hey /b/
im having some delicious tendies that mommy made me. on the side is my favorite bbq sauce.
this delicious meal only coat me 25 good boy points. i've been saving up my points for a few weeks now and it finally payed off.
god fucking damnit. As im typing this, mommy's new boyfriend, Derek JUST TOOK ONE OF MY TENDIES!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEE. i fucking hate derek. hes not nice.
im gonna get him one day
pic related is dinner
what are you having for dinner /b/?
self bamp
>>723105086
Fuck Derek mate
what should i do about derek goys?
>>723106150
Throw the TV remote at him
>>723105086
tendies are chicken tenders?
where is that a thing?
>>723106546
Being this new
>>723106150
Have mommy buy you an authentic Japan made katana with GBP and slay him with your steel.
>>723106435
after shoving it up your ass of course
Take the tendie and choke him with it, then pour bbq sauce down his nosrals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNvTA5KVxk
>>723105086
If this thread was a deliberately shit-tier tendies story meant to troll people by how terrible and unfunny it was, good job faggot.
Otherwise, gb2/r9k/ and die there.