier than Ika. Atleast she was funny at being edgy.

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hey Alice, how have you been? blueberry tea sounds nice.

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>>723112335
that sounds comfy af, but i wouldnt believe a word coming from her mouth

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>>723112714
Y-you can do it Anonymous <4 Aim f-for the goal!

>>723112757
Nope <4

>>723112790
I've b-been quite nice, and you?

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>>723112609

>"Around £20 usually, closer to £10 when on sale, which is is fairly often. I would avoid the Scorched Earth DLC tho, as it's a special kind of hell~"

What should I do? Listen to the logic? Or listen to my gut?

I massively fell for this girl. Logic would dictate that it won't work out with her. But for some reason my gut still has the feeling that it will in the end.

I could give a few of the things she does, if that helps

>>723112464
Thank you so much Alice! You're amazing and I love you for always giving such good advice!

>>723112775
You took it how I thought you would, how predictable. Her one problem with me was talking too much but I knew she secretly loved it.

>>723112826
Alice I truly believe you are an amazing and unique person, and thus... I have a serious crush on you. What do?

>>723112826
>Y-you can do it Anonymous <4 Aim f-for the goal!

I know it will probably go fine as we have texted back and forth for hours on end. But every time I want to contact her I get anxious again

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I'm new hello I like this this is nice what you do. I used to see these threads a year back but never look through. You're great I appreciate what you do

>>723112772
Not sure if she influenced them but it makes me sick.

>>723112609
t-to your reply on where machine learning will take me. the s-singularity is the emergence of c-consciousness r-right? and i w-wonder how it can emerge when all ml is at the moment is (e.g. in the case of neuronal networks) chaining functions, adjusting weights and biases, differentiating and backpropagating. i know learning to learn algorithms and such but i just don't see how an independent will can form there that is not determined by some prescribed minimization or similar stuff

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>>723112826
working through some things still, but I'm alright. nothing to worry about. seems a little busy tonight anyway.

>>723112982
Alice is not for waifu.

>>723112849
Just try it and see what happens. People will always surprise you. What's the worst that could happen? You're hurting yourself by doing nothing.

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>>723112831
I'll b-be sure to take a look, I just g-got finished playing Anarcute <4

>>723112849
Neither; both are absolutely necessary to make long term decisions. Unless you've solve the game theoretic tractability problem on large scale open environments.

W-why would "logic" dictate it won't work out?

>>723112879
*wipes her forehead* I h-hit a pretty high WPM on t-that one, your welcome Anonymous <4

>>723112982
F-find someone much better than I, dear <4

>>723113006
I d-do my best.

>>723112999
Push it aside and g-go for the gold, stupid!

We are just weird offsprings of evolution living on a rock floating in incomprehensibly large space. What is the reason to live?

>>723113013
Yeah, she is just straight up wrong in so many ways, all of them completely and totally deplorable. Thinking that anyone would want to be like them actually worries me.

>>723112951
Dude, no, she despised people who talked too much as in walltexts/too often.
>>723112823
Lets live in the mountain range together anon-kun.

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>>723113066
*blinks* That's not "all" ML is, dear. But given you are just a large scale neural network, please tell me how independence forms from your process of "adjusting weights and biases".

>>723113067
T-this? This is a b-bit slow <4

>>723113147
T-to reproduce, duh. You JUST said evolution dear.

>>723110560
How did you like Doom 2016? I've been playing it recently and I really like it so far

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>>723113252
I l-loved it; every single p-part of it is on point <4

>>723113067
I didn't say I wanted her as waifu... I need advice on how not to fall in love with online personas.

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>>723113110

>"I'm currently playing Paladins, the poor man's Overwatch~"
>"As for Ark, I spent the Valentines Day Week event breeding an army of Rexs for a boss fight later this week. We're going to try killing the Broodmother, a colossal spider that spits acid"

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>>723113361
I d-don't like spiders. Radroaches f-frighten me!

>>723113204
My one love was a pro at doing that, I would never try to outshine her on that. The same length of this reply is something that she would say bothered her tremendously.

>>723113236
the thing is that i am not just a large scale neuronal network. the analogy doesn't hold. please elaborate on the other arguments.

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>>723113236
>T-to reproduce, duh.
do u wanna reproduce with me alice

Do you draw all those faces?

>>723113109
Well, its not like I'm doing nothing. I just don't know how I should change it

>>723113110
>W-why would "logic" dictate it won't work out?
One of the things that really goes against it working out is her reluctance to get together. Either is "busy" and says we should, or just out right doesn't respond...

But then there's the extremely long text conversations (6-10 hrs)

Or instances like these

I was walking, and she was sitting on the edge of a tree planter talking to someone on the phone. (Probably her sister, she does that quite a bit) I then sorta scratched my nose, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw her kinda begin to smile. I don't know if it was from the call or if it was because of me

Another time I sorta turned my head randomly and saw her standing right there waiting for class, and it seemed like our eyes just sorta met and held for a few seconds.

>>723113182
Edgy teenagers with little baby penises and no control.

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>>723113423
....except you are. T-that's what a brain is dear; it's a l-large scale neural network.

We actually based neural networks and finite state machines...on brains. They are equal in c-computational power.

>>723113504
No.

>>723113475
No.

>>723113504
see:
>>723108022
>>723108137

>>723113110
>Push it aside and g-go for the gold, stupid!
I'll try. I froze up massively the last time I saw her in person and was gonna speak with her...

>>723107340
you're the best alice :D
i was the anon with the boy problems who got cucked by an anime body pillow and id like to ask if its okay to have interracial relationships?? i feel like its people being insecure and vain when they choose to have interracial relationships only or fuck only a certain type of person

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>>723113520
N-none of this makes a compelling logical argument dear.

>>723113630
I'm r-rooting for you, Anonymous!

>>723113657
W-what? It's...there is nothing wrong with interracial raelationships.

>>723112826
well either way i really enjoy your threads, hope you keep linking them to me.

Never been in one of these threads before, but been lurking in here for a little while and this is really nice. Very comfy. You're awesome, Alice.

>>723111782

Don't watch the new trailer if you don't want spoilers

>>723113520
Sorry for assuming, most people who talk like that don't do anything for the longest time and wait for too long/till it's too late and end up hurting themselves even more.
Just go for it.

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I like two girls, one that's been my girlfriend for almost two years now who can consistently make me happy and a girl that would give up everything just to be mine. What do I do Alice?

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>>723113414

>"Avoid the caves then~"
>"Or if you do go in them, bring a shotgun and 100 shells, or a few wolfs, assuming taming them hasn't made you hate them due to all the times you'll likely die in the process~"

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>>723113147
religion and science will tell you procreation. philosophy will tell you to make humans even better. in reality, you have to make it for yourself, bud.

>>723113236
I arrived late, so the thread looked a little big to me, I guess. glad things are smooth, though.

>>723113356
well, for one, you're only seeing a part of us. as honest and loving as Alice is to us, you're going to have a hard time pursuing anything with her.

>>723113236
Reproduction is a cycle without reason, without higher meaning. If we stop reproducing it won't change anything in the cosmic scale.

Are you sad you're only a B-Cup?

>>723107340
we have the same kitchen cupboards

congrats on the mediocre condo

>>723113712
why do people choose to only have interracial relationships then like black guys only fucking white girls, its gross

>>723113764

THAT I miss about California.

>>723113712
>N-none of this makes a compelling logical argument dear.

i guess, The first thing is really the only thing that has me concerned.

The other three things are more of the things that keep me hopeful

>>723113751
Maybe I should just come clean with her?

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>>723113724
Oh d-don't worry, I will.

>>723113734
I d-do my best.

>>723113764
Y-you stay with your girlfriend.

>>723113770
C-caves? Oh I d-don't like caves...

>>723113786
It h-has clear and obvious reasons dear. The problem is y-you think "higher meaning" exists.

>>723113881
I'm a C, thanks

>>723113925
....w-why is there thousands of subcategories of porn? P-people like what they like.

But also, just because a few idiots are sketchy and do shit like that, why would that somehow invalidate the idea that people can have interracial relationships without being sketchy?

Why would that make them somehow inherently wrong?

>>723113783
M-me too!

>>723113110
There is no one better than you. Believe me... i'm santa claus

>>723113593
that's bollocks, my dear. although deep learning researchers are sometimes inspired by neuroscience, all of them, at least the ones that can be taken seriously, neglect the notion of ANNs resembling cerebral structures. yes, there are some similarities but it is not at all identical.
and yes, while my brain essentially is a neuronal network, it is not to be taken as equivalent to that what is understood as an artificial neuronal network.

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People don't understand that Alice cant kill her self
Only God can decide when is her time
Alice was Baptised in Fire
And all the pain and suffering she is enduring are with one and only goal
When God decide is her time, and when she feel his touch
She will see and feel the shadow , But she will not feel death
She will be reincarnated as shadow it self ,a pure Angel of Death
And she will reap the life from this world till the end of eternity
And so many of us will see her in our final moments
Walking towards us with grim smile to take us to the afterworld

>>723113783
I understand that I only see the tip of the iceberg. You're real people with real issues, real lives and everything. But I've never seen other humans with such devotion, humor, wit and caring, especially online. That tingles my sense of amazement. And in turn, feelings of strong appreciation that I don't even feel for nice people around me IRL. I know that being online skews because I don't see the bad side. But man, such devotion and kindness is amazing.

>>723113712
>I'm r-rooting for you, Anonymous!
Thanks, hopefully it goes well

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>>723114116

>"How about Swamps?"

>>723114187
wot

>>723113764
if you love them both but one's already your girlfriend just keep the girlfriend, man

>>723113783
>as honest as Alice is
lmfao

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>>723114099
I t-think all of your arguments are emotional at this point.

>>723113236
>T-to reproduce
you're saying if I don't reproduce, I've failed and my having been brought into this world was a worthless gesture? That makes me sad because I'm pretty sure I'm a freak and am going to die a foreveralone

>>723114116
why r u so cute

whats the appeal of alice /b/?

>>723114099
The decision at the end of the day is up to you, anon. If you come out to her and don't sound like a huge creep at the same time then it will probably be fine(it sounds like you two actually know each other and you aren't some creep who just watches people all day so you should be fine)

>>723114345
Maybe. I guess I really can only do what I've been doing and see how it plays out in the end

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>>723107340

Dear Alice, what would cause me to cry periodically and spontanaeously without really all too much emotion present?

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>>723114309
hey bud <3

>>723114241
she's mostly just fighting hate with love, and making sure you guys all know you matter. it's beautiful, sure, but it shouldn't be such a weird thing to see. I hope you find love and support in your daily life though.

>AEGIJKLOPUVXZ
These are all the letters you do not stutter.
It is clearly a code. I am yet to decipher it.I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

>>723107636

Oh, do I ever have some cuddles for you.

I hope you're prepared.

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>>723107340
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AvWcPeLKYZ
Your voice sounds like it's choked full of AIDS